/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15903794]

Uh he's gone mad

[Anonymous No.15903800]

whats umami

[Anonymous No.15903804]

>>15903800
Fat flavor

[Anonymous No.15903827]

He's always been mad, popularity just lets him show it it now by being able to do whatever he wants 'cause his audience will eat it up.

[Anonymous No.15903850]

I can taste fear.

[Anonymous No.15903861]

>>15903800
Pretentious made up bullshit. OP's video is a great indicator that we're at the point of complete social decadence, when people have the time to keep coming up with more pretentious bullshit to out-do other pretentious bullshit.

[Anonymous No.15903873]

>>15903800
Umami translated to "tastes good" or "good mouth-feel".

One can say mushrooms have that savoury taste. A tastes that leaves you wanting more.

[Anonymous No.15903894]

>>15903873
tastes good or mouth feel are not flavours
savoury is already a flavour, its called salty

[Anonymous No.15903909]

>>15903861
Youtube celebrity was the point of social decadence. Most people work in pointless make-work service or office jobs now. Others, intead of becoming artists, poets, or philosophers opted to become unwitting agents of corporate advertisement algorithms.

[Anonymous No.15903931]

>>15903794
People talk about acidic taste all the time. This is just the opposite of that - alkaline or basic.

[Anonymous No.15903935]

>>15903894
>savoury is already a flavour, its called salty
Imagine being this retarded. Go eat a big tablespoon of salt and then do the same with msg and tell me they taste the same.

[Anonymous No.15903952]

I don't understand what they're talking about when they say 5 main tastes. Is it meant to imply that all flavors that we taste are just a mixture of those 5 flavors? It doesn't make any sense. Go lick a piece of iron, that has a flavor that's not related to salty, sweet, sour, bitter, umami. Metallic flavor is its own flavor. And what are Ritz crackers? Yeah there's some salty, but take the salt off. What's the rest? Carby? Carbs/bread/starch have a flavor that isn't sweetness or MSG. Honestly I can name a hundred things that don't fit into that stupid paradigm.

[Anonymous No.15903960]

>>15903952
under that paradigm, the carby taste falls under sweet. plain unseasoned rice does have a very slight sweetness to it

[Anonymous No.15903965]

>>15903909
>I intended to become unintentionally a part of a machine
maybe you could brush up on English in your free time?

[Anonymous No.15903966]

>>15903935
imagine being this retarded

[Anonymous No.15903990]

>>15903935
>go eat a bowl of lucky charms and then eat a raspberry and tell me they taste the same

[Anonymous No.15904001]

>>15903952
Agreed, this makes no sense. Things just taste like themselves.

[Anonymous No.15904008]

>>15903952
The five tastes thing is only taught to elementary schoolers to make biology more accessible, like the bohr of an atom. Debunked is a strong word, but its grossly oversimplified and has no real application these days.

[Anonymous No.15904012]

>>15903800
it's japanese for "the pleasure of being cummed inside"

[Anonymous No.15904014]

>>15903960
So you interpret the 5 flavors as broad categories? Like if you chopped the color wheel into 5 sections you could put every color into one of the sections?

I've always interpreted it more as like, the primary colors of flavor. It seems like they are implying that those are the only tastes, and everything else we taste is just a combination of those 5. Like how a printer can print any color just using cyan, magenta, yellow and black.

Though taking rice as an example, I don't think either of those interpretations properly treats its flavor. There's a hint of sweetness, fine, but it seems like a stretch to put the flavor of rice in the sweet category. What about the rest of the flavor? You can imagine the rest of the rice flavor, i.e. rice without the sweetness. Where do you categorize (or how do you make) that? Which of the 5 is it?

[Anonymous No.15904015]

>>15903990
You're the retard saying that everything has to be only one of five tastes. You're really only backing me up by that example.

[Anonymous No.15904019]

>>15903794
Based Adam does it again

[Anonymous No.15904025]

>>15904015
you're right there's raspberry taste, steak taste, peanut butter taste, potato taste, lemonade taste, grape taste, celery taste, carrot taste, milk taste.. etc. forever until you name every food ever invented

good job i'm glad that's cleared up

[Anonymous No.15904030]

>>15904015
you're right there's raspberry taste, steak taste, peanut butter taste, potato taste, lemonade taste, grape taste, celery taste, carrot taste, milk taste, stir fry taste, whopper junior taste, whopper taste, . etc. forever until you name every food ever invented

good job i'm glad that's cleared up

[Anonymous No.15904044]

>>15904030
All of those things taste different, so why isn't that true?

[Anonymous No.15904050]

>>15904044
because it's missing the point of categories for simplicity of communication you pedantic fucking retard

[Anonymous No.15904056]

>>15904050
I don't really understand how you can call me pedantic when the other side started this argument over semantics in the first place.

[Anonymous No.15904057]

>>15904056
i thought the argument was that msg isn't salty

[Anonymous No.15904058]

>>15904050
Are the basic tastes categories, or are they like primary colors?

[Anonymous No.15904077]

>>15904057
No the argument was that salt and savory are the same thing >>15903894 which i called retarded.

[Anonymous No.15904088]

>>15903965
Maybe you should brush up on the fact that Google is an advertisement business. No, I don't think most people think they are going to be data mining clickbait for the AI. I think they want to be internet famous.

[Anonymous No.15904095]

>>15904058
both just like colour
base flavor are the colours
texture and mouth feel are shade and tint
savory is salty tinted with fat

[Anonymous No.15904184]

>>15903935
>banana is a 6th flavour because it's sweet but different
This is literally you
How embarrassing

[Anonymous No.15904216]

>>15903794
WHY I PREP MY WIFE (AND NOT THE BULL)

[Anonymous No.15904221]

I nearly punched a woman for saying umami once

[Anonymous No.15904223]

>>15903894
>>15903873
sweet = sugar
salty = salt
sour = acid
bitter = alkaloids
savory = amino acids
umami = amino acids if you're a pretentious faggot

[Anonymous No.15904234]

>umami
I fucking hate people who use this term unironically. It's the food equivalent of saying "keikaku" instead of "plan".
It's just fucking savory. Say savory.

>>15904058
they're the basic tastes. Keep in mind that taste specifically refers to the sensations you pick up on your tongue. The concept of "flavor" is more complex and stems from a mix of taste and smell. That's also why things seem to "taste bland" when you're sick and have a clogged nose

[Anonymous No.15904247]

>>15904234
Savoury already had a perfectly valid meaning before glutamate as a taste sensation was discovered. No reason to add a definition to it to make it ambiguous for no reason.

[Anonymous No.15904252]

I nearly got punched by a woman for saying umami once

[Anonymous No.15904284]

here's some more flavors:
crunchy
astringent
spicy
water
rancid

[Anonymous No.15904296]

There's only two flavours:
Cringe and Based

[Anonymous No.15904306]

>>15903800
The taste of glutamic acid. It's an amino acid (i.e. the building blocks of proteins), found in high concentrations in tomatoes, aged cheese, mushrooms, etc

[Anonymous No.15904313]

>>15903861
There's an actual taste receptor for glutamate retard

[Anonymous No.15904314]

>>15903794
why does he live on this board rent-free?

[Anonymous No.15904321]

>>15903909
philosophers are worthless parasites.
sitting on your ass and being smug isn't a profession, it's a personal failing

[Anonymous No.15904326]

>>15903952
Your tongue can only taste those 5 flavors, as those are the 5 receptor combinations on the cells of your taste buds. The rest of what we know as "flavor" is actually olfactory - compounds from things in our mouth waft up into our nasal cavity and are processed there. That's where the classic "plug your nose and an apple and an onion taste the same" thing comes from

[Anonymous No.15904327]

>>15904014
>I've always interpreted it more as like

[Anonymous No.15904329]

>>15903952

I mean yeah, Adam's whole video was about evidence for a dedicated starch, fat, and mineral/metal taste

[Anonymous No.15904352]

>>15904216
Never understood why you would prep the bull, surely they can do it themselves?

[Anonymous No.15904377]

>studies show that washing meat is unhygienic and leads to a greater risk of food poisoning, but you're not allowed to criticize anyone for this practice because it's mostly blacks who do it and blacks can do no wrong

what did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.15904381]

>>15904377

[Anonymous No.15904624]

Ok chudcels, if Adam isn't based, then why is he so based?

[Anonymous No.15904627]

>>15904624
cringe

[Anonymous No.15904639]

>>15904627
>shounen
>wojak
Ironic

[Anonymous No.15904654]

>>15904314
Because he's literally shilling himself

[Anonymous No.15904660]

>>15904326
That doesn’t fit my version of reality and I simply don’t believe you

[Anonymous No.15904677]

>>15904234
What kind of queer weeb faggot are you? Umami is literally the name when it was discovered.

[Anonymous No.15904822]

>>15903800
The person who fucked udadi

[Anonymous No.15904831]

so fagusea is literally eating crayons and chalk now? you can't even make this shit up

[Anonymous No.15904929]

>>15904008
The five flavors idea has been around for thousands of years. It's mentioned in the Tao te Ching.

[Anonymous No.15904940]

>>15904329
It's not just him eating pieces of chalk for 14 minutes?

[Anonymous No.15904944]

>>15904377
I never heard of meat washing before people said black people do it even if its dumb.

[Anonymous No.15904961]

>>15903931
Alkaline is bitter

[Anonymous No.15905028]

>>15903935
MSG is a salt.....

[Anonymous No.15905114]

>>15903800
another word for savory

[Anonymous No.15905383]

>>15904321
philosophy isnt a job but it is an essential skill which should be taught to everyone in school, i will die on this hill

[Anonymous No.15905393]

>>15904822
Heh

[Anonymous No.15905394]

>>15905028
So is copper sulphate, but you're being pedantic because you don't have anything to add to the discussion

[Anonymous No.15905548]

>>15904329
did anyone needed to be proven cinnamon tastes like cinnamon?

[Anonymous No.15905569]

Why do retards like eating chalk and glue? I know one of you did it, please explain.

[Anonymous No.15905572]

>>15905383
>it is an essential skill which should be taught to everyone in school
No it isn't, doing your taxes is an essential skill which should be taught in school, if they aren't doing it already

[Anonymous No.15905587]

>>15905572
nothing you can pay someone else to do for you is an essential skill lmfao

[Anonymous No.15905672]

>>15905587
Just because someone else can do it for you doesn't mean it isn't an essential skill. Philosophy isn't a skill, it's just fancy anecdotes to make you seem smarter than you really are

[Anonymous No.15905693]

>>15903794
The taste of his wife's bvll's semen?

[Anonymous No.15905761]

>>15904284
Before I rip you a new asshole on the other comments, fully explain how crunchy is a flavor?

[Anonymous No.15905785]

>>15905572
>there is only one essential skill
fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.15905799]

>>15905761
Spicy could be a flavour, don't know about the others but crunchy is a texture
>>15905785
That's not what I said retard

[Anonymous No.15905798]

KING OF /ck/

[Anonymous No.15905802]

>>15903800
savoriness but they translated into japanese because they're fags

[Anonymous No.15905803]

>>15903794
adam fagusea discovers that food can be spicy

[Anonymous No.15905840]

>>15905572
They teach you how to learn and do research in school, which is actually an essential skill. They also teach you how to read and do basic arithmetic. With those basic skills, you are more than equipped to figure out how to do taxes, as well as ten thousand other specific applications that they shouldn't have to waste time teaching you. If you are too stupid to apply general skills to complete basic specific tasks, there really isn't anything your school could have done to help you.

[Anonymous No.15905847]

>>15904223
Anything that isn't sweet is savory. Foods can be both sweet and umami.

[Anonymous No.15905849]

>>15904627
looks like you finally learned how to not save thumbnails

[Anonymous No.15905874]

>>15903800
unironically not a flavour.
the only receptors we have to umami in our bodies are in our GI tract.
some jap msg companies perverted the original meaning to drum up sales and the term was hijacked by hipsters who know nothing about sensory perception.

[Anonymous No.15905887]

>>15905874
your mouth is part of your gi tract you fucking tard

[Anonymous No.15905894]

>>15905761
it's like water but brittle

[Anonymous No.15905913]

>>15905840
Okay my bad. I guess the tax example was a bad one, but my point still stands. I was just pointing out philosphy isn't a essential skill like maths or english

[Anonymous No.15905922]

>>15905887
kek they're deeper along it, my bad.

[Anonymous No.15905938]

>>15903804
Explain mushrooms and malted grains.

[Anonymous No.15905942]

>>15904822
wtf

[Anonymous No.15905975]

>>15903952
First off there are only 4 main tastes, fuck umami.
You're confusing flavour and taste, flavour being a combination of taste and scent, and taste being 4 chemical reaction that your tongue can detect.
ritz crackers stimulate probably all of your tastes, just some more than others.
Carbs are made of sugar so if anything that's what they'll stimulate.
As for iron, I have to guess that it tastes sour or salty because of the ions in the metal.
salt is just the reaction of anions and cations while sour is the presence of acid or hydrogen ions.

[Anonymous No.15906073]

>>15903909
>>15904321
I'm a philosopher.

[Anonymous No.15906081]

>>15903800
moon runes for 'good food'

[Anonymous No.15906094]

>>15903909
>artists, poets, or philosophers
Literal worthless garbage that exist for the sole purpose of extracting as much from society for themselves as possible

[Anonymous No.15906114]

>>15904627
>Thing I don't like
>"Must be reddit"

The real reddit is 4chan because of dumb faggots like you. Leave.

[Anonymous No.15906250]

>>15906094
>Literal worthless garbage that exist for the sole purpose of extracting as much from society for themselves as possible
You could say that about alot of things

[Anonymous No.15906267]

>>15906094
Yeah, those artists, poets and philosophers sure do get all the material reward.

[Anonymous No.15906882]

5 tastes is just what we have narrowed it down to to make it easier to talk about it food, the perceptions of eating are far more complex than that.

Think about how the eyes see a spectrum of colour and brightness, when we eat we can sense a spectrum of flavours, but we also have a physical perception that does not occur with vision, in a sense the act of eating is far more complex that our vision is

[Anonymous No.15906893]

>>15904822
nice

[Anonymous No.15907008]

>>15904381
>tags

[Anonymous No.15907845]

Bump for adam

[Anonymous No.15907853]

>>15903794
He went mad a long time ago

[Anonymous No.15907875]

>>15903861
>I just don't understand umami
retard

[Anonymous No.15907929]

>>15903850
Na u can taste cock

[Anonymous No.15907940]

>>15904822
lol

[Anonymous No.15908057]

>>15905394
because copper is just like sodium or potassium, right?

[Anonymous No.15908074]

>>15904313
glutamate is a neurotransmitter, of course there are going to be receptors for it
what's next, more flavors for acetylcholine, gaba, adrenaline, dopamine, histamine?

[Anonymous No.15908091]

>>15903794
battery is a taste, if you dont believe me go get a 9 volt and stick your tongue to it

[Anonymous No.15908100]

>>15908091
you jest and yet https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electrogustometry

[Anonymous No.15908201]

>>15904088
Painfully stupid post.

[Anonymous No.15908208]

>>15905572
>doing your taxes is an essential skill
Except you can pay someone else to do it for a few hours labor. What would be an essential skill is growing a spine and not paying taxes, but people won't do that.

[Anonymous No.15908227]

Fucking faggot marines eat crayons. He's just trying to steal valor and is TOO retarded to even manage that. He's not even a fucking crayon eater he's a fucking chalk eater. Fuck. I would say do americans really, but americans don't even stoop this low.

[Anonymous No.15908239]

>>15903794
> Why I prep my chalk and not my board
> because I failed as a teacher
They say those who can't do teach which seems disrespectful to teachers, but this faggot, can't do or reach. just fucking eat chalk and stop posting videos and shitting up this board adam.

[Anonymous No.15908248]

>>15908239
God damn. threads bitching about James Alt beat this thread any day of the week. At least Kenji Cucks know how to cook.

[Anonymous No.15909186]

>>15904929
>Tao te Ching
>The five colours blind the eye.
>The five tones deafen the ear.
>The five flavours dull the taste.
not really the same thing anon

[Anonymous No.15909207]

>>15903990
they both obviously taste sweet you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.15909211]

>>15903952
>Carbs/bread/starch have a flavor that isn't sweetness or MSG
but it is just that -- slight umami and sweetness

[Anonymous No.15909219]

>>15904223
umami and savoury are the same thing, one is just used to describe the taste itself

[Anonymous No.15909222]

>>15904234
>I fucking hate people who use this term unironically. It's the food equivalent of saying "keikaku" instead of "plan
a lot of languages dont have a word for savoury, but english has no excuse honestly

[Anonymous No.15909229]

>>15909222
We have a word for savory, no word for umami. Don't sacrifice our word for savory just to pretend it meant umami all the time. What word would we use for savory if we did that?

[Anonymous No.15909255]

>>15905847
>Foods can be both sweet and umami
name 50,000

[Anonymous No.15909293]

>umami instead of savory
Adam never fails to be a pretentious ass muncher

[Anonymous No.15909480]

>>15909207
holy shit you're right!

[Anonymous No.15909511]

>>15909293
you can tell how satisfied he is with himself every time he says the word umami

[Anonymous No.15909562]

>>15903952
>>15905975

Metals have no taste or smell intrinsically. When you smell pennies, you are smelling organic compounds that are catalysed on the metal surface from junk in peoples fingerprints. Clean a metal surface thoroughly and the smell/taste disappears.
NileRed has a video on YouTube where he synthesises the compound primarily responsible for copper smell

[Anonymous No.15909640]

>>15908208
>but people won't do that.
Yeah because you'll lose freedom for a spine, no one wants to go to prison for not paying taxes

[Anonymous No.15909643]

>>15903800
That deep savoury deliciousness that you get usually when you cook something like tomatoes, mushrooms or seared meat

[Anonymous No.15909669]

>insecure Americans balking at people using umami

[Anonymous No.15909695]

>>15903861
>made up
You're a high-school drop out aren't you

[Anonymous No.15909709]

>>15904822
Good one

[Anonymous No.15909712]

>>15909293
Despite everything savory still means other things while umami means exactly one thing.

[Anonymous No.15909774]

>>15909712
yeah, unironically using that word means exactly one thing: that you're a faggot

[Anonymous No.15909897]

>>15909695
t. phd in umami

[Anonymous No.15909932]

>>15904377
Find this hilarious, only blacks do it. It's contraindicated but you cant tell them that

[Anonymous No.15909985]

>>15909480
umami

[Anonymous No.15910058]

>>15909229
I have discovered that what we call sweet is actually caused by sugars, from now on sweet isn't one of the 5 tastes, now we have the effect that sugars have on the tongue which I shall call grunglemoes

[Anonymous No.15910098]

There's two flavors, good and bad.

[Anonymous No.15910137]

>>15909229
meanings change and one word can have two meanings you fucking knob

[Anonymous No.15910396]

>>15905028
...so is ammonium chloride but it's pretty far off from table salt too. here's a (You), idiot faggot.

[Anonymous No.15910434]

>>15903861
>I'm American
I just condensed your ramblings down to 2 words ur welcome sweetie x

[Anonymous No.15910514]

Why I season my tongue, not my food.

[Anonymous No.15910523]

>/ck/ looked on their debased kin with disdain and some fear

[Anonymous No.15911571]

>>15903800
I always thought it means meat flavour

[Anonymous No.15912720]

>>15905114
are tomatos savory anon?

[Anonymous No.15913025]

>>15906267
Any material reward they achieve is infinitely more than they deserve based on their contribution.

[Anonymous No.15913210]

>>15904822

[Anonymous No.15913452]

>>15910058
You're an idiot. I hope you know that. Savory has never been a specific effect on the tongue. People like you made that up after the term umami was adopted in English.

[Anonymous No.15913456]

>ooo that's so sour I can really feel it on the sides of my tongue!
why do they still teach this bullshit in schools?

[Anonymous No.15913459]

>>15913025
Goalpost shift, and yet still wrong.

[Anonymous No.15913770]

>>15904008
>>15903952
>>15903960
>>15904014
See
>>15904326

[Anonymous No.15913776]

>>15904012
I don't like men but this sounds appealing. Is this why shemales are a thing?

[Anonymous No.15913863]

>>15909255
Sweet soy sauce glaze japan uses for fucking everything.
Peanut butter.

[Anonymous No.15913867]

>>15904234
Hope you don't use pretentious foreign words like "saute" or "biscuit" then, fucknozzle.

[Anonymous No.15913874]

>>15905572
>doing your taxes is an essential skill which should be taught in school
Do americans really have to do their own taxes? Embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.15913890]

>>15904284
>crunchy
what

[Anonymous No.15913907]

>>15904822
Lol

[Anonymous No.15914260]

post soychad collage

[Anonymous No.15914834]

>>15913452
Sweet is also not an effect on the tongue, this is why we use grunglemoes now, try to catch up retard

[Anonymous No.15914853]

>>15903800
faggoty word for savoury

[Anonymous No.15914868]

>>15903952
The olfactory system plays a significant part. Flavour is a combination of taste and aroma.

[Anonymous No.15914912]

>>15903794
I never understood this bullshit. like you can fucking taste strawberry or like carrot flavor and there's a distinct fucking strawberry or carrot that in themselves may be a combination but are totally distinct from sweet/salty/fucking retarded narrowminded bullshit. I'm going to switch dimensions where a predominant flavor is goddamn cum and ask the people there what they think. they'll know the system we have is backwards as hell. fuck all of this.

[Anonymous No.15914919]

>>15903861
>social decadence
better than the opposite

[Anonymous No.15914926]

>>15904381
i don't go on this board often anymore and i found this guy on youtube a year or two ago and immediately imagined he would gain this sort of reputation here

[Anonymous No.15914939]

>>15904627
>SnKtard calling anyone subhuman after that finale
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.15915013]

>>15914912
no one that isn't retarded is saying there are only 5 flavours. do you also believe artists think there are only 3 colors? god people like you annoy me so fucking much, it's completely unjustified on my side too, here's your much needed (you), sir

[Anonymous No.15915019]

>>15908074
The receptors responsible for the taste of glutamate (and some other amino acids for that matter)
are complexes that consist of two proteins, one of wich can also be found in the receptor responsible for the sweet taste of sugar.
This does not go for other glutamate receptors that can be found in the ZNS,
wich are also not similar enough in sequence to have evolved from the gene(s) encoding for the taste receptors.
In short, they are VERY different.
You don´t know shit about neurochemistry.
Fuck off retard

[Anonymous No.15915035]

>>15915013
I was trying really hard to be funny because I was feeling sad since I had diarrhea 17 times in an hour and coughed up blood. This was after waking up and thinking that I might be getting better.
>itt: zero taste
everyone knows the ONLY true tastes are ASS and TITS. accept no substitutions.

[Anonymous No.15915212]

>>15914926
he did it to himself

[Anonymous No.15915352]

>>15908057
because glutamate is the same as chloride you midwit

[Anonymous No.15915364]

> Don't call me baker
> I am a bread artisan

[Anonymous No.15915747]

>>15903794
Glad this thread is still up, this took me 2 whole days in paint.

[Anonymous No.15915793]

>>15915747
kek

[Anonymous No.15915827]

>>15915747
is that girl actually eating glue? where do you find this stuff

[Anonymous No.15915833]

>>15915827
not sure but its giving off those weird ASMR vibes

[Anonymous No.15915967]

>>15915827
>Google 'eating glue'
>???
>profit!

[Anonymous No.15915982]

>>15904822

[Anonymous No.15916287]

>>15903794
h....h-homest

[Anonymous No.15916866]

>>15903794
Yes

[Anonymous No.15916876]

he goes from "oh hey, a simple home recipe or food study" to batshit insane between every video

[Anonymous No.15917100]

>>15905572
I hear people saying this stupid shit in the UK too and it boils my piss, because it's always the same ignorant dipshits who didn't pay attention in school.
You're taught how to read, write, and do maths, so there's no reason you can't do your own taxes.
ON TOP of all that, if you're employed by another company they do your taxes for you, and if you're self employed then you should have studied business at school where they specifically talk you through all the taxes you have to deal with.

[Anonymous No.15917123]

>>15917100
An employer isn't going to do your taxes, they're just going to withhold a mandatory portion of your gross employment income. That's not doing your taxes.

[Anonymous No.15917148]

>>15914919
>>15910434
>>15909695
>>15907875
>>15904313
you retards know nothing about japan. they invented this garbage term because their food is flavorless and bland. they eat fucking raw fish, and flavor it with salty water. if you call them out, they say "ohhhhh but my 旨味!!! you cant taste it?? japan onry, prease undastan?

[Anonymous No.15919009]

>>15917148
They discovered a taste your mouth recognizes since it's evolutionarily beneficial to have that be a feature with our diet

[Anonymous No.15919068]

>>15913863
>Peanut butter is sweet
American I presume?

[Anonymous No.15919072]

>>15919068
Peanuts are sweet by nature and you have burnt out tastebuds if you don't think so.

[Anonymous No.15919104]

>>15919068
Peanut butter that isnt that skippy's/jiff/whatever garbage is still blended together using honey so it actually creams, so yes its sweet and salty, retard

[Anonymous No.15919107]

I knew that this day would come when I saw the thumbnail for that video, it's just too juicy

[Anonymous No.15919133]

>>15919104

wtf are you on about?

peanut butter is just ground peanuts you unwashed simplton.

[Anonymous No.15919139]

>>15919133
>peanut butter is just ground peanuts
The first dude to patent and sell peanut butter in 1984 ground it up with sugar, so no, even in the most puritan sense you aren't correct. Making it homemade most people add honey.

[Anonymous No.15919145]

>>15919139
>1984
1894*
but remember that big brother is watching

[Anonymous No.15919160]

>>15919139

I've traveled far and wide and I have never met such an idiot as you.

Show me any two brands of peanut butter that has just two ingredients: peanut butter and honey...because i can walk into any market and buy peanut butter with just one ingredient listed: roasted peanuts.

[Anonymous No.15919647]

>>15903794
Mods! Excuse me, mods! Another one shilling on your precious board! Better ban them like you did Dino Tendies

[Anonymous No.15919655]

>>15914868
I realized this when I was a kid. I tried to explain that I could taste stuff through my nose and everyone thought I was retarded. : (

[Anonymous No.15919662]

>>15904822
lole

[Anonymous No.15919684]

>>15919655
You were and probably are

[Anonymous No.15919689]

>>15919684
no u feg

[Anonymous No.15919934]

>>15903794
Pregnant women and hicks sometimes eat it.

[Anonymous No.15919982]

>>15919160
Tesco do a type of peanut butter with honey. Don't know the full ingredients but it's just extra fancy peanut butter to me

[Anonymous No.15920121]

>>15919139
that's because you can't patent grinding up a bean you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.15920136]

>>15919139
that's because you can't patent grinding up a bean you fucking retard
making paste with nuts and beans has been a thing since before recorded history

[Anonymous No.15921101]

>>15909229
>look up definition of umami
>"a savory flavor"

[Anonymous No.15921106]

>>15905383
>should be taught to everyone in school
>almost everyone in the class don't give a fuck about the subject

[Anonymous No.15921109]

>>15921101
Yeah. Salt, sour, and bitter are also savory flavors.

[Anonymous No.15922421]

>>15903794
1) I'm not a chef; 2) Fuck you; 3) You want to pay to run a psychiatrist out to my house? 3) Fuck you; 4) I can think of at least two million-subscriber YouTubers right now whom I know have run out of video ideas; 5) Fuck you, you elitist fuck; 6) Get with the fucking times, good content comes in behind easy, low-effort clickbait and gimmick videos in nearly every ad revenue test you could devise.

[Anonymous No.15922715]

>>15905874
"At the basal part of taste buds, ionotropic glutamate receptors [N-methyl-d-aspartate (NMDA) and non-NMDA] are expressed and participate in the modulation of the taste signal before its transmission to the brain."

[Anonymous No.15922851]

>>15904660
I agree anon, maybe its my oversized arab nose and elite palate but i know for a fact theres tons of flavors not in those categories

[Anonymous No.15923093]

>>15905874

t. doesnt understand glutamic acid

[Anonymous No.15923722]

>>15904822
Well deserved dubs

[Anonymous No.15924319]

Every time I hear some FAGGOT ass white chef say 'umami' to describe how a food tastes its so fucking cringey. How did this word appear out of thin air in the last 5 years? Just say SAVORY. We all know what that means, we're not gonna learn a new chinese word. I just found out Kareoke is a chiense word, makes me sick!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.15924337]

>>15905938
Vegetable fat

[Anonymous No.15924474]

>>15903800
>what's umami
/ck/, ladies and gentlemen

[Anonymous No.15924586]

>>15907929
mmmm, that cock with a nice umami flavour.

[Anonymous No.15924676]

>>15924586
cocks are salty, not savory

[Anonymous No.15924679]

>>15924676
not mine

[Anonymous No.15924701]

>>15910434

[Anonymous No.15924718]

>>15922851
>oversized arab nose
It literally is."Flavors" not in those categories are all olfactory in nature. It's why you can hold your nose to taste things differently.

[Anonymous No.15924726]

>>15903794
Another day, another f*gusa thread...

[Anonymous No.15924981]

>>15904326
i just ate chilinuts while pinching my nose closed and it didnt taste like a fucking onion or an apple it still tasted very much the same

[Anonymous No.15925091]

if ragusea made a video about how eating nothing but fried chicken 24/7 was bad for you, 100% of /ck/ would become obese overnight just to spite him

[Anonymous No.15925315]

>>15925091
t. racucksea

[Anonymous No.15926731]

>>15904822
Impressive, very nice

[Anonymous No.15926753]

>>15904321
Unlike managers and ceos they at least didn't suck funds from a company and were truthful about doing jack shit

[Anonymous No.15926759]

>>15914939
I love how the finale basically makes anyone who stood behind eren look like a massive dolt

[Anonymous No.15926848]

>>15924676
Maybe if you're sucking sweaty cocks. Cock actually has a kind of amonia flavour, it tastes kinda like cum smells.