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Grug Make Dinner Anonymous Fri Mar 26 04:56:35 2021 No.15831983 [Reply] [Original]

Take note noobs
"lazy bachelors dinner"

Step one: get some best quality sausages around, none of that Mechanically reclaimed meat stuff, proper snags
Picrelated; Londons Pride Pork Sausage

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 26 04:58:24 2021 No.15831986 File: 2.66 MB, 3120x4160, IMG_20210326_205109.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Step two: get a couple whole frozen vegetables Not that diced stuff. Add butter, some salt, nuke it

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 26 04:59:00 2021 No.15831988 OP it's been nearly a minute are you ok

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 26 05:00:24 2021 No.15831994 File: 3.52 MB, 4160x3120, IMG_20210326_205853.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Step Three: Instant Mashed Potatoes Because you are lazy cunt Butter, salt, pepper

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 26 05:02:40 2021 No.15832003 File: 3.90 MB, 4160x3120, IMG_20210326_211622_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Step four: Sauce Instant Packet Brown Onion Sauce make Grug sad Mushrooms, butter, garlic, MSG, onion powder, parsley

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 26 05:04:13 2021 No.15832009 File: 2.15 MB, 3328x2496, IMG_20210326_213357.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Then you add Instant Packet Brown Onion Gravy

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 26 05:05:25 2021 No.15832015 File: 2.70 MB, 4160x3120, IMG_20210326_213742.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Plate faster than your first fuck

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 26 05:06:51 2021 No.15832019 File: 2.93 MB, 4160x3120, IMG_20210326_213723.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 3 meals before you finish your second beer

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 26 05:09:53 2021 No.15832028 File: 2.23 MB, 4160x3120, IMG_20210326_214544.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anyone who gets Maccas instead for convenience is beyond sloth

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 26 05:14:26 2021 No.15832043 >>15831983 nice pan retarded subhuman dog, stop putting petrolium derivates in contact with your food

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 26 05:19:38 2021 No.15832059 >>15832043 I'm lazy And everything comes in plastic so wtf do you want

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 26 05:24:06 2021 No.15832069 >>15831994 This is where you fucked it all up. Also, roasted carrots are way better than your bland boiled ones. Other than that, it's fine.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 26 05:30:28 2021 No.15832091 >>15832069 Can't be an instant lazy meal when you spend 20mins boiling potatoes assuming you didn't also peel them

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 26 05:30:44 2021 No.15832092 >>15832028 why do u wear shoes inside

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 26 05:31:42 2021 No.15832096 >>15832092 To keep his feet clean

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 26 05:32:35 2021 No.15832098 >>15831994 is that a bowl of salt?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 26 05:33:53 2021 No.15832103 >>15832096 why? clean your house

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 26 05:35:21 2021 No.15832108 File: 359 KB, 1732x2309, IMG_20210316_183534.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15832092 This >>15832096 My whole house is a building site and there is no carpet

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 26 05:37:05 2021 No.15832116 >>15832098 Dehydrated potato flakes available at every supermarket

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 26 05:37:14 2021 No.15832118 >>15832091 Yeah, wow, such effort boiling potatoes, draining, mashing and seasoning.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 26 05:38:06 2021 No.15832119 File: 54 KB, 960x954, When.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15832108 Please elaborate on your living situation, I am deeply curious.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 26 05:38:47 2021 No.15832120 >>15832116 why is it white

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 26 05:39:40 2021 No.15832122 >>15832118 No effort, just 3x the time of the entire meal just to make a fucking potato

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 26 05:44:28 2021 No.15832137 File: 1.07 MB, 2560x1440, P10207-225031.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15832119 The house has an earthquake damaged foundation and is due to be repaired, meanwhile I don't pay rent and the whole 9xbedroom house looks like picrelated

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 26 05:53:01 2021 No.15832163 File: 246 KB, 606x571, xaaa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15832137

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 26 05:57:58 2021 No.15832173 >>15832122 I mean, fair enough. But if you start making the mash first, everything else will be ready by the time you need to mash the potatoes etc. Plus it's just way better than powder potatoes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 26 06:02:17 2021 No.15832181 File: 1.96 MB, 400x225, Laughing_Duck.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15832163

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 26 06:03:36 2021 No.15832184 >>15832173 >Plus it's just way better than powder potatoes. Yes But Potatoes go off and take long. >>15832163 kek I pay $20 a week for power, my finances have never looked better, on track to buy my own property with no mortgage (Jewish Usury)

Anonymous Fri Mar 26 06:07:45 2021 No.15832190

>>15832163
I've always lived like that stupid post anyway, even when the National Security faggots raided my house they dissed me for it "you don't own a lot of furniture"
I got everything I need you faggots, couch, tv, desk, chair, what do you want???

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 26 06:12:48 2021 No.15832208 >>15832184 Whatever, I just never understand people who eat instant mash potato. It's stupid.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 26 06:17:00 2021 No.15832222 >>15832028 based kiwibro

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 26 06:17:27 2021 No.15832224 >>15832208 It's literally Instant and it's good

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 26 06:18:53 2021 No.15832227 >>15832222 Chur quads whack a Tanē

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 26 06:18:59 2021 No.15832228 >>15832224 It's not good though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 26 06:22:11 2021 No.15832235 >>15832228 Stop comparing it to potatoes then Instant mash + butter, S&P, drizzled in gravy is a good side that takes less time to make than your meat does to cook

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 26 06:29:58 2021 No.15832256 >>15832190 Pretty sure they wanted some evidence. They probably would have been more happy if you left them a real find.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 26 06:30:38 2021 No.15832260 >>15832184 Dumbass. With interest rates what they are now, a mortgage is basically free money.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 26 06:31:17 2021 No.15832261 >>15832256 Like a game of thrones style chair made of guns?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 26 06:32:27 2021 No.15832264 >>15832261 Oh man that sounds dope Yeah, if I was them I probably would have high-fived you after the cursory tazing

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 26 06:32:44 2021 No.15832265 File: 95 KB, 584x600, 1609822967671.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15832260 >We all live in the same country

Anonymous Fri Mar 26 07:42:10 2021 No.15832431

>>15832235
Why would you not compare it to potatoes? It's clearly just a shitty version of proper mashed potatoes. I'd be thinking that the entire time if I ate that. What's the point of making and eating something that's not good but you're too lazy to make it properly? even though its the easiest thing to make.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 26 08:17:05 2021 No.15832504 File: 29 KB, 679x516, 1606871257537.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15832431 Time you absolute fucking retard asif that wasn't already established

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 26 08:18:30 2021 No.15832510 >>15832504 You're the retard who eats instant mash

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 26 08:23:23 2021 No.15832525 File: 80 KB, 677x677, 1609823567618.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15832510 You dense cinderblock brained window licker This is thread is a sub 10min 3 meal prep for lazy Your 25minute potatoes can get fucked and so can you asshole

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 26 08:29:43 2021 No.15832538 >>15832137 Why no need to pay a the rent eh?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 26 08:32:43 2021 No.15832544 >>15832538 Friendship Also personal skills in civil engineering

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 26 08:45:08 2021 No.15832580 >>15832544 So you break your friend house with earthquake so you can live for free. Bad man.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 26 09:37:36 2021 No.15832754 See, puss, the real lazymode is just not to eat/eat way less. You could've just had the veggies. You'll never make it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 26 10:04:32 2021 No.15832844 >>15832525 >too lazy to eat proper food Ngmi I can accept the frozen veggies. They're fine. But come on, just get real potatoes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 26 10:04:46 2021 No.15832846 >>15832059 i want you to stop

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 26 10:23:51 2021 No.15832915 >>15831983 Those are not quality sausages fren. Look like collagen casings.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 26 10:29:59 2021 No.15832935 >>15832544 >skills Well why does the place still look like shit?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 26 10:32:47 2021 No.15832946 File: 96 KB, 1013x494, spotify.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15832015 Looks like canteen food >>15832028 >Tuo Da Gloriam >Worship >XXX Rottweiler hundar Are you gonna shoot up a mosque soon?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 26 10:35:00 2021 No.15832953 File: 44 KB, 940x627, DA44E175-3296-4BD8-A60F-CBB212CE8DFA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15831983 Tongue my anus, chink.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 26 10:56:55 2021 No.15833057 >>15832525 cringe

Anonymous Fri Mar 26 11:00:44 2021 No.15833076

>>15832059
You should get a stainless steel skillet from a brand like All-Clad (seconds or used), Tramontina, or MadeIn. Coated/nonstick type pans dont properly brown your food and can’t build up find for gravy. They get ruined by high heat so easily. I don’t even bother to use nonstick for eggs. You can “season” a stainless steel pan before cooking sensitive items by heating a bunch of any oil/fat in it at high heat then pouring the excess into a jar.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 26 12:00:05 2021 No.15833374 File: 35 KB, 456x456, 1615543667206.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I like sausages as much as the next guy but your shit is so lazy you ain't got no room to be flexing on McDonald's.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 26 17:07:30 2021 No.15835082 >>15832028 >meme beer Such a shame desu

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