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Pick related, the last meal of John Wayne Gacy.
Imagine you will get executed tomorrow. What would you choose?

>> No.15867321

He was just clowning around.

>> No.15867339

>>15867321
But In my opinion a good choice. I would have chosen a nice steak though. Perhaps some pepper sauce and potatoes, maybe even some fried chicken and mushrooms next to it.

>> No.15867352

>>15867339
I'm not even mad.. I'd have the same thing.

>> No.15867394

Gacy's choice seems great, I don't think I'd know what to get until I actually had to choose. Although right now I'd probably go ask for some nice bratwust, sauerkraut and pan fried potatoes with bits of bacon. That's what I'm craving right now.

>> No.15867399

>>15867317
I feel like in that situation I wouldn't have much appetite, I'd much prefer like 200mg of oxy a fifth of scotch and a pack of smokes.

>> No.15867403

>>15867317
Nothing. Give the food to a person of colour. It's the least I can do considering the massive amount of harm white people like me have done.

>> No.15867419

a pack of seneca straights, some chocolate, 400mg of 5HTP and some mineral water.

>> No.15867506

>>15867394
Thats a really good choice too anon. I think it makes sense just to go with the moment.

>>15867399
>>15867419
Sorry but they wont serve drugs there anons. Its your last chance for some good food though.

>> No.15867555
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>>15867317
For my last meal I want a pardon that says I'm innocent. Problem, warden?

>> No.15867559

>>15867506
do cigarettes and OTC sleep suppliments fall under drugs? i remember other prisoners requesting smokes and booze.

well if that's the case, several cups of hot water and some magazines will also be fine, the the ebb and flow of panic and resignation from the knowledge that i am going to die in a gentle and scheduled manner would probably have me borderline catatonic anyway

>> No.15867663
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15867663

i dont know if i'd be able to stomach anything if i knew i was gonna be off'd soon. i'd probably just ask for a pack of gum or something.

>> No.15867671

>>15867555
But you have to eat it, so there's no evidence.

>> No.15867675

>>15867663
>i dont know if i'd be able to stomach anything if i knew i was gonna be off'd soon.
that's why they give it to you a few days in advance. If you want a stick of gum before you get fried you'll probably have to buy it from the commissary the night before.

>> No.15867701
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15867701

Some of these last meals are pretty cheeky. You get people asking for normal meals then these assholes.

>> No.15867735

A bowl of pork belly ramen, miso soup, gyoza, and sushi rolls. Preferably one with eel, one with tuna, and one with salmon.

Oh, and two big pieces of cheesecake, one raspberry and one turtle.

>> No.15867765

>>15867663
>>15867675
They don't feed you before execution. The same as hospitals/physicians not feeding you before procedures. They don't want to deal with your bodily discharges after you lose consciousness.

t. former federal prison nurse's assistant

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15867780

I wonder if anybody has gotten a last meal then killed themselves before execution.

>> No.15867924

>>15867765
For faggy lethal injection maybe.

>> No.15867939

>>15867317
All of the choicest shemale cocks

>> No.15867957

>>15867317
Braised short ribs, and no pussy shit with one rib on top of one scoop of mashed potatoes, gimme like 6 and a bucket of mashed potatoes.

>> No.15867964

>>15867671
so ask for the documents that put you on death row, retard

>> No.15867993

1 sardine spine

>> No.15868003

Greek salad with feta and some buttered ciabatta to go with it. Also a small piece of aged cheddar.
Later: a bowl of strawberries, whipped cream, and some iced green tea.

>> No.15868005

>>15867993
baste

>> No.15868031

Boiled rice an an obscene amount of butter to melt into it.

>> No.15868048

Cheesecake decorated with a blueprint of the prison's HVAC system.

>> No.15868049

>>15868003
Imagine your shits after eating that

>> No.15868088
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15868088

>2 kg unpopped corn kernels
>1 kg butter
>request the electric chair
mfw

>> No.15868122

>>15868049
I can imagine. But these are my favorite foods overall, and hopefully I wouldn’t live long enough to see how they work in combination with each other

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>>15868088

>> No.15868447

Poutine of course, maybe with Some Tim Horton's to wash it down.

>> No.15868455

Probably a lot of ice cream. I love ice cream but I feel so guilty if I eat a whole pint in a single sitting.

>> No.15868457

>>15867317
Probably Pad Thai and a 6 pack of beer

>> No.15868462

For me, "authentic" Indian food (xtra spicy!)

and three or four cans of deenz. I'm going out with a bang.

>> No.15868556

soulfood baby!

>> No.15868568

Lactose intolerant here.

Just a shit ton of queso, cheesecake, whole milk, ice cream, nice cheese, what the fuck ever else I'm not thinking of that tastes fantastic and makes me shit my brains out and want to die.

By the time they get around to killing me I'll be begging to die anyway.

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based

>> No.15868625

>>15867317
A hamburger, chicken tenders, curly fries, and a large vanilla shake

>> No.15868633

>>15867317
Two meat lover's burritos, large curly fries, large oreo shake.

>> No.15868679

Before the restrictions hit. I had a bowl of wagyu ramen, last one they had left since they were gonna phase it out for another item. Never regretted the fact essentially I had prime rib ramen.

>> No.15868685

For me it's probably lasagna with some sauteed spinach with garlic on the side.

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>>15867317
cuck tears

>> No.15869122

>>15868608
Bill Clinton having a retard excuted to show America he's tough on crime

>> No.15869144

They don't do last meals where I live anymore, I think you can request anything served in the Cafeteria but they won't fulfil any outside requests.

>> No.15869153

>>15867317
they don't give out last meal choices anymore. It's just what's supper for everyone in prison on that day.

>> No.15869400

>>15867317
Stir fried prawns and broccoli. Lemon meringue for dessert.

>> No.15869412

Who was the guy who ordered a BUNCH of food totalling hundreds of dollars only to decline to eat a single thing saying "I'm not hungry"?

>> No.15869416

>>15869412
That was me Barry.

>> No.15869427

>>15867317
confession followed by communion.

>> No.15869962

>>15867735
F8ck off weeb

>> No.15869966

>>15868003
>greek salad
Not real

>> No.15869999

>>15869412
You get something like $25 budget.

>> No.15870211

>>15867321
ohh you!

>> No.15870243

A liter of honey which i would smear over every wall so that it would be really sticky and hard to clean up.

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15870263

Two coney dogs, a plate of chili cheese fries, a strawberry shake, a coke, a water.

If drugs/alcohol are allowed, give me a bottle of whiskey, cigarettes, and a box of benedryl.

>> No.15870278
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15870278

Two coney dogs, a plate of chili cheese fries, a strawberry shake, a coke, a water. Also, a McChicken sandwich and McDonalds apple pie. Arbys Beef and Cheddar for my mom.

If drugs/alcohol are allowed, give me a bottle of whiskey, cigarettes, and a box of benedryl.

>> No.15870286

Imagine finding hair in your food

>> No.15870306

>>15867317
Toasts and foie gras, a whole roasted duck stuffed with garlic and olives, pan fried potatoes with garlic and parsley.

>> No.15870426

>>15868608
>>15869122
>look it up expecting ominous foreshadowing of a sp00ky ghost story
>it's some retarded nigger who doesn't understand what's happening
He deserved it anyway desu

>> No.15870438

>>15867317
I would just get black coffee.

>> No.15870472

An entire turducken, deep fried.

>> No.15870501

>>15870426
he was retarded yes, but that its not the story, he was innocent, his family knew, the inmates knew, the ones that killed him knew, but it was just easier to kill him and call it a day, Its a testament to human indiference, and don't get me wrong Im all up for artificial selection in humans, but, its still a cool story

>> No.15870519

>>15870501
>he was innocent,
I think you're the only person who claims that

>> No.15870558

>>15870501
Even if he was innocent he would’ve killed someone eventually anyway.

>> No.15870750

>>15868088
Hehehehe