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Thank you, Subway UK

>> No.15904975

>>15904970
>from today
Brits Write Like Retards, Example #4572389452

>> No.15904976

>>15904970
>subway finds a new way to serve you half a slice of cheese on a footlong sandwich and the people love it!

>> No.15904981
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15904981

what's the difference between a butty and a sarnie?
if they are the same thing why are both terms being used?

>> No.15904983

>>15904970
i wish a meteor would come down and kill every single person living in europe

>> No.15904984

>>15904970
>crips
>butties
>sarnies
do brits even remember how to speak english?

>> No.15904992

>>15904981

Not every sarnie is a butty, simple as

>> No.15904995

Do yuropoors really?

>> No.15905013
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15905013

>>15904981
Same reason why classless bums call them "subs" and true alpha men who have sex with 40 women a day call them "hoagies"

>> No.15905021

>>15905013
hero is the only correct term

>> No.15905142

>>15904970

Why? I already do that myself with mine.

>> No.15905150

>heres some more carbs on top of your existing carbs bro
are bongs even more retarded than amerisharts?

>> No.15905157

>crisp butties
do anglols really?

>> No.15905186

>>15904975
How else would you say it?

>> No.15905206

>>15905013
>Phillyspeak
lol

>> No.15905504

I honestly don't understand what they are saying. From today? Butties? Sarnie? Crisps in and crisps out?

>> No.15905512

>>15905186
>starting today

>> No.15905518

>>15905186
>How else would you say it?
Starting/beginning today, "from today" sounds retarded

>> No.15905534

>crisp
>butties
>from today
>sarnies
Jesus christ

>> No.15905538

>>15904970
I've been doing this manually in the US for years.

>> No.15905543

>>15905186
>hence fourth, today

>> No.15905556

we've just been using the language so much longer than you that we have all these extra words and ways of arranging sentences. yanks are like disabled children with english. your slang is basically baby's first words. you'll get there in a few hundred years x

>> No.15905596

>>15904970
Fuck Europeans (especially the british)

>> No.15905619

>>15904970
it's a shame that they don't use real bread

>> No.15905630

>>15904970
>from today
what is this esl bullshit?

>> No.15905635

>>15904970
>from today
Like from today on? Or is that some holiday? From today day?

>> No.15905646

>>15905543
forth

>> No.15905723

>>15905186
chips

>> No.15905737

>>15904992
No m8, not simple as. Butties are usually sarnies but not many types of sarnie are a butty.

Sarnie is just any sandwich, but a butty is bread+butter+chips or bacon or crisps, and not necessarily folded or closed.

>> No.15905861

>>15905737
Literally what I said, daft spaz

>Butties are usually sarnies
What butties aren't sarnies to you, out of curiosity?

>> No.15906167

>>15904970
do europoors really?

>> No.15906201

>>15905861
huh?

>> No.15906235

Lot of assblasted Amerifats in this thread. Have sex, bros!

>> No.15906327

>>15906235
I'm trying!

>> No.15906436

>>15905013
Based and hoagie pilled

>> No.15906693

>>15904984
Given we were speaking it first, yes frankly we do, move with the times before we have to take the former colonies back for re-education and a good cup of earl grey

>> No.15906700

>>15904970
How about they make actual good sandwiches like jersey mike's does? If they did, I would legit go there. But they don't, and never will.

>> No.15906703

I'm surprised it wasn't a thing already.

>> No.15906704

>>15905157
yes, yes we do, and with pride

>> No.15907752

>>15905150
I take it you wouldn't eat a snack barm pea wet and a babbys yed with chips?

>> No.15907820

>>15905186
Some black dialects would say "on today"

>> No.15907877

>>15905556
>we have all these extra words and ways of arranging sentences
so do niggers and they sound only slightly dumber than you fags

>> No.15909763

>>15906693
>good cup
>earl grey

No thanks, I somebody needs re-education it is inbred island troglodytes.
God, thank God my English teacher was Canadian, can't imagine having to learn our "proper British" in school.

>> No.15909765

have they been serving sandwiches made yesterday?

>> No.15909775

>>15906693
>given we were speaking it first
all you speak now is arabic and queer

>> No.15909780

>>15904970
Why does everything in the UK sound like it was made for/by kindergarteners

>> No.15909781

But what about hot chip butties?

>> No.15909788

>>15904970
make sure you have that halal stamp, then you'll know it's authentic uk

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15909800

>>15909788

>> No.15909826

>>15904970
>Subway to sell crisp sandwhiches

No, I think it's more like "Subway sell crisps and if you ask to have them put inside the sandwich they'll do it

I fucking hate "journalists"

>> No.15909866

>>15909800
First is not having diapers on their heads.

>> No.15911492

>>15904992
>>15905737
>>15905861
subhumans speaking gibberish

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>>15904970
>crisp buddies
Why does the island of inbred bongs insist on talking like children? No wonder it’s becoming a 21st century Muslim caliphate

>> No.15913076

>>15905737
That’s literally what he said retard.

>> No.15913216

>>15911518
take me back

>> No.15913290

>>15904970
how do we stop muslim rapists from overrunning white countries?

>> No.15913367

>>15904981
butties are sandwiches with potatoes in them.
see: crisp butty, chip butty.

sarnie is just short for sandwich... don't know why.

as >>15904992 explains, it's a squares/rectangles situation.

>> No.15913582

>>15905186
From today implies today is a noun.
Starting today is the appropriate phrase.

>> No.15913600

>>15904970
I am so glad my country told yours to go fuck itself.

God whatever qualms I have with America I am so thankful to not talk like that, eat like that, or look like that. British people are fucking disgusting.

>> No.15913609

>>15904975
"I was sat" pissing me off so fucking much

>> No.15913616

>>15904981
Butties have butter, sarnies usually don't. Also you forgot baps.

>> No.15913617

>>15913290
I think we should just send 100% of them the the UK and sit back and lulz.

>> No.15913642

>>15904970
Isn't subway supposed to be healthy?

>> No.15913648

>>15913616
Baps are just buns or rolls. You are thinking of sliders

>> No.15913651

>>15913642
No it was clearly a psyop
t. subway employee a few years ago

>> No.15913680

>>15906693
you will never rule the world again and tea fucking sucks.

>> No.15914147

>>15904970
Do they offer Cheetos?

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>>15905013

>> No.15915210

>>15904983
wish the same but worse to you mutt

>> No.15915216

>>15911492
>american
poor soul

>> No.15915220

>>15913290
no israel, no war, they stay in the desert and pray to the big black cube, peace for all