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15904733 No.15904733 [Reply] [Original]

Why did he kill those people when he could have just baked bread like a good christian man ?

>> No.15904741

he didn't think of it until after he killed the people

>> No.15904754

>>15904733
Because, unlike flour, people are expendable.

>> No.15904776

>dude lols rapists are bakers

>> No.15904777

>>15904733
Imagine bragging about the lives you took in your business.

>> No.15904868

>>15904733
Was about to buy a loaf before my hand instinctively drew back.

Thanks for this thread, it reaffirms my beliefs

>> No.15904908

GUYS DAVE NEVER KILLED ANYONE

>> No.15904915

>>15904733
technically the bread is the killer, but it is under the control of Dave, so i guess you are right, he kills people with bread minions

>> No.15904936

>>15904733
QRD on Dave?

>> No.15905004

>>15904936
he exclusively hires felons then when people tell him all his products taste like asshole he blames it on the felons

>> No.15905795

>>15904936
Dave's not here man

>> No.15905801

>>15904733
Does he literally kill people using bread?

>> No.15905826

>>15904777
he's just cool as fuck

>> No.15905864

noooo don't give felons an opportunity to turn their lives around via gainful employment stoooooopp iiiiiiitttt

>> No.15905890

>>15905864
why tf should we prioritize felons over other people that - you know - DON'T commit felons?

>> No.15905896

>>15905890
*commit felonies

>> No.15905905

>>15905890
virtue signaling. next question?

>> No.15905930

>>15905890
saying the nigger word in public is a felony

>> No.15905948

>>15905890

Because if you aren't working against a felony in getting employed then you're am unskilled retard that doesn't deserve employment. If you're qualified and skilled but have a felony then you need help getting employment.

>> No.15906249
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15906249

Dave just sold the company
https://www.entrepreneur.com/article/360664
>By his own admission, Dahl will tell you that he suffered from low self-esteem, and up until 2001, made a series of poor life choices. After serving a decade-and-a-half sentence for possession of drugs, robbery, burglary and assault, he returned home in 2001 to the family bakery business, which was built by his father and run by his brother.
A life of privilege

>> No.15906919

>>15904733
Because he's a drug addict. Read the comic on the website and you'll see Dave's brother is basically carrying the whole operation

>> No.15906955

>>15904936
Got 20 years in the clink for multiple murders of niggers with tacked on hate crime multipliers.

>> No.15907424

>>15906249
>entrepreneur
>literally handed everything and never worked a day in his life

jews should be stuffed in the oven, not flour.

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>>15906249
I bet people would KILL to work for a guy like him.

>> No.15907480

>>15907466
he probably let you do drugs at work

>> No.15907488

>>15904733
lmao they sell this outside of oregon?

>> No.15907499

>>15905890
I have worked with lots of felons in factories. Having a felony on record is quite damning when it comes to finding a job, so they either do criminal shit to make money(and eventually get caught), or work min wage jobs like it is the only thing keeping them out of jail.

The latter is why people hire felons. They work hard.

>> No.15907522

>>15904733
Remember reading something where he had a mental breakdown at work but never anything along those lines. Still love the bread, though

>> No.15907592

>>15907499
My cousin was a felon so he called the Dave's Killer Bread factory to see if they'd give him a job. The lady on the phone asked him if he was a felon, and he told her he was. She then asked him if he had been convicted of either murder or rape. He said he only committed burglaries but was trying to turn his life around. She told him "We don't hire burglars, just people who have killed people. Hence the Killer in our Killer bread. All our felon bakers are murderers. We count rapists as murderers because part of the victim dies when they're raped. Let us know if you kill anyone, Goodbye."
He was so distraught that he smoked LSD and stabbed a schoolbus worth of toddlers. He was hired on the spot because Dave hates children.
Is this the kind of company you want to support?

>> No.15907599

>>15907592
As long as they keep making that based 60 calorie power-seed then sacrifices have to be made

>> No.15907603

>>15905864
This but unironically, let's just start publicly hanging people who commit violent crimes or deal drugs.
>>15905948
So only the VIOLENT or CRIMINAL unskilled retards deserve jobs, but people who just live their lives peacefully without career ambition can go fuck themselves?
How about this, if you have such a big dick career skill and are such a gift to the world yet still can't hold back from raping kids or dealing drugs or robbing banks or whatever, we torture you before the public execution so other people capable of the organized thought and impulse control necessary to develop specialized skillsets will know not to follow in your path.

>> No.15907613

>>15905890
Becuse criminal past has no purpose in employment unless it was stealing from your former employer

>> No.15907634

>>15905890
because if you don't it's racist

>> No.15907636

>>15905948
>Because if you aren't working against a felony in getting employed then you're am unskilled retard that doesn't deserve employment.
felon detected

>> No.15907755

>>15905864
Feloneousy black hands typed this

>> No.15907817

>>15904915
we have to stop this man that can imbue unholy life into his baked goods.

>> No.15907822

>>15904733
look at those arms, God doesnt give you things like that to NOT kill people

>> No.15907829
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15907829

Does Fave have "services" you can purchase beyond bread let's say that involves...crime?

>> No.15907861

>>15904733
it's pretty good lol

>> No.15907926

kek I love telling people that this guy is a rapist

>> No.15907963

>>15904776
Who's a rapist?

>> No.15907966
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>>15907926

He probably legit is

>> No.15907973

>>15907424
>entrepreneur
>got his own business because of nepotism

>> No.15907983

>>15907926
rape is not a crime in europe

>> No.15908020

>>15907966
this. but so was bill Clinton and he was president for 8 years so

>> No.15908056

>>15907488
I only know it from new seasons

>> No.15908066

>>15907488

It's a huge hit in Vegas

>> No.15908114

>>15905801
Yep. He bludgeons them to death with a stale baguette.

>> No.15908361

>>15907983
Only if you aren't white.

>> No.15908391

>>15905890
Your attitude is the reason White felons are so prone to recidivism.

>> No.15908452

>>15908114
Based

>> No.15908470 [DELETED] 

>>15907488
California.

>> No.15908525

>>15905890
Felons that can't get jobs commit more felonies. I bet the reoffending rate for dave's employees is almost non existent.

>> No.15908540

>that "made by convicted murderers" blurb on the bag

wtF?

>> No.15908552
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15908552

I didn't know Ron Jeremy baked bread

>> No.15908563
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15908563

>>15904733
He wanted to bake people originally, but had to settle for bread.

>> No.15908566

>>15905795
Kek

>> No.15908571

>>15905801
The bread gives u cancer. Think tf2

>> No.15908580

>>15907592
Based Dave's

>> No.15908614

>>15904733
Reminder that Dave (yes the real dave) was convicted of assault and armed robbery. He was arrested as recently as 2013 and hospitalized 3 police officers.

>> No.15908827

>>15907592
>smoked LSD

>> No.15908831

>>15904733
Fuckin Dave man, holy shit

>> No.15909319

>>15907613
>past actions don't correlate to future actions of serve as an indicator of anything at all.
Uh huh

>> No.15910828

>>15908552
he has beautiful eyes

>> No.15910837

Because people love a good redemption story.
It’s why George Floyd’s restaurant would have been guaranteed to earn the worlds first 4th Michelin star.

>> No.15910879

>>15904733
That is the logo of a man that's smacking a lot of puss.

>> No.15910888

>religion about redemption
>nooo you can't heckin redeem yourself thats bad!!
more proof "christians" on 4chan are WN LARPers who are only in it because its trendy
walk the narrow path

>> No.15910953

>>15904733
He killed people went to prison and then thought up his bread recipe.

>> No.15910963

>>15908614
>and hospitalized 3 police officers
wtf I love this shit bread now

>> No.15910965

>>15907592
Can I taste the murder victims souls with every bite?

>> No.15910978

>>15907488
It's only available at practically every supermarket from coast to coast.

>> No.15912516

>>15905890
Because people deserve the chance to turn their life around.

>> No.15912524

>>15907488
Up here in leafland.

>> No.15912526

>>15906249

>Do all the drugs and killing you want
>Get a business

and they say crime doesn't pay