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15871173 No.15871173 [Reply] [Original]

Ok lads, I need help. I got a bet going on with a friend. We're both gonna spend 50 bucks on McDonalds, we can buy whatever, only rule is it has to be food, no drinks.
Then whoever finishes their meal first gets to fuck the friend's sister.
Give me the a list of best food choices. I need to win this.

>> No.15871225
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15871225

>>15871173
just fuck your """friend""" already, we know you're gay

>> No.15871244

>>15871173
girls aren't prizes to be won

>>15871225
this

>> No.15871246

>>15871173
just order 50 dollars worth of drinks and then kill yourself

>> No.15871247

>>15871225
I want to fuck his sister, not him. Help me out.

>> No.15871267

>>15871173
Mcchicken duh

>> No.15871272

>>15871244
Ywnbaw

>> No.15871275

>>15871173
If his sister wants to fuck you she will without the silly game, if she doesn't she won't even if you win.

>> No.15871279

>>15871173
31 small fries

>> No.15871303

>>15871275
I need my bro's approval. Doesn't anyone know how this works? The unwritten rule.

>> No.15871307

4 of the most expensive burgers

>> No.15871312

>>15871303
Patriarchal nonsense.

>> No.15871331

>>15871312
No, that's requiring the father's consent and to marry her. Fucking zoomers, man, protest the patriarchy and don't even know what it is.

>> No.15871350

>>15871312
You need to go back

>> No.15871368

>>15871173
>Then whoever finishes their meal first gets to fuck the friend's sister.
I swear the backstories used to ask a question on /ck/ threads get more retarded by the day.
It’s like when a bum standing outside of a liquor store tries to tell you a 10min tale about how he needs money for a bus ticket.

>> No.15871391

>>15871368
>words words words
>no answer
No u

>> No.15871396

>>15871173
spending this much money on macdonalds is beyond retarted

>> No.15871644

nuggets

>> No.15871812

I'll give you a real answer OP, pound for pound the most expensive menu item at McDonald's is the Filet o Fish, at $12.45/lb. Meals are more food per dollar so don't get the meals, just the loose sandwiches. $50 gets you only 8.5 Filets o Fish which is retardedly easy to eat in one sitting.

>> No.15871866

>>15871812
Actually, I will revise this answer, a 4-piece chicken nuggets is $2 for 70 grams of food so that comes out to $12.98/lb which is slightly more expensive. 25 four-piece nuggets is the best option but that's contingent on the possibility that you're allowed to buy them in the least cost-efficient size. Normally when you buy 50 nuggets at once they will charge you a lot less for them.

>> No.15872069

>$50 at McDonald's
That's a fairly small amount of food for one person, I'd say?

>> No.15872077

just fries desu. any meat will fill you up. i could eat fries forever.

>> No.15872081

>"Gets" to fuck the sister

Until she tells your fat mcgreasy ass to piss off.

>> No.15872084

>>15872077
look, this guy has the right idea >>15871279
small = worst value

>> No.15872184

>>15871812
do this but order them with no buns no condiments

>> No.15873334

>>15871173
How obese are you and your friend?

Asking because your average grown man could probably down 8 or 9 of their salads in one sitting without killing themselves. I don't think most people would be able to do that many big macs or quarter pounders in one sitting. If you can, it should be a sign you need to make some changes.

>> No.15874223

>>15873334
Thin people can actually eat more than obese people because there's more room inside them for their stomach to expand. All competitive eaters (at least the competitive ones) are thin. I'm pretty thin and I can eat two large pizzas or 5 big macs easily. I attribute it to eating only one large meal per day for many years which allows me to have a large stomach. And no there's nothing wrong with my health.

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>>15871173
50 of these. And make sure to get 150 extra packets of sauce.

>> No.15874254

>>15871173
She’s never gonna fuck you bro

>> No.15874607

>>15874230
theyll call him "150 for $50" lol

>> No.15874617

>>15871368
>It’s like when a bum standing outside of a liquor store tries to tell you a 10min tale about how he needs money for a bus ticket.
Well if you just gave him the money he wouldn't need to tell you the story, retard.
What's next, "oh noooo I must resist enabling some bum I look down on by giving him some money nobody with a life would be missing the next day."
The only price you get for ignoring them is for them to escalate, just like with these backstories. Maybe give a (You) to the person who's just posting about some soup he's eating, you know?
Not our problem.

>> No.15874625
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This premise becomes much more interesting if you imagine the OP and the friend are also girls.

>> No.15874628

>>15871812
8.5 Filets o Fish is a fairly small amount for an average-sized person, I'd say?

>> No.15874870

>>15873334
My friend and I are both 6'3, around 160 pounds.

>> No.15874917

>>15874870
>around 160 pounds.
Same height, just realized I'm a bit chubby