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15843357 No.15843357 [Reply] [Original]

this sucks

>> No.15843362

>>15843357
*your mom not pictured

>> No.15843369

>>15843357
you fucking suck, you worthless fucking piece of shit

Keurig has made home made coffee affordable and easy with great variation to their k cups instead of boomer swill like folgers in a shitty coffee pot

literally go fuck yourself and die you friendless shitstain

>> No.15844236
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>>15843357
>you fucking suck, you worthless fucking piece of shit
>Keurig has made home made coffee affordable and easy with great variation to their k cups instead of boomer swill like folgers in a shitty coffee pot
>literally go fuck yourself and die you friendless shitstain

>> No.15844633

>>15843369
Look. I know im responding to a mongoloid, i know. But i have to tell you. You dont know anything about coffee. Read all the faggot books you want. Go to coffee fest and turn your nose up to the italians and masturbate over synesso. Go pay thousands of dollars to be a q gradee and look at coffee under a uv light. Go for it. I dont even care. Just remember kid, i was stripping trucks of supremos while you were in fucking poopy pants diapers. I remeber when Choc full of Nuts delivered coffee in a fucking rolls royce. Your playing yourself, kid.

I have over 100 specialy offerings from 97 different countries of origin in contianer quanities AT ALL TIMES. Wow you say mr. Coffee broker bean KANG you just doxed yourself on the internet, but i dont care. Fuck you. Ive been doing this so long i was playing golf with the nca guys before it blew up ive been a member and disbarred by the scaa more times then your punk ass has even been on there mailing list. Ive FUCKED my way through more coffee roasters secrateries than you even have in your rolodex. I have a warehouse filled with over $1,000,000 of espresso equipment laying DEFUNCT.

People like you, kid, people like your are marks, customers, losers. Go ahead, drink your shitty overextracted coffee; freeze your green coffee; hook up pid machines to your little home.use espresso machines, buy a 1 bag Lorring. But to me kid, youll always be a loser and a faggot

>> No.15844641

>>15843357
>>15843369
Keurig's hot beverage brewing system has been designed and optimized for producing consistent, high-quality coffee. In addition, we have expanded our hot system beverage selection to include other beverages such as hot apple cider, hot cocoa, brew-over-ice teas, coffees and fruit brews. We believe these beverages can help to increase brewer usage occasions and enhance consumer satisfaction. New beverage development work has also generated proprietary know how and/or patent applications. The Company holds U.S. and international patents covering a range of its portion pack and brewing technology innovations, with additional patent applications in process. We believe our constant innovation and focus on quality, all directed to delivering a consistently superior beverage, are what differentiates us among competitors in the beverage and beverage system industry.

>> No.15844657
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15844657

>>15844633
>autistic screeching
>reddit spacing

>> No.15846331

>>15843357
I always feel like the water reservoir is a cesspool. No mater how many times I clean the damn thing out and run vinegar through it, it still seems gross.

>> No.15846614

>>15843357
Funny anecdote. I was offered one free when I was working at Bestbuy and I refused it saying I won't use it and all the normies looked at me like I was crazy or something and they were surprisingly quite upset and moved by my refusal. The prospect of leaving something I won't use for others was entirely alien to their mind and that's why I think normies should be culled or exterminated through eugenics.

>> No.15846911

>>15843369
My boomer dad is obsessed with his piece of shit keurig

>> No.15846926

keurig coffee always tastes watery and stale. fuck that shit

>> No.15846927

>>15846331
I only use filtered water in my Keurig and the reservoir looks fine.

>> No.15846936

>>15846614
I have a feeling that there is a big aspect to this story that your autistic brain is leaving out.

>> No.15846967

>>15846614
You blasphemed consumerism inside of a church.

>> No.15847538

I'm not even a snob but Keurig is so fucking bad. Even maxwell's house made in a Walmart drip machine tastes better than that shit. My boomer parents are obsessed with their keurig, whenever I visit them I have a cup and it's just so bad it's incredible. It's somehow simultaneously burnt, over-extracted and watery all at the same time. I've literally had instant coffee that tasted better.

>> No.15847551

>>15843369
Keurig is peak boomer coffee. wtf are you on about?

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>>15843369
Keurig is pure, unadulterated boomer bait.

>> No.15849513
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15849513

I got this thing. More or less works the way that I intend using it. Pods going to work then using the pot on weekends or after work.

Yeah, I'm that kind of insufferable faggot.

>> No.15849526

>>15843357
Why do people hate Keurig so much but Nespresso is generally accepted? Is the quality better?

>> No.15849615

>>15849526
Because nobody actual knows anyone who owns a nespresso. If not for the constant commercials I'd assume it to be a joke play on the juicero.

>> No.15849645

>>15849526
I know one person who owns a Nespresso, I see Keurigs on every office.

Couldn't tell you what a Nespresso tastes like, but I've had a bunch of Keurig pods and even got one of the refillable ones and haven't been able to taste a difference between any of them.

>> No.15849728

ITT: zoomlets so mad that mom and dad (lol single mom who are we kidding) get a good cuppa.
Stay mad, Brayden, tell meemaw more about how ‘science’ says you’ll be a real woman soon

>> No.15849749

>>15849526
I've only seen a nespresso once, and what it served me was absolutely horrible 1.5oz thin waterey cup of flavorless brown water.
I'm bewildered honestly, because I too see a lot of positive comments for Nespresso, even here on /ck/ in coffee general, people have often claimed Nespresso is an enjoyable and easy "near espresso".
Maybe the machine I was served with was broken.

>> No.15849750

>>15849526
>>15849615
>>15849645
My boomer parents have a nespresso machine. I can confirm that it makes shitty coffee just as shittily as the keurig machines.

>> No.15849779

>>15849513
You think you're insufferable?
I go bean-to-cup in my workplace breakroom with an encore, aeropress, and electric kettle.

>> No.15849798

>>15849750
How am I not surprised? I dunno, it's not like it matters, plenty of people have them and are happy with them. I've just seen that they're an expensive way to automate coffee, but they don't do it well so... Meh.

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>>15844236
Who are you quoting? Keurig is on par with folgers. Both are shit.

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>>15843357
>Parents got pic related when I was born to make coffee for quests
>worked for 20 years before heater broke
they dont make them like they used to

>> No.15851045

>>15843357
My coffee machine was taken by the Canadian government to give to people of colour.

I objected initially but after going to an intensive tolerance workshop I changed my mind.

>> No.15852439

>>15849929
with an image like that your opinion is utterly worthless

>> No.15852490

>>15847538
This. I'm not picky about coffee at all, I'll drink reheated two day old store brand coffee, but keurig is just so nasty and overpriced I just can't drink it. My roommate had one and I tried lots of different flavors, but it's like you said, instant coffee crystals from a dollar store tastes better than keurig. Blows my mind that it's so popular.

>> No.15852553
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15852553

>>15844657
>newnigger doesn't recognize a copypasta
>le reddit boogeyman
>posts some retarded shit about how anime doesn't belong to top it off
stop acting like you belong

>> No.15852562

>>15851027
>coffee for quests
What is meant by this?

>> No.15852571
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15852571

>>15843357
This doesn't sucks.

>> No.15852581

>>15852562
You offer coffee and small snacks to quests when they visit? I'm not native english speaker.

>> No.15852675

>>15852581
Quests means a search or journey
Guests means people who visit your home
kudos to you for learning another language and good luck with it

>> No.15852684
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15852684

>>15843357
Yes, it does.

>> No.15852764

>>15852675
>reddit-tier humour
Embarrassing. Go back, little bitch.

>> No.15852911

>>15843357
Yeah

>> No.15852923
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15852923

>>15843357
Yes

>> No.15852926

Goys, this isn't even peak keurig. They have a cocktail keurig now where you buy overpriced crappy cocktail concentrate pods and it puts water in them and pisses it into a cup for you. It's $400 and the pods are $4 each for a 4oz mixed drink made of concentrated crappy liquor and concentrated crappy juice. And once the product inevitably flops, the pods will no longer be available. People buy this because they believe it's easier than mixing a drink.

>> No.15852944

>>15852923
Welp, guess I'm a newfag. I even tried rotating the picture to right before posting and still this. Fml.

>> No.15852953

>>15844633
Checked and pasta pilled

>> No.15853213

>>15852562
>he doesn't know about questing coffee

>> No.15853302

>>15843357
If I want flavor I'll french roast. If I'm working and want a pick me up keurig is fine

>> No.15854688

>>15843357
>gf got ~$100 keurig for christmas from family
>it lasted 2 weeks before it broke
>$10 drip coffee pot we bought when we first moved out 6 years ago still chugging along
this is why I always buy the cheapest shit. If it breaks, oh well it was cheap. If it doesnt, then it was money very well spent.

>> No.15854694

>>15852684
redpill me on french press
>t. I drink 3 12-oz glasses of coffee a day
>I drink coffee out of a fucking 12 oz beer glass

>> No.15854708

>>15847538
You sound like such an insufferable faggot. I feel so bad for your parents.

>> No.15854750

I just drink instant coffee, every old person I know drinks these K-cup things

>> No.15854838

>>15844633
thanks for the pasta

>> No.15854851

>>15852923
i have this machine in my office. its pretty good for your basic espresso and steamed milk but: hopper keeps getting clogged and steam wand lacks power imho

>> No.15854862

>>15843369
>affordable
>$.30-.50 per cup of coffee you make yourself using k cups depending on brand you buy

my coffee of preference is cafe bustelo which runs $4.33 for a 10oz can at walmart. assuming i use ~1/4 of an oz for a 5 cup pot, that means i can get 40 pots of coffee, 40x5 is 200. 200 cups of coffee from a $4.33 can of coffee is aproximately $.02 per cup, a hair more, but about.

would you rather pay $.30 for a cup of coffee, or $.02. the choice is yours

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15854907

>>15852764
how is this humorous in any way, he clarifies the mistake, and congratulates the other fellow for learning a new language, i see no attempt at humor here, except for you, the clown, who is attempting to make a retort, when the thing that you were trying to retort never existed in the first place