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15891396 No.15891396 [Reply] [Original]

what would be your last meal if you're getting executed?

>> No.15891399

as many beans as possible before I get fried

>> No.15891406

>>15891396
Another life where I get to fuck big tiddy women in the ass whenever I want.

>> No.15892206

impossible whopper

>> No.15892212

>>15891399
the customary last meal request actually happens a week before the execution, so that's not the best plan unless you got powerful bowels anon

>> No.15892397

They stopped doing last meals in most prisons after some inmate asked for a truffle worth thousands of dollars, and refused to eat it. Give prisoners any chance to fuck with the system, and they'll do it.

>> No.15892965

>>15891396
I'm guessing I wouldn't really be that hungry knowing I'm about to die, so runny fried eggs on buttered toast for me. It's my favorite comfort food.

>> No.15893200

Meth

>> No.15893222

>>15892397
more like they stopped doing last meals because prison overlords are sadistic psychopaths who think feeding a man before you kill him is a pointless waste of money no matter how little he requests.

>> No.15893556

>>15891396
ejaculate in my rectum

>> No.15893648

>>15891406
>Fuck big tiddy woman in ass
>Can't even see the tiddies during the act

>> No.15893669

>>15891396
Spare ribs and baked potatoes with fried chicken and innout lemonade

>> No.15893733
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15893733

I'm going to be a unoriginal cunt here but broiled lobster and a big New York strip (medium rare) with sautéed onions and shitake mushroom with wasabi sauce. A big baked sweet potato, sweet roasted carrots, and crusty warm sour dough bread with lots of butter. 2 bottles of expensive cabernet and pitchers of strawberry lemonade. For dessert an arrangement of fruits and lemon cheese cake with a few pots of tea. This meal would take as long as I need and will be watched with the Lord of the Rings movies starting with the Hobbit.

>> No.15893843

>>15893648
Missionary while handholding

>> No.15893850

>>15893222
Yeah, the criminals are the real victims here

>> No.15893977

>>15893850
Unironically yes. They are legal slave labor under the constitution and our entire criminal justice system is designed to maintain a steady population of slaves.

>> No.15894460 [DELETED] 

>>15893977
literally just dont do the crime. nigger.

>> No.15894666

>>15893977
this.
Im from Europe and the american system looks like an inhuman waste of time and manpower to me.
>>15894460
>just dont do the crime
yes. Thanks. Just 38 years more years and im out. I will never steal again, promise lulz..
/ck/

>> No.15895727

>>15891396
your momma's pussy

>> No.15895766

>>15893733
Solid everything, but strawberry lemonade?