Have you seen chef by Jon Favreau?

[Anonymous No.15842991]

[Anonymous No.15842994]

>>15842991
No.

[Anonymous No.15843006]

>>15842991
No he's an insufferable cunt.

[Anonymous No.15843032]

>>15842991
Yeah. Decent movie.

[Anonymous No.15843072]

>>15842994
>>15843006
Cringe

[Anonymous No.15843100]

I wonder how physical DVD sales are going for that shit movie full of shit actors... American Pie-tier.

[Anonymous No.15843106]

>>15843100
I just bought it on DVD. One of my favorite movies.

[Anonymous No.15843110]

>>15842991
Someone post the fucking grilled cheese webm.

[Anonymous No.15843117]

>>15842991
sappy hollywood ending

[Anonymous No.15843133]

>>15843106
Sure thing, Leguizamo. Whatever helps you sleep at night.

[Anonymous No.15843170]

>>15842991
After the scene in which he tells his little bitch of a son to do it right, or go home, and the little fella manned up and made the sandwiches right, I started crying and told my girlfriend that I want kids and proposed to her. We're getting married in June.

[Anonymous No.15843180]

>>15843170
i hope she fucks a stronger black man and puts you in your place, you little faggot

[Anonymous No.15843187]

>>15843072
Correct, your choice of movies is.

[Anonymous No.15843188]

>>15843180
unfathomably based

[Anonymous No.15843189]

>>15842991
I kept thinking he was Louis ck and was waiting for the movie to get funny and when it didn’t get funny I got so angry I started shaking

[Anonymous No.15843190]

>>15842994
>>15843006
>>15843100
>>15843110
Why don't you guys like Chef? It's not trying to be Citizen Kane, it's just a happy little comfy movie with some fun food porn scenes. Can't you guys have fun, just once?

[Anonymous No.15843195]

>>15843190
Didn't say I hate it. I just said to post the webm.

[Anonymous No.15843196]

>>15843180
She wouldn't, she's Chinese and hates black people.

[Anonymous No.15843200]

>>15842991
doesnt represent poc in a wya that shows their success in culinary arts, so i didnt bother watching it

same boring story of a white man skating by on his privilege and getting successful because of it

[Anonymous No.15843207]

>>15843200
>White
>His mother was Jewish (of Russian-Jewish descent),

[Anonymous No.15843208]

>>15843196
gross

[Anonymous No.15843210]

>>15843190
post the webm or cheftfo

[Anonymous No.15843211]

>>15843200
I'm sorry you can't enjoy things because you see politics in everything

[Anonymous No.15843212]

>>15843200
>jews and latinos
>White

Do what?

[Anonymous No.15843214]

>>15843200
It's funny because it's based on a korean dude who pretty much did the same shit, dude also worked as an advisor on the film, but they still got jon favreau to play the main character instead of one of those two gooks that are in every hollywood film.

[Anonymous No.15843221]

>>15843200
I'm having trouble keeping up with you kids and your funny lingo, doesn't wya mean where you at?

[Anonymous No.15843227]

>>15843208
Keep being mad, incel. I slay hot chink puss and you beat off into your sock.

[Anonymous No.15843230]

>>15843221
way*
dumb fucking boomer, im so ready for your shitty generation to die off

[Anonymous No.15843234]

>>15843230
I'm 29

[Anonymous No.15843236]

>>15843190
>It's not trying to be Citizen Kane, it's just a happy little comfy movie with some fun food porn scenes.

Its better than Citizen Kane, absolutely kino

[Anonymous No.15843238]

>>15843227
I'd rather fuck my pillow than claim victory over placing my penis in disgusting gook poon.

[Anonymous No.15843243]

[Anonymous No.15843251]

>>15843238
Okay, have fun fucking your pillow then, nerd.
For the record, I have always had yellow fever, ever since I saw Rush Hour 2 when I was a kid, never been with anyone other than chinese girls. White girls don't do it for me.

[Anonymous No.15843257]

>>15843190
I hate people like you and I hope Corona or its vaccine will wipe you out

[Anonymous No.15843259]

>>15843243
>these people have friends and get together regularly
love how you losers post this stuff like you are trying to make fun of them when they are socially more successful than most of you lmao

[Anonymous No.15843264]

>>15843257
Covid ain't doing shit, anon. Wait for the sequel.

[Anonymous No.15843265]

>>15843259
Joji is even a rich and famous singer slaying hipster pussy, now.

[Anonymous No.15843276]

>>15843265
hipster hasn't been a word since 2011

[Anonymous No.15843277]

>>15843259
I wasn't making fun of them? They were some of my favorite youtubers. If it wasn't for them I wouldn't have watched chef and wouldn't be interested in cooking as I am now

[Anonymous No.15843278]

>>15842991
Yes I have. I actually enjoyed a feel-good movie for a change. I'm going to go make a Cubano now.

[Anonymous No.15843279]

>>15843257
My bad, I'll be like you, totally serious in everything I do. Only water and the barest of nutrients to survive, only watch arthouse cinema, only listen to avant garde music, and always sucking nigger cocks.

[Anonymous No.15843285]

I did. It wasn't very good.

[Anonymous No.15843286]

>>15843251
fucking a pillow is the way to go fag

[Anonymous No.15843287]

>>15843276
Basic, then, whatever.

[Anonymous No.15843297]

>>15843287
>whatever
12 year old girl detected

[Anonymous No.15843301]

>>15843259
Are you in that image? He didn't even give an opinion. He posted a chef image in a chef thread and you're buttblasted by that?

[Anonymous No.15843305]

>>15843297
Still 29.

[Anonymous No.15843349]

>>15843305
But have you seen the movie chef?

[Anonymous No.15843361]

>>15843349
Whatever.

[Anonymous No.15843372]

>>15843361
Imagine being 29 and not having watched the film Chef. Maybe if learned to cook like Chef Carl Casper you could finally get a girlfriend?

[Anonymous No.15843389]

>>15843372
Way to not use any pronouns, that's very progressive of you.

[Anonymous No.15843408]

>finally get a girlfriend
I'm not a lesbian, sweaty

[Anonymous No.15843414]

>>15843408
if youre going to respond to me do it directly you cowardice little pussy
i hope you get skinned alive and dragged through the street like a dog

[Anonymous No.15843428]

go back

[Anonymous No.15843446]

sorry no updoot for you

[Anonymous No.15843471]

>>15843349
Yeah, I'm the guy who is getting married to a Chinese girl because of that movie.

[Anonymous No.15843484]

>>15842991
>have you guys seen le chef movie! bruh its totally like working in a kitchen! look at how they razz each other bruh!

[Anonymous No.15843489]

>>15843484

cope harder tranny

[Anonymous No.15843496]

>>15843190
I don't know who this guy is or what this film is about, and that's the only reason why I haven't seen it.

[Anonymous No.15843497]

>>15843484
ywnbaw

[Anonymous No.15843519]

>>15843110
Jesus Christ Favreau, It's Just A Grilled Cheese

[Anonymous No.15843523]

>>15843496
It's about a leader of a Native American tribe that sends his son on a spiritual journey in order to see if he's fit to take his place.

[Anonymous No.15843530]

>>15843484
You will never be a woman.

[Anonymous No.15843531]

>>15843497

[Anonymous No.15843533]

>>15843523
Sounds gay as fuck.

[Anonymous No.15843579]

>>15843531
Are they just making up new things, just to win arguments now? Forty percent of them still die.

[Anonymous No.15843641]

>>15843133
Leguizamo still gets a pass from me for the movie The Pest. Still one of my favorite baked watches

[Anonymous No.15844079]

kek

[Anonymous No.15844115]

This movie is why you get asshats talking about cubano sandwiches all the fucking time even though they have probably never even had one before.

[Anonymous No.15844118]

>>15843200
lol you’re a fucking lunatic

[Anonymous No.15844121]

My name chef

[Anonymous No.15844324]

>>15843259
Imagine white-knighting for e-celebs

[Anonymous No.15844473]

>>15843196

>being proud you couldn't get a white woman and had to resort to getting a chink

The humanity

[Anonymous No.15844489]

>>15844079
Fucking disgusting.

[Anonymous No.15844631]

>>15843170

Babish?

[Anonymous No.15844644]

>>15843259
Except for iCuckzzz lol

[Anonymous No.15844646]

IT'S JUST A GRILLED CHEESE

[Anonymous No.15844655]

>>15842991
Remember that faggot played Eric the clown on Seinfeld? I do.

[Anonymous No.15844674]

>>15843190
Because all movies should strive to be artistic masterpieces. Dumb little "feel good" pieces of shit are inconsequential, and life is too short for I consequential. If I leave the movie feeling like I have gained absolutely nothing of intellectual or moral value, it was a waste of my time.

You can feel good WHILE ALSO watching something you gain from. It is not binary. It is not either feel good or gain. I can name plenty of movies that feel good where you walk away from it having learned / felt something real. Chef is just a shit movie churned out by western Capitalism, no art, no intellectual stimulation. Lowest common denominator piece of trash, and you should feel bad for liking it.

[Anonymous No.15844686]

>>15844674
Your non binary

[Anonymous No.15844710]

>>15844686
*You're, you illiterate moron.
And no. I'm a straight, white man. Minorities can't comprehend art correctly and watch bullshit like Chef.

[Anonymous No.15844720]

>>15844646
Americans always smearing their butter which looks like paint on everything.

[Anonymous No.15844740]

>>15844674
You're a weird moron yourself. Chef was a small-scale film made because Favreau wanted to after being burned out on a larger budget film with studio interference. It was a personal project about artistic freedom. You sound too stupid to interpret anything that isn't obvious.

[Anonymous No.15844894]

>>15842991
Yes. About 15 times now. I just love it.

I also love Waitress. I got myself the DVD a few years ago.

Funny thing is that I couldn't care less about cooking.

[Anonymous No.15844918]

>>15843200
This, kids, is what being "woke" does to a person.
It's so sad.

[Anonymous No.15844952]

>>15844674
>Because all movies should strive to be artistic masterpieces
The problem with this is the same as every person trying to be a profound genius. It's simply not in everyone's wheelhouse, and trying to swim against that current just makes you look like a pretentious tryhard. Some people are better at just being peaceful simpletons who put others around them at ease. Same with movies.

[Anonymous No.15844966]

>>15844918
No, anon, that's called satire.

[Anonymous No.15845014]

>>15844966
I wish it was satire.

[Anonymous No.15845105]

>>15845014
Well, wish granted. You don't think people who unironically think like that just post it freely on 4chan, do you? You know the userbase of this site. People like that don't have the stomach for the kind of replies those posts get.

[Anonymous No.15845145]

>>15844918
If autism was a post, this would be it. Do yourself a favor and kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.15845556]

>>15844952
Since when is it a bad thing to be pretentious?

[Anonymous No.15845560]

>>15845556
Since it made you a bore that no one enjoys being around when you start sperging out in the middle of small talk

[Anonymous No.15845566]

>>15844720
French*

[Anonymous No.15845578]

>>15845556
Since always. Pretentiousness is inherently negative, because it literally means pretending to have a greater sense of profundity than you actually have in order to impress people.

[Anonymous No.15845580]

>>15845560
So you think sperging out is being pretentious? Using a word that you don't know the definition of, but pretend it is a part of your lexicon, is the very definition of pretentious.

[Anonymous No.15845581]

>DVD

Who the fuck still buys this format anymore? It pisses me off when I go to the store and half of the movies are in standard definition. Everybody in the first world should have a blu ray player by now.

[Anonymous No.15845588]

>>15845578
But wearing makeup and high heels isn't considered taboo. To motivation, and the action are precisely the same.

[Anonymous No.15845595]

>>15845588
What does that have to do with anything?

[Anonymous No.15845601]

>>15845580
So you do understand why being pretentious is bad.

[Anonymous No.15845607]

>>15845595
You're illogical, the same as all of society. Go away you double standard piece of shit!

[Anonymous No.15845608]

>>15845581
I refuse to buy blu ray and those 4k hd ten adhd tvs. It looks stupid and gay.

[Anonymous No.15845623]

>>15845607
You've communicated your point badly. If you stand by it so strongly, make a greater effort to articulate.

[Anonymous No.15845632]

>>15845601
all the world is a stage, wear a mask and pretend to be something you're not, this is a simulations. being pretentious isn't bad, it's the mechanism for how you fit in and people have known this for thousands of years. so saddle up your pony boy and get to living among the weirdos.

[Anonymous No.15845640]

>>15845623
No, you just no read gud. And why would have some dire need to convince you of anything, anonymous figure on the internet?

[Anonymous No.15845661]

>>15845580
>So you think sperging out is being pretentious
Are you autistic? Have trouble reading into context? I was saying pretentioius people are prone to sperging out, and thanks for proving my point, you dumbfuck

[Anonymous No.15845663]

>>15845632
If you can't live without being true to yourself and those around you, that's your problem. Justify it to yourself if you must, but there's a reason "pretentious" has near-universal negative connotations. Being pretentious doesn't make you look smart, it makes you look insecure by having to pretend you've got a sense of insight which you clearly don't, and everyone can see through it.

[Anonymous No.15845667]

>So you think sperging out is being pretentious
Are you autistic? Have trouble reading into context? I was saying pretentious people are prone to sperging out, and thanks for proving my point, you dumbfuck

[Anonymous No.15845670]

>>15845640
>why would have some dire need to convince you of anything, anonymous figure on the internet?
If you care about your opinions enough to shit them out onto the internet for all to read, you ought to have the conviction to back them up.

[Anonymous No.15845678]

>>15845663
everyone is pretending to be something they're not you jackweed

[Anonymous No.15845688]

>>15844674
>Because all movies should strive to be artistic masterpieces.

The mind of the clueless 20 something yo 4channer.

[Anonymous No.15845689]

>>15845670
if someone had conviction about their opinions, they wouldn't be hiding in anonymity

[Anonymous No.15845697]

>>15845678
>he thinks everyone's this insecure
There's a difference between putting on a brave face and actively trying to act smarter than you are to impress people who don't give a shit

[Anonymous No.15845698]

>>15845678
>I am, therefore everyone is
Remember what I said about pretending to have a greater sense of profundity than you actually have? You just demonstrated it perfectly.

[Anonymous No.15845704]

>>15845588
Women aren't being pretentious when they dress up. They do it for themselves to feel good. It's not their problem they actually look attractive.

Compared to the neckbeard intellectual trying to keep up in a conversation about something they don't know much about but trying to school the experts at their own game or sound smart.

I know, I used to be that guy. Until I caught myself many times.

[Anonymous No.15845707]

>>15845689
That's bullshit cop-out and you know it.

[Anonymous No.15845712]

>>15842991
It was alright but there was too much mutt hispanic multiculturalism for my tastes.

[Anonymous No.15845715]

>>15845704
>I know, I used to be that guy. Until I caught myself many times.
not that anon because they clearly have no self awareness, but I know that feeling. I used to an asshole about things I didn't like as a 13 year old. I grew out of it after not too long

[Anonymous No.15845720]

>>15845712
Why wouldn't there be? The US and Britain get all their good food from other countries

[Anonymous No.15845724]

>>15845704
>expert
thank you! I haven't laughed that hard for a while

[Anonymous No.15845728]

>>15845720
US maybe but Britain's best food is all traditional

[Anonymous No.15845735]

>>15845728
some of it but a high amount was rooted in Europe. The rest's on either end of the pendulum of farmer's food or rich fuck food

[Anonymous No.15845737]

>>15845704
He didn't say they were being pretentious, he said the motivation behind that action is the same, trying to impress others by being something they're not.

[Anonymous No.15845740]

>>15845707
Keeping hiding behind your mask instead of telling it on the mountain, you fucking faggot with no backbone!

[Anonymous No.15845746]

>>15845740
not that anon
>keep being a normal person instead of loudly pretending to be smarter than you are, which I do
Ok, no problem.

[Anonymous No.15845755]

>>15845724
>be welder or some shit.
>at the company Xmas party
>walk into a group of senior engineers
>start talking about shit you hate in the shop and trying to tell the engineers how to do their job.

I don't think you understand the difference between the intellectual and expert is.

[Anonymous No.15845758]

>>15845735
I mean there is a pretty big difference between the cuisine of a country being influenced by its bordering nations due to thousands of years of interaction and hispanic mutts making taco sloppa

[Anonymous No.15845767]

>>15845746
It was great talking with you today, anonymous.

[Anonymous No.15845778]

>>15845755
I know you're neither

[Anonymous No.15845780]

>>15843531
The level of cope makes me sad...

[Anonymous No.15845781]

>>15845758
>interaction
Dude, you could not pay me to eat the british version of other countries' foods. How do you create an empire and destroy every bit of cuisine you appropriate?
The tacos americans get from take-outs are made to be full of garbage because white people don't want real ethnic food, they want the fun version. Like stuffing South Asian curries with sugar and milk that mixes with the meat fat and tastes like garbage. But that doesn't mean there isn't some talent and knowledge about making authentic food among the chefs that can carry out without those restrictions.
>>15845767
Loser.

[Anonymous No.15845789]

>>15845740
Thank you for giving us definitive examples of both pretentiousness and projection today, anon.

[Anonymous No.15845793]

>>15845781
>Dude, you could not pay me to eat the british version of other countries' foods.
Good thing that isn't the bulk of British food then and thats basically just meme shit. Be more specific, what food are you actually talking about here?

[Anonymous No.15845797]

>>15845781
If you had conviction that I was a loser, you wouldn't be hiding behind your mask. Why are you so scared of the world seeing who you truly are?

[Anonymous No.15845800]

>>15845778
Noam chomsky is an intellectual. But an expert in linguistics.

He goes out of the realm of his expertise and tries to make solid points and opinions on political and historical issues.

Anyone can be an intellectual. 4chan is full of them.

[Anonymous No.15845801]

>>15845793
Mostly the curries I mentioned but it goes for all of that stuff. I can admit it's not like I've eaten real Chinese food or whatever myself for the same reason
>>15845797
>>15845797
>Why are you so scared of the world seeing who you truly are?
>Insisting of pretending to be smarter than you are to impress people
Pick one.

[Anonymous No.15845810]

>>15845789
It's funny, that's exactly what I saw from all of your drivel that you typed. But that can't be true, you are the expert at self-awareness.

[Anonymous No.15845811]

>>15845801
Curries aren't really British food at all, they're made by Pakis living in Britain. Its like calling shitty taco abominations american food even though its made by some hispanic descendent living in america trying to keep in touch with their roots.

[Anonymous No.15845814]

>>15845810
>no u
you need to be 18+ to use 4chan

[Anonymous No.15845819]

>>15845800
4chan is full of teenagers

[Anonymous No.15845824]

>>15845814
projection

[Anonymous No.15845826]

>>15845811
>Curries aren't really British food at all, they're made by Pakis living in Britain
They're watered down by Asians to appeal to British people in the ways I mentioned before to point that they are basically British. Adding milk and sugar etc and dialling down the spice, mainly.
t. have had proper shit a ton of times over the years as i'm not white

[Anonymous No.15845832]

>>15845801
You're the one that needs to pick one. Either being pretentious is bad, or you keep on pretending to be something you're not. How was that not clear?

[Anonymous No.15845838]

Wow what the fuck is this conversation about pretentiousness?

[Anonymous No.15845840]

>>15845832
Being pretentious is pretending to be something you aren't. You cannot be pretentious and genuine at the same time, since it's not a personality trait. It's a cover for your real personality that you use to seem more interesting than you really are.
now pick one.

[Anonymous No.15845844]

>>15845810
You need to let go of that insecurity, anon. The rest of the world doesn't inherently share it with you, and it's unhealthy to keep justifying your behavior by telling yourself it does.

[Anonymous No.15845851]

>>15845826
Either way, stuff like Chicken tikka is usually classified as "British Asian" food rather than actual British food. Curry just is a tiny part of British food, most brit dishes are savoury and/or pastry

[Anonymous No.15845853]

>>15845840
You are pretending right now you fucking dipshit

[Anonymous No.15845860]

>>15845838
anon asked what's wrong with being pretentious and blew the fuck up when someone apparently struck a nerve by explaining why

[Anonymous No.15845861]

>>15845844
You need to accept the truth Peter Pan

[Anonymous No.15845863]

>>15845853
>no u
You need to be 18+ to use 4chan

[Anonymous No.15845866]

>>15845861
Have you just given up on trying to make sense entirely?

[Anonymous No.15845871]

>>15845860
From my end, it looked like expert level baiting. Getting faggots to argue with him for over an hour on something that is common knowledge.

[Anonymous No.15845881]

>>15845860
Oh right, sounds like a fag to be fair
>>15845871
This, but I wasn't too sure

[Anonymous No.15845891]

>>15845871
If you haven't been on 4chan much, there are many genuine over-confident autists, and there's no way that guy wasn't one of them
>is being on 4chan a lot a good thing
no but I'm on a break from important shit

[Anonymous No.15845892]

>>15845871
well, if the goal was to make people think he was a retard, it worked, I guess
bravo?

[Anonymous No.15845900]

>>15845892
Who's more retarded, the retard, or the one who argues with a retard?

[Anonymous No.15845910]

>>15845900
The retard. This is always a stupid question.

[Anonymous No.15845913]

>>15845900
the retard, for sure
you can't blame people for trying to reduce the net total of retardation by attempting to educate the retarded

[Anonymous No.15845919]

>>15845910
Yet here you are, getting yourself into another argument with someone who poses a stupid question.

[Anonymous No.15845926]

>>15845913
>Anon wants to lead retards out of the cave
Fool's errand

[Anonymous No.15845936]

>>15845900
I would say both, because it's stupid to keep arguing with a retard who doesn't understand. It depends on the situation and the argument I guess

[Anonymous No.15845945]

>>15845919
>calling someone a retard and explaining why is bad
This is why so many americans are dumb but think they aren't.

[Anonymous No.15845953]

>>15842991
is that like the mexican avengers or what

[Anonymous No.15846103]

>>15844674
what a pseud. go back to huffing your own farts

[Anonymous No.15846125]

>>15844674
9/10, good job anon