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>> No.15886372
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>> No.15886385

>>15886372
I've never heard the audio but the end always looks like regret of the joke going too far.

>> No.15886387

Looks like an 8 year old made that.

>> No.15886388

>>15886385
its not a joke

>> No.15886393
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>>15886364
>Salad
fat americans at it again

>> No.15886411

>>15886372
This guy makes the best food and it looks so appetizing when he eats it.

>> No.15886416

>>15886372
I fucking hate this prick

>>15886364
This looks yumby actually butt fuck it's no salad

>> No.15886421

>>15886364
I love Italian salad but this looks like shit.

>> No.15886439

>>15886388
>what is parody?
The even funny man is making culinary disasters, like, subscribe and share fellow Redditors!

>> No.15886469

>>15886393
>>15886416
>salad: a cold dish of various mixtures of raw or cooked vegetables, usually seasoned with oil, vinegar, or other dressing and sometimes accompanied by meat, fish, or other ingredients

>> No.15886474

>>15886387
Explain.

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>>15886439
Jack is completely serious
its not parody

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>>15886469
but anon you said there'd be vegetables

>> No.15886529

>>15886485
Pasta is a vegetable...

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>>15886529
it's a starch anon and it's a carb, it does not fall into the food pyramid or circle or whatever as a fucking veg

>> No.15886609

>>15886587
Wheat is not an animal or a fungus, so?

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>>15886421
that's an american salad
italian salad (and the rest of the world's) is pic related

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>>15886609

>> No.15887103

>>15886364
For me it's Nicoise

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>>15887103
N'oise

>> No.15888069

>>15886364
i hope that Velveeta and Spam cuz that shape of pasta sucks SUCKS S U C K S

>> No.15888078

>>15886609
Not all plant parts are vegetables.

>> No.15888084

>>15886364
do americans really eat this?

>> No.15888092

>>15886364
before I zoomed in I thought OP's pic was a bowl of salt water taffy

>> No.15888135

>>15887012
haha- a bowl of lettuce is a salad. Good job.

>> No.15888148

>>15888069
That salad clearly has ham and some kind of actual cheese.

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>>15886364
I think you’ll find Sara’s macaroni salad to be far superior
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

>> No.15888172

>>15886364
Jesus Fuck, what the hell is that?

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>>15888170
I hope the story is fake.

>> No.15888203

>>15886364
No that's pasta

>> No.15888216

>>15888170
This sounds like something nick mullen would come up with

>> No.15888318

>>15888135
yes?
are you american?

>> No.15888322

>>15886529
>>15886609
absolutely lame bait

>> No.15888375

>>15888170
i miss the old times, before trum..... before normies

>> No.15888409

>>15886364
Gross

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>>15886393
What do you call pic rel?

>> No.15888459

>>15888170
lol

>> No.15888751

>>15888084
pasta, meat and cheese?

>> No.15888769

>>15888084
This is more a fat hawaiian thing. Everytime you invite one a cookout they always bring a salad that contains:
>noodles
>mayo
>spam
>green peas
>pepper
After that they kind of play it by ear, but that's the basis of damn near every hawaiian mac salad.

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>>15888437
mashed potato

>> No.15888930 [DELETED] 

>>15888375
orange man bad

>> No.15888954

>>15888769
Sounds based.