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>perfect thickness
>pillowy soft
>appealing appearance
>class leading flavor
Why haven't you made the switch to Wonder Bread yet, /ck/?

>> No.15848194

>>15848189
I prefer real bread.

>> No.15848197

>>15848189
isn't this just like sugar bread?

>> No.15848206
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15848206

Make way, chad coming through

>> No.15848210

>>15848197
It's cake essentially

>> No.15848228

>>15848189
If there are any ingredients in your sandwich that hold any kind of moisture, you can kiss the bread's texture goodbye. GOAT for quick n dirty bologna and cheese sandwiches and grilled cheeses, though

>> No.15848239

>>15848194
Why?

>> No.15848261

>>15848239
I care about what I put inside my body (and asshole)

>> No.15848262

>>15848228
>he doesn’t cover both slices with peanut butter to seal in the jelly

>> No.15848270

>>15848261
>faggot is a healthfag
why am I not surprised?

>> No.15848295

>>15848270
I'm not a faggot at all, seething tranny

>> No.15848311

Posting in a murrlogic thread.

>> No.15848326

>>15848262
Actually yes I do, I just plum forgot about it. Spot on!

>> No.15848336

>>15848189
Do Amerilards really?

>> No.15848349

>>15848189
>white trash
>Wonder why

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>>15848336
yes

>> No.15848361

>>15848189
Sup Murrlogic

>> No.15848363
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15848363

for me its bible bread

>> No.15848370

>>15848353
lol it says retard

>> No.15848371

>>15848336
Yes we do! Go cry into your goulash, maybe you'll find a chicken heart this time

>> No.15848393

>>15848189
>class leading flavor
you mean of the highly processed to death remnants of food stock turned into 'bread' category?

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>>15848189

>> No.15848406

>>15848393
It was a special needs class.

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>> No.15848421

>>15848363
This would be epic if the gmo/hybrid grains we have today were NOTHING like what they had back in the days.

>> No.15848428

I brought white bread for the first time a few weeks ago, along with my usual wheat bread for comparison. White bread is so superior that it made my wheat bread taste like some nasty stale shit. I'm never going back to wheat bread ever again.

>>15848363
This bread tastes so bad.

>> No.15848738

>>15848353
The only thing bad on that list is corn syrup. I'm a food scientist so I know what I'm talking about.

>> No.15848933

>>15848353
Why the fuck is the HFCS in bread?

>> No.15849082

>>15848933
Because Americans grow a lot of corn so they will damn well use it as often as possible.

>> No.15849141

>>15848933
There are some legit reasons like it being a pseudo-preservative and helping the breads freshness last longer, but it also obvious makes the bread sweeter and Americans are addicted to sugar. Add in government subsidies to keep the stuff cheap like >>15849082 said, and companies use it in plenty of foods you wouldn't expect to have a fuckload of sugar

>> No.15849153

I like bread if I make it myself or if it's from a bakery but the kind of bread that comes out of a plastic bag literally makes me feel like puking just from the smell. everyone thinks I'm overreacting or being a big baby. why is it so disgusting?

>> No.15849176

>>15848189
Cheap white bread falls apart too easily, especially when toasted

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15849194

Because this is better

>> No.15849293

>>15848189
Amerifats have such childlike taste that they had consume whitebread in copious amounts.

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>>15848353
>Look at all those ingredients, it can't be healthy with all that crap in it
Disregarding that Wonder bread is complete shit, I hate retards who post nutrition facts of food to attempt to look smart. Any food you eat is gonna have nutritional facts that look like that if you autistically list every single chemical ingredient in them.

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>>15849430

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>>15849434

>> No.15849441

>>15848400
The Chads Choice™

>> No.15849445

>>15848400
I can confirm that this is the patrician's bread

>> No.15849463

>>15849430
>>15849434
>>15849440
Retard alert.

>> No.15849474

>>15849430
Turbo cope post by an Amerilard. Bread should just be wheat, water, yeast and salt.

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>>15848311
Checked, but I hate that I associate that when I see Wonderbread now lol

>> No.15851017

>>15848210
it ain't sweet doe

>> No.15851020

>>15848400
isnt this stuff basically wonderbread with some molasses coloring and random oats and nuts

>> No.15852120

>>15848400
Fuck yeah, Oatnut is the shit.
>>15849194
I don't want my bread baked by some murderer.

>> No.15852132

>>15849194
dave's says white bread on the wrapper but it is not what most people think of when they say "white bread", its more like an in between from white bread to whole grain bread

>> No.15852136

>>15852120
>I don't want my bread baked by some murderer.
Why would that matter? What's he going to do, show up at your place and stab you to death with a deep frozen baguette?

>> No.15852396

>>15852136
Dont give your money to criminal scumbags.

>> No.15852431

>wonderbread thread
How has nobody posted the weird fetish pics yet?

>> No.15852564

>>15848239
Because wonder bread is literally like eating nothing. Why waste the calories on something so bland and flavorless?

If I'm gonna eat some unhealthy bread I will eat a nice buttery croissant or brioche fresh from the oven.

>> No.15852582

>>15852431
I know that was the first thing that came to my mind. But once you've seen one you've seen them all imo

>> No.15852591
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15852591

for me its

>> No.15853306

>>15848400
The good shit.

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15853453

>>15848189
>HFCS: The Bread

>> No.15853488

>>15848189
all non whole grain bread tastes legit disgusting

>> No.15853636

How much did shit suck ass back when the term "the best thing since sliced bread" was a thing?

>> No.15853908

>>15848353
Can you legally call this bread?

>> No.15853996

>>15848933
Have you been to the US? They put that shit im LITERALLY everything.

>> No.15854019

>>15848189
I like making my own bread.

>> No.15854067

>>15849430
>>15849434
>>15849440
That's not a good comparison at all. Those are naturally in the fruit. Bread only needs a few ingredients to be made but store bought bread has a bunch more. A better comparison would be a real strawberry compared to that bastardized candy strawberry made in that webm that gets posted occasionally.

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15854115

do I bite the bullet bros?

>> No.15854152

Because store bought sliced loaves are fucking depressing compared to fresh baked bread and it's so easy to make only the laziest dead end lards wouldn't bake their own.

>> No.15854164

>>15848189
Never going back to that stale shit.
I used to have to bring packed sangewedges from home to school made with dry shitty Wonder Bread and packed in an old cement bag.
Also, my mom was crazy!

>> No.15854194

>>15854115
Quit buying shit you don't need

>> No.15854920
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>>15848189
>>15848416
>>15849194
>>15852591
Get the fuck out of here with your bleached bullshit flavorless crap

>> No.15854955

>>15854920
i can eat raw oats without buying bread and a lot cheaper. go fuck off

>> No.15854974

>>15854955
Oats aren't bread retard

>> No.15855121

>>15854974
and you arent a man

>> No.15855221
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15855221

This is my favorite bread.

>> No.15855239

>>15848189
Started buying some pricier bread instead of the $1 a loaf shit i was having, so much better

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>>15855121
At least I'm not a faggot

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15855833

>>15848189
a better product exists.

>> No.15855972

>>15848189
I can't eat bread because gluten gives me diarrhea constipation and I will send the money to pay for the first time in my opinion we can get a new message by mistake please

>> No.15855988

>>15855833
based canadian white bro

>> No.15855998

>>15855972
Did you time travel halfway through that reply

>> No.15856005

>>15849194
Dave's "White is right" Bread

>> No.15856039

>>15849194
My friend likes this bread.
He also likes the taste of cock in his mouth.

>> No.15856052

>>15854067
Did you know that nature is full of poisonous things and does not exist specifically to benefit us?
Imagine the things that aren't even nutrients in the plants you eat.
You'd better live on sugarwater, you at least know it only has two ingredients.

>> No.15856069

>>15848363
Terrible crumbly texture
>>15848400
Oat nut from brands that do it well is great. That, and seedless seven grain.
>>15851020
Nope
>>15849194
>>15854920
Specifically looking to hire convicts is somehow even worse than all other forms of diversity hire
Also this is worse and less pliable than bible bread
>>15852120
>>15852396
based
>>15855833
same diabeetus different package

>> No.15856677

>why is corn in every american food product?
subsidies
White bread is a staple of american diet that caused or at least added to malnutrition in the states so the USDA developed a white bread product that has nutrition added back to it. However they never fixed the issue of it being mostly added calories lol

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15856948

>>15848189
Fuck off Murrlogic. We know it’s you

>> No.15857033

Americans should be shot after what they did to bread

>> No.15857040

>>15848189
White bread is for children

>> No.15857044

>>15855972
Its all in your head.