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>be me
>work in fast food
>customer orders burger "without pickles"
>can't be bothered with this picky manchild idiot requests
>give him a normal burger, no way i'm gonna prepare a new one without pickles just for him
>he goes to his table
>comes back
>"i AsKeD fOr No PiCkLeS!"
>alright sir :)
>prepare a new burger
>replace pickles with a nice and abundant dose of spit
>give it to him with a nice big smile on my face
Get fucked, call me "le cagie wagie" all you want, it can't un-spit your food.

>> No.15901497

you work in fast food

>> No.15901504

>gets arrested and sued
Hahah, dabbing on the customer le epic style...

>> No.15901514

>>15901486
>wojak
>moron wagecuck
didn't read

>> No.15901517

>>15901486
obvious troll post but this is what I do
>customer asks for no pickles
>"ok sir"
>take burger
>rub pickle on floor
>rub pickle all over inside of burger
>splash some pickle liquid onto burger
I've done this dozens of times but only one guy has ever come back and told me his burger tastes like pickles. obviously I just looked at him like he was retarded and he sulked away.

>> No.15901521

>>15901486
>work in fast food
>customer asks a question
>spit in his food

>> No.15901526

>Customer orders a burger with no pickles
>Make a burger with no pickles
>Hand it to the customer
>But not really because I'm not some spiteful wagie
Cope

>> No.15901533

>>15901486
>work in fast food
>customer gives me a gift
>take a shit on his burger

>> No.15901548

>customer asks for a food item with fewer ingredients

>get mad because the customer just literally gave you less work to do the same job

>> No.15901551

>>15901486
>be me
>work in fast food
>customer uses my first name
>cum on his burger

>> No.15901558

>>15901486
Based as fuck

>> No.15901572

>>15901486
>work in fast food
>customer allows others to go in front of them while they decide what they want
>go rub all the romaine lettuce in my asscrack

>> No.15901575

>>15901551
>cum on his burger
I guess the food isn't the only thing that's fast

>> No.15901581
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15901581

>>15901486
I know for a fact you don't actually work in fast food and you're just larping like the faggot you are. You probably don't even have a job.

>> No.15901586

>>15901486
>work in fast food
>customer checks their order at the window
>shoot them in the head

>> No.15901591

>>15901486
I'm going to start a company called No and produce pickles, cheese, onions, and mustard to supply to burger restaurants.

>> No.15901596

>>15901486
>be me
stopped reading

>> No.15901597

>>15901486
>work in fast food
>customer asks for ketchup
>rape them

>> No.15901608
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15901608

>be me
>work in fast food
>customer gives me exact change
>go take a shit in the ice cream maker

>> No.15901609

>>15901486
Anyone who eats fast food deserves to be abused.

>> No.15901633

>>15901609
anyone who eats deserves to be abused

>> No.15901639

>>15901581
people who larp about messing with food are always lying because in actual chain restaurants management is constantly breathing down your neck/getting in the way
you would never even have time to do something like that

>> No.15901653

>work in fast food
>customer places an order
>begin stroking my dick

>> No.15901740

>>15901486
>work in fast food
>customer asks how my day is going
>step on their food with my bare feet

>> No.15901769

>>15901740
number 15

>> No.15901786

>>15901533
KEK

>> No.15901809

>>15901639
well I usually play with my balls when I'm bored so it happens.

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15901815

>>15901486
Are you melanin enriched or transitioning by any chance?

>> No.15901817

>>15901486
this doesn't actually happen

>> No.15901818

>>15901486
>work in fast food
>customer opens their mouth
>screech and start flinging food at them while stomping around in anger

>> No.15901831

Never understood the point of spitting in someones food. If they don't know you did it, then they won't notice anything making the whole thing pointless. But if they do know you did it, then they can sue you.

>> No.15901836

>>15901815
she's quite nice and does a good job managing her pollo loco.

>> No.15901840

>>15901486
>be me
>work in fast food
>neck myself

>> No.15901842

>work in fast food
>customer makes eye contact
>vomit into their iced tea

>> No.15901850

>>15901831
I never understood why you'd want someone you hate to indirectly touch your body. Eating someone's spit is like kissing them.

>> No.15901887

>>15901486
imagine buying fast food

>> No.15903556

>>15901486
>see negro working in fast food establishment
>360, never return

>> No.15903576

>be you
>apparently hate your job
>create extra work for yourself

>> No.15903691

>>15901486
fastfood workers aren't even good enough to be considered wagecucks. like neets on break or some shit

>> No.15903701

>>15901486
>no way i'm gonna prepare a new one without pickles just for him
>still prepare another burger for him
>B-BUT I SPIT IN IT SO IT DOESN'T COUT

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15903725

>> No.15903730

>>15901486
I didn't read your fanfiction, owned bitch

>> No.15903747

>>15901486
And that's why you don't deserve a living wage.

>> No.15903754

>>15903691
How about negets?
Not in Education Gainful Employment or Training

>> No.15903772

>work in a fast food
>explode