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15834273 No.15834273 [Reply] [Original]

who here /searedbitepilled/?

It just tastes better.

>> No.15834290

oh no, it's retarded.

>> No.15834300

>>15834273
Go back to twitter, burger king

>> No.15834329

>>15834273
this is the 4th fucking advertisement I've seen this week. GTFO, we don't want your ass trying to advertise to us you stupid fucking burger king PR-tards.

>> No.15834330

>here you go
I'm getting more of a seared bite on the Impossible Whopper, than I'm getting on the actual Who- no no no no no no no no.... No please don't say that no no no... No. Nonononono. No no nono no no. NONO NO NONO NO NOOOOO. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm not gonna trip. I wanted to come in a 100% hater.

I'mma tell you off the top. I wanted to take a bite of this and be like 'ehhh nah nah it it'- I'mma just flat out say it; your Impossible Whopper BK, IS BETTER THAN YOUR ACTUAL WHOPPER BK. YOUR IMPOSSIBLE WHOPPER BK IS BETTER THAN YOUR ACTUAL WHOPPER BK. IT HAS A MORE SEARED TASTE.

IT'S MORE OF A COOKOUT FLEX. IT JUST TASTES BETTER. Get over here. You get back in the bag. BK. That bite is so flavorful my m- and the fact that it works so well, it literally compliments the lettuce. Like I'm not even mad that I'm bittin' up, and I'm not even mad, that I'm eating lettuce right now and tomatoes.

You can really taste the onion because the sear, on this plant based situation right here, it's so strong and you barely get onion but the onion's there so you get a crunch off it, with soft bun action and SBA? BK, YOU'RE ONTO SOMETHING, AND I LIKE WHERE YOU, YOU GOIN' BK, THE IMPOSSIBLE WHOPPER SON

>> No.15834444

>>15834330
Based

>> No.15834688

>>15834444
nice quads fellow

>> No.15834986

>>15834273
Why doesn't McDonald's serve impossible patties?

>> No.15835022

>>15834330
what skin color

>> No.15835670

>>15834986
the VegGuntMcCuck is coming in a few months, don't tell anyone I told you about the (McPlant)

>> No.15837406

Sneerdbite

>> No.15837515 [DELETED] 

>>15834273
Africans never invented the wheel.

Think about that. That's incredible.

>> No.15837547
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15837547

>>15834273
Take the real red pill and go food free!

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15837587

Does the soy burger come in Whopperito form yet?

>> No.15837711

>>15837547
https://ajph.aphapublications.org/doi/pdf/10.2105/AJPH.76.6.661
dipshit