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learn from my mistakes, /ck/ Fri Mar 26 22:13:05 2021 No.15836866 [Reply] [Original]

Today, I tried to grill some burgers but noticed that the buns were way too big, so I tried to smash them down to make them big enough to fit. It didn't occur to me that I was just smashing them INTO the grill, but they were in shambles before it occurred to me. In a way, this turned out good, considering I could assemble the broken pieces of burger into a way that would fit on my bun. But beware, be delicate with your meat on a grill and only smash em down on a griddle or other flat surface.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 26 22:14:21 2021 No.15836871 >hurr I'm retarded Cool post, you dumb faggot

>>	learn from my mistakes, /ck/ Fri Mar 26 22:15:21 2021 No.15836877 >>15836871 yeah it was a pretty retarded thing to do. apparently lurking on /ck/ doesn't make me any better at cooking or common sense

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 26 22:17:47 2021 No.15836886 >>15836877 Kill yourself namefag

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 26 22:18:29 2021 No.15836889 >>15836886 i just forgot to remove it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 26 22:19:48 2021 No.15836892 >>15836889 I hope you forget to lock your door tonight get raped by a pack of homeless niggers

Anonymous Fri Mar 26 22:20:04 2021 No.15836893
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know what? all things considered, still better than the average uber eats faggot co/ck/ sucker, and you actually both tried cooking and learned something about cooking today, more than most of this board can say. based OP.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 26 22:21:13 2021 No.15836898 >>15836893 >he thinks just because we don’t have IDs he can get away with samefagging

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 26 22:23:06 2021 No.15836903 >>15836898 there's a helpful counter in the top right that tells you how many IP's and posts there are in the thread, faggot. learn to count.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 26 22:24:15 2021 No.15836911 File: 182 KB, 330x242, pondy 2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15836898 dilate, tourist. not to mention you can't disprove my point even if you thought I was actually OP

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 26 22:26:44 2021 No.15836931 File: 15 KB, 300x300, 1614954314199.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15836911 > dilate

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 26 22:28:18 2021 No.15836939 File: 231 KB, 423x464, toshino well actually.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15836931 continue posting and proving my point

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 26 23:08:06 2021 No.15837155 >>15836931 Is that the Portishead chick?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 26 23:17:22 2021 No.15837223 File: 16 KB, 259x259, 1616811735216.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15836939 Idk. I just saw someone using the term "dilate", it made me cringe so I posted the pic of the portishead lady cringing. >>15837155 Yes. Yes it is >mfw "dilate"

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 26 23:22:00 2021 No.15837254 >>15837223 dilate

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 26 23:28:13 2021 No.15837286 >>15836877 >expecting to improve cooking by listening to incels subsisting solely on fast food, alkies, and autists.

Anonymous Fri Mar 26 23:52:39 2021 No.15837431

Holy fuck, OP, did your parents not teach you any critical thinking or foresight?
>didn't see the bun size and account for how big you needed to make patties
>proceed to smash them into the grate
That is literally what my 10 year old son would do. How does an adult fuck up this bad? It's not even about "knowing how to cook", just straight, absolute brain dead retardation. Fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 27 02:36:04 2021 No.15838102 File: 428 KB, 2518x1024, pl5ryc33q0251.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15836866

Anonymous Sat Mar 27 02:45:04 2021 No.15838122

>>15836866
OP despite the fact that I'm pretty sure everybody else would not make the same newcook mistake, I actually do appreciate you coming here and posting your story in the off-chance that you might save someone else from ruining their burgers.

6/10.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 27 02:52:54 2021 No.15838143 >>15836877 If anything makes you worse.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 27 03:03:20 2021 No.15838167 >>15838143 I don't know anyone would assume that this board's purpose was to teach people to cook.

>>	Mifflin Devin Sat Mar 27 03:08:50 2021 No.15838180 >>15838102 Hank Hill would have a heart attack seeing this shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 27 03:12:54 2021 No.15838193 >>15838180 FUCK I FORGOT TO CHANGE THE ID BACK TO ANONYMOUS. I SWEAR I'M NOT A NAMEFAG I JUST DID IT FOR A JOKE ON /v/

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 27 03:14:27 2021 No.15838195 >>15838193 oooooOOO OOOOOooo ooooooooooooOOOOooo busted namefag lololol

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 27 10:27:19 2021 No.15839394 >>15836866 Next time consider the size of your patty to bun when you're shaping them.

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