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15903746 No.15903746 [Reply] [Original]

The 'deenz' movement is a cult.

>> No.15903748

For me it's 'chovies

>> No.15903917

>>15903746
>No replies
>No attention given

The future is now, old man

>> No.15903919

>>15903746
deeenz

>> No.15903937
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15903937

Get on the chadz instead.

>> No.15904164

>>15903746
>t. Thinks Seaspiracy is the gospel truth

>> No.15904336
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>>15903746
deenz can be anything. For me the quintessential deenz is Chicharrones or pork rinds prepared in the Portuguese style with skin, meat, and fat intact.

>> No.15904521

>>15903746
deenz are only eaten by far-right extremists. real allies of justice, freedom, tolerance and zionism is eating mcdonalds brekki

>> No.15904668

>get brainwashed into eating healthy, cheap fish and enjoying it
oh no, whatever shall we do! I don't see any downsides here. You can put some pepper on them, however much you want really, or you can eat them dudes plain. Plus, if you're concerned about mercury, the fish is safe because it's low on the food chain. I don't know man, maybe you got it all figured out and you got your own way of getting omega threeheeheehees but for meeeeee, it's all about dem deenz

>> No.15904676

>>15904668
>>15903746
are they healthy? i always figured they were mass farmed in rotten slave-pits in uganda or vietnam, the bottom of the barrel in quality and pricing for a reason, no?

asking sincerely, i'd love to be wrong about them

>> No.15904684

>>15904676
sardine farming isn't a thing

>> No.15904687

>>15903746
You shall see infidel!
King Oscar on some crusty garlic bread will turn you!
That said, it's also good on pizza, anchovies are always on the menu but sardines, almost never. IMHO sardines are much better on a pizza than those salty anvhovies.

>> No.15904688

>>15904676
>farmed
they can't be. there's just a dick load of them and the reproduce fast

>> No.15904697

>>15904684
>>15904688
interesting, i'll have to look into them more. i guess my next concern would be packaging.. they're often in oils right? lots of olive oils used for packaging r like jet fuel

>> No.15904707

>>15904697
you can by them fresh. bit of salt grill it maybe a bit of lemon afterwards and you're good to go. i suggest this be done out doors however unless you have a really good exhaust fan
>>15903746
>cult
>>>/x/

>> No.15904721

>>15904697
Yes go for one in straight olive oil or at least water then you can put your own toppings on yourself like on bread or crackers for instance. Really anything else other than the base can be added later and to your taste.

>> No.15904742
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>>15904707
Cthulhu protects his sardine friends

>> No.15904828

>>15904676
Sardines are great, basically pure lean protein

>> No.15905083

With them deenz
I'm gonna be a
Lean Mean Fighting Machine!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdJd8vL4tXk

>> No.15905190

Sardines are great. Kippers aka smoked herring do not get enough attention.

>> No.15905248

>>15903748
‘chovies > deenz >>>>>>>>>>>>> cock of the water

>> No.15905283

Deenz nuts

>> No.15905295
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15905295

join the deenz cult, and the omega-3s can be yours as well

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>>15905248
Keep that up and you'll make Cthulhu angry. Cthulhu don't give two shit about anchovies, they're weak. Sardines are friends and strong!

>> No.15905464

>>15905451
You are a faggot

>> No.15905488

>>15904828
what? sardines are a fatty fish, it's healthy fat though

>> No.15905532

>>15904521
Wtf I love deenz now

>> No.15905641

>>15903746
Got hungry this afternoon so slapped a can of deenz in tomatosauce over two rye breads, it was so good.

>> No.15905756

>>15904676
>healthy?
Depends on what they're packed in (water, brine, oil, oil) and your other health factors.
Eating one isn't poison, but eating three cans a day of brine packed kipper snacks for 5 years may show your sodium and blood pressure going up.

>> No.15906011

>>15905641
deezent

>> No.15906033

>>15905756
Maybe I missed something but what anon said that he was eating three packs per day?

>> No.15906050
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>>15903746
To take nothing away from the Deenz, these are good too, these Sauries. These are good on crusty garlic bread, the problem is finding them, it's easier to find good deenz than/then these sauries.

>> No.15906072

>>15904521
Deenz are the right wing version of left wing's bug burgers

I will not eat the deenz
I will not reproduce
I will not read the history book

>> No.15906076

>>15906050
>To take nothing away from the Deenz
Oh, good thing you siad that. I was about to get really angry about you stealing the limelight away from the deens.

>> No.15906093

>>15906076
I love deenz as much as anyone, it's nice to change it a bit from time to time. Like hitting kippers.

>> No.15906100

>>15906072
"Who controls the deenz controls the future: who controls the deenz controls the past."
~~1984

>> No.15906130

>>15903748
Fresh or canned? My dad ate like a pound of freshly fried choves and had the worst gout attack of his life.

>> No.15906145

>>15906130
Canned. I wish I lived where they have fresh ones

>> No.15906190

>>15906130
Maybe instead of rotten chovies he should have gone for the deenz?

>> No.15906198

>>15906130
Fried deenz and beers makes for good times.

>> No.15906205

zneed

>> No.15906220

>>15906205
Now who can argue with that frontier gibberish?

>> No.15906624
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>>15904336
For me, deenz is when my girlfriend falls asleep in my arms and I temporarily forget that we are all sacks of meat slowly being liquified by time

>> No.15906647

If deenz can be anything then it'll lead to either wallowing in nihilism or they will create their own deenz in the form of the state

>> No.15906788

>>15903937
Pilchards are the "true" sardine. Lots of fish gets called sardines once they're canned. But if they aren't canned, only pilchards are sardines.

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>>15906624
>girlfriend

>> No.15907212
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>>15907103
Don't worry she (and every other longterm gf I've had) cheated on me and I've been alone for the last four or five years.

I'm not happy :)

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>>15907212
>I'm not happy
sorry to hear that anon, but dont worry, we're all gonna make it!

>> No.15907563

>>15906130
Why's our vegan janny always pretending that people mistake anchovies for deenz? Nobody does this, you're retarded.

>> No.15909399

Why cook when you can open another can of deenz?

>> No.15909442

Reject deenz in tins
Embrace cold smoked mackerel

>> No.15909515

Could I farm deenz in a large salt water pool?

>> No.15909518

>>15909515
No, they're always wild caught but you can still lightly smoke them

>> No.15909524

Yes, some kind of sect or a viral marketing campaign gone horribly right, something like how Scientology happened.

How else would a garbage tier by-catch get this sort of attention.

>> No.15909527

I've been eating them since 2003

>> No.15909585
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>>15903746
>The 'deenz' movement is a cult.
Y'just had to keep pushin', didn't y'all? All the friendly warnin's and sardines on triscuit snacks but y'all just kept on diggin y'alls hole like a negro with a back-ho. Well now y'all know the truth y'all, about the Deen and the Deenz, and i'm afraid y'all gonna have to die now y'all.

>> No.15909591

>>15909524
>How else would a garbage tier by-catch get this sort of attention.
/fit/

>> No.15910427

>>15906033
Lots of things are fine in moderation.
Nobody said anything about 3 cans of salty fish a day.

A can a day habit may not be "unhealthy", whereas 3 cans a day for an extended time might be.
Rabbits are a fine source of protein, but you may starve if that's all you eat.
Basically don't JUST eat deenz, eat other stuff too.

>> No.15910630

>>15906011
You mean deenzent :D

>> No.15910636

>>15910427
>Basically don't JUST eat deenz, eat other stuff too.

Heresy, HERETIC. You should be stoned to death

>> No.15911040

>>15903746
I tried deenz for the first time today and they were good. The deenz people are right. I love deenz now. I've taken the deenz pill.

I had the King Oscar deenz in olive oil and salt.

>> No.15911077

>>15909524
/cvg/ telling Anons to stock up on deenz last year.

>> No.15911851

>>15903746
I’ve been eating can after can of ‘chovies

>> No.15912077

God i fucking hate zoomers so fucking much

>> No.15912079

>>15909524
I've been eating canned sardines since I was a child, it's not garbage

>> No.15912133

deenz in brine are vile

>> No.15912155

>>15907212
>I'm not happy :)
Good. Fuck you, normie.

>> No.15912176

>>15906624
>For me, deenz is when my girlfriend falls asleep in my arms and I temporarily forget that we are all sacks of meat slowly being liquified by time

Gay, you are made in God’s image and this nihilism is probably why your girlfriends cheat on you

>> No.15912194

>>15906624
Wait, does dying terrify you?

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>>15903746
All that would do is lower their price.
Then they would have to harvest more to make up their operation expenses.
You know who the second largest consumer of sardines are? Pigs. They are feed to pigs as a hi quality pig feed if we don't buy the to keep their prices up.

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>>15911851
I can’t stop

>> No.15912450

Now dines are good I'll give you that, but are we corrupted by the cheap price?

I know personally if I have the option, I'd pick kippers or chovies over dines any day.

Not saying dines are bad mind you, but there's better products on the market - they just cost more...

>> No.15912527

Tried the Mediterranean style King Oscar's the other night and loved them.

>> No.15912631

I like eating deenz on top of some rice with some kimchi. Fast filling meal.