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>>15867500What's going on here?
>>15867500Don't stare at me moment, gone wrong.
>>15867500feel bad for the chink in red
>>15867610there's a grid of buttons at the bottom and you have to hit the one for the bottle you want. my friend knows a trick to get two bottles.
>>15867777>added oil while mixing will help us to leave smoothly into oil
And one more Fresh OC for the night. A Kay Classic
>>15867643Yellow and black get rekt
>>15868244>$40 for steak and french fries
>>15867768im tripping balls listening to shpongle and watching this was very fun
>>15867643I wanna smash the lady in red on my racecar bed
>>15868546Yo, is this REAL!?
>>15868256I guess you can say>It was mind blowing
>>15867979i've seen the video of these chefs just throwing shit on the table but i've not seen this version with subtitles. i'm actually upset. this guy is a such a cock sucker i'm having trouble putting it into words. the second he used the word "dynamic" i was fucking mad. and why does he feel it's necessary to have his band of clown chefs lob shit at the table? because this skinny rat of a chef thinks the motion of eating is too repetitive. it's like drinking through a silly straw because drinking like a normal person is too boring for you. this guy should seriously blow his brains out.
>>15867429can someone make a webm of 2:10 - 2:20?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jml38FcnQOg
>>15868649>meme prep>cooking in plastic>"seasons" after searing>no salt>pre-ground pepper
>>15868699Unequivocally based, that's jack waddling about, he ate all the frog legs
>>15868219imagine Jack teams up with her
>>15867951probably poisonous to eat
>>15868771>all that just to horrifically overcook the meat
>>15867480What is it?
>>15868502thats fucked up
>>15868649olive oil isnt good for searing at high heat
>>15867983>flashbacks to THAT thread>>/ck/thread/15423876
>>15869316Nature's rubber band
>>15867830>licks spoon>then puts it inside canwhy do fats do this
>>15867713Every time I try to post that one the site won't let me.I assume Hiroshima has a personal issue with me.
>>15870242Yeah, that bothers me as well.Plus, it's a can of catfood.
>>15867722I hate birds so much. Why are they such annoying assholes?
>>15867830so chaotic is she on a timer
>>15868371Based. I'm a racist too.
>>15868273Damn that's hot.
>>15868594Why do you think silly straws exist?
>>15868352pre covid times were better
>>15868232porkmeat and bonelessbeef linked up
>>15868224>not washing it down with 1L of beer tastelet
Why would you cook something in tar?
>>15868273What ethnic group is this making fun of I can't tell
>>15867610Fake. I can see the harness
>>15867979>We tried to break up the normal dining experience, eating like this with your utensils is boring, we have to break that>So we did it so they have to do that but with a fucking mess all over the table instead of a properly plated dish
>>15868649>That unrendered fatdisgusting
>>15867429Who are these retards who think bruschetta is the crap on top of the bread?
>>15868260This kills the crab
>>15867979You know these gimmick restaurants attract a shitload of customers in the first few weeks but then end up filing for bankruptcy by the end of the month.
>>15868674>pizza and sushi deliverydavai....
>>15868915good ol' fashioned carinogen-chicken
>>15867997kay has such a charm
>>15868250how long until carbs or octopi do this to us
>>15868858What the fuck were they hoping for ?
>>15867661Almost all wild caught salmon has parasites. That's why salmon sushi didn't exist until farmed salmon became popular in Japan.
>>15867500Is this China? These dudes gotta be gangsters or something. Did that one guy come out with a knife at the end?
>>15867722This is a good Asian. How refreshing to see he didn't eat it alive.
>>15867736Where is this..? What's the secret? Push two buttons?
>>15867580wouldn't that shit be terrible?the noodles need to absorb water, if you use them like that you'll be chewing uncooked noodles?
>>15867862This is pretty cool, but I wish he killed the fish a little faster.
>>15867870Why does he ice bath the meat?
>>15867809>>15870238The guy doing the soyface is the most famous travel blogger in Russia. Cant remember his name right now but he's kind of a big deal.
>>15867942Damn. Hope that grows back. How did people used to get scalped by machinery if this ladies hair just ripped out?
>>15867441This shit is so good. Shame it feels like hell travelling through my gut tho
>>15867983How tf does he not burn his hand taking out that spaghetti.. fake.
>>15874470colds it down mate
>>15868079Her face looks so upset.
>>15867942WTF?? didnt that hurt?
>>15868273Did she blow it or eat its balls?
>>15867726this is just a fancy way to present the food then charge 5 times the normal price
>>15868704Fuck, that dude destroyed 2 chicks and everyone else.
>>15868711What are these..?
>>15872492>making fun ofWhat? That's an accurate portrayal of Sami.
>>15867472>shrimp and beef????????????????????????????????
>>15874488B b b but, the favors.
>>15874573you mean to tell me that swede abbos actually perform oral on deer they catch
>>15868279>westerners: no you must treat animals humanely because they have feelings>east asians: how about we cut up an animal while it is still alive, lmao
>>15874595There is a reason that the ancients viewed northern europeans as barbarians, because they were.
>>15867661Yanks don't flash freeze fish?
>>15867441I make this almost everyday except with the 2x spicy version. If you want to make 10x better. Saute some sliced cabbage with bacon crumbles and toss it all together.
>>15874581theyre called asiansi know pretty freaky
>>15867676>it's like seaweed but healthier :)>sugar>oil>saltlmao
>>15874476>travel blogger>kind of a big dealI disagree.
>>15867643I am disappointed that a titty didn't pop out
>>15867962what's so interesting about a black guy ordering a pizza?
>>15868133This looks terrible
>>15868616My dad was doing stuff like this for more than 50 years.
>>15867862>>15867870>>15867912Movie is called Eat Drink man Woman.I watched it and it was pretty entertaining. Especially all the twists.
>>15868305What the fuck?
>>15868699So he has one working arm and can barely even walk? How the fuck is he still alive
>>15873149thank you for pointing this out, for a split second I was thinking I went insane.
>>15867997this shouldn't be possible, dude
>>15868057>what is my purpose?>donkey twonk rice
>>15874423Yes, Yes, Yes!!!
>>15867746apparently eating starch is fairly common for (pregnant) african american women. Supposedly dates back to the time they ate clay during pregnancy for the extra minerals. It is also apparently an eating disorder
>>15868070>boiling the coffee 3 timesshit coffee for tourists
>>15868359What a lad!
>>15868573not a very good idea with those cardboard American houses.
>>15874590cold food hot day, thats my favor meal
>>15876066>>15867746It's called pica. There's no good explanation aside from women being insane. There's a handful of modern psychiatric diagnosis with no physiologic explanation that we still cover for on board examinations like fibromyalgia, somatoform disorder, and female sexual arousal disorder that boil down to women irrational creatures.
>>15874483Steven doesn't feel much of anything, that's why he touched that kid.
>>15868133>>15875333Dude elote is great.
>>15868771>>15868902I thought about making an open sou vide like this for braising large pieces of meat.https://a.co/j7VievA
>>15874581>>15870930There was a scandal in China a few years back with milk doped with melamine. Since then Chinese only give their kids milk powder bought in Hong Kong. They make weekly trips and even smuggle it in.
>>15876394Yeah but then you actually have to stay within reach of the stove. I want to set it and forget it.
>>15867472Pepper goes after cooking. It burns too easily if it goes on first
>>15875517the worms are holding him together
>>15871760omg this guy has like 70 iq
>>15868380The can are lined with plastic, never mind the bats
>>15876007that's pretty hot ngl
>>15876938S L O P P ALOPPA
>>15876938god damn india really has perfected the sloppa shit dish
>>15877057I would never eat anything in that country.
>>15877064maybe at a restaurant in a hotel in india, but indian streetfood could probably kill a westerner
>>15877115do indian have a god tier immune system or do they all die from strange diseases at 35?
>>15877064Shitskin doesn't seem appropriate in that case. Even the diarrhea he is stirring with his arm looks cleaner than his skin.
>>15867979i would just stand up and leave if i didn't previously know what kind of restaurant i walked in
>>15868279every single cut designed to keep it alive as long as possibledisgusting
>>15876382Yeah there is a reason to never buy food from China. Between amounts of lead in a fuckton of products to all kinds of questionable food standards, even by US standards, if it reads product of China, it's a hard pass for me.
>>15868649>cook meat>then cook meat properlywow
>>15871760Is this jack?
>>15867610damn why didn't anyone else do the last ninja warrior stage like this?
>>15867983how's that OC, that shit is old as fuck
>>15874581Chinese tourist buying baby formula in whatever country they go to since they don't trust the ones on their own country due to a bunch of kinds dying years ago from a formula with melamine.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9-4w-i1nAk
>>15877671So? It's still officially cool.
>>15877671Thus no file name.>>15877702It had been estimated in 2018 that up to 80% to 90% of infant formula purchased in Australia was destined for China.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlCFBzwofHkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoUa96ySt-g
>>15868062avocados are not keto
>>15876938Slop 'o' shit
>>15877778You can eat moderate amounts of avocado with very little risk of leaving ketosis. If you mean they're not carb free, very few things are.
>>15874476big deal rofl
>>15875333have you ever had this ?
Thread would of lasted longer, but some asshat flooded it. With old content.https://youtu.be/mIZ76rR4frY?t=13
>>15877115Words fail me.
>>15875267What a freak show. Which program is this from?
I was more expecting her to lose her teeth.
>>15867472looks crazy good
>>15871007That's actually pretty slick.
>>15874616Flash freeze is a myth it isn't a real thing. It's just security theater.
>>15874477>>15874509She is korean 90% plastic so no worries.
>>15869369No it isn't, it's monitoring them and keeping them healthy.
>>15867610>pointy triangles of glass
>>15874476who gives a fuckfuck you
>>1587713150/50 they prob can eat shit you cant
>>15874416I think only pacific salmon has the parasites. Atlantic is ok.
>>15874457Who needs gums anyway, anon?
>>15867429thats just guac with less steps
>>15875267>not shrimp cocktail party
>>15874466those fish were already dead long before the scene was filmed
>>15868250https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HUWUtTZvK4not the same without this song on it
>>15875507its how coffee used to be made before we had strainersjust add a whole raw egg, shell and all, to a pot of coffee grounds, add your water, boil the whole thing, the grounds stick together from the egg and the grounds don't get in the cup and the eggshell helps clarify the coffee so it's less cloudycoffee filters exist now
>>15868440>how to make a dish sponge
>>15867830>russian cuisine >russian ''people"