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15899336

Anonymous Tue Apr 6 15:43:51 2021 No.15899336 [Reply] [Original]

I like my cheese like my women; easy and squirts everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 6 15:45:12 2021 No.15899344 >>15899336 >I like my cheese like my women same for me. Firm and smelling slightly farty

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 6 15:45:49 2021 No.15899352 >made with real cheese lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 6 15:46:05 2021 No.15899354 have you ever been with a squirter? it gets pretty messy

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 6 15:47:29 2021 No.15899360 >>15899354 you mean a 'pisser'?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 6 16:19:13 2021 No.15899497 >>15899354 you mean a shitter?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 6 16:27:07 2021 No.15899538 >>15899352 It's melted cheese bro

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 6 16:28:23 2021 No.15899546 >>15899538 you will never be a woman :D

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 6 16:29:40 2021 No.15899548 File: 63 KB, 622x521, 1603921851006.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15899336 I really thought you were going to go with >"I like my cheese like my women; squirting directly into my mouth"

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 6 16:29:49 2021 No.15899550 >>15899336 I like my cheese like my women; not the real thing and made with soy

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 6 16:33:39 2021 No.15899573 >>15899336 Girls don't actually squirt. Shit's fake, yo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 6 17:20:04 2021 No.15899763 >>15899573 Squirt is real. Some women orgasm so hard they piss themselves. Of course in porn is just pretend.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 6 17:59:25 2021 No.15899972 File: 156 KB, 500x500, 1608408821810.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15899763 imagine a man orgasm so hard that he starts to piss immediately

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 6 18:03:19 2021 No.15899992 >>15899972 Physically impossible desu, we use the same orifice to cum and to pee so the body blocks the ability to pee for a long while after cumming.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 6 18:04:15 2021 No.15899997 >>15899992 You can break that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 6 18:08:16 2021 No.15900025 >>15899997 science is calling anon, do it and report back

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 6 18:11:48 2021 No.15900036 >>15900025 Then why can i pee immediately after i came? >>15899997 Is right

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 6 18:14:42 2021 No.15900055 >>15899336 I like cheese like I like women; I fucking hate cheese

>>	Anonymos Tue Apr 6 18:15:40 2021 No.15900066 File: 183 KB, 1152x864, DSC02563.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15899354 >>15899360 squirter? no pisser? hell yes

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 6 18:16:35 2021 No.15900070 >>15900036 that anon means your body tries to make you not pee while ejaculating. In fact, since piss and cum come from the same orifice, peeing is a way to clean the shaft of any leftover semen and prevent UTIs

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 6 18:55:49 2021 No.15900320 >>15899336 Same here - fake and plastic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 6 19:33:44 2021 No.15900528 I heard americans use this in their sandwiches????

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 6 19:37:03 2021 No.15900545 File: 74 KB, 618x769, Pizza-multicolore-aux-champignons[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15899336 I like my pizza like my women, greasy with shrooms.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 6 19:37:25 2021 No.15900547 >>15900528 It's traditionally sprayed directly into the mouth at 3 am while looking through the fridge.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 6 19:38:38 2021 No.15900554 >>15900545 >Not greasy meat lovers You had one job

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 6 19:40:27 2021 No.15900566 File: 207 KB, 1500x1500, 3513D209-7086-4300-AFF5-8D52796F1FAF.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15899336 If you’ve never actually tried it you would not know but this is half decent cheese and is crazy cheap if you buy in bulk

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 6 19:43:41 2021 No.15900589 >>15900566 I'd rather eat comte, emmental, camembert, maroilles, roquefort, beaufort etc... than spreading this vile concoction into my body. Americans wonders why they're so fat, it's all your processed food.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 6 19:44:04 2021 No.15900593 >>15900566 I want to put a bullet through that box and see what happens

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 6 19:48:06 2021 No.15900626 >>15900593 Nothing would happen. Easy cheese has better ballistic protection than kevlar. Canadian special forces used to rub it on their bodies before any mission but were forced to stop when they couldn't stop licking each other.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 6 19:48:31 2021 No.15900632 File: 109 KB, 1200x521, American call this cheese.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15900589 I mean look at this shit, how do you call this cheese. >contains milk whoopdeedoo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 6 19:51:04 2021 No.15900657 >>15900632 >Contains cheese Whoopdeedoo

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 6 19:51:30 2021 No.15900661 File: 38 KB, 391x400, front_fr.3.400[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15900632 For comparison. Milk, salt, ferments and presure that's it, and time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 6 19:52:45 2021 No.15900670 >>15900661 Post English or be irrelevant. We don't speak ape here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 6 19:52:46 2021 No.15900671 >>15900593 Instant master of arts diploma >>15900626 As if canadians need easy cheese to do that

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 6 19:55:59 2021 No.15900690 File: 51 KB, 1280x720, Metaphysic.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15900670 You're the fat fucking ape, shit eating mutt. Trump was the laughing stock of the world, Glad biden is here or else the mongoloid would have launched a war.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 6 19:59:45 2021 No.15900714 >>15900690 and then america got bullied by china and turned back into cuck laughingstocks like before nice bait

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 6 20:32:15 2021 No.15900930 >>15900690 I appreciate you abandoning your language so quickly in a desperate desire to be relevant.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 6 20:35:35 2021 No.15900946 File: 87 KB, 326x305, 1D6FDDD4-11A0-459F-881B-FDB4117EDB4B.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 6 20:47:09 2021 No.15901019 File: 59 KB, 500x735, Real nigga hours.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15900946 My only weakness >>15900714 China's economy depends entirely on allied support

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 6 20:48:15 2021 No.15901028 File: 1.63 MB, 498x280, 1EE825C1-AB4B-41B3-AD59-40647BEE89B7.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So good

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 6 21:49:49 2021 No.15901415 File: 701 KB, 2304x3456, download (2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15899336 I like my wine like my women; 12 years old and closed into my basement.