/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15847134]

>drink filtered bottled water
>retain fat around the tittie and the hip regions of my body
>brainfog
>almost as if the estrogen from the water is trying to turn me into a tranny
>switch to tap water
>fat distribution fixed
>feel more clear headed and generally more motivated
why arent you exclusively drinking from the tap?

[Anonymous No.15847171]

>>15847134
I don't want to cover the walls of my testines with limestone

[Anonymous No.15847172]

>>15847134
Because recycled tap water contains prescription drugs from piss, specifically artificial estrogen from contraceptive pills.

[Anonymous No.15847183]

You clearly need to see a physician.
If bottled water did any of that to you, you have a serious defect.

[Anonymous No.15847190]

>>15847172
this take the water-filter pill

[Anonymous No.15847196]

>>15847134
I haven't drank pure water since 2010
I only drink beer and liquor

[Anonymous No.15847203]

>>15847134
>He doesn't live inna woods with charcoal filtered well water free of flouride poison.
Ngmi

[Anonymous No.15847209]

>>15847203

you should start making whiskey

[Anonymous No.15847216]

>>15847190
Water filters generally don't filter out pharmaceuticals.

[Anonymous No.15847219]

>>15847209
Too lazy. And I'm not a fan of fixing what isn't broken.

[Anonymous No.15847234]

>If you were to dig deep into the ground around our region, you’d find lots of soft rocky like chalky limestone. When your drinking water seeps through this rock, it collects traces of natural minerals like magnesium, calcium and potassium. This is what makes it hard and gives it a distinctive great taste.
>distinctive great taste

[Anonymous No.15847246]

>drink tap water
>become a cute girl
Thanks for the estrogenated pee water!

[Anonymous No.15847355]

>>15847246
cute

[Anonymous No.15847383]

Genuinely curious, why do /pol/ faggots insist on talking about trannies 24/7?

[Anonymous No.15847439]

>>15847190
showering>drinking when it comes to contaminants getting into the human body, so you need a shower filter too

[Anonymous No.15847452]

>>15847196
as I read this, Wild West Hero from Out of the Blue by Electric Light Orchestra came on the playlist, and indeed this is some cowboy-ass shit. I've known some people who retired into little woodland communities, riding their 'mules' down gravel roads, checking their sugar-maple taps, never seen without beer in hand. That's your hydration through the day. Brands of choice these days for those types are Natural Light, Coors Light for the kind that are putting on. Personally the Miller Lite I think is the best for that function, but what they drink still beats my uncle's Busch. Down there though if you're Having-A-Beer having a beer, it's Budweiser, decades ago it was Falstaff, but they "forgot where their bread was buttered, changed the recipe", the customer never forgave them and they went under, so it's Budweiser, never "Bud Light". Although the community has plenty to say about Anheuser themselves. And the local delicacy is Stag. Love Stag. Classic American lager, recommend you give it a try if you ever come across it. cheers.

[Anonymous No.15847457]

>>15847383
don't dare call them out on any of their reddit tier cancer, you'll get a flood of responses from election tourists such "rent free xdd" "pol bogyman xd"

[Anonymous No.15847462]

>>15847439
good thing i dont shower

[Anonymous No.15847473]

>>15847452
You should be a writer, anon

[Anonymous No.15847658]

>>15847473
thanks for reading my blog. it's fun to share memories with anonymous strangers.

[Anonymous No.15847666]

>>15847452
Take your fucking meds.

[Anonymous No.15847694]

>>15847666
Satan I check thee. With those digits?

[Anonymous No.15847703]

>>15847694
I'm SELF-medicating obviously.

[Anonymous No.15847734]

>>15847134
>muh trannys
Gb2/pol/ desu