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Don't mind me, just posting the best poptart flavor

>> No.15908952
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>>15908948

>> No.15908954

>>15908948
OP is big brained

>> No.15908960

>>15908948
Op is a brainlet

>> No.15908964
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>>15908948
Pffft yeah.... Ok.

>> No.15908977
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>>15908948
awful post

>> No.15909503

>>15908948
i kneel before thee

>> No.15909550

>>15908977
Why would the dubs do this to us? This is mockery. Abhorrent. Abject degeneracy. Save the digits for a classic at least like frosted strawberry.

>> No.15909665

>>15908964
this and blueberry

>> No.15909677
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>>15908964
tfw you got one of these in your MRE

>> No.15909778

>>15908948
Strawberry is the best

>> No.15909795

>>15908964
True patrician taste

>> No.15909860

>>15908952
based and strudelpilled

>> No.15909864
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>>15908948
taste like chemicals and nigger shit absolute tastelet

>> No.15909882
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15909882

heh, nothin personal kid

>> No.15909916

>>15909864
You've tasted nigger shit?

>> No.15909945

Based opinion op

>> No.15909951

>>15909916

Yes.

>> No.15910131
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15910131

>putting these pastries in the toaster

>> No.15910181

>>15908948
They taste the best when you put them in the freezer and eat them frozen. Seriously no troll

>> No.15910319

>>15909882
why would you do this to yourself?

>> No.15910560

>>15910319
apparently unfrosted are much better, stronger flavor in the filling, the frosting is mostly flavorless crap

>> No.15910591
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15910591

>eating out of cardboard boxes
NGMI

>> No.15910718

>>15908948
based

>> No.15911270

>>15908954
>>15908960
Duality of man

>> No.15911283

>>15908948
>eating sugary cancer
Fucking amerifats

>> No.15911296

>>15908964
These things taste like cardboard
Cherry and S'mores are the only acceptable pop-tart flavors.

>> No.15911338

>>15909945
samefag

>> No.15912005
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Agreed OP, and for me these come in a close second

>> No.15912007

>>15909882
I had a vegetarian gf and she would only eat the unfrosted ones

>> No.15912251

I wouldn't say no to a poptart but they're pretty shit and inferior to toaster strudels. That being said you'd have to be a retarded consoomer to buy either on a regular basis

>> No.15912478
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15912478

*blocks your path*

>> No.15912640

>>15908952
fucking redpilled
poptart fags seething that their shitty toaster wood can't compete

>> No.15912788

>>15912640
If I have time to make and eat toaster strudels, I'd just make a real breakfast like bacon and eggs. Shitty toaster wood requires no heating, is extremely portable, and makes almost no mess compared to your flakey jelly pocket abortion.

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>>15908948
move aside, peasants

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>>15908948
These are only good toasted
>>15908952
Toaster strudels BTFO pop tarts any day of the week, based
>>15908964
I don't like to eat these on their own, but I fucking love to cook oatmeal then crumble up one into it, tastes soooo fucking good
>>15908977
Disgusting
>>15909864
Classic taste, very based
>>15909882
Never understood eating unfrosted ones, they're literally just as bad for you but taste worse
>>15912005
Also very based
>>15912478
Disgusting as well

For me it's classic blueberry
Semi-related, but does anyone remember in the 2000's where they had a website you could make your own pop-tart art?

>> No.15914632

I wish we could go back and undiscover the new world

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>>15908948
>>15908964
>>15909864
>>15912005
>>15912808
Okay you fucking idiots, since you're gonna make me post in this thread, I'll say these fucking ones are the good choices, and I'll finish it off with the other two good choices that existed

>> No.15916511

>>15910560
Yeah, you can see unfrosted actually has more calories.

>> No.15916907

pop-tarts are disgusting fake food that make me break out almost as badly as instant popcorn

>> No.15917118

>>15908948
I live in third world country but got those from import shop, either I'm not American enough or it's just sort-of decent cake with molten sugar on top
Honestly was disappointed

>> No.15917175

>>15917118
did you put it in the toaster? I wouldn't eat any poptart cold Tbh

>> No.15917226

>>15912819
mass repliers should be necked regardless of their opinion

>> No.15917304

>>15908948
Your FACE is the best poptart flavor.

>> No.15917337

>>15917118
They're convenience food for Elementary School children, not a delicacy

>> No.15917349

>>15917337
Some foreign people don't understand certain things, for example imagine if some memer was like "What's so great about America? Pop Tarts", any American would know this was sarcasm, but a foreigner who wasn't raised on sarcasm would take this at complete face value.

Once American media completely takes over the world, these kind of issues will go away.

>> No.15917498

>>15908948
this flavor sucks

>> No.15917529

>>15912005
i will never forget: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHl_uknwJmk

>> No.15917597

>>15911296
wtf did your parents do to your tastebuds as a child

>> No.15917603

>>15917529
and not a single colored in sight

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>>15908964

>> No.15917642

>>15909864
I can't believe I had to scroll this long until I found the best one

>> No.15917882

>>15909864
>>15909882
why is the unfrosted one 10 calories more than the frosted

>> No.15917960

>>15917882
the crust is a little thicker

>> No.15918051

>>15908948
americans deserve their obesity

>> No.15918902

all the "fruit" flavored ones are absolute gutter trash

>> No.15919570

>>15917175
Didn't know you were supposed to do that, next time I'll try

>>15917349
>Once American media completely takes over the world, these kind of issues will go away.
It already did, and it's getting worse every fucking year, last year we had hundreds of retards protesting for BLM in our towns

>> No.15921062

>>15908948
Piss and shit

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>>15908948
i think you'll find it's actually these

>> No.15921154
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after doing some soul searching i learned kellogg's poptarts are probably the worst of them all
if they're made by someone else they are going to be better, they are only running off of brand recognition

kroger branded is my favorite now

>> No.15921271

>>15908948
Do Americans really eat processed sugar bread for breakfast?

>> No.15921685

>>15908964
ol reliable

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>>15921133
>>15914796
>>15912819
>>15912808
>>15912478
>>15912005
>>15909882
>>15909864
>>15908977
>>15908964
>>15908948
*blocks you're path*

>> No.15923118

>>15922593
vile

>> No.15923391

>>15908948
I'm an American and I've always loved a lot of the snacks Kellogg's and it's subsidies make (Cheez-it, Keebler, Apple Jacks, Cocoa Krispies, nutrigrain, fiberplus (rip), etc), but pop tarts were always disgusting dry AND toasted.

>>15908952
I used to prefer this one as a kid but I haven't had it in years and I think I only liked it for the vanilla creme lmao

>> No.15923394

>>15908948
Objectively the worst. Shit b8

>> No.15923403

>>15912005
Second worst.

>> No.15923418

>>15917603
Things have gotten real bad haven’t they?

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I WILL FUCKING FIGHT LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU

>> No.15923672

>>15912808
these things are more like dessert

>> No.15923910

>>15922593
always wanted to try a grape flavor poptart, I've never seen one out in the wild though.

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All I see in this thread is a bunch of pussies, faggots, and cowards.

>> No.15924028

>>15923914
Looks disgusting

>> No.15924075

>>15923394
cringe opinion

>> No.15924124

>>15923914
i can't imagine how disgusting that must taste

>> No.15924211

>>15924028
>>15924124
Tastelets.

>> No.15925264

>>15914796
I like the break the chocolate fudge pop tarts long way and leave them in a tall glass of cold milk until it's saturated with milk and the poptart easily gets stuck under my fingernails when I try to remove it.

>> No.15925874

>>15923914
For me, it's Bang's

>> No.15926811

>>15912808
Fuck, I remember eating these a long time ago. They would always make my tongue hurt.

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>>15912808
>>15912819
>>15912478
>>15912005
>>15909882
>>15909864
>>15908952
>>15908948
>>15923914

Is this the "fat fucks who can't cook" thread?

>> No.15927268

>>15908948
Indeed it is tempting to think that one can get a sophisticated desert such as the s'more from a breakfast cereal brand. Certainly something spoiled kids of rich daddies would not appreciate given that there is not too much sugar in it.

>> No.15927589

>>15924211
Gay

>> No.15927665

>>15924124
>>15924124
fucking eurocucks can't handle root beer

>> No.15927710

>>15910591
kino

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>>15908948
The amazing taste (((they))) don't want you to experience.

>> No.15927891

>>15908952
Yes

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>>15909882
>>15909864
>>15908964
>>15908952
If you have these in your house. You have great taste.

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for me, it's these or red velvet

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>nobody has posted the undisputed goat flavor yet
jesus christ /ck/ get it together

>> No.15928608

I don't live in Burger Land but I can buy almost any flavour from importers, is it worth it? I have no idea what a toaster strudel filled with stuff can taste, but poptarts seem like the second coming of jesus and I want to try them, the price is 2 dollars more compared to america.
Do I have to "toast it or die" or can you eat them raw? What's the best way to consume this delicacy?

>> No.15928627

>>15926815
which friend are you?
the mass replier?

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>>15928608
these are the ones I can get on Amazon and the ones with the fastest shipping, s'mores can be mine tomorrow and the others in 2-3 days, the price for 16 seems a bit exaggerated, but I'm not sure so I ask to you if it's fine, I don't think I will get addicted to them, it's just to try them out

>> No.15928656

>>15926815
have a (you) and gtfo fag.

>> No.15928681

>>15928608
Toaster or Air fryer.

It might just be nostalgia, I have no idea if they are actually good.

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Not a single one of you slack jawed faggots have posted the best yet.

>> No.15928699

>>15908948
why are they so addictive?

>> No.15928703

>>15908977
the GOAT shits crack

>> No.15928752

>>15908948
i had a depression phase where i would go do the local gas station and buy a box of these every single day for about 4 months. i'd eat the entire box while watching youtube videos.

they were really tasty

>> No.15928827
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15928827

Step aside faggots.

>> No.15928852

>>15908948
Poptarts would be badass if they put as much filling in them as the image on the box shows. As they are presently, they're fucking disgusting!

>> No.15928949

>>15908948
Have they started remaking the "Full Fatfuk Flavour" also known as the FFF poptart?

>> No.15929204
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15929204

Out of the way

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15929397

Heh, noobs.

>> No.15929443

>>15929204
>that crude cartoon man
it's been a while, old friend.

>> No.15929471

>>15928827
now that one looks good

>> No.15929561

>>15928608
they are pretty bad. too dry, monotone sweetness, crust tastes like a dog biscuit, yet as an american i cannot truly say i'm able to resist. yes you should 100% heat them

>> No.15929579

>>15922593
weren't they the super flammable ones that were burning down peoples houses if you left them in the toaster to long

>> No.15929906

>>15929397
Piss off

>> No.15929972

>>15908948
Wrong, it's strawberry without the icing and toasted till very dark on the edges.
>>15909882
My man.
>>15910591
Those were pretty good.
>>15929579
I thought it was one of the early fudge ones that caught fire.

>> No.15930371

>this is what Amerifats consider as breakfast food