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What foods help to empty your bowels in the morning?

>> No.15902866

>>15902865
vodka

>> No.15902880

>>15902865
Coffee

>> No.15903044

>>15902865
What? Hard boiled eggs give me solid stools!

>> No.15903081

i just go two or sometimes even three times + once in the evening
i go 3-4 times per day. i don't even eat that much, my bowels are just lazy and will not push out everything in one go. sometimes i'll feel the need to poop and i know if i don't it'll give me discomfort the whole day and when i go poop i only let out a tiny dookie but damn if it doesn't make me feel better.

>> No.15903122

drinking every day seems to work

>> No.15903606

I stir up some instant coffee every morning.
Guaranteed shit within 10 minutes.

>> No.15903612

Coffee, water, banana

>> No.15903683

Alcohol the night before because your body needs to shit out all the poison.

>> No.15903687

I eat Sultana Bran for breakfast and have a protein heavy lunch. I also drink Metamucil twice a day. I have a cup of black coffee in the morning which usually primes me.

>> No.15903695

>>15902865
You could just give yourself an enema if you're desperate.

>> No.15903854

>>15902865
Banana and prune juice.

>> No.15904134

Why are these ads everywhere? Do boomers really have trouble pooping? It's not that hard, even babies can do it

>> No.15904139

>>15902865
Man I've been eating yoghurt with nuts every day for several days and my bowels are working like a well oiled machine.

Taking solid shits every day.

>> No.15904149

>>15904139
Funny you should mention that anon because for the last several days I've been sneaking into your house and giving you an oil enema :D

>> No.15904154

>>15904149
Creepy but I aint gonna complain. Beats being constipated.

>> No.15904156

>>15902865
Anything spicy and milk. Gets you woke like a motherfucker after the dilemma too.

>> No.15904159

>>15902866
>>15902880
>>15903606
these
red wine, beer or a lot of water will do it too. not getting drunk, btw, just a single beer.

>> No.15904180

>>15902865
Coffee and if I don't have anywhere to go for a while, some beer too.

>> No.15904295

lentil soup with oats, with shredded vegetables, and other stuff like cabage or lettuce,.

Make it watery not too thick.

Drink lots of water.

>> No.15904343

>>15902865
Coffee and snus

>> No.15904508
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15904508

>>15902865
Eating that many eggs will get you egg bound, and you won't want to be around people with those dangerous silent but deadly farts! It's just not being a nice person.

>> No.15904708

>>15904149
i wish someone would give me enemas ):

>> No.15904713
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15904713

>>15902865
Bowl of dried mango and a cuppa OJ

>> No.15904731

>>15902865
>seeing ads in system apps after paying $1k for a flagship phone
Why do people still buy Samsung again?

>> No.15904735

>>15904134
several decades of poor diet and low physical activity always catches up to you in the end.

>> No.15904736

>>15903044
Exactly, it's called being eggbound for a reason.

>> No.15904739

I take a bit of psyllium once in the morning and once at night.
Regularly scheduled clean shids about 30 minutes after I wake up. Very, very based.

>> No.15904788

>>15902865
Does anyone else find normal people absolutely weird?

They have so little going on in their lives, taking a good poo in the morning is something they are seriously interested in...

>> No.15905732

Black coffee with some natural honey
Simple as

>> No.15907238

>>15902865
what the fuck would a surgeon be able to add to this
unless his hot tip involves surgically emptying your bowels

>> No.15907254

>>15903081
thats ibs lad, go see a doctor

>> No.15907289

>>15904788
there's nothing wrong in enjoying a nice bowel movement, anon

>> No.15907671

>>15902865
What kind of retard forces his body to shit, instead of waiting the moment when the body actually wants to shit?

>> No.15907681

Double shot breve and a cigarette.

>> No.15907693

>>15903081
You sound like me if I didn't drink coffee in the morning and sort myself out properly. Have a strong coffee when you wake up, for me it seems to be psychological, I already need to shit badly when the coffee is brewing.

>> No.15908152

>>15903081
You shitting for a long time each time?
Because if you are trying to push hard and almost nothing comes out and then you need to go again in 3 hours and do the same thing your diet is fucking with your body or you need to see the doctor.

>> No.15908185

Those knockoff Nature Valley bars you get from Wally World.

>> No.15908213

>>15904788
what gets you excited bro genuinely curious. haven't felt intrigue in like fifteen years

>> No.15908228

>>15902865
Spicy food makes my bowels work faster than normal.

>> No.15908341

Yogurt and Cracklin' Oat Bran

>> No.15908585

>>15904134
everything wears out with age

>> No.15908619

Fruits with natural fibers like a tangerine or a banana. I drink 4 cups of coffee every morning and it has no effect like fruit does.

>> No.15908675

>>15908213
sometimes i close my eyes while riding a bicycle. and see how many seconds i dare keep them closed.

>> No.15909261

>>15908152
>>15907254
stop gaslighting me, i checked and it's normal to poop from three times per day to three times per week.

>> No.15909278

>>15907254
what can a doctor do for ibs?

>> No.15909933
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15909933

>>15902865
Anxiety