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15848115 No.15848115 [Reply] [Original]

I figured it all out. When you want that kick-ass Pizza Hut pizza experience, and you want it really cheap. Here we go.
>Go to pizzahut.com
>Skip 10 buck large wagie 3-top because that's not how you get a good pizza
>Spend extra 2 bucks for a Pepperoni Lovers
>hand tossed
>Hut Classic crust dust
>Extra sauce (who knows if they do it, but free)
>EXTRA pepperoni (free on pep. lovers)
>Boil a jar of prego down for the 30 min. it takes to get pizza untill it becomes a fantastic italian flavored sauce/paste
>have beer on ice
>have pepper flakes and parmesan ready to go
>Enjoy best. pizza. ever.

>> No.15848126

>>15848115
>pepperoni without pineapple
huge cringe desu

>> No.15848139

>>15848115
>Kick ass
>Pizza hut

No. Pizza hut is for faggots and drug addicts. No exceptions. Eating their more than once guarantees that you will smoke meth and suck cock at some point in the future.

>> No.15848176

>>15848139
Try the pepperoni lovers. It changes everything.

>> No.15848218

>>15848139
Where would you suggest I get a better pizza from?

>> No.15848244

>>15848139
im not sure how you reached this conclusion but i always loved pizza hut and am unable to dispute the evidence.

>> No.15848248

>>15848115
What do you do with the boiled down prego?

>> No.15848286

>>15848115
You're stupid. You've smoked too much weed and your brain cells are gone.

>> No.15848294

>>15848248
spoon it onto a newborn or dog

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15848299

>>15848248
You know how you dip breadsticks in marinara? Try putting extra pizza sauce on your slice.

>> No.15848306

Aah the pepeloni, pepeloni. You know the pepeloni? The no one? I always- I always order the domino, domino pepeloni; and without pepeloni. I always order the pepeloni and without pepeloni. Pepeloni! I like pepeloni. I always- I always order the cheese-cheese pan. How can I explain? I can explain by my drawing. I always, order like the cheese pan that it has cheese on here, this part, the ear. Ear of pizza. And then I order, when I order pepeloni the ear, it always have the pepeloni on the top. But I pick up this, Away! Because I dont eat it!

>> No.15848313

>>15848286
Sometimes I just enjoy a nice greasy pizza. If that makes me a stupid, then I guess I'll have to be stupid.

>> No.15849664

>>15848115
pizza hut went to shit when it decided to compete on price. the reggie era was excellent

>> No.15849683

>>15848299
I'm going to need you to take it easy with the pizza sauce sir good lord

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15849690

>>15848299
This man is a patrician that's transcended our mortal coil.

>> No.15849844

>>15848115
Thin crust yikes

>> No.15849898

>>15848313
If you want greasy order little ceasar's, shit's nasty with orange goo

>> No.15850241

>>15848299
I always get extra sauce on my pizza

>> No.15850345

>>15848115
pizza hut is gay i like little caesars better. if your heart doesnt hurt after eating it it isnt pizza