/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15907195]

What's everyone's go-to lazy food? I've been doing tamago gohan for a while & I'm getting tired of it.

[Anonymous No.15907203]

>>15907195
Quesadilla quick easy and you can do whatever with it.

[Anonymous No.15907211]

>>15907195
no food at all

[Anonymous No.15907219]

Rice with canned fish and preserved vegetables favs are fried dace or smoked sprats
Lard rice

[Anonymous No.15907222]

>>15907195
Sausage and onion. Cooks in minutes with essentially zero prep and can be adopted to a hundred different dishes while being tasty just wrapped in a tortilla.

[Anonymous No.15907224]

Zaru soba

[Anonymous No.15907280]

>>15907195
Fried eggs on errything
>grits
>rice
>soups
>pork chops
>bread
>tortillas

[Anonymous No.15907292]

>>15907195
The rice doesn't actually cook the egg

[Anonymous No.15907311]

>>15907292
I'm aware. I bet you haven't put a raw egg in orange juice

[Anonymous No.15907320]

>>15907311
I know orange julius has egg whites in it.

[Anonymous No.15907322]

tamagohan?
the rice cooks the egg

[Anonymous No.15907328]

>>15907195
You'll get tired of anything if you eat it often enough. I got sick of lobster...

[Anonymous No.15907338]

>>15907322
Shut the fuck up already, seething weeaboo.

[Anonymous No.15907352]

>>15907338
the rice cooks the egg

[Anonymous No.15907360]

>>15907352
>seethe this hard on /ck/

[Anonymous No.15907492]

>>15907195
why is japanese cuisine so hilariously bad?
the main staple dish of nipponland is sushi which is literally just fish on rice
their curry is just watered soup
ramen is just inferior version of authentic Chinese noodles
even instant noodles is taiwanese (Chinese) and not from japan

why could the nips not make a satisfactory cuisine?

[Anonymous No.15907513]

>>15907195
I can't imagine someone whose "lazy food" involves actually getting up and cooking anything. My lazy food is not eating.

[Anonymous No.15907675]

instant ramen and fried egg

[Anonymous No.15907694]

Curry (little prep work but relatively simple). Have recently tried tamago gohan. Works pretty well with a dash of eel sauce. When I'm really lazy I'll throw some fish or chicken patties in the air fryer.

[Anonymous No.15907739]

>>15907195
Rice with chilli tuna it is very nice and easy to make.
I like to cook the rice with vegetable stock instead of water and I add a litte oil seasame oil and chillie powder and curry powder.

[Anonymous No.15907758]

>>15907195
cacio e pepe and aglio e olio

[Anonymous No.15907765]

>>15907675
Mi goreng is the shits. This is my lazy food as well

[Anonymous No.15907791]

>>15907195
OP

[Anonymous No.15907805]

the rice cooks the egg

[Anonymous No.15907815]

>>15907513
>My lazy food is not eating.
Same. I'm too lazy to eat, but not lazy enough to browse through pictures of food while hungry

[Anonymous No.15907835]

Basic jailhouse sandwich. Meat, bread, mayo

[Anonymous No.15907867]

>>15907492
Thats a crackpot post right there. Instant Noodles was invented by Nissin.
Japanese curry is nice and thick and rich.
And staple dish is straight up rice. Just add whatever you want.

Shut the fuck up trash.

[Anonymous No.15907896]

>>15907867
it's copypasta

[Anonymous No.15907938]

>>15907195
2 mcdoubles and a large coke

[Anonymous No.15907951]

I hardly consider rice to be a lazy food
you either have to take the time to rinse it or wash the starch out of your pot afterwards, both take effort

[Anonymous No.15907967]

Lazy food in the same vein as TKG:
(all variations on "rice with stuff")
Cat's rice (bonito flake on top, watch it dance)
Rice with vegetables (steamer basket over rice cooker; sliced carrot & cabbage)
Butter rice (pat of butter, a few drips of soy sauce)
Rice with kimchi

And to further change it up:
Add a pinch of dried seaweed (fueru wakame) to rice when cooking
Season your rice by cooking with Knorr powder or a stock pot

[Anonymous No.15907972]

>>15907951
>fill cup with rice
>put it in rice cooker and fill water to the line
>press button, rice appears less than 20 minutes later and is kept warm until you're ready for it
It's perfect convenience food.

[Anonymous No.15908153]

I make a sandwich. Bologna, imitation american cheese, sriracha, wah lah.

[Anonymous No.15908350]

>>15907338
wakarimasen lol

[Anonymous No.15908355]

>>15907195
Sandwich with lunchmeat and condiments, Nothing else. Or poached eggs

[Anonymous No.15908358]

You will never be a weeb

[Anonymous No.15908370]

I pour granola straight into a container of plain yogurt and carefuly eat it so no granola gets mixed with the yogurt and repeat.

[Anonymous No.15908375]

Spicy kimchi ramen with BBQ pork, an egg, cilantro, and green onions

[Anonymous No.15908425]

Yogurt
>>15908370
but not plain like this psycho

[Anonymous No.15908435]

>>15907322
if you think the egg and rice thing originated in japan you're a fucking moron. rice is originally from china as is soy sauce. turn off your fucking weeaboo blinkers my dude.

[Anonymous No.15908439]

>>15907675
Were you actually proud of this "meal" and thats why you took a photo? /ck/ers really are on the spectrum aren't they lol.

[Anonymous No.15908915]

>>15907292
japanese food industry has high standards so all their eggs are safe to eat raw.

[Anonymous No.15908920]

>>15908435
Most of american foods didn't come from america either and yet 99% of this board larps and obsesses over their food and eats nothing else.

Have sex.

[Anonymous No.15908924]

>>15908920
My wife just blew me 10 minutes ago (shit was SO cash). Go eat a hot pocket or something, fatty.

[Anonymous No.15908958]

>>15907195
>butter pan
>put one 1 egg
>sprinkle salt and parmesan
>1 slice of bread on top of it
>let it cook for a bit
>flip and bend in the middle like a taco shell
>toast the bread

[Anonymous No.15909386]

>>15908915
european food industry also has high standards and thats why eggs are dirty. dirty eggs have natural protection from bacteria

[Anonymous No.15909402]

>>15907195
Bacon, fried eggs, pickles
Garlic soy sauce

[Anonymous No.15909484]

>>15907195
Burger because it's extremely fast and easy.
Heat small cast iron.
Make meat ball
Cut off parts of vegetables I want and slice the bun.
When the pans ready just put it in and wait till its done and cook a egg.
Burger in less than 10 minutes.

[Anonymous No.15909921]

>>15907195
Can of coconut milk and some red curry paste. Makes a base for many Thai dishes. Simmer it on the stove. Add aromatics, meats, and vegetables as necessary.
Add chicken stock for tom yum or kha soi soup.
Add sugar and peanuts for panang curry.
Add nothing for red curry.
Serve with rice or rice noodles.

[Anonymous No.15909977]

>>15909921
dont forget fish sauce, coconut loves that shit. and personally i like fresh lemon or lime juice in there.

[Anonymous No.15909988]

Tomato on top of rice in rice cooker.
Sautee onions, then ground beef, then simmer a can of beans until the liquid has reduced
Spice up, mix with tomato rice and roll into buritto with cheese and diced lettuce.

[Anonymous No.15910179]

>>15907195
Store bought frozen ricotta raviolis in a garlic butter sauce with some parmesan. Maybe with some peas tossed in.
Its my go-to lazy dinner.

[Anonymous No.15910277]

What's with all these Chinks on this board? Stop eating Chinese slosh and start eating proper European food.

[Anonymous No.15910307]

>>15907195
Kraft mac and cheese with giardiniera and whatever leftover meat happens to be in my fridge

[Anonymous No.15910343]

>>15910277
Nah, Europeans are stinky. I will continue to eat my eggs and rice and live forever.

[Anonymous No.15910420]

>>15910343
Are you a woman or just pretend to be? No sane person would want to live an eternity of chink food. It's better to live a short life of GLORY and good food.

[Anonymous No.15910454]

>>15907195
Gnocchi

Water and salt in pot, put on boil
Pan on other burner on medium high
Add gnocchi from box into pot, boil 3 minutes or until they float
Scoop out gnocchi into pan, wait 3 minutes or until a little browned
Add butter and sage to pan, stir to coat, pour onto plate

[Anonymous No.15910468]

spaghetti (linguine) aglio e olio

[Anonymous No.15910470]

>>15907675
same here, except soft boiled and add some pork sung and sambal

[Anonymous No.15910503]

>>15907195
Cook quick oats in microwave, when it's done spoon in some yogurt, then pour some cereal on top. Cheap parfait.
I also like one pan breakfast ramen. Fry some bacon in a pan, render out all the fat and pour it into whatever bowl you're gonna eat out of along with the bacon. Break the noodles in half and put them in the pan, cover with like half an inch of water and bring to boil until cooked. You want to use the least amount of water as possible so when you pour the super starchy broth into the bowl you can emulsify it with the bacon fat. Cook an egg in the pan and voila.
Omurice is good, which is just an omelette with rice as the filling. I'll usually mix the rice up with some leftover Taco Bell sauce packets with a little bit of ketchup too.

[Anonymous No.15910530]

>>15910420
> trying to sound manly
I bet you touch your ass to wipe.

[Anonymous No.15910535]

>>15910503
Taco bell hot sauce is some of the most flexible condiments I've ever used.

[Anonymous No.15910540]

>>15907195
dump rice in pan
then a can of beans
then the water
then the spices
cook
delicious meal ready in 20 minutes you can eat all day if you cook in bulk

[Anonymous No.15910542]

Bone in chicjen thighs and potato pieces on 450 with salt.

[Anonymous No.15910548]

>>15907195
why is this picture 3.7MB? That's insane

[Anonymous No.15910812]

Pan Risotto
Fried rice

[Anonymous No.15910829]

>>15907972
I find rice cooker rice to always be overdone
I don't even use mine

[Anonymous No.15910854]

>>15907195
Fried eggs, Fried spam, and rice

[Anonymous No.15910858]

>>15907195
omelette sandwich

Get one of those Japanese rectangular omelette pans. Cook your egg, add whatever, flip over, put on toast. Damned good hot sandwich in ~10 mins.

[Anonymous No.15910866]

>>15910829
reduce water. average is 1.5 water to 1 rice, just cook a cup at a time and adjust.
always wash your rice unless you want to use the extra starch in a dish. when i had a cheapo cooker i also soaked for a couple h, but with a good cooker that makes the rice taste watery.

[Anonymous No.15912536]

>>15910420
Rice is a staple food here and I'm not even in Asia. People eat it basically everyday, maybe interchanging with pasta sometimes

[Anonymous No.15912672]

>>15907195

1. Lebanese lentils & rice

2. Roasted chick broccoli burritos

Currently dialing in various lazy dumpling/stuffed pasta and stuffed breads. There are some kickass things that you can do with meatballs too.

[Anonymous No.15912686]

>>15907195
Instant ramen or similar noodles with whatever fitting that's laying around
Rice with pickled stuff and some hoisin sauce

[Anonymous No.15912705]

>>15907195
Ranch style beans, rice, add in chicken tenders or skirt steak. Then can crack a egg in it and that's a meal

[Anonymous No.15913147]

>>15910277
>Chin
Chinese food is unironically the best food in the world. In China Chinese food.

[Anonymous No.15913312]

>>15907195
cheesy toast
cheese on bread and put it in the toaster oven.

[Anonymous No.15913315]

>>15907195
prairie oysters if I’m on a high level of laziness
crack a whole egg into a glass. add worschestershire sauce, salt and pepper and down it in one gulp. do that a few times for nutrition and go back to putting off whatever the hell im supposed to be doing

[Anonymous No.15913324]

>>15907280
>pools of oil on top
you americas are a riot

[Anonymous No.15913346]

microwave a bowl of wolf brand chili
instant noodles
shittier instant noodles where I smash them into a bowl and microwave em
handfuls of cheerios and unsalted peanuts
hotpockets when I dont mind the kitchen smelling like dog food

when I actually cook though I try to keep everything simple enough to be done in 1 skillet though. most complex ill go is fried rice which requires the rice cooker and the skillet.

[Anonymous No.15913378]

>>15907195
Always some kind of pasta, usually spaghetti or macaroni.

[Anonymous No.15913674]

If I'm really lazy I'll just slap some cheese on some toasted rye
If I'm moderately lazy I'll have caprese salad or some rice with something or buckwheat with something

[Anonymous No.15913697]

>>15913674
grilled cheese is a great lazy meal. this and a cup of instant noodles is my go to.

[Anonymous No.15914021]

>>15909386
Yuros don't have Jidori chickens

[Anonymous No.15914029]

>>15907219
>lard rice

[Anonymous No.15914046]

>>15910277
4chan is a chink site

[Anonymous No.15914068]

>>15907195
goldfish

[Anonymous No.15914173]

>>15907195
Yikes just book yourself an early grave
>b-buh Japanese live so long
The ones who don't have small portions of rice and a varied diet

[Anonymous No.15914215]

>>15907675
based

[Anonymous No.15914239]

>>15907280
ah yes, the Joe rogan special

[Anonymous No.15914242]

>>15907195
Packet of chips

[Anonymous No.15915146]

>>15910530
Yes, I don't have tiny girl hands so part of my hand touches my cheeks when I wipe.

[Anonymous No.15915155]

>>15912536
Rice isn't a uniquely Asian thing, Most European countries have some national dish with rice in it. Don't know how is rice even relevant to this discussion.

[Anonymous No.15915163]

>>15914046
4chan is American made, not Canadian. Also, you will never be chinese weeb.

[Anonymous No.15915492]

>>15907195
pasta with garlic-tomato sauce (Saclà brand) and 12-month comté cheese + frozen beef patty. I put the cooked pasta in the patty's pan and eat directly from it like a beast.

[Anonymous No.15915509]

>>15907195
Microwaved scrambled eggs, pic related is one i made a few month ago ^_^

[Anonymous No.15915633]

>>15915509
>Microwaved
but why, just eat them while they're hot

[Anonymous No.15915728]

>>15907280
wtf is up with all that oil

[Anonymous No.15915735]

>>15907195
eggs in a basket

[nazi femboy uwu No.15916393]

>>15907675
indomie goreng is s tier

[Anonymous No.15916485]

>>15907195
Tuna cakes
Ramen
Cream cheese, crackers and fish

[Anonymous No.15916621]

>>15916485
How are tuna cakes when you bake em? I assume less crispy.

[Anonymous No.15916704]

>>15907195
>cook ramen noodles for 3 minutes
>drain and wash in cold water
>soy sauce
>hot sauce/sesame oil
>microwave a breaded chicken patty and cut it on top
Like a spicy bastardized katsudon. Sometimes, I do it if I have hard boiled eggs or with sardines too, and it lasts me 9 hours till dinner.

[Anonymous No.15916755]

>>15910829
This is a thread for lazy people
The marginal increase in overdone-ness is justified by the significant increase in ease.

[Anonymous No.15917640]

the rice cooks the egg

[Anonymous No.15917765]

I make one of pic related on the weekends. During the week, I take a slice, cut it in half, put mayo and summer sausage on one half, cheese on the other, pop them in the toaster oven, and toast myself a tasty sangwich. It hasn't gotten old yet, and I've been doing this almost daily for over a month now.

[Anonymous No.15918125]

>>15907195
pasta + cream + bacon + cheese

[Anonymous No.15918878]

This is pretty easy.

[Anonymous No.15918883]

>>15915509
>Microwaved scrambled eggs
excuse me but... what the fuck?

>>15907195
enjoy your salmonella nerd

[Anonymous No.15918926]

>>15907311
overthereinthatcreekbedifoundacouplashoshonearrowheads

[Anonymous No.15919078]

Frozen lasagna, either the shitty ones from the grocery store or homemade and frozen until ready to cook.

It's literally put it in the oven, set timer, walk away. And you get leftovers to be lazy for at least the next meal as well.

[Anonymous No.15919083]

>>15919078
Idk what the fuck they put in the frozen lasangas here but those things give me the worst diarrhoea ever. Do not recommend.

[Anonymous No.15919087]

>>15907195
Quinoa, lentils, baked or boiled potatoes, without seasoning except salt. I told an internet friend this and he told me I needed to have more fun in my life.

[Anonymous No.15919106]

>>15914029
It's good, you should try it
The fear surrounding lard is so stupid

[Anonymous No.15919379]

>>15907675
>insta
>fried egg
Disgusting

[Anonymous No.15919386]

>>15915509
>microwaved

Madlad

[Anonymous No.15919450]

rice and lean ground beef, onion, spinach, egg, basil, oregano
rice and eggs, butter, catsup
rice and tuna, rice vinegar, red bell pepper, green onion, lemon juice, jalapeno, sriracha
rice and chicken, honey mustard, green onion
oats and frozen blueberries, milk, toasted wheat germ
all of my food is lazy, it's either quick or lasts for days

[Anonymous No.15920724]

>>15908425
>eww plain yogurt sour, me no like sour, me like sweet

[Anonymous No.15920743]

>>15910548
because it's a png

[Anonymous No.15920769]

>>15908915
All eggs are safe to eat raw dumbshit.

[Anonymous No.15920774]

[Anonymous No.15920800]

If you're feeling healthy and Koreabooish, Korean lettuce salad topped with an easy protein like tofu or tinned sardines is a good way to go. You can whip it up in less than a minute.

[Anonymous No.15920802]

>>15907203

They're called cheezer wheezers

[Anonymous No.15920813]

>>15920724
That fucking picture.
>reddit "sigma signalling"
>gotta have my WEED, bro, I can't live without it!
>literally the most sickeningly sweet and colorful cereal
>le maximum midwit TV show played on a cringe device
>fucking kiddie cigs
I MUST GO BACK INTO THE WOMB. I MUST BECOME AS COMFORTABLE AS POSSIBLE. LET PEOPLE ENJOY THINGS AND PLEASE DON'T ATTACK ME OR BE NEGATIVE.

[Anonymous No.15920886]

Either rice in the rice cooker with a can of chili or I'll just cook up some ground beef and add some baked beans when it's brown. Former is good for one meal, latter is for when I know I'm going to be lazy the following morning and want some leftovers.

[Anonymous No.15920959]

>>15908924
>lying on the internet

[Anonymous No.15920966]

>>15920813
That's Rick and Morty. It's actually a highly intelligent cartoon, if you understand science.

[Anonymous No.15920976]

>>15920813
newfag summerfag

[Anonymous No.15920987]

>>15907492
>taiwanese (chinese)
Lmao

[Anonymous No.15920990]

>>15907492
good luck arguing nip bad on 4chan

[Anonymous No.15920991]

>>15920976
I've been here well before newfag was derogatory, you fucking newfag

[Anonymous No.15920995]

>>15920991
welcome to ck then that pic is old

[Anonymous No.15921008]

>>15920813
>kiddie cigs
anon what the fuck? those arent even menthol.

[Anonymous No.15921048]

>>15920995
So? It's not the first time I've seen it, but I wanted to fill in the parts that the original didn't touch on
>>15921008
>camel crush

[Anonymous No.15921249]

>>15920990
lurk moar

[Anonymous No.15921310]

This is amazing, cheap, and easy, also calorie dense. You just cook them and mix them together, you can add cheese, cayenne pepper, hot sauce. It's awesome. It also easily feeds 3-4 people

[Anonymous No.15921316]

>>15907195
If it involves cooking it's not lazy food

For me it's a couple oscar-meyer salami slices on white bread

[Anonymous No.15921323]

lentils and rice, just have to spice it up a bit and my kitchen smells like an indian restaurant

[Anonymous No.15921947]

>>15908924
your wife is ugly
youre a loser
get castrated/kys and your hampig wife too

[Anonymous No.15921956]

>>15921249
actually, (You) should lurk more, newfag!

[Anonymous No.15921995]

>>15921310
this, people will talk shit but it's full of flavor and filling. I buy the vegetarian chili though because canned meat sketches me out and i add my own ground beef and a packet of McCormicks chili seasonings, one more step but its still a 2 pot dinner and fairly cheap

[Anonymous No.15922045]

>>15920724
>>15920813
NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST DO THINGS THAT YOU ENJOY! YOU CAN'T HAVE A GOOD TIME! AHHHHH I'M GOING INSAAAANNNNNEEEE

[Anonymous No.15922054]

>>15921995
I grew up eating spam and vienna sausages so it doesn't bother me any, I just hate seeing vegetable protein tofu shit instead of animal parts

[Anonymous No.15922111]

>>15908370
youre fucking weird dude