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https://youtu.be/iM_KMYulI_s

Does anyone else feel deep unexplainable horror when watching this video?
Theres something truly eerie and upsettling about this video, as if reality isn't entirely real.

>Gordon looks like a PS3 character
>Gordon heavily seasons 3 patties and puts them into the grill
>Seasons 2 buns and puts them in too
>Seasons 2 slices of onion and puts them in the grill
>Pushes over a bottle of olive oil
>There are now 2 patties, 2 slices of onion and 3 buns in the grill
>Now theres 4 buns on the table
>Gordon talks about his restaurant in Vegas and now there are 5 patties and 4 slices of onion in the grill
>Seasons the patties again, seasons the onion, seasons the grill
>Opens the grill again, there are now 6 patties and 5 slices of onion
>Gordon puts mayo, lettuce and tomato on his 3 burgers on the table and seasons them
>Assembles 3 burgers and leaves 3 patties and 2 slices of onion in the grill
>The burgers he made are even thicker than the infamous "cowboy burger" which he criticized for not being able to fit in his mouth
>Stevie Wonder next door can smell his burgers
>Kim and Kanye are coming over

>> No.15855559

>being this mad about the cowboy burger
retarded fucking breadlet, shut the fuck up

>> No.15855567

this better be a pasta, else its actual autism

>> No.15855597
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15855597

>>15855567

>> No.15855697

>>15855567
you should be permabanned for posting if you haven't lurked for at least 1 year

>> No.15855703

been a while since I've seen this, you're right about the schizo inconsistency in the shots. he both doesn't speak consistently and just says overreaching generalizations that people that don't cook/cooks that don't think/people that fawn on him like he's the best chef in existence will gloss over.
>you can't season it after it's been cooked
>seasons them after they're cooked
>says you can't disassemble a burger once it's been made as if popping off the top and squirting some condiment on is going to render it inedible
>touches a ton of shit after touching the raw meat, I'm sure he ground his own but till
>puts a penny sized dollop on top the tomato as if he's unsure of the pacing, really seems like he made it up on the spot
>shit talks raw onion on burgah
I will say I've started using butter lettuce lately and it is damn good, dunno if it's the gta graphics or that's what he's actually using

>> No.15856833

>>15855597
Cooking mama has nothing on this