Finnish food

[Anonymous No.15840405]

Post the best of finnish cuisine here

[Anonymous No.15840407]

>>15840405

[Anonymous No.15840413]

I'd ask you to explain what that is but I don't really care about finland finns or "finnish cuisine" lmfao

[Anonymous No.15840451]

>>15840413
Anti white racism is still racism. You're an intolant far left bigot.

[Anonymous No.15840456]

>>15840451
literally noone cares, go back to your forest you fingolian

[Anonymous No.15840458]

>>15840413
Very rude.

Anyway, mashed potatoes + reindeer. Good stuff.

[Anonymous No.15840465]

>>15840451
finns arent white

[Anonymous No.15840467]

>>15840458
is it true that you guys have sex with the reindeer before butchering it?

[Anonymous No.15840515]

>>15840405
looks sketchy af

[Anonymous No.15840517]

>>15840467
Yes the whole family. Grandpa first because that generation was in the winter war and forever have dibs on the reindeer pussy

[Anonymous No.15840679]

[Anonymous No.15840687]

>>15840465
Whiter than you Gonzalez.

[Anonymous No.15840690]

>>15840413
It says in the picture you retard amerimutt

[Anonymous No.15841182]

>>15840690
Never reply to me again

[Anonymous No.15841237]

Mykyrokka obviously
t. god tier Pohjois-Savo

[Anonymous No.15841274]

>>15840405

[Anonymous No.15841283]

>>15840687
Sure thing ahmed

[Anonymous No.15841287]

>>15840690

[Anonymous No.15841319]

[Anonymous No.15841341]

>>15840405
HEYHEYHEY!!
FISH COCK!! (Had to look it up)
looks good though, would eat.

[Anonymous No.15841350]

>>15840679
Are these just Dutch style Frites topped with Reindeer stew and Mayo?
What is the shredded cheese? on the side?

[Anonymous No.15841383]

>>15840405
N1c haplogroup was a mistake.

[Anonymous No.15841435]

>>15841319
Icelandic is based. When i was in Iceland, I watched icelandic TV a few times. That shit is wild.

[Anonymous No.15841457]

>>15841435
What did you see on Icelandic TV?

[Anonymous No.15841729]

>>15841383
>>15841319
>>15841457
>>15841435
Yes hello, this is not /int/. Keep it Finnish food related or I will report to jannies

[Anonymous No.15841742]

>>15841350
Is actually kebab meat from a can with fries and coleslaw

[Anonymous No.15841791]

>>15841742
Would still devour on a cold night after working outside all day.

[Anonymous No.15841797]

>>15840405
What even is this? Bread stuffed with deenz?

[Anonymous No.15842154]

>>15841797
Rye cake with fish inside

[Anonymous No.15842174]

>>15842154
so yes.

[Anonymous No.15842228]

>>15841797
yeah basically

[Anonymous No.15842682]

>>15840405

[Anonymous No.15842694]

[Anonymous No.15842702]

>>15841237
Looks like waterier Jap curry.

[Anonymous No.15842712]

do they eat blood sausage in Finland too? its popular in Estonia, my GFs Estonian uncle made some from scratch (even raised the pigs) and it was VERY delicious

[Anonymous No.15842713]

>>15841729

[Anonymous No.15843098]

>>15842694
wholesome

[Anonymous No.15843135]

>>15840405
those look like sushi rolls smashed in the bread

[Anonymous No.15843172]

What are some easy finnish dishes I can make to impress women with my worldly knowledge?

[Anonymous No.15843304]

Heres 3 finnish dishes worth a try:

>Poronkäristys
sauteed reindeer served with potato mash (made with lapin puikula potatoes) and cranberry jam
Enjoyable high protein meal. Reindeer is similar to elk in taste.

>lohikeitto
Salmon soup with potatoes and some root vegetables.
Normally enrichened with milk but use heavy cream for weddings or similar situations.
Serve with a side of rye bread

>Mustikkapiirakka
Blueberry pie with a soft crust with the filling being blueberries and more modernly creme fraiche or sour cream,egg and sugar.

These are my 3 personal favourites
T: soon 30 Finn

[Anonymous No.15843386]

>>15842228
>>15842174
Sounds good, I'd eat it

[Anonymous No.15843401]

>>15840458
>mashed potatoes and reindeer

>looks like a bunch of fish stuffed inside a loaf of rye


what the fuck

[Anonymous No.15843418]

>>15842702
It's actually a thick soup made from elk and it's liver and heart etc. Also the blood is first mixed with rye flour and refrigerated to form a sort of dough, then shaped into small clumps and added to the soup.
And of course it has the typical soup veggies like potatoes, carrots, turnip, swede, etc.
Very hearty and tasty.

[Anonymous No.15843430]

>>15843418
Or moose? To be desu I don't know which to call it. I think it's moose.

[Anonymous No.15843532]

>>15841182
Eat shit dumb cunt

[Anonymous No.15843549]

I am of Finnish heritage and I can confirm that "Finnish Cuisine" is an oxymoron. Viili is a crime against humanity.

[Anonymous No.15843610]

>>15843430
probably reindeer. They're moose-like.

[Anonymous No.15843751]

>>15843304
>>lohikeitto
>Salmon soup with potatoes and some root vegetables.
>Normally enrichened with milk but use heavy cream for weddings or similar situations.
>Serve with a side of rye bread
this sounds really good

[Anonymous No.15843774]

>>15841283
No worries mr edgypants

[Anonymous No.15844365]

>>15843549
>

[Anonymous No.15844370]

>>15843549
Viili is just sour cream, nothing special

[Anonymous No.15844376]

>>15840405
If this picture was from England, you could be sure that this thread would be chock-full of dickheads laughing at it. But because its from 'le epic spurdo land xD' everyone is pretending they'd eat it and that it looks 'heck, not half bad!'. I hate r/cooking so much

[Anonymous No.15844382]

>>15842694
looks like someone took a shit after getting fucked in the ass

[Anonymous No.15844392]

>>15844376
>t. seething bong

[Anonymous No.15844397]

>>15844382
yes it does but the taste is better.

[Anonymous No.15844403]

Mustikkarahkapiirakka

[Anonymous No.15844414]

>>15844403
looks based and every Finn I've met has been ultra based.

[Anonymous No.15844424]

>>15844414
I'm actually a bong in Finland but thanks

[Anonymous No.15844643]

finnfrens how do i go about learning finnish? how different are written and colloquial finnish actually? do i need to know both? if not, which one should i learn?

[Anonymous No.15844651]

>>15841350
het is patat niet friet kankerbrabander

[Anonymous No.15844819]

>>15841457
Mostly the news but I also watched a few movies incl this one. I didn't understand a word but it was funny nonetheless, it's about a loser and his pretty wife and neighbors including a MILF terrorizing each other.

Iceland is based. The food is excellent as well. You have tons of different flavors of skyr, world class hot dogs and fish and chips (protip: Issi fish and chips next to Keflavik airport is absolutely excellent, ate there twice) and Icelandic lamb is the best lamb on the planet. Whoever says you dont eat well in Iceland is either lying to you or larping about having been there. You eat very well in Iceland.

[Anonymous No.15844866]

Vispipuuro is based.

It's a semolina porridge cooked with lingonberries and whipped into a sort of mousse. Usually served with milk.

[Anonymous No.15844870]

>>15844376
bong mong, we like english food
seetheth less
t. /ck

[Anonymous No.15844915]

>>15844643
Shut up, this is /ck/, take your larping over irrelevant languages somewhere else

[Anonymous No.15844933]

>>15843610
I think he is asking which of elk and moose is finnish. As far as i know we only have moose here in the nordic countries and elk are murrican

[Anonymous No.15844940]

>>15840405
is that a geode?

[Anonymous No.15845415]

>>15841274
Would eat/10

[Anonymous No.15845466]

>>15842682
wheres the ketchup?

[Anonymous No.15845490]

>>15841287
Obsessed

[Anonymous No.15845575]

Finnish mushrooms ready for cooking.

[Anonymous No.15845600]

>>15841237
ok this looks good, thx for giving me hope in northern euro cuisine, cause I had lost hope in it big time

[Anonymous No.15845604]

>>15840405
not real. can't hurt me

[Anonymous No.15845615]

Why does all Finnish food look like diarrhea mixed with throw up?

[Anonymous No.15845658]

>>15844370

Viili is not sour cream

>>15844940

It's kalakukko.

Slices of bacon or pork belly and fish cooked inside a rye crust.

[Anonymous No.15845693]

inb4 Pasi Viheraho webms

[Anonymous No.15845856]

>>15844933
It's a sticky wicket. The car-wreckers we call moose are called elk in most of Europe, and what we call elk are more like big deer... (and reindeer/caribou look like a hybrid) all because the English hunted moose to extinction on their lands, and fell into the usual English-rules English trap where nothing makes a fucking lick of sense.

[Anonymous No.15845878]

>>15840413
Its fishcock

[Anonymous No.15845934]

Sorry guys but 95% of this "food" looks disgusting

[Anonymous No.15845950]

>>15841274
I thought this was a cheesecake with roast beef piled on top of it but actually it's probably mashed potatoes

[Anonymous No.15845956]

>>15845950

mashed potatoes with thinly sliced and fried reindeer with lingonberry jam

[Anonymous No.15846243]

>>15845466
too gourmet

[Anonymous No.15846834]

>>15845856
>sticky wicket
I don't think you know what that term means

[Anonymous No.15847212]

>>15846834
A difficult circumstance, or a situation defying easy explanation... or literally a stuck wicket.

[Anonymous No.15847785]

>>15842712
Yeah we do.

[Anonymous No.15847788]

>>15842712

Only in Tampere

[Anonymous No.15847796]

>>15840405
Gimi

[Anonymous No.15847852]

>>15844365
Fascinating.

[Anonymous No.15847862]

>>15845575
>>shittake mushrooms

[Anonymous No.15847917]

>>15840405

[Anonymous No.15849133]

>>15847788
that looks so good

[Anonymous No.15849148]

that's strange,i learned about fish cock the other day

[Anonymous No.15849177]

>>15843401
It's got neither potatoes nor reindeer ya bringus

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalakukko

[Anonymous No.15849188]

i generally find traditional finnish food to be bland or just not good. poronkäristys is good thats about it
t. finn

[Anonymous No.15850684]

>>15841274
I need to know what bottom right is

[Anonymous No.15850738]

>visit friend in finland
>we go to supermarket to get some stuff
>walk inside
>entrance of supermarket is lined up with gambling machines
>rub eyes to make sure im not seeing things
>nope, totally normal in finland apparently
Perkele :-DDDDD

[Anonymous No.15850845]

>>15840458
>mash
>ultrathin raindeer slices in sauce
>cranberry sauce
>gherkins

[Anonymous No.15850851]

My parents friends are from finland but I haven't seen them for a decade at least.

They had this sorta pastry that was kinda like tseburek but dough was better. It was cooked until it was dark brown and had meat inside.

What's it called?

[Anonymous No.15850853]

>>15850738
Did you meet the Dudesons?

[Anonymous No.15850859]

>>15849177
and you people make fun of American food?

[Anonymous No.15850929]

>>15840405
This reminds me of the frog giving birth from its back thing. Please make it stop.

[Anonymous No.15850953]

>>15844866
I didnt expectto find food that actually looks good and interesting in a
>Northern Europe
thread.

Too bad it doesnt sound reproducible what with that lingonberry thing you speak of and all.

[Anonymous No.15850962]

>>15844403
That is a logn word. Is Finish like German where you can just concatenate words into absolutr lunacy?

[Anonymous No.15850974]

>>15850962
Finnish*

[Anonymous No.15851054]

>>15849133
>Finns eat blood
>'omg! Those quirky Finns! That looks HECKIN taste! I'd eat that!'
>Brits eat blood
>'urgh do bongs REALLY?, check this foodGORE out, r/cringe!'

[Anonymous No.15851057]

>>15850962
>is Finnish retarded
Yes

[Anonymous No.15851062]

>>15851054
Yes.
It's literally only okay when us northerners do it, brits can get cucked like normally

[Anonymous No.15851063]

>>15844376
I mean maybe if people stopped posting shitty and fat ladden versions of rhe full English and if they stopped going on about those weird ass hangover foods you have like that potato lefotver mush sandwich thing...

No one talks about good English shit like Stilton cheese or clotted cream or... I mean I'm not British, but they don't mention more then the only things I know to be worthwhile British food either, and you'd think there'd be more from the homeland of a former fucking empire that traded ruling cultures' hands so many times, even from other parts of Northern Europe like what the fuck.

Anyway, the problem isn't compliments, its that none of you post anything good.

I've seen hangover bar sludge. I've seen sausage and potatos that people only post because you happen to call them "bangers and mash".
And thats it.

Some of your food also just seems ordinary, presumably I think because thats what a lot of everyone else's cuisine is based on. Like for some reason your most famous dish is just fish and chips.
I dont even have to change the phrasing, because we use the British terminology to name rhe meal. Thats how weirdly famous Britbong fish and chips are.

I don't really know why either... I mean, how good can fries be? How good or different can fish be?
But you clearlt have some shit you're not letting on about.

[Anonymous No.15851111]

>>15850738
upvoted, those awesome Finns!

[Anonymous No.15851125]

>>15851111
Thanks redditbro.
Nice quads too. Have an upvote.

[Anonymous No.15851222]

>>15850851
Lihapiirakka?

[Anonymous No.15851408]

>>15850953
Lingonberry preserves are all over the place. If you have an Ikea near you, you can find it there.

[Anonymous No.15851504]

>>15850953
>what with that lingonberry thing you speak of and all
Speak properly

[Anonymous No.15851575]

>>15850953
They're kind of similar to cranberries so you could try using those. I've also seen vispipuuro made with blueberries which is also good but obviously tastes very different.

[Anonymous No.15851611]

>>15850851
Lörtsy, they come with a savory meat or sweet apple sauce/jam fillings

[Anonymous No.15851616]

>>15847862
Hehe

[Anonymous No.15851858]

>>15851054
I have yet to try British blood pudding so I'm not going to shit on it, the Estonian blood sausage I've had is definitely better than the Portuguese though.

[Anonymous No.15851880]

>>15850851

Either pasteija (if it was crunchy) or lihapiirakka/lörtsy (if it was soft like a doughnut)

[Anonymous No.15851942]

>>15844376
I guess it’s a shame that bongs aren’t a whimsical race of weirdos that say BENIS:DDDDDD

[Anonymous No.15852220]

>>15842694
it's almost time for Mämmi

[Anonymous No.15853096]

>>15841729
>backseat jannie
wew

[Anonymous No.15853160]

MAMMI SAUNA
SUOMI PERKELE

[Anonymous No.15853358]

what even is that in op

[Anonymous No.15853381]

Vittu huora saatana.

[Anonymous No.15853483]

>>15841237
Wow finns are big weebs lmao.
This is Japanese Curry

[Anonymous No.15853608]

Egg butter on these are pretty fucking good

[Anonymous No.15853667]

>>15842712
Finns eat less sausages and other processed meats than east bloc for some reasons

[Anonymous No.15853679]

>>15844643
spoken and written finnish vary pretty wildly

the language is not heavy on syntax but is massive on conjugation of individual words context sensitively so eh, its a pain

[Anonymous No.15853801]

all true finns subsist primarily on LAKUPIIPPU

[Anonymous No.15853859]

>>15853801
Saw these being sold in the candy area in scoopable form.
I went home with about a kilo of the stuff

[Anonymous No.15853899]

>>15853801
>>15853859
Remember how these were banned for couple of years back in 2000's?

[Anonymous No.15853939]

>>15853899
Nope.
Did they get caught in the candy cigarette ban?

[Anonymous No.15853955]

>>15853939
>Did they get caught in the candy cigarette ban?
Yuuup

[Anonymous No.15854432]

>>15853483
Curry wishes it could be that good

[Anonymous No.15854653]

There's a finnish restaurant just a few minutes walk from where I live, so I tried visiting it and this is what I got. Does this look authentic to you finnishbros.

[Anonymous No.15854690]

>>15854653
uh well aside from the karjalapie not really, are those giant potato pieces covered in pink sauce or what? weird looking mushrooms and that eggbutter gave me a snort it looks so comically bad

[Anonymous No.15854710]

>>15854690
Everything posted here looks weird as fuck too. It's funny to me that you can even call that weird looking considering everything that was posted

[Anonymous No.15854795]

>>15854710
yes well im just judging it from the perspective of its supposed to be finnish food, thats all

[Anonymous No.15854817]

>>15854653
Where is that restaurant? America?

[Anonymous No.15854826]

>>15853667
Finland isnt eastern bloc.

[Anonymous No.15854828]

>>15841237
This stew looks incredibly rich. What is it?

[Anonymous No.15854848]

>>15854690
>are those giant potato pieces covered in pink sauce or what?
I think it might be an attempt at rosolli
>>15854653
It looks like someone was given vague descriptions of a few Finnish dishes and tried making them without ever seeing what they're supposed to look like. I'm guessing it's supposed to be something like
>pickled mushrooms (not ones that grow in Finland though, are those shimejis or what)
>rosolli (maybe, can't think of anything else it could be. Those chunks are huge though)
>Karelian pastries w/ eggbutter (boiled eggs mixed in butter, looks like shit because the butter's melted)
>gravlax (looks fine but why not serve it on the pastries or something)
All in all a pretty retarded combination

[Anonymous No.15854861]

So is caribou and reindeer the same species? I've had caribou once in my life and it just tasted like rancid mossy fat. It was worse than bear.
Moose is okay, when I was in my early teens it was more or less the only protein I ate after my grandpa shot one and ended up with 900lbs of meat.
What do the finnish people eat when they watch their bizarro world version of baseball?

[Anonymous No.15854900]

>>15854848
>I think it might be an attempt at rosolli
thats actually hilarious

[Anonymous No.15856360]

>>15841729
>muh snowflake
Fuck your sea sewage food and your sandy pussy.
Sage faggots

[Anonymous No.15856399]

>>15840405
Cloudberry in any form, but especially as a cake topping on a layer of cream.

[Anonymous No.15856402]

>>15843751
It is divine. Better than the sum of its parts, with plenty of dill. It just won't taste the same as with the old women of legend as cooks or with modern ingredients, but hey, it's still divine.

[Anonymous No.15856407]

>>15854653
The karjalanpiirakka look way too dark. The ingredients look vaguely Finnish, but the plate doesn't.

[Anonymous No.15856638]

>>15854653
What is that? Mushrooms, karelian pies and rosolli? I've never seen anyone serving a meal like that in here. Rosolli is basically Christmas food.

[Anonymous No.15856784]

Why has no one posted the dessert that looks like tar covered in semen?

[Anonymous No.15857833]

>>15841287
Lefttist tier meme. Come up with something original. State of muttposters these days.

[Anonymous No.15858611]

>>15840405
>Finnish food
I'll Finnish the food when I'm not hungry.

[Anonymous No.15858784]

>>15854828
Potatoes, swedes, turnips, carrots, whatever veggies you want to use.
Moose meat and heart and liver and sometimes kidneys.
Moose blood and rye flour dough made the day before, prepared into smallish pieces and put in last.
And like most soups and stews, it's even better the next day. The rye really thickens it and all the good tastes spread and soak into the veggies and the dough thingies.

[Anonymous No.15858806]

>>15854861
reindeer tastes like moose but more fat so pretty good. no idea about caribou but the animal is at least bigger than a "regular" reindeer
>>15856407
idk i've eaten some dark fucking riisipiirakkas
could be pan fried so it's dark from the frying fat
>>15856784
posted here >>15842694

any finfags know if you can buy juustokeitto/herakeitto/juhannusjuusto anywhere pre-made? my grandma used to make it but i can't be fucked to boil milk for like 6 hours

[Anonymous No.15858814]

>>15854861
Nothing, or sausages. Just a grilled sausage with mustard and sometimes other garnishes like onion or pickles. Now that I think of it, we don't really snack in such events. Also fries and sausages.

[Anonymous No.15858824]

>>15854826
>American education

[Anonymous No.15858827]

>>15854861
>>15858814
makkaraperunat, muikut, lihapiirakka and the cheapest worst lager you can find at those events: lapin kulta

[dead !!1w3SeuwCso0 No.15859054]

>>15842682

I'm having this tomorrow. With ketchup of course.

[Anonymous No.15859094]

>>15858824
you know finland wasn't under the control of the USSR right? Or is this just advanced bait

[Anonymous No.15859097]

>>15854826
The way he phrased his post seemed to imply that, instead he was comparing Finland to them.

>>15858824
I don't know where you got your education, but the American had you beat.

[Anonymous No.15859133]

>>15842694

IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN

[Anonymous No.15859144]

>>15859094
the latter and retards like >>15859097 fall for it every time

[Anonymous No.15859163]

>>15854653

Looks good. I assume that's a potato salad

[Anonymous No.15859246]

>>15840405
Sneed

[Anonymous No.15859290]

>>15847917
Finnish food is good and I like black licorice but this shit is absolutely inedible, who thought of this

[Anonymous No.15859297]

>>15851111
Thanks for the gold kind stranger

[Anonymous No.15859320]

>>15859097
>everything is red in the east
>finland is gray
Never said it was soviet but it's in eastern europe are you mongs?

[Anonymous No.15859352]

>>15845575