/ck/ WebM Thread

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Anonymous Mon Mar 29 20:46:51 2021 No.15854995 [Reply] [Original]

/ck/ WebM Thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 29 20:48:32 2021 No.15855001 File: 643 KB, 720x540, 1599421653156.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Mon Mar 29 20:48:42 2021 No.15855002
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>>15854995
Not even sure why the Jannies deleted the last one. But I'm here taking requests to make WebMs so that we can get some fresh clips on this board.
I'd prefer links but if you have general suggestions that works too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 29 20:50:06 2021 No.15855006 File: 503 KB, 406x720, 1613372045256.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 29 20:50:46 2021 No.15855012 >>15854995 >2013 hes dead isnt he :(

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 29 20:50:51 2021 No.15855013 >>15855002 Probably because it wasn't the same garbage reposts. There is a reason nothing good is allowed on this board.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 29 20:52:23 2021 No.15855018 anyone have the sausage making webm? I couldn't save it because 404.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 29 20:53:52 2021 No.15855030 File: 2.44 MB, 640x360, 1608293234124.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15855012 No he's very much alive. He probably doesnt have much time left

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 29 20:54:06 2021 No.15855031 File: 983 KB, 1080x2340, Screenshot_2021-03-30-01-53-42-486_com.google.android.youtube.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15855012 No, he still posts all the time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 29 21:00:25 2021 No.15855055 >>15855002 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUxpcKIiyAw

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 29 21:16:56 2021 No.15855160 File: 13 KB, 455x559, Betty.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15855001 I hate women

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 29 21:23:05 2021 No.15855198 >>15855030 >when the woman ducks below the pan of flaming oil to put the flaming oil spilt in the floor out Jesus christ

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 29 22:09:47 2021 No.15855512 File: 2.86 MB, 640x360, Jamie Oliver's Magic Beer & Pizza Recipe.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 29 22:24:57 2021 No.15855584 File: 50 KB, 615x621, 1605133280952.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15855512 Cheers mate, thanks for delivering.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 29 22:32:47 2021 No.15855629 File: 2.73 MB, 574x630, ages come ages pass.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 29 23:06:27 2021 No.15855777 File: 2.47 MB, 640x360, 1595341436164.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Uploading some of the ones I made last time just to bump

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 29 23:09:07 2021 No.15855787 File: 70 KB, 246x250, doingfine.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15855012 Nope. He's still producing videos.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 29 23:33:52 2021 No.15855921 File: 2.87 MB, 350x600, Auto.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15854995

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 29 23:54:46 2021 No.15856000 File: 2.92 MB, 640x360, 1598893091244.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 29 23:59:01 2021 No.15856029 File: 2.94 MB, 528x422, 1588388855882.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 29 23:59:32 2021 No.15856031 File: 39 KB, 350x708, faggot1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15855160 Too bad you will never be one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 00:16:17 2021 No.15856092 File: 2.97 MB, 960x540, eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 00:29:10 2021 No.15856159 >>15856092 >not boiled

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 00:30:13 2021 No.15856164 >>15855921 lmao

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 00:34:13 2021 No.15856179 >>15856092 Kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 00:37:21 2021 No.15856198 >>15856092 "You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this."

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 00:38:42 2021 No.15856210 >>15856198 kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 00:40:26 2021 No.15856217 File: 51 KB, 502x466, eggs3theeggining.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15856198

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 00:51:04 2021 No.15856270 File: 1015 KB, 1280x720, jacks non newtonian sauce.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15854995

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 01:08:20 2021 No.15856328 >>15855031 Good to see old folks keeping up with the times.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 01:14:08 2021 No.15856339 >>15855002 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgG_b9L7dwo&ab_channel=TimandEric

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 01:15:36 2021 No.15856341 File: 2.82 MB, 854x480, stirfry.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 01:18:18 2021 No.15856350 >>15856031 >anon hates women >anon wants to be a woman retard logic 101

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 01:19:48 2021 No.15856355 >>15855512 >calling your channel "yes it's funny", expecting people forget this is supposed to be "comedy"

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 01:20:25 2021 No.15856358 >>15856217 >your 10 second MS paint drawing will never become a legendary meme

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 01:26:38 2021 No.15856372 File: 2.94 MB, 540x302, Russian dressing Tim's Kitchen Tips.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15856339 >>15855584 I'm not ...>>15855002

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 01:32:30 2021 No.15856387 File: 2.83 MB, 640x360, Baby Pig Fresh Pork Sausage.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15856358 >>15856355 >>15856350

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 01:33:45 2021 No.15856392 >>15856372 nice. /ck/ should really allow sound...

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 01:50:35 2021 No.15856437 File: 2.88 MB, 402x716, 1616734169116.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15855030 I love seeing people freaking out over a little bit of harmless fire

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 02:46:40 2021 No.15856585 File: 2.72 MB, 626x360, the surly king of the egg fort.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 02:48:34 2021 No.15856590 >>15855001 stop with the coom shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 03:13:46 2021 No.15856646 File: 2.24 MB, 640x640, the heart of the ship.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 03:21:41 2021 No.15856669 >>15856585 what is the stuff he adds to the egg the green and white stuff?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 03:54:36 2021 No.15856749 >>15855777 Imagine the smell

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 03:59:20 2021 No.15856759 >>15856646 >mfw I was there for the original "chicken gyro" post Feels good to have witnessed a historical /ck/ event

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 04:00:48 2021 No.15856769 >>15856669 Looks like diced onions and peppers to me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 04:29:12 2021 No.15856872 File: 318 KB, 1080x1489, 1603344175506.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15856646 so this is what they meant by gyro, those crafty greeks

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 04:45:39 2021 No.15856925 File: 29 KB, 337x450, lat2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15854995 Someone buy him a spatula. Jeez. >>15855002 Because 80% of the post are /b/-lite like >>15855001 Cantonese Chow Mein (豉油王炒面) https://youtu.be/7HYlk2I9OD8?t=690

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 04:55:16 2021 No.15856952 >>15856092 >YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL THE EGGS

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 04:58:33 2021 No.15856961 >>15856092 >toaster in the living room do Japs really?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 05:00:00 2021 No.15856964 >>15855001 This makes me incredibly angry

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 05:10:58 2021 No.15856978 >>15856759 got any screenshots of it?

Anonymous Tue Mar 30 05:25:49 2021 No.15856991

>>15854995
>inb4 brainloaf
>inb4 pumpkin spice hot dog
>inb4 mac & cheese with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 banana full of spiders
>inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant
>inb4 meat_sandwich.webm
>inb4 that claymation shit where a baseball turns into dice when he chops it
>inb4 ‘go’za with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 waitress slams tray of food on businessman’s head
>inb4 shooting a laser at a fucking piece of bacon
>inb4 any of several webms in which Jack is putting shit in a pan full of cold oil
>inb4 mexicans pouring clamato on ramen and doritos in a Styrofoam container
>inb4 hotdog w/mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 LADbible presents a full English fry-up in a partitioned cast iron pan; automatic 12 replies
>inb4 Aunt Myrna's party cheese casserole
>inb4 the culling of the dirt rockets
>inb4 frankenegg.webm
>inb4 the food porn webm with jack edited in at random intervals
>inb4 curry chicken skewers and 8 replies about how gay that guy's face looks when he eats it
>inb4 twisty pasta machine
>inb4 a thousand facebook tasty videos
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed big mac
>inb4 somebody's entire jack folder
>inb4 gyroscopic chicken grill
>inb4 the virgin in the egg booth next to Surly Chad
>inb4 pineapple on a fucking pizza
>inb4 the giant platter with 10 different variations of bbq pork
>inb4 that one guy asks if the turkish coffee has pipes underneath the sand
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 fried cheesey bread corn cob fuckery
>inb4 taco town
>inb4 somebody's entire culinary squid murder folder
>inb4 anime pancakes

Anonymous Tue Mar 30 05:27:05 2021 No.15856998

>>15856991
>inb4 flaming pizza dome
>inb4 hot bitch with spinal meningitis
>inb4 kay and her man hands
>inb4 avocado macchiato
>inb4 chronic resting crazy face girl chops onions like a penis
>inb4 Favreau making an autism sandwich
>inb4 asian dude chugging pint glasses full of raw eggs
>inb4 Jack's mouth and tongue reach for a sandwich
>inb4 cooking longpork with Hannibal Lector
>inb4 weiner and mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 roasties hitting a chef's knife with a hammer to open a coconut
>inb4 retard thinks he can eat a 22lb curry, fails miserably
>inb4 female cook fucks a customer's hotdog
>inb4 crab preparation with kitchen shears
>inb4 plump erotic cakes
>inb4 Joey anything (pls no)
>inb4 flaming faggot dabs the grease on his pizza, everyone rages
>inb4 bbq montage
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 the pizza crust is a watermelon (?)
>inb4 butterslut
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed anything
>inb4 Nigella’s titties, boners ensue
>inb4 butchering dolphin meat with a katana
>inb4 turkish ice cream illusionists
>inb4 cheetofrap
>inb4 squid karate chop instakill
>inb4 making toast on a citronella candle
>inb4 liquor in a flower vase
>inb4 vodka grilled cheese cocktail
>inb4 creme.webm (blue board, faggots)
>inb4 tiny asian girl eats 500lbs of big macs
>inb4 omnidirectional spaghetti separator
>inb4 ice cream on a fucking watermelon
>inb4 the machine race from the matrix makes pizza
>inb4 bandsaw animal dismemberment
>inb4 motherfucking salt bae

Anonymous Tue Mar 30 05:28:15 2021 No.15857001

>>15856998
>inb4 gas stove dj
>inb4 teaching tards how to into chopsticks
>inb4 chicken and waffles
>inb4 another food porn thing
>inb4 paying to cook your own eggs
>inb4 handstand on a grocery cart
>inb4 scorpions on a stick
>inb4 hot bitch chugs beer like penises
>inb4 neckbeard chugs wine like penises
>inb4 two shots of vodka (whole pint)
>inb4 Asian dude hates the gay food his bitch made, dishonors famiry
>inb4 avocado burger
>inb4 canada.webm
>inb4 chopping up a live whale
>inb4 crab victoriously waving paintbrush above his head
>inb4 black lady master watermelon slicer
>inb4 chinky girl makes grilled cheese in a fucking toaster and it actually works
>inb4 a gallon of cheese poured over a hamburger
>inb4 spastic crepe guy
>inb4 stationary knife 3rd world prep station
>inb4 dumplings and titties
>inb4 chronic resting crazy face feeds dog a biscuit (chopping dicks off mentally)
>inb4 samurai chef w/hand fireballs and shit
>inb4 speed tacos
>inb4 chicken in a barrel
>inb4 old guy burns the piss out of a grilled cheese
>inb4 titties and ice cream, then a big ol’ n*gger
>inb4 corn cob on a power drill, scalping ensues
>inb4 gearshift sauce packet receptacle
>inb4 endless cycle of beans
>inb4 honeycomb bullshit

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 06:26:52 2021 No.15857119 >>15856350 Troons are jealous of real women

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 06:50:21 2021 No.15857185 >>15855002 Dont have a link but lets get some more webms of women eating things with extra sauce

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 07:16:05 2021 No.15857242 >>15855002 If you're doing this, remember to make a version with sound for /wsg/. Now that's I think of it, there's probably a fair amount of nsfw /ck/ material out there that's either funny or just weird.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 07:17:10 2021 No.15857243 >>15855006 This would be better with sound.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 07:42:25 2021 No.15857297 >>15855777 What are they making?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 07:54:55 2021 No.15857329 Anyone got the one of the fat English guy going to McDonald's and getting a massive order?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 08:02:25 2021 No.15857347 File: 1.75 MB, 640x360, 1616159014226.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15857329

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 08:38:44 2021 No.15857444 >>15857001 Oh, hey, it's been updated.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 08:47:01 2021 No.15857471 >>15857347 Classic, but the one I'm talking about has him sitting down with a full pitcher of coke and a fry container filled with BBQ

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 09:16:28 2021 No.15857561 File: 68 KB, 828x895, YOU WUT MATE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15856991 >inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple >>15856998 >inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 09:31:20 2021 No.15857604 >>15857297 jaggary - sugar from palm sap, pretty good when it's not full of pubes and toenails.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 09:32:24 2021 No.15857608 File: 2.88 MB, 540x302, Dad's Cantonese Chow Mein.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 09:59:59 2021 No.15857687 File: 2.88 MB, 360x608, Penis with EXTRA SAUCE.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 10:02:53 2021 No.15857694 >>15857608 Looks damn good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 10:18:24 2021 No.15857764 >>15857687 This is why I am scared to have sex with a big girl

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 10:20:19 2021 No.15857787 Are there any webms with good food?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 10:21:29 2021 No.15857794 File: 463 KB, 640x800, howtocooksteak.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 10:23:20 2021 No.15857806 >>15857347 He isn't fat (well, not fat enough to be singled out as fat) and that isn't McDonald's.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 10:27:03 2021 No.15857819 File: 2.90 MB, 640x354, orange chicken.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15857787 just looked thru my folder, it's all meme shit except for a couple I like this one

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 10:28:06 2021 No.15857820 >>15857794 A cow died just so it could be put in a toaster, unseasoned and eating for a funny tiktok maymay THE WHORE DIDN'T EVEN MARINATE THE STEAKS WITH THE SAUCE

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 10:31:50 2021 No.15857837 File: 2.84 MB, 640x360, Marinated London Broil.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 11:00:08 2021 No.15857981 File: 104 KB, 572x621, 1510931969396.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15857819 That does look good, and I have most of this... Hmm

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 11:00:09 2021 No.15857982 >>15857820 That finished steak didn't come from that toaster. She wasted 4 cuts of steak.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 11:02:08 2021 No.15857987 File: 2.81 MB, 720x404, Stimulus Payment.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 11:03:36 2021 No.15857999 File: 2.86 MB, 640x360, Crispy Chilli Beef.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 11:04:44 2021 No.15858007 File: 68 KB, 828x895, Mc Chicken.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15856991 >>15856998 >>15857001

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 11:23:38 2021 No.15858119 File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, Gratin Gauphinois.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 11:26:39 2021 No.15858137 File: 2.87 MB, 700x392, Chicken Caesar Salad.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 11:28:07 2021 No.15858146 File: 2.85 MB, 540x302, The story of Lap Cheong.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 11:32:08 2021 No.15858170 File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, Korea’s Bamboo Salt.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 11:39:06 2021 No.15858213 >>15856270 holy shit I'm laffin

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 11:40:17 2021 No.15858223 >>15855013 the new janny over here is a complete newfaggot tool that doesn't understand the most basic memery. I bet that it's a mad /pol/faggot that's trying to ruin this whole website out of spite.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 11:54:28 2021 No.15858276 >>15855030 FFS DO YOU RETARDS NOT KNOW WHAT "FLAME BROILING" MEANS?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 13:07:02 2021 No.15858596 >>15856646 SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 13:08:12 2021 No.15858600 >>15857608 When I found out about sweet and dark soy sauce my stir fry game completely changed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 14:42:08 2021 No.15858995 File: 88 KB, 732x986, 1586960278605.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15855001 this reminds me of my ex

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 14:47:35 2021 No.15859029 >>15856270 keked

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 15:00:08 2021 No.15859092 >>15857837 but it raw

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 15:17:18 2021 No.15859176 File: 2.86 MB, 640x360, Flip Grill.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 15:34:02 2021 No.15859242 File: 998 KB, 624x352, 1445092562927.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 15:39:15 2021 No.15859264 File: 2.98 MB, 360x638, WhataBurger in Texas.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 15:50:27 2021 No.15859313 >>15857806 >He isn't fat Do Amerifats really

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 15:55:30 2021 No.15859333 >>15858007 Somehow that made sense the first time I read it, but I felt that something was wrong, so I re-read it and I couldn't understand shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 16:02:56 2021 No.15859381 >>15858170 So an environmentally unfriendly salt?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 16:03:14 2021 No.15859383 >>15856991 >>15856998 >>15857001 missed these posts

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 16:04:23 2021 No.15859390 File: 2.93 MB, 600x336, VODKA FROM HONEY.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15859333 Ha, same with me...?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 16:04:41 2021 No.15859392 >>15856991 >>15856998 >>15857001 There are active anons here trying to change that

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 16:10:17 2021 No.15859419 File: 2.90 MB, 480x546, Curd apple charlotte.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 16:11:53 2021 No.15859423 File: 1.03 MB, 640x360, fight for fifteen.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15859264 oh no :(

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 16:21:41 2021 No.15859462 >>15856031 Be one? I want to EAT one.

Anonymous Tue Mar 30 16:24:06 2021 No.15859475
File: 2.94 MB, 640x360, what the guy in front of me orders when I just want a beer.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>15859381
That was my first thought as well.
One of the girls at work was ragging on me the other day because she just found out that Bitcoin requires electricity to produce but she'd probably be all over this bullshit if she saw at the hippie store.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 16:29:52 2021 No.15859507 >>15856392 just go to youtube

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 16:38:37 2021 No.15859538 File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, Ten McNuggets.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 16:44:42 2021 No.15859564 >>15856029 Has to be mexico

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 16:44:45 2021 No.15859566 File: 2.91 MB, 720x404, Neck Mushrooms.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 16:44:47 2021 No.15859567 >>15859538 Incredibly unimpressive for a fat guy. I weigh 155 and I can do better than that

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 16:46:10 2021 No.15859576 >>15856372 Oh that's the pedophile guy right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 16:46:24 2021 No.15859580 >>15859538 jesus america, you're falling behind on how fast you eat. >>15859564 my momey is on brazil

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 16:50:27 2021 No.15859596 >>15857987 >when mongrels get sauce on their lips and don't immediately wipe it off Nothing more disgusting than a messy eater and that "diz b gold chikun" shit would do a good job exposing them (though you can usually tell by their hue)

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 16:51:44 2021 No.15859601 >>15859538 It's really not that impressive. I'm not even fat and I think I could do it in 15-20 seconds.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 16:55:02 2021 No.15859615 >>15859567 >>15859601 >>15859580 Wa La

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 16:59:25 2021 No.15859631 File: 2.92 MB, 720x404, Girl Destroys Black Meat.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15859567 >>15859601 >>15859580 Wa La

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 17:03:50 2021 No.15859651 File: 989 KB, 1280x720, jack32_rules_of_nature.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] in the final hour all must kneel before the one true /ck/ing...

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 17:04:02 2021 No.15859652 >>15859631 Is that Grimeth?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 17:23:23 2021 No.15859751 >>15857687 Asians are not human.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 17:26:57 2021 No.15859767 >>15856372 appreciate you taking some of the requests. I got a little busy last night. >>15856925 That video is a little long to edit down into a WebM. If you have a certain part you'd like to see, let me know. >>15857242 I don't post to /wsg/

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 17:35:56 2021 No.15859812 File: 2.89 MB, 640x360, Banana Loca.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 17:42:29 2021 No.15859861 File: 2.99 MB, 640x360, 1601036218179.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HAI PEEPO!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 17:55:23 2021 No.15859956 File: 2.88 MB, 480x480, curry chicken.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 18:08:41 2021 No.15860029 File: 2.73 MB, 750x422, 1608847906195.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just made this

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 18:10:56 2021 No.15860043 >>15860029 Just pour a bunch of shit all over the fucking place instead of using a cocktail shaker, also she looks like an easy slut

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 18:14:19 2021 No.15860057 >>15856437 I love when retards try to throw water on a grease fire.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 18:15:13 2021 No.15860060 >>15858596 wow, that's an old meme

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 18:20:08 2021 No.15860084 >>15859631 >the shirt of the guy right next to her >her sucking down a sausage parade with gusto Who could be behind this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 18:21:10 2021 No.15860088 >>15860057 It worked.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 18:28:37 2021 No.15860123 >>15855031 >vegetarian spaghetti with sausage I guess the dementia finally got him....

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 18:42:18 2021 No.15860218 >>15858596 i see u dawg

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 18:47:26 2021 No.15860256 >>15859580 >my momey is on brazil your mom is in Brazil? Im very sorry for her, the hottest man here are bisexual or just gay

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 18:52:05 2021 No.15860280 >>15859423 i'd pay extra for a non-hominid primate to deliver my food

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 18:54:20 2021 No.15860296 >>15860043 she might look like an easy slut but i would definitely like to insert my penis into her vagina nonetheless

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 18:55:09 2021 No.15860302 File: 2.93 MB, 640x360, Full English Breakfast.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 19:06:54 2021 No.15860374 >>15860029 that's a lot of bourbon. christ

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 19:07:14 2021 No.15860376 File: 2.88 MB, 360x360, Deep-fried Turkey.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15856991 >>15856998 >>15857001 I've missed you

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 19:07:51 2021 No.15860381 File: 2.28 MB, 320x568, Lean Beef.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 19:09:33 2021 No.15860398 File: 928 KB, 480x480, Grilled fish.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15859176

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 19:12:15 2021 No.15860415 File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, Rotation Grill.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15860398

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 19:12:52 2021 No.15860419 File: 2.91 MB, 640x360, Russian Baked Beef.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15859419

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 19:17:00 2021 No.15860446 >>15860415 Mom said it's my turn on the hotdog spinner!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 19:17:46 2021 No.15860454 File: 11 KB, 325x325, Knife.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15860398

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 19:20:01 2021 No.15860471 File: 2.93 MB, 360x638, Gyro.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15860446 What's that your mom is doing in the background?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 19:22:31 2021 No.15860488 >>15858170 what the fuck. that's like 3.5 years for fucking salt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 19:23:53 2021 No.15860500 >>15857347 I'm pretty sure this guy had just gotten out of prison.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 19:24:50 2021 No.15860507 Frankly pandas deserve to go extinct, I (a human) deserve bamboo sugar more than them

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 19:25:56 2021 No.15860513 File: 2.87 MB, 640x360, Full English Breakfast Pie.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15860419

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 19:27:03 2021 No.15860520 File: 84 KB, 387x155, Full English Evolution.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15860513 I'm not even a little ashamed to admit I'd chow down on that like there was no tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 19:27:40 2021 No.15860525 >>15859242 wyh tf

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 19:29:53 2021 No.15860541 File: 2.91 MB, 720x404, Pengest Munch.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15859596

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 19:31:12 2021 No.15860550 File: 36 KB, 600x450, 1523288886078.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15860471 I could sit and watch this for hours

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 19:31:12 2021 No.15860551 >>15857297 India a superpower

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 19:32:01 2021 No.15860555 File: 2.87 MB, 400x400, Chinese-style ‘1-2-3-4-5-6’ One-pot Chinese Ribs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 19:45:03 2021 No.15860622 >>15856646 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpK4cDk2bRs

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 19:45:59 2021 No.15860626 >>15859566 It's identical to watching someone kill themselves with drugs or alcohol. So sad how most people don't see eating and food consumption like this as an addiction.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 19:48:47 2021 No.15860635 >>15856646 has sciene came that far?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 19:51:56 2021 No.15860643 >>15859956 what a disgrace

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 19:54:29 2021 No.15860656 >>15859423 That little buddy really deserves $15 hour plus tip.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 19:57:03 2021 No.15860669 >>15860541 how am I expected to take the opinion of a child, race notwithstanding, seriously in any regard? proof this board has fucking women on it. not to mention this board doesn't have fucking sound webms shitdip

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 19:57:21 2021 No.15860670 >>15857820 >>15857982 or she instantly took it out of the toaster and cooked it. imagine flying into a rage over a joke video because you're an incel who hates women. big yikes

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 20:01:30 2021 No.15860684 File: 2.99 MB, 480x480, Slow Cooker Poor Man's Stew.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15860555

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 20:03:46 2021 No.15860690 >>15860541 who is this british youtuber?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 20:04:40 2021 No.15860693 >>15856092 >Why are you doing this to meeeeee?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 20:07:45 2021 No.15860706 File: 2.92 MB, 540x302, The Pengest Munch.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15860690 He's done this for years, gives numerical ratings. >>15860669 File name.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 20:09:34 2021 No.15860718 >>15860706 >File name. in that case my last point is still more important than anything if you're posting this

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 20:10:25 2021 No.15860722 File: 2.94 MB, 640x360, Could you Eat this in 90mins for $3,500.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15859538 >>15859566 Pathetic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 20:12:57 2021 No.15860739 >>15860722 truly the goat

Anonymous Tue Mar 30 20:14:32 2021 No.15860753

>>15860722
That's a fairly small amount of McDonalds for an average-sized person, I'd say? The main reason fast-food cooks so fast and "lasts" so short is that there isn't much density to it. I wouldn't WANT to eat a double helping of nuggets in that timeframe, but I could easily.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 20:16:03 2021 No.15860769 >>15860722 He has a shitty metabolism. this nigga will not survive a Famine

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 20:20:02 2021 No.15860787 File: 263 KB, 764x551, 1607647948269.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15856437 >all while holding a lid

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 20:20:06 2021 No.15860789 >>15859176 Whiyis he behaving like its going to pop open and hot coals are going to launch at him?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 20:56:18 2021 No.15860973 File: 2.91 MB, 640x612, Jigar.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15860718 I just mixed up the responses.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 21:10:42 2021 No.15861040 >>15860381 may as well not eat meat at that point

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 21:21:56 2021 No.15861083 >>15860555 There is no fucking way they got that bright red sauce from that mix of ingredients.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 21:22:44 2021 No.15861089 >>15856000 I want to sashimi this fucking gook

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 21:26:00 2021 No.15861107 >>15860973 She should sue her plastic surgeon for how rock-hard those tits are.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 21:44:07 2021 No.15861221 >>15861083 >>15860555 Im retarded but wouldnt the water lighten the darker soy sauce color turning it into that with the other blends?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 21:51:47 2021 No.15861275 >>15860973 Sweet mother of Allah...post more Nasim, please.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 21:52:08 2021 No.15861278 >>15860669 You're the stupidest motherfucker on this board. Get some help.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 22:02:44 2021 No.15861347 >>15860670 >someone does something stupid >can't call them out because the person happens to be a woman Wow, you really think women can't handle criticism? Grow up, chud.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 22:04:13 2021 No.15861358 File: 1.23 MB, 720x1280, 1576510626356.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 22:05:31 2021 No.15861365 File: 1.10 MB, 462x270, 1448656282872.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 22:09:07 2021 No.15861384 >>15861358 pls gib khazar gf

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 22:12:49 2021 No.15861406 >>15861347 they literally can't. women lose their shit the second a man criticizes them

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 22:14:38 2021 No.15861418 File: 2.21 MB, 270x360, the king.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15860415 Where we're going, we won't need buns

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 22:32:43 2021 No.15861532 >>15861221 There's nothing in there that's red.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 22:34:18 2021 No.15861546 >>15860669 He's in his late 20s iirc, he just looks young as

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 22:34:22 2021 No.15861547 File: 26 KB, 598x574, 677.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15860973

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 23:03:28 2021 No.15861732 >>15861365 I would destroy my genetic lineage for her

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 23:14:50 2021 No.15861800 >>15859390 this is the worst use of honey

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 23:17:29 2021 No.15861821 >>15858137 fucking kills me everytime xD

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 23:17:30 2021 No.15861820 >>15858170 asians have been ravaging the earth for thousands of years

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 23:41:49 2021 No.15861952 >>15860513 Do bongs really?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 23:44:34 2021 No.15861960 >>15859651 >the dead arm flopping

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 23:45:57 2021 No.15861966 >>15856341 eeeew, I think I saw a hair in the food

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 23:48:20 2021 No.15861976 File: 2.47 MB, 540x332, 454667.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15856646 >in my restless dreams, I see that chicken...

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 23:49:29 2021 No.15861980 >>15856000 What the fuck is wrong with chinks

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 30 23:55:51 2021 No.15862007 >>15855002 Surprised nobody ever posts this lunatic. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMeyWyT4P/

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 00:01:27 2021 No.15862035 >>15856759 Liar.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 00:01:32 2021 No.15862037 >>15856585 Obligatory >But how does he get out?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 00:01:45 2021 No.15862039 >>15860626 In nu-america it's illegal to shame people for self-destruction behavior. In fact, our culture encourages it now. Just look at that fat fuck Lizzo

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 00:13:05 2021 No.15862102 File: 2.90 MB, 540x302, Onion Rings - You Suck at Cooking.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 00:18:32 2021 No.15862123 >>15862037 Obligatory >he has to eat all the eggs

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 00:19:34 2021 No.15862126 >>15862102 verey enraging webm.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 00:24:14 2021 No.15862143 >>15856270 too much corn starch

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 00:25:45 2021 No.15862148 File: 2.98 MB, 600x336, Food Tricks - You Suck at Cooking.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15862126

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 00:28:18 2021 No.15862157 >>15857820 i mean the cow died for other cuts that other people ate

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 00:32:22 2021 No.15862176 >>15861820 >>15859381 doesnt bamboo grow really fucking fast anyway

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 00:34:04 2021 No.15862184 >>15859264 poor little guy mice and rats are cute as hell despite being dirty little fucks

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 01:04:00 2021 No.15862315 >>15860381 did she just fucking dump grease down the sink?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 01:06:21 2021 No.15862327 >>15862315 >NOOOO not the heckin' sink!! my landlord is gonna be sooooo mad when he finds out I accidentally put a pan containing 0.001 nanograms of oil into the sink!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 01:11:36 2021 No.15862356 File: 270 KB, 900x900, drain_bladder.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15862327 enjoy unclogging your sink

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 01:28:30 2021 No.15862447 File: 2.86 MB, 640x360, Salmon Teriyaki.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 01:35:40 2021 No.15862471 >>15859264 As someone who picked up night shifts at WhataBurger, the cleanliness standards are the worst I've ever seen in my food service time and the health standards are almost non existent. I haven't been able to eat there since I worked there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 01:42:56 2021 No.15862508 >>15861358 >jewish >jewish >jewish >im jewish shut the fuck up who cares

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 01:43:12 2021 No.15862510 >>15862508 I do.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 01:44:43 2021 No.15862517 >>15857329 where he has like a 13 patty big mac or some shit?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 01:52:20 2021 No.15862542 >>15855002 >>15855002 How do you make webm's? I'd like to make a few. Suppose I could google..

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 01:57:48 2021 No.15862557 File: 51 KB, 554x554, BAKA RETARD.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15862542 https://github.com/WebMBro/WebMConverter There are others, this is easiest.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 02:07:40 2021 No.15862588 >>15856092 >Expect her to freak out. Th thanks egg man

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 02:09:53 2021 No.15862600 >>15860029 >that much bourbon >those glasses for mixing WHY.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 02:11:27 2021 No.15862609 >>15857819 Dees is newt how to sous vide

Anonymous Wed Mar 31 02:30:57 2021 No.15862699

this is a bit of a long shot but i'm wondering if anyone could see if they have anything of what i'm looking for
it was a video of a guy in his car in a mcdonalds parking lot who ordered like 10 quarter pounders with extra mayo, and he was wolfing them down and getting shit all over his fat gut (although he wasn't like 600 pound life tier fat he just had a huge gut). he kept yelling about how fat hairy and gross he was, and did a disgusting burp every few seconds. he called himself "king" something i think. does anyone know what i'm talking about

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 02:35:18 2021 No.15862716 >>15857987 Is this a kid?

Anonymous Wed Mar 31 02:37:25 2021 No.15862722

>>15862699
actually i found him. i'm surprised this retard isn't already a /ck/ meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jp871BF575I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBxuXxmcdgs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ga4Wtlsmd7U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVmXHqUh3X4

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 02:45:45 2021 No.15862759 File: 2.77 MB, 540x612, Manual Sausage Filling Machine.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 02:55:39 2021 No.15862787 >>15859861 kays good coochie

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 03:12:32 2021 No.15862857 >>15860381 that's the bitch that keeps posting the " not my problem " threads about fucking her landlords plumbing

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 03:14:21 2021 No.15862860 >>15857001 >>15856998 >>15856991 these posts just make me intensely curious about the ones I can't identify, rather than jaded about the repetition so fuck you

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 03:40:03 2021 No.15862945 >>15861800 What did he make? Booze?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 03:43:08 2021 No.15862952 >>15861976 What's this from?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 03:57:15 2021 No.15862991 >>15862952 Silent Thrill 4: The Boom

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 04:49:15 2021 No.15863146 File: 2.35 MB, 280x500, Anti-Semitism.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15862508 Please stop being so antisemitic

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 04:52:25 2021 No.15863155 Does anyone have that video/Webm of the asian girl making shitty carbonara for her boyfriend? She served it in some plastic container and he claimed "it's good" despite that fucking look on his face.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 04:54:45 2021 No.15863161 >>15862991 Ty!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 04:57:07 2021 No.15863172 >>15862722 Is this king ass ripper?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 04:58:09 2021 No.15863175 >>15862557 Ty!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 05:14:37 2021 No.15863222 >>15860513 that looks pretty delicious

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 05:36:35 2021 No.15863282 >>15862716 i think its one of those diseases that makes you stop growing while youre a child

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 05:39:40 2021 No.15863288 >>15859264 disgusting place all employees are fat

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 06:03:50 2021 No.15863363 File: 2.29 MB, 360x360, myfryfu.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I had a dream I was with a woman last night then cried when I woke up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 06:19:38 2021 No.15863398 >>15859651 >and they say that A HERO CAN SAVE USHERING

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 06:21:46 2021 No.15863402 >>15860555 I want to eat this

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 06:28:29 2021 No.15863418 >>15860541 3/5

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 06:38:16 2021 No.15863443 >>15861952 No, never. We put a lot of shit in pies but never a full English, unless it's some stupid hipster pie shop I guess.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 07:06:09 2021 No.15863523 >>15856270 And to think, this is when he still could use both arms...

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 07:25:44 2021 No.15863599 File: 383 KB, 500x500, 1541373031000.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15859566 >filename >checks his neck

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 07:32:34 2021 No.15863632 >>15857820 Social media and smartphones were a mistake.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 07:46:10 2021 No.15863678 >>15859956 By Shiva you people are dogs

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 07:51:33 2021 No.15863693 >>15860029 Good value

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 08:14:56 2021 No.15863772 File: 2.89 MB, 322x300, Jeweled Vegetable Pilau With Berbere Braised Lamb.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15863678 What's wrong with it?

Anonymous Wed Mar 31 08:26:19 2021 No.15863817

>>15862542
Official ffmpeg webm guide
Options:
>-ss HH:MM:SS
Start time of the video. Very important to put this before '-i' or else the start of your video may glitch (only this option should to go before)
>-t [seconds]
Duration of the video
>-c:v libvpx
Set video codec to VP8 (the only one 4chan supports)
>-c:a libvorbis
Set audio codec to Ogg Vorbis (the only one 4chan supports)
>-crf [0-63]
Quality setting (lower is better), something between 18-31 is reasonable
>b:v [bitrate]
Video stream bitrate
>-vf scale=[width]:-1
Proportionally scale your video down to a new width
>-an
Remove the audio track

Reducing your filesize:
Start by reducing the dimensions of the video, then lower the bitrate until you hit the target size. A smaller dimension video with a higher bitrate is better than a large dimension video with a lower bitrate. Don't bother messing with the CRF that much

Put it all together:
ffmpeg -i input.mp4 -c:v libvpx -c:a libvorbis -crf 31 -b:v 1M -an output.webm

Example cutting a video from 00:00:10 to 00:00:30 and resizing it to 480p:
ffmpeg -ss 00:00:10.0 -i input.mp4 -t 20 -c:v libvpx -c:a libvorbis -crf 31 -b:v 1M -vf scale=-1:480 -an output.webm

If you don't know how to use the command line Google it lazy nigger.
>inb4 jannies delete my fucking post for racism after I spent 15 minutes writing this

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 08:28:24 2021 No.15863827 File: 2.86 MB, 350x350, Fresh Fruit Sushi.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15863817 Or just use webm for bakas lol

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 08:41:49 2021 No.15863873 >>15857001 >inb4 chronic resting crazy face feeds dog a biscuit (chopping dicks off mentally) Sorry I think I need to see this one

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 09:20:27 2021 No.15863995 >>15856646 event horizon

Anonymous Wed Mar 31 09:31:13 2021 No.15864039

>>15856437
>frying up some potato slices
>be a retard and accidentally slosh a whole bunch of the 450F+ peanut oil on my arm
>"shit"
>turn off stove
>turn on hot water and start running my arm under it
>bf comes in
>notices red, swollen arm
>"WHAT HAPPENED ARE YOU OKAY"
>runs up to me
>slips on oil and nearly splits his head on the counter
>flailing hand grabs on to the fucking pan
>oil nearly misses him, gets all over floor
>Help him up
>Nearly slips on oil again
>Just have him lie down until he stops panicking
Never understood why that activated his fight/flight emotions

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 09:34:30 2021 No.15864051 cries in Safari You were supposed to introduce web support, apple.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 09:35:57 2021 No.15864058 >>15863817 It's almost absurd that 4chan explicitly checks for VP9/Opus streams, just to reject them, when basically anything that isn't an iphone can handle it automatically.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 09:38:47 2021 No.15864065 >>15864051 They have for Mac OS, but I think it is still a beta-only feature. Though there is no reason not being added in other than Apple trying to play the format war.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 09:39:02 2021 No.15864066 File: 92 KB, 604x325, 1604633733172.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >I bet that it's a mad /pol/faggot that's trying to ruin this whole website out of spite

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 09:58:35 2021 No.15864125 >>15864051 >>15864065 https://www.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/mac/ Use a good browser, people. Using Safari's like using Internet Explorer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 10:01:51 2021 No.15864136 File: 2.85 MB, 358x640, nodding.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15863995 Everybody else was just quoting the movie or dropping hints etc. Are you Indian?

Anonymous Wed Mar 31 10:02:52 2021 No.15864141

>>15864125
I don't recommend Safari, but comparing it to IE is giving IE way too much commendation.
Also, Firefox's Mac build specifically has issues with hardware acceleration/rendering with Quartz that makes it inferior to the Windows and Linux builds, though it is improving.
The best browser for Mac OS is probably just chromium, which is chrome without the proprietary Google bits (aka "botnet," though I hate that term).

Anonymous Wed Mar 31 10:13:52 2021 No.15864181

>>15864141
IE has been replaced by Edge these days and honestly it's not that bad compared to the usual chromium based browsers throttling your cpus or firefox taking over 3gb of ram as soon as you install a few extensions. Been giving Vivaldi a try lately but I haven't been impressed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 10:23:57 2021 No.15864206 >>15864181 Agree with everything you said. My point really being that using IE today is simply does not work for a good chunk of newer sites, while at least Safari works on most sites that it needs to (not 4chan).

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 11:02:32 2021 No.15864338 File: 321 KB, 1280x720, 1612362181163.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15863817 or just use the webm mpv script and cut everything straight from mpv instead of bothering to download the video, type in all the commands etc.

Anonymous Wed Mar 31 11:16:45 2021 No.15864374

>>15860753
>That's a fairly small amount of McDonalds for an average-sized person, I'd say? The main reason fast-food cooks so fast and "lasts" so short is that there isn't much density to it. I wouldn't WANT to eat a double helping of nuggets in that timeframe, but I could easily.
Based Movieblob

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 11:39:37 2021 No.15864435 File: 12 KB, 269x296, 1612429131413.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15860471 This pissed me off. It never flips to the other side

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 12:30:30 2021 No.15864621 File: 2.97 MB, 500x888, 1609929262101.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15862007 good find

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 12:30:34 2021 No.15864622 >>15860302 Fucking abomination. Wheres the hash browns?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 12:33:24 2021 No.15864633 >>15864435 It never will, center of gravity of the spinning meat cage is not in line with the axis.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 12:35:07 2021 No.15864642 >>15860376 I never thought of using the deep fry scoop thing for this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 12:37:14 2021 No.15864648 >>15855160 based

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 12:38:27 2021 No.15864653 File: 2.94 MB, 450x800, 1614415749156.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] based jap

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 12:41:44 2021 No.15864673 >>15864136 >when a person of color has to cook white people food

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 12:41:50 2021 No.15864675 File: 177 KB, 430x396, 1461225804868.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15857794 women are the worst

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 12:43:32 2021 No.15864681 >>15864621 how to basic already beat the "doing something randomly and aggressively" dead horse into subatomic particles 6 years ago.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 12:43:39 2021 No.15864682 >>15856358 it already is you retard

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 12:44:07 2021 No.15864686 >>15864675 That's classic bachelor humor. Suddenly it's bad because a woman does it? Wow, guy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 12:44:29 2021 No.15864688 File: 886 KB, 250x188, 1531504633541.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15859423 >the tap on the hand

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 12:46:04 2021 No.15864694 >>15859651 his stoke arm looks like one of the fisting sex toy lmao

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 12:50:32 2021 No.15864717 >>15859812 wh-what are you doing step-banana?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 12:50:33 2021 No.15864718 >>15861418 the man the legend

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 12:54:05 2021 No.15864727 >>15860029 https://youtu.be/vdNk1xmDpxo I'm gonna be sick

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 12:54:18 2021 No.15864728 >>15864681 Yes but this is decidedly better and shorter

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 12:54:28 2021 No.15864729 File: 32 KB, 620x400, D3511037-AE17-4194-8C56-53A57681C690.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15864686 >bachelor humor >woman does it Yeah it’s bad now, woman aren’t funny

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 12:55:31 2021 No.15864735 >>15860973 that's a man isnt it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 12:57:55 2021 No.15864743 >>15864727 do women really...

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 13:01:59 2021 No.15864755 File: 2.91 MB, 450x800, 1616875083894.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 13:04:52 2021 No.15864770 >>15855198 God that was my first thought, some people have no self awareness.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 13:08:17 2021 No.15864783 >>15857687 popped a mega chub when she tore the nuts apart

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 13:10:42 2021 No.15864792 File: 2.92 MB, 450x800, 1591417878774.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15864755

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 13:11:47 2021 No.15864798 File: 2.91 MB, 576x1024, 1592763372662.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do women manage...?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 13:16:29 2021 No.15864811 >>15856437 these people are such fucking morons. don't let anybody ever say they are equal to us, that is a way to degrade humanity.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 13:18:37 2021 No.15864816 >>15860684 why would you take all the water from tomatoes just to add water back to it later?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 13:24:50 2021 No.15864844 >>15857819 >american chinese food the only good kind honestly

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 13:27:33 2021 No.15864861 File: 2.92 MB, 688x384, Food I guess.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 13:30:57 2021 No.15864880 >>15864792 did it really shrink that much or am I retarded

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 13:32:00 2021 No.15864887 >>15864792 How did he shrink it like that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 13:33:34 2021 No.15864897 File: 2.83 MB, 360x360, ribsnbread.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 13:43:41 2021 No.15864948 File: 2.94 MB, 450x800, 1589350915366.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HATE spicy food.

Anonymous Wed Mar 31 13:52:08 2021 No.15864985 [DELETED]

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>>15857119
I like sucking dick cause I am the best at it
Literally every cis woman I know is a pleb at sucking cock compared to me. The last man I sucked, I was getting my throat fucked for half an hour while he was in complete ecstasy
Stupid fucking cis women can't even suck dick right

Why would I be jealous of that

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 13:57:54 2021 No.15865013 >>15859631 I'm sure there are people there only for free lunch

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 14:04:45 2021 No.15865045 File: 2.92 MB, 326x580, Brownies & Downies.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15864880 >>15864887

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 14:05:35 2021 No.15865049 >>15865045 This isn't funny you asshole.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 14:08:34 2021 No.15865064 File: 513 KB, 600x675, 1616913914713.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15863817 Thanks for your effort

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 14:09:47 2021 No.15865070 >>15864621 I find it disturbing that there are audience for this kind of food wasting video

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 14:20:45 2021 No.15865111 File: 2.90 MB, 326x580, Frozen Squid Rings.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15865049 Yes it is, see everybody laughing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 14:26:02 2021 No.15865125 >>15865049 No, that's pretty funny, you humorless nigger

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 14:38:35 2021 No.15865185 File: 3.00 MB, 1280x720, saltpeppar.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 14:42:20 2021 No.15865213 >>15864792 Who is this Chinaman impersonating my Burak Özdemir? I demand a link!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 15:05:48 2021 No.15865363 >>15856964 It's from a commercial for Pornhub, so do with that info as you like.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 15:11:15 2021 No.15865398 >>15861966 nice. was it a pube from a cute girls?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 15:12:29 2021 No.15865407 >>15864735 no, she's the gal that shot up youtube headquarters

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 15:12:56 2021 No.15865410 >>15856646 What we're cooking... we don't need forks to eat!

Anonymous Wed Mar 31 15:22:49 2021 No.15865469
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>Bump limit
This is OC WebM anon here. Very productive thread with a lot of new content. Thanks for the guys here for teaching others how to make WebMs.
Were making the cooking board less stale one OC at a time

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 15:27:31 2021 No.15865488 >>15860513 do yurobongs really?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 16:07:27 2021 No.15865692 >>15860029 holy shit what's mahalo's endgame ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V17PkgOcqjQ pls make a webm of this

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 16:09:21 2021 No.15865698 >>15865692 I'll lead the next WebM thread with it kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 16:13:00 2021 No.15865718 File: 2.85 MB, 640x360, How to Properly Cut a Salmon Filet.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 16:15:48 2021 No.15865735 >>15865718 muy basado thanks anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 16:31:36 2021 No.15865828 >>15864816 because shelf life + volume + the worst possible tomatoes = price.

Anonymous Wed Mar 31 18:12:14 2021 No.15866412

>>15863827
Nah everyone should learn ffmpeg, it's a million times faster once you get the hang of it. Also webm for bakas bundles a 7 year old version of ffmpeg in the repo which is definitely a security risk and possibly missing out on features thatd make encoding faster

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 18:59:44 2021 No.15866737 >>15860500 it was a viral ad

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 19:52:20 2021 No.15867066 >>15865718 >Actively dulling the knife with each cut on that board

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 20:24:35 2021 No.15867199 Penis

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 20:30:22 2021 No.15867227 >>15855012 >>15855031 >>15856328 >>15854995 I was following him since 2009 and back then I though he was too old.. man how I was wrong. he gives a sad/depressed vibe but quite a fun person in reality

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