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15907984 No.15907984 [Reply] [Original]

Explain.

>> No.15907992

>>15907984
You feel threatened because the jew fears the indoor fish farmer.

>> No.15907997

>>15907984
Fishe

>> No.15908010

East Euros have Christmas carp. They store it in the tub for s while to insure they have one and because carp, and their waters, are filthy.

>> No.15908015

>>15907992
Based indoor farmer poster.

>> No.15908021

>>15908010
does the clean water help the taste of the meat?

>> No.15908061

>>15908021
Carp, catfish, etc excrete the trash they've been consuming/exposed to if you just leave them in clean water for a while. Absolutely yes. Rednecks with an extra tub have been known to chuck them in and feed them corn for about a week.

>> No.15908194

le fishe

>> No.15908203

>>15908015
How is this a farm

>> No.15908509

>>15908203
Hes farming the Poop

>> No.15908511

>>15907984
There's no such thing as perfect. You're beautiful as you are, Courage. With all your imperfections, you can do anything.

>> No.15908671

le fishe

>> No.15908678

>>15907984
I don't have the time or the crayons to explain this to you right now.

>> No.15908684

ok so when you do this how do you actually bathe? do you just cuddle up with the carp?

>> No.15908691

>>15908684
it's fine if you skip bathing for a few days, considering it's winter so you don't sweat as much and you're not going out

>> No.15908707

>>15908684
Euros don't bathe often to begin with, so they'd see no shame in a towel bath while the tub is occupied.

>> No.15908722

>>15908691
no, it's not fine you filthy Euro.

>> No.15908727 [DELETED] 

>>15908684
>>15908691
>>15908707
>>15908722
Bathe with the fish incel.

>> No.15908739

>>15908684
>do you just cuddle up with the carp?
Haha i get funny feelings just thinking about this haha. Would the fish cuddle back do you think? Or no haha

>> No.15908743

>>15908061
I've seen this done with river catfish near me.
Horse trough, cycle the water.
The river itself is moderately clean, but they still eat shit and mud all day.
I find it makes a difference and lets you enjoy something that's otherwise only good fried.

>> No.15908762

>>15908727
>Bathe with the fish incel.
Carps can suck the D,right?

>> No.15908769 [DELETED] 

>>15908762
Bathe. With. The. Fish.

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15908772

>>15908769
If you insist.

>> No.15908773

>>15908769
Oh, you sneaky little bastard :D

>> No.15908779

>>15908684
You keep the carp in the bath tub for literally a couple of hours after you bought it.
Take some pics of your cat trying to get at it, your kids bathing with it, then take it out, whack it on the head and slice it up for the dinner.

>> No.15908784

>>15907984
I had the blog for this saved somewhere, at least I think that's where it came from.

>> No.15908860

Some day you'll understand my son.
https://youtu.be/lPGipwoJiOM

>> No.15908887

>>15907984
iunno why but everyone seems to be missing the fact that carp arent good eating fish.
there's a reason that they're a pest but no-one eats them.

>> No.15908896

>>15908887
People say the same about lobster and tilapia.

>> No.15909259

>>15908887
Whities don't eat them because of the bones. Chinese eat them all the time.

>> No.15909273

>>15907984
> Newfag

>> No.15909594

>>15908684
eastern europeans and central europeans have terrible hygiene. they literally don't wash or bathe daily and see no problem in going out in public and being around others like this.

>> No.15909623

>>15909259
Chinese eat anything that will fit down a human throat, they're a poor example.

>> No.15909625

>>15909259
Chinese also fry shrimps whole and eat them shell and all.

>> No.15909631

My Chinese mother in law does the same thing with chickens sometimes.
She’ll throw it in an large Amazon box with a few handfuls of rice for about a week. She says “it gives clean taste”.

>> No.15909635

>>15909625
Do you just have to fry them longer?

>> No.15909660

>>15909635
You don’t have to remove the shell when fried.
It’s crispy and edible.

>> No.15909668

>>15907984
friendly fishe wants to rub up, why no no?

>> No.15909719

>>15907984
communist government couldnt get a fish for everyone on christmas because logistics are hard
you'd usually buy a carp about a week before christmas and keep is in a bathub untill the time is right
also carp is a trash fish so soaking it in some clean water may improve the taste

>> No.15909725

>>15909719
friendly fishe wants to be friendly
why kill?

>> No.15909732

I vote release back where it was caught, it's a cute fish and there are others. Maybe it'll help you later.

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>> No.15909741

>>15909725
grug hungry

>> No.15909746
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15909746

>>15909735
hahaha next is soylent green wafers for that bad boy.

>> No.15909801

>>15907984
my uncle got home late from a fishing trip once and didn't feel like cleaning the fish so just filled the tub and put the fish in there.
woke up the next morning to my cousin screaming because she didn't know there was going to be fish swimming in the tub, lol.

>> No.15909805

>>15907984
Sneed

>> No.15909823
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15909823

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DF24lyzxFSo

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15909854

>>15907984

It's a Polish/Slavic thing to keep the fish fresh for Easter dinner.

>> No.15909873

>>15907997
nice

>> No.15910865

>>15908684
You just put it in a bucket when you take a bath, the logistics are not complicated.

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>>15908684
>do you just cuddle up with the carp?
maybe

>> No.15910955

>>15909823
I almost didn't watch this movie because 2 was such a pile of shit.
I'm glad I gave it a chance.

>> No.15910981

>>15908739
i think they would haha

>> No.15910984

I loving being Polish

>> No.15910999

>>15908773
That's the only way eurotrash can get with stuff these days, like rats they're sneaky little bastard cunts that contribute nothing.

>> No.15911003

>>15909801
Fucking pervert you should have protected your younger cousin.

>> No.15911016

>>15908684
put carp in bucket
drain water
wash your dirty ass
put new water in
put carp back in
camon now its not so hard to figure out.

>> No.15911045

>>15907984
Is fish in water
What to explain

>> No.15911219

>>15911045
Like shooting fish
in a barrel?

>> No.15911222

>>15908511
Heh heh

>> No.15911223

>>15911016
Where do you live,
west virginia or some trailer park?

>> No.15911230

my little cunny,
she always sunny
now it comes times
in west virgin for us
to throw them beds
begin

>> No.15911244

>>15908684
You don't have a shower?

>> No.15911386

>>15909259
Bro we’re still in the midst of a global pandemic caused by Chinese people eating diseased wild animals, saying a Chinese person would eat it is so unreassuring

>> No.15911402

>>15909594
You must smell like shit if not bathing for a couple of days makes your smell unbereable

>> No.15911484

>>15911016
>sharing your bathtub with a fish
>they get to use it more than you
>fish doesn't pay rent
Sounds like a good deal for the humble fishe

>> No.15911543

>>15911402
Correct. I can't imagine any scenario where that wouldn't be the case. Washing your pits and splashing your face are trivial.

>> No.15911558

>>15911484
>Die at the end.

>> No.15911714

>>15909259
>>15908896
nah here at least, European Carp are considered to be a completely inedible pest.
there's a bounty for catching them but they're just thrown away because they taste like fucking ass.

>> No.15911800

>>15907984
You purge the fish before preparing it, this way you flush its system with clean water, rather than have a fish filled with dirty stagnant pond water.

>> No.15911905
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15911905

>>15907984
it's a bath buddy. you don't even need to use a soap with one of those, it does a deep clean for you.
how uncultured are you?

>> No.15911916

>>15911905
men are disgusting subhumans

>> No.15911952

>>15911905
I wish that were me

>> No.15911967

>>15909732
Quest failed. The fish had a key inside of it to your sisters chasity belt.

Worst ending: you died a virgin

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15911976

>>15911905
It's interesting to me that when I first saw this my initial reaction was "eh whatever. He's fucking a fish in the mouth"
But then after it pans over and shows his mate holding his fish I felt that it was kinda gay.
Basically wanking off a guy with a fish. That's not that much different from using a Fleshlight on him. Faggy!

>> No.15911992

>>15907984
the jew fears the indoor fish farmer

>> No.15911994

>>15911558
Don't we all?

>> No.15912327

Tell me about the fishe.

>> No.15912345

>>15911905
is it a male or female fish ?

>> No.15912364

>>15911916
YWNBAW

>> No.15912394

>>15909735
i know its just a box bbut my brain screams chicken dungeon

>> No.15912405

>>15907984
fish in bath then stroke and then eat

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15912406

>>15908779
>bought it

>> No.15912417

>>15907984
no thanks

>> No.15912552

>>15907984
What's to explain? Some dude kept a fish alive in his bathtub or maybe kept it as a pet and used the bathtub as a holding tank? I don't know.

>> No.15912759

>>15909823
Came to this thread for this.

>> No.15912765

>>15907984
karp

>> No.15912781

>>15911905
I remember first seeing this gif on /v/ in a thread that hit 700 replies

>> No.15912782

>>15911045
i read this in my mind with a thick russian accent

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>>15908684
>he doesn't have a guest bathroom
Get a load of this poorfag

>> No.15913087

>>15909735
>new avian flu detected

>> No.15913485

>>15913087
fishe flu, now with extra masks

>> No.15913614

>>15908203
it's in the development stage

>> No.15913615

>>15907992
fpbp

>> No.15914126

>>15907984
something about "orange juice fearing indoor farmers" idk it never made sense to me.

>> No.15915508

>>15907984
No one is doing this anymore, you just get them butchered when you buy them.

>> No.15915606

>>15907984
scaring the jew

>> No.15915822

>>15907984
When the fishe

>> No.15916108

>>15911558
I mean fish don't live long to begin with unless they're a sturgeon or other big saltwater fish

>> No.15916299

>>15911905
>every day until you like it

>> No.15916360

>>15916108
30 years ain't nothin