Taco Bell

[Anonymous No.15848449]

This is a little embarrassing but I've never had Taco Bell and I'm wondering what it tastes like? Are there mild items on the menu? Any suggestions what I should order? The only TexMex food I've had before are quesadillas and fajitas, both of which I like.

[Anonymous No.15848463]

>>15848449
only thing they really have going for them is the mountain dew slushies and how ridiculously cheap it is. get it when you're drunk.

[Anonymous No.15848468]

Cheesy gordita crunch is the best item on the menu

[Anonymous No.15848473]

i absolutely hate taco bell but their crunchwraps are kind of drunk/stoner 101 and i do enjoy making weissman style "CRUNCHWRAP BUT BETTER" when im at work with actual good ingredients

[Anonymous No.15848475]

>>15848473
Nice larp.

[Anonymous No.15848482]

>>15848449
All the stuff tastes the same, and none of it is spicy unless marked. The doritos locos taco is a solid choice, and the cheesy gordita crunch is good too. They used to have a potatorito but I think it's gone. The Mountain Dew Baja Blast is essential. I hear a lot of praise for the chalupa supreme, but I can't get into it. They always have a $5 box deal, which is always a good choice. Let us know how it goes if you do end up getting Taco Bell, OP.

[Anonymous No.15848485]

>>15848475

larping that i like to make my own crunchwraps? are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.15848490]

>>15848449
just go buy some taco bell.
It costs basically nothing so it's not like you're making a big sacrifice by trying it out.

[Anonymous No.15848491]

>>15848449
You just posted this thread because you had a pic of a bashful frog, you don't care about Taco Bell.

[Anonymous No.15848497]

>>15848485
That you
A) have a job
2) make things like Weiss man

[Anonymous No.15848503]

>>15848473
A crunchwrap is only good in the context of ordering it from a fast food place. It is a nice portable meal that you can eat anywhere. If you are cooking food at home just make a regular taco with the same ingredients.

[Anonymous No.15848505]

>>15848497

i work at a michilen fine dining mexican restaurant. i like to make crunchwraps for family meal after a busy saturday night.

[Anonymous No.15848519]

>>15848505
>michilen

at least make your bait less obvious

[Anonymous No.15848534]

>>15848519

Reverse image search it faggot

[Anonymous No.15848561]

A) MAKE BREAD
2 PUT MEAT ON BREAD

[Anonymous No.15848581]

>>15848534
How do we know where that's from?
Any faggot can get an "i love cock" tattoo

[Anonymous No.15848629]

>>15848581

doesnt matter where it from if you know anything about culinary youd be able to recognize my crudo i can charge assholes $40 for. youre just so caught up in being a neet that you think the cooking board on 4chan is exclusively visited by fast food and youtube posters and not people who actually know what the fuck theyre doing. imagine being so unskilled and caught up in the board that you cant imagine a world where actual professionals like to shitpost on image boards. go outside and get a job.

[Anonymous No.15848634]

Ive had it years ago. It's just mexican food with retarded names.

[Anonymous No.15848653]

>>15848629
its ok, i believe you, line cooks seem like primo 4chan poster material

[Anonymous No.15848671]

>>15848629
Gottem

[Anonymous No.15848698]

>>15848449
>quesadillas and fajitas
basically like that, just not as good due to fast food concessions.

[Anonymous No.15849076]

>>15848534
i've already seen this image twice so you're going to need to find a new image to whore to convince people that you work at a "michilen" fine dining Mexican restaurant

[Anonymous No.15849204]

>>15849076

>slow board
>Michelin chef lurks
>"not impressed ive seen ur dishes before"

get out of my kitchen you fucking cooklet

[Anonymous No.15849266]

>>15849204
It would help her cause if she spelled "Michelin" correctly.

[Anonymous No.15849282]

>>15848534
People pay more than 10$ for this?

[Anonymous No.15849980]

>>15848449
Anyone knows how is this pepe called?

[Anonymous No.15850014]

I really like their chicken quesadilla for what ever reason, but it's too expensive for what it is. If I'm splurging I'll get that.
Beyond that I order off the dollar menu most of the time, so that means beef burrito, or cheesy bean and rice burrito.be sure to add onions and red sauce and get it grilled.

[Anonymous No.15850024]

>>15848449
>Mild items on the menu

Theyre a popular chain eaten in a predominantly white culture that does not have that much spicy food generally.
Of course its mild. Just dont gwt the stuff labelled fire or whatever.

Othet than that, just dont get anything with lettuce and your fine.


Also whh are you not eating texmex you fool? Beans, tomatos, onion,and garlic are all bogh really good for you andtaste good.

If you're not used to eating beans... Work your way up eating more and more slowly you little fgt. You can get fucking RIPPED on chili and mexican food if you dont do the nachos and shit.

Other than that, the quasedillas are pretty safe. Just look for shit that isnt labelled spicy or has beans. Since its Taco Bell, you dont even have to wprry about them being based enough to use cilantro, which had a chance of either tasting real good, or like soap if you have inferior tastebuds.

...Are you european or something? If not (from how youre talking), then how the fuck...

[Anonymous No.15850053]

>>15848449
Crunchwraps are fun to eat and the nesr thing on the menu IMO. Everything there is more or less the same (and the crunchwrap isnt too different either, frankly) except the tacos, which are just boring unpess you get a double decker or something special.

Uh... Just make sure you get some pepto and eat a cup of FRESH (for live cultures, which all FRESH yogurt has) yogurt before hand if youre not used to beans and all that.

[Anonymous No.15850058]

>>15850053
>nesr
best*

[Anonymous No.15850083]

>>15848449
Cheesy bean is not bad.

You cna pretty much blindfold yourself and pick something it will be at least fine.

Theyre food to me tastes and overall feels sort of like what I imagine aliens would humans if they kept them as pets; inoffensive, bad for you, and sorta just feels like this hot slop of food, yet its still good.

My enjoyment of Taco Bell is hampered by the sense that someday, the rich 1% will be feeding Taco Bell to their human livestock.

[Anonymous No.15850618]

>>15848463
this the truth right here

[Anonymous No.15850623]

>>15848449
It all tastes the exact same

[Anonymous No.15850643]

It's Mexican food by white people for white people and tastes exactly like that. It's p good ngl

[Anonymous No.15850712]

When I'm extremely hungry and have nowhere else to go, I get the $1 items. Not good but not bad but they are filling. If I'm feeling lucky, I'd get the $5 chalupa supreme. Make sure you have it with diablo sauce. That shit is fire.

[Anonymous No.15851061]

>>15848449
>mild items
literally everything there could have been cooked by a white person, bland as shit. only way it gets spicy is if you dump 10 packets of diablo sauce on it

[Anonymous No.15851098]

>>15848449
Taco bell has awful food. It barely can satisfy even with the hot sauce. Then again the mountain dew is great.

[Anonymous No.15851165]

>>15848473
Fuck off weissman, go shave and get a haircut. Your numale facial hair sucks too

>>15848449
Taco bell isn't really spicy. It's mostly cumin and mild chili powder. Almost like indian food but way less spiced.

[Anonymous No.15851449]

>>15849204
actually they're a michilen chef

[Anonymous No.15851505]

>>15848449
Hit or miss, try it or don't.
If you do, get a five layer or a chalupa. If you're looking cheaper, a few beefy burritos.

[Anonymous No.15851965]

None of their food even registers as spicy to me. Diablo sauce, the hottest sauce, is way less spicy than non-meme hot sauces like tabasco or Frank's. It's extremely mild. The other ones I'm pretty sure don't even contain capsaicin at all.

[Anonymous No.15851988]

this is my standard order from taco bell

[Anonymous No.15852054]

>>15848534
No offense but you could have picked a more impressive example.

[Anonymous No.15852059]

It's a weird combination of bad and addictive, because of all the crap they put in the food to explode your dopamine receptors. Anything you order with nacho cheese in it is going to taste like literal, actual, for real vomit, but it's not going to be as hard to eat as you'd think, despite that.

[Anonymous No.15853087]

>>15848449
the best thing at tacobell is actually their breakfast
Bacon Breakfest Crunchwrap Combo
Large Diet Bepsi
Comes with these 2 little fried donut things with filling in them that are unbelievable good
Im telling you this meal is the pinnacle of fast food.

[Anonymous No.15853118]

>>15851988
DQ5 and this order, excuse me. I need to make a call.

[Anonymous No.15853281]

>>15848449
It's like mcdonalds in a taco shell, you're gonna like it no matter what, it's engineered for mass appeal.

[Anonymous No.15853619]

>>15850053
Do white people really do this?

[Anonymous No.15854971]

>>15848449
Fuck taco bell, del taco is at least 5 times better

[Anonymous No.15855668]

Reading this thread while locked in the taco bell drive thru. Been here 45 minutes. I'm trapped bros

[Anonymous No.15855682]

The nacho box is garbage food but I still get it from time to time.

[Arno No.15856538]

Ahhh, friend. *Tsk Tsk Tsk* Now this IS quite a dilemma. You are telling me you have NEVER ventured to try your local Taco Bell establishment? *shakes head* It can't be helped I suppose. I will just have to tell you what their fine food tastes like. Would that suffice? *offers you my hand*

[Anonymous No.15856596]

>>15851988
Knew you'd show up in here faggot. Where's the raw burger for good measure?

[Anonymous No.15856599]

>>15848491
kek
this, but it's ok anon

[Anonymous No.15856708]

The only embarrassing thing is that you're embarrassed. Faggy fast food can fuck right off, haven't touched that shit in over a decade. Should fuck off this board too.

[Anonymous No.15856955]

>>15856708
don't be a bitter shit

[Anonymous No.15857932]

>>15848449
>I've never had Taco Bell and I'm wondering what it tastes like?
go buy some moron, people cannot tell you what something tastes like.

[Anonymous No.15858009]

>>15848534
Lol. That's 1st year culinary school tier. Do you even know what "Michelin fine dining" means?

[Anonymous No.15858775]

>>15856596
>triple layer nachos
That's an old image.