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Im depressed and bitter. Im going to make tonight MY FUCKIN FRIDAY so i need something indulging to eat for when im good and drunk and done slaying bodies on modern warfare. Something i dont have to personally cook. So give me your go to, belly bulging, indulging take out ideas please.

Im in the us and have a plethora of restaurants around me to choose from.

Thanks.

>> No.15835861

>>15835849
Homemade Ice Cream

>> No.15835867

homemade chicken fingers

>> No.15835871

>>15835861
I dont like you.

>> No.15835880

homemade cheese tots and horseradish remoulade

>> No.15835879

>>15835867
I do have a zaxbys up the road...

>> No.15835918

You're depressed because your life is shit and the world sucks and you're abusing drugs and by the sound of it you don't have a woman.

What part of that is pigging out on fast food going to fix?

>> No.15835953

>>15835918
My life is shit because my life circumstances are shit. Literally no fixing. Suicide is very much near i suspect. I just want to have a good indulging night tonight.

>> No.15835957

>>15835953
why don't you simply hire an escort

>> No.15835966

>>15835953
It's Friday. Order a fish fry with onions rings, hush puppies and extra tartar sauce.

>> No.15835971

>>15835879
no homemade

>> No.15835977

>>15835953
have a nice cold glass of shut the fuck up and end yourself.

>> No.15835978

>>15835966
but homemade

>> No.15835981

>>15835957
Idk where you got this idea that i need a woman or that i cant get pussy when i want it. Maybe your own insecurities are projecting.

>> No.15835986

>>15835977
Probably will but not just yet.

>> No.15835987

>>15835981
have sex, bro

>> No.15835988

>>15835981
because women don't like depressed men

>> No.15835991

>>15835966
But make sure to put heat so its not raw.

>> No.15835998

>>15835971
>>15835978
Im starting to like you now. We could be friends.

>> No.15836002

>>15835953
Unless you're physically disabled or have severe brain damage there are very few life circumstances that are truly unfixable. You're making excuses for yourself to indulge in self-destruction.

>> No.15836005

>>15835988
Did you know that depressed people are hard to spot irl because they hide it so well? Look into it. Its a thing.

>> No.15836015
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15836015

>>15835849
>Tombstone pepperoni pizza
>Screamin Sicilian Mother of Meats pizza
>White Castle sliders
>Jay's Hot Stuff
>Flamin' Hot Cheetos
>Diet Mountain Dew
>Red Bull
>Vanilla ice cream with hot fudge and Oreos
>Little Debbie Double Decker Oatmeal Creme Pie

>> No.15836031
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15836031

>>15836005
Your right, they are extremely good at hiding their depression.

>> No.15836036

>>15835849
What are you drinking. This could be very relevant

>> No.15836039

>>15836002
Lol no anon... my life story can only be some sort of sick joke. You have better odds at winning the lottery 7 days in a row in a single week than landing a life like mine. Its soo depressing thats its sort of funny (like a joke). Im just waiying for the lights to come on and everyone i know saying "sike hahaha lmao got you good with that one!"

>> No.15836049

>>15836036
Whiskey.

>> No.15836059

>>15836049
is it homemade

>> No.15836087
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15836087

>>15836059
No. Im sorry.

>> No.15836110

>>15836039
tell us, bro. I need to know if someone is worse off than me

>> No.15836131

>>15836039
And what exactly is so unbelievably, unbearably, unfathomably excruciating about your life? Because I'm gonna be honest with you, OP, so far you just sound like a massive, spoiled whiner who causes most if not all of his life's problems while reveling in pity and self-indulgence to try to justify his own destruction and avoid doing any actual work to fix himself.

>> No.15836138

>>15836039
Trans-rights have been improving the last few years bud

>> No.15836142

something homemade

>> No.15836149

>>15836039
is your life homemade?

>> No.15836158

>>15836110
>>15836131
Sry. It doesnt matter either way whether i spill the beans or not. This is not teenage angst. Im a middle aged adult fully capable of self reflection and realization.

>> No.15836167

>>15836158
but are those beans homemade?

>> No.15836180

>>15836110
>>15836131
Sry. It doesnt matter either way whether i spill the beans or not. This is not teenage angst. Im a middle aged adult fully capable of self reflection and realization. My life circumstances are dog shit tier.

>> No.15836192

>>15836167
Maybe, but didnt make them thats for sure.

>> No.15836208

>>15836192
so they appeared in your house and you had no control or say whatsoever over the effect of these beans in your life? the beans effectively keep you prisoner?

>> No.15836214

>>15836180
is that dog shit homemade

>> No.15836224

>>15836208
The beans are literally my life. I didnt make me.

>> No.15836235

>>15836214
Same with the beans.

>> No.15836237

>>15836224
did you make your life into the beans, did someone make your life into beans, or were you born as beans?

>> No.15836241

I'd go with Mexican. Life finds a way.

>> No.15836251
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15836251

>>15835849
Tommy’s burger if I’m lucky enough to be near one with the chili cheese fries

But realistically
>2 jack-in-the-box tacos
>curly fries (ranch and bbq)
>chicken sandwich
>large sprite

And if really killing myself I’ll add
>sourdough jack
>a Taco Bell or McDonald’s item
>chocolate
>takis

>> No.15836261

>>15835849
can of spam
>salty
>Meaty
>Precooked
perfect for your drunk ass

>> No.15836271

>>15836049
barbeque spam

>> No.15836277

>>15836237
Maybe god made me to be these beans. I have been robbed of a life. Cursed. Lucifer has had one eye on me at all times since birth. When/if i kill myself, that blood will not be on my hands.

>> No.15836290

>>15836241
Yeah i was thinking nachos fajitas with extra cheese dip. But im also juggling a few other options like spending 50 bucks on whatever at a pizza joint.

>> No.15836299

>>15836277
it sounds like it's hard for you to come to terms with the nature of your beans, and that it's uncomfortable to really think about where the beans that have become your bean-like existence originally sprouted. as a bean expert, and someone who has been beans many times, I have to say that your soy milk will be on your hands as if you are indeed the beans, whether god made you to be beans or not is irrelevant - you're still beans. maybe you should try becoming baked beans? or human, that would at least allow us to stop having type absolutely retarded sentences while beating around the Bush('s baked beans)

>> No.15836305

>>15836251
I dont really have any good burger places around me. Best i got is a culvers.

>> No.15836328

>>15836299
See
>>15836039
And
>>15836158

>> No.15836356

>>15836328
hey man, I'm just trying to help someone out. you want to trade tragedies I won that lottery more than you. I would honestly defy you to name one thing worse than my life. I'm talking eating literal dogshit with the five year old who never learned to talk in the back room while my dad jams rent into his arm, then sells me to a gangly fuck who used to call my mouth his pretty toilet, or how he crushed my balls until I was sterile for life. just so I could enjoy putting myself through high school after escaping and getting cut on a bit for being too white while homeless. I don't want to say those things, I don't want to say the even worse things I did when I became an adult to other people and to myself, I just wanted to help you reflect for a moment outside yourself and get some help. but if you want to be beans, be beans.

>> No.15836362

In the hour and half that you've wasted here, you could've made homemade biscuits and gravy with eggs and a steak but no, you're a pitiful piece of shit that waste time

>> No.15836491

>>15836356
I can relate to at least 2 of those things you mentioned plus more. I also have damaged goods. Crushed into literal pieces when i was a toddler. Imagine smashing a grape with a hammer. Thats whats in my ballsack. I have circumstantial evidence that it was my own mother that did this to me. The family is sketchy and hush hush about it. This is just one aspect of my life that i shared with you. There are more horrors and unfortunate circumstances.

There are "life tiers"... im not saying mine is the shittiest, just that i also am in the shit tier.

Anyways thanks guys im gonna go pizza, wings, and cheese sticks with marinara.

>> No.15836495

>>15835849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCT0NlzDtNs

>> No.15836499

>>15836362
I was sold on take out. I was never going to make anything at home tonight. Biiiiiitch.

>> No.15836505

>>15836491
homemade of course

>> No.15836512

>>15836505
fucking love you

>> No.15836517

>>15836505
Yes yes of course. Homemade all the way buddy.

>> No.15836521

>>15836512
Am op, me too. He has grown on me.

>> No.15836530

>>15836512
>>15836517
Do you want to know something funny, I only said that one, and the first one about ice cream.

>> No.15836943

>>15836356
>>15836491
I’d kill myself if I were you guys. I don’t mean that as an insult. It’s amazing that you guys can go through shit like that and still be intelligible and trying.

>> No.15837050

>>15835849
Your 2 favourite main courses from your favourite delivery joints. Order one of them at dinnertime. Order the other one hours later for your bedtime snack.

>> No.15837097

>>15835849
Order the pepeloni but with no pepeloni.

>> No.15837206

>>15836356
oh want to play the tragedy game? I got dick cancer at 17 and went bald about a year later. Beat that