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>> No.15865118
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15865118

>>15865002
blue plate

>> No.15865150

Mayo is disgusting.

>> No.15865158

>>15865150
white only board buddy

>> No.15865161

>>15865002
why would they make mayonnaise with recycled plastic?

>> No.15865162

>>15865002
Best Foods

>> No.15865168

Isn't helmans best in the world?

>> No.15865169

Hellman's is the most recognizable because its the best. Superiority breeds jealousy. Anyone picking anything else is a contrarian and as atheist

>> No.15865178

>>15865162
TFW you figure out that Best Foods IS Hellman's

>> No.15865205
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15865205

only the best

>> No.15865224
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15865224

this is my mayo now

>> No.15865237

>>15865158
I'm white and mayo is fucking gross

>> No.15865240

> No Kewpie

>> No.15865241

>>15865150
Then pick miracle whip you idiot.

>> No.15865247

>>15865002
Homemade.

>> No.15865249
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15865249

>>15865237
>t.

>> No.15865255

Hellman's it's not even close

>> No.15865260

>>15865002
american mayo shouldn't even be called mayo

>> No.15865275

>>15865260
shartmerica should be glassed from coast to niggerloving coast

>> No.15865281

>>15865150
This, only fatasses like mayo.

>> No.15865284

>>15865002
Do Amerifats really?

>> No.15865286

>>15865275
enjoy your 3 day vacation you piece of shit

>> No.15865289

>>15865002
(kewpie is #1, then ) dukes by far

>> No.15865296

>>15865275
>niggerloving
then why do you talk like them?

>> No.15865297

>>15865260
>definitions are determined by my feelings
I’m afraid they aren’t, François.

>> No.15865302

>make my own mayo
>don't use enough oil
>comes out intense

>> No.15865306
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15865306

Miracle Whip, and it isn't even a contest. Nothing has that tangy zip quite like miracle whip.

>> No.15865313

>>15865297
>definitions
who's talking feelings here? I'm talking ingredients and taste

>> No.15865316

Sir Kensington’s (not pictured in OP)>>>>Duke’s>>>>>Hellman’s>>>>>>>>>>>>Kraft
Miracle Whip isn’t mayo. It’s the same stuff the Brits call “salad cream”.

>> No.15865383

>>15865313
>who's talking feelings here?
Your opinion is surely based on some sort of emotional bias, as literally every country on earth with actual grocery stores has a variety of a given product with a varying range of price and quality. Mayonnaise is no different, and I’m sure you’re aware of this.

>> No.15865459

>>15865383
>Your opinion is surely based on some sort of emotional bias
nope.
My opinion is based on having tasted proper mayo

>> No.15865540

>>15865459
shut the fuck up you pompous bitch...you belong on reddit with all your other fag snob nosed types

fuck off

>> No.15865580

>>15865540
how is it snobby? I'm not some Ameritard like you who has to go out of his way to get some proper food.
I'm talking about basic store brand mayo right here in my country.

>> No.15865590

>>15865316
Kensington makes based mustards as well

>> No.15865605

>>15865002
Hellmann's. I've never even seen "duke's" in stores, so I'm not unconvinced it's a meme someone made up. And miracle whip is an abomination.

>> No.15865611

>>15865459
So what is this country of yours where even the cheapest packaged foods are of the highest quality?

>> No.15865619

>>15865580
i hope you flip your fucking car you stupid piece of shit, fuck you and fuck your family

>> No.15865622

>>15865118
fpbp

hellmans do be tangy though. i had dukes once or twice and all i really remember about it was that it was really fucking thick. i'd shill blue plate because i'm from NO, but it's not the best, it's just our brand. it's okay as a salad dressing, but kinda rancid on sandwiches or in dips

>> No.15865635

>>15865611
>So what is this country of yours where even the cheapest packaged foods are of the highest quality?
what does it matter? you will only keep seething anyway
>>15865619
lol ameritard

>> No.15865653

>>15865255
This

>> No.15865660

>>15865619
who gets this fucking angry about Mayonnaise?

>> No.15865813

Hellman's for sure.

>> No.15865826

>>15865580
>who has to go out of his way to get some proper food.
Going to a grocery store really isn’t that major of a project..

>> No.15865854

Hellmanns>Dukes>50 yards of shit>Kraft>>200 more yards of shit, puke, pee pee, and menstrual blood> miracle whip

>> No.15865877

>>15865826
I said proper food.
american food products have loads of toxic shit that are illegal here

>> No.15865948

>>15865635
>you will only keep seething anyway
You have an interesting personal definition of “seething”; I’m the only one of us that’s actually trying to converse. You’re just slap-fighting out of hand.

>> No.15865980

>>15865002
>miracle whip
that doesn't deserve to be up there next to the others.

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>>15865002

>> No.15865990

>>15865002
Left to right

>> No.15866001

>>15865877
>american food products
I find it difficult to believe that whatever conspicuously unnamed utopia you call home doesn’t have any American food products in its store.

>> No.15866009

Fuck off
Hellmans

>> No.15866026

>>15866001
>doesn’t have any American food products in its store.
it doesn't
it has some american brands, but the products are made here, with better ingredients, without the toxic shit the same product has in the USA

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>> No.15866046
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>>15866037
>natural flavoring

>> No.15866047
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15866047

>>15865002

none of these

>> No.15866049
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15866049

>>15865002
Hellman's, unless I'm making a really cheap sandwich on purpose then Miracle Whip

>> No.15866055
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15866055

>>15865002
Hellmann's is great but I ain't paying 4 bucks a jar when I can get picrel for half that despite being identical.

>> No.15866059

>>15866049
i want you fucking dead

>> No.15866060

>>15866044
>take some lab's waste
>put it in fries
>eat it up
lmao

>> No.15866069
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15866069

>>15866044

>Rapeseed

>> No.15866091
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15866091

>dukes
>soybean oil
>hellmans
>soybean oil

>> No.15866130

>>15865002
dukes master race checking in

>> No.15866192

>>15865306
FWIW KFC in the UK used to use this instead of mayo on the sandwiches.

>> No.15866216

>>15866192
Based. No wonder the Big Crunch chicken burger is so odamn good.

>> No.15866217

>>15865002
Don’t care as long as it’s mayonnaise and not nasty ass miracle whip

>> No.15866227

>>15865002
make your own

>> No.15866229

>>15866055
based Aldi shopper

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>>15865002
>Gringos BTFO'd

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>>15866278
t.

>> No.15866285

>>15865002
they're all palm/canola/soybean oil and I fucking hate it
I get hellmans olive oil because it's only half poison

>> No.15866401

>>15866278
That's fucking poison! Throw it out.

>> No.15866402

>>15866285
Holy shit jynx

>> No.15866408

>>15865289
Exactly this. We are done here

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>>15866282
me tienes pinche guerro

>> No.15866447

>>15866401
Are Americans really that weak?

>> No.15866468
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>>15865002
Hellman’s and Kewpie is all I ever keep both have their uses due to very different tastes

>> No.15866550

>>15865002
hellmann's, granted ive never tired duke's