/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15828538]

My dog is gonna die soon. What should I cook for her before she goes? What's your dog's favorite treat? She's missing some teeth, so soft is better.

[Anonymous No.15828556]

>>15828538
Chocolate cake

[Anonymous No.15828558]

Do her favorite trick with the peanut butter

[Anonymous No.15828565]

>>15828538
Feed her soilent and watch her grow titties and vote Democrat

[Anonymous No.15828572]

>>15828538
Feed her a .45 JHP

[Anonymous No.15828573]

>>15828556
>>15828558
>>15828565
>>15828572
Don't listen to them

Letting go of a dog is very difficult. I think you can look up a recipe for a "gourmet" dog food, don't buy store-bought food, pour your heart and soul into her final meal.

[Anonymous No.15828575]

>>15828538
pupper sloppa

[Anonymous No.15828583]

she's never felt the touch of a man in her whole life. don't let her die without that experience. she's loved you so long, the least you could do is love her back.

[Anonymous No.15828598]

>>15828538
Holy shit the people in this thread
Make her a nice hamburger steak sided with any other greasy meats you can think of: bacon, sausage etc. and use the grease to make some gravy and drizzle the stuff over the plate. Hope I'm not too late OP

[Anonymous No.15828606]

>>15828598
This

[Anonymous No.15828607]

>>15828538
Give the good girl a proper meat feast. Pork shoulder is cheap and no dog would be upset with five pounds of pulled pork to munch on. Just don't go overboard with seasonings or vinegar like you might for yourself, keep it basic and she'll be happy.

[Anonymous No.15828627]

I'm sorry anon. My boy is 12 and had a health incident a few months ago that brought me to tears every time I thought about losing him. Fortunately he's fully recovered and back to his old self, but I thought that was the start of the spiral.

My guy is appreciative of any nibbles of proper meats we give him, but he goes bezerk for tuna. You put a scoop in his bowl and it disappears instantly.

But yeah, fuss her as often as you can too.

[Anonymous No.15828636]

>>15828538

[Anonymous No.15828637]

>>15828607
>>15828598
This. Some kind of meat with a whole lota unsalted butter.

[Anonymous No.15828638]

>>15828573
>>15828598
Thanks bros. She still has some time left, I just wanna make sure she's as happy as possible. I cooked her a chicken liver the other day and she loved it. It is tough because the vet said the tooth extraction would fix her nostril but it didn't and I don't know how long she has left

[Anonymous No.15828642]

unironically my dog really likes sardines

[Anonymous No.15828649]

when my dog was knocking on deaths door, i made him steamed trout with boiled peas and carrots, all mashed together, he loved that. Sorry for your dog, OP, it's painful

[Anonymous No.15828654]

Holy Fuck! Is that a greyhound?

Probably shouldn't give her anything to rich. She won't want the shits whilst she on her death bed.

[Anonymous No.15828661]

>>15828642
Nothing wrong with giving them plenty of treats they like, but any beloved pets final meal should be something made with love, not bought.

[Anonymous No.15828663]

my parents put my dogs down without letting me or my sisters know beforehand and then they were just gone.
4 times

[Anonymous No.15828674]

>>15828663
Because your parents love you and wanted to spare you the torment of saying goodbye. Go thank them.

[Anonymous No.15828682]

>>15828674
I get that, and that was their reason, still sucked though. Would've sucked no matter what so it is what it is I guess

[Anonymous No.15828696]

>>15828654
Close, she's a whippet. She gets the runs from too much fat, so I have to be careful.

[Anonymous No.15828719]

>>15828696
I used to have a whippet. Lovely dogs. I've spent a lot of time with greyhounds too. Sight hounds are special dogs.

Hope yours isn't suffering too much. Mine died from kidney disease

[Anonymous No.15828722]

When my dog was dyin I gave her ground beef cooked with some salt

[Anonymous No.15828725]

>>15828696
Pork tenderloin is extremely lean. Make a pork roast and dice it up for her. Toss in some peas and carrots if you like.

[Anonymous No.15828742]

>>15828663
I would hate that. My last dog was gone mentally before he got put down. This time it's different, she is totally lucid and the rest of her body is still healthy. Whatever is on her nose is getting bigger though. The vet thought it was an abcess or maybe cancer.

[Anonymous No.15828746]

>>15828538
good nite sweet puppers

[Anonymous No.15828751]

I constantly stop at Sams Club and pick up the five dolllar Rotisserie chicken for my dogs.

[Anonymous No.15828763]

>>15828642
I save 2 when I eat deenz - 1 for each of my dogs. They keep licking their bowls for a good 5 minutes afterwards.

[Anonymous No.15828769]

>>15828638
>tooth extraction would fix her nostril
can we get some more info? i always get invested in internet doggo

[Anonymous No.15828792]

>>15828769
this. is it certain that she's gonna die or is the procedure painful and possibly not worth it?

[Anonymous No.15828795]

>>15828538
dogfucker

[Anonymous No.15828797]

>>15828742
Friend of mine had a vizsla that had cancer on its snout. Tried and failed to convince him to put it out of it's misery before it was too late. He was a good guy, but just couldn't bring himself to do it. Pour thing ended up with a gaping hole going all the way through to it's mouth and was on pain killers that made it walk like a drunk for six months before he finally put it down. Don't let it get that far if it's cancer, regardless of how hard it is to say goodbye.

[Anonymous No.15828801]

>>15828763
I have some cans, but they are in oil. I will get some water ones. She used to like nibbling the canned clams when I would bring her fishing.

[Anonymous No.15828807]

>>15828792
on a side note, my old pupper loved sweet potato mash with peas and a side of fish or roast beef

[Anonymous No.15828818]

>>15828797
yeah it's more humane to just put them down when they arent in constant pain, i waited a week too long with my own dog and i still regret it

[Anonymous No.15828835]

>>15828769
>>15828792
>>15828797
The vet said it would get better from the extraction, but after the antibiotics ran out it started getting better again. I want to take her back to the vet but my mom doesn't. She thinks it's better not to do more antibiotics, and from what I read online that's all they can really do now. We wouldn't be able to to cancer treatment so we aren't gonna get a test for it.

[Anonymous No.15828847]

>>15828835
get the cancer test, if it comes up positive for cancer, put the poor pupper down. It's the best thing to do in the long run, take it from me, i've been there

[Anonymous No.15828860]

>>15828583
This

[Anonymous No.15828861]

>>15828835
Meant to say started getting bigger, as in more inflammation. It seems like when we go on walks it gets a little smaller temporarily, so we have been going 2 miles every other day. I started with shorted distances but her endurance is still surprisingly good.

[Anonymous No.15828862]

>>15828847
absolutely. let her go before you HAVE to let her go. it's god damn hard but it's the righteous thing to do.

[Anonymous No.15828866]

>>15828835
If it's just an abscess the vet should be able to lance and drain it and make it a non issue with antibiotics. It's also quite cheap. Invest in her for one last trip to the vet to find out if it's simply an abscess, it would be shameful to put a dog down for suspected cancer when a $50 vet bill would have healed her.

[Anonymous No.15828872]

>>15828663
>4 times
dangerously BASED

[Anonymous No.15828884]

>>15828866
Ok I will call them up tomorrow morning and schedule it.

[Anonymous No.15829026]

>>15828538
Go kill yourself. Seriously what goes through your head to post this misery here?

[Anonymous No.15829031]

>>15828538
Deez nuts

[Anonymous No.15829081]

>>15829031
You shouldn't feed your testicles to OP's dog.

[Anonymous No.15829125]

>>15829026
I gave you fuckers enough recipes let me sadpost

[Anonymous No.15829133]

>>15829125
dont listen to those fags, we're not all dicks here

[Anonymous No.15829137]

>>15829125
Don't be such a fatalist. It's just an abscess. Get it lanced and some antibiotics and she'll be wagging her tail for a few more years anon.

[Anonymous No.15829139]

>>15828538
Maybe cook a nice steak then throw it in the blender with some water to make like a shredded steak slop that she can eat without teeth. Sorry to hear bout your dog.

[Anonymous No.15829191]

>>15829137
I hope you are right. I will try to get her checked out again asap.

[Anonymous No.15829201]

>>15829191
It came about along with a bad tooth, right? That's one of the most common causes of an abscess on a dog's snout. It's FAR more likely to just be that than cancer especially considering it's appearance along with a tooth issue. She's gonna be fine anon.

[Anonymous No.15829212]

>>15828538
Fuck her, from her size she must be fine with a human penis

[Anonymous No.15829233]

>>15829201
I'm a vet and I think I could determine if it's a tumor or an abscess if OP posted some well lighted pics of her nostril/inflamed area. also if he checked her temperature and if it's hard or soft to the touch

[Anonymous No.15829245]

>>15829201
That the thing gets smaller with antibiotics and with exercise really makes me agree that it's an abcess. Good on op for making an appointment now. Ask about paying in parts if you need it, op.

[Anonymous No.15829504]

I've had 2 dogs live full lives (20, and 16 years old) and for their final meals I made them their favorite dishes they'd beg for when I ate.
Shit sucks, anon. Keep it simple. She's a dog, and may not notice a huge flavor profile or a complex dish, but she'll know the difference between kibble and real shit, and more than that, she'll know the difference between leftovers and scraps, and the good shit.

Also, be there for her when she goes. I assume you're getting her put down, make sure you're there, make sure you're holding her, make sure she gets to look at you, cause she's far more terrified, scared, and hurt than you will be.

[Anonymous No.15829542]

>>15829125
kys thx.

[Anonymous No.15829562]

>>15828538
Pot roast, real fatty cut of meat, carrots and potatoes

[Anonymous No.15829622]

>>15829191
Let us know how it turned out and cook her the meal regardless of prognosis. Celebrating a happy life of love or another tomorrow, either way she's earned it

[Anonymous No.15829657]

>>15829562
This. Maybe some cooked rice as well if you want to make it extra filling.

[Anonymous No.15829664]

>>15828538
>What should I cook for her before she goes?
you mean "how"?

[Anonymous No.15831145]

family has given every dog about to die a nice big juice seared steak

[Anonymous No.15831161]

A nice cheesey butter burger. Mayo only condiment. Check out dog deserts online too.

[Anonymous No.15831601]

>>15828583
Do it

[Anonymous No.15831669]

Cats rule.

[Anonymous No.15831671]

>>15831601
Shouldn't that post be accompanied by a wojack or pepe like a good little NPC zoom zoom?

[Anonymous No.15831712]

>>15831669
your cat will die also anon, and when it does, remember that most people prefer dogs and if you tell anyone they won't feel as bad as they would if it were a dog. But you are right, cats do rule.

[Anonymous No.15831725]

>>15831712
All pets rule. No exceptions. It's literally a beast that has tricked you into feeding and caring for it. By definition it rules you. No need for semantics.

[Anonymous No.15831831]

>>15831671

[Anonymous No.15832139]

im sorry about your dog anon, give her some scratches and regards from anon

[Anonymous No.15832161]

>>15828573
>Letting go of a dog is very difficult.
You get used to it, or maybe it just seems insignificant once you lose someone you love.

[Anonymous No.15832246]

ah, reminds me my little ratdog. this granny had no teeth left in her mouth in her final years but lived to eat food. any food I made or bought, she always got a decent chunk of because I knew intuitively that she didn't have much time left.

[Anonymous No.15832267]

>>15828538
Most dogs really like offal. Good luck anon, your going to carry that weight.

[Anonymous No.15832276]

>>15828682
Nah that's a load of shit. When your dog is panicking on the table because they're about to be euthanized the least you can do is cry like a baby and let them see you in their last moments.

[Anonymous No.15832281]

>>15832276
My dog was really calm when he got the shot, but the whole family was there with him so I'm sure that helped. I hope it did at least

[Anonymous No.15832317]

>>15828538
there is something royally fucked up about serving an animal the flesh of another animal.

[Anonymous No.15832358]

>>15832317
I used to feed her bunnies that I would shoot in the garden. She would get so excited when she saw them outside. I let her watch me butcher and cook them so she understood exactly what was going on. She absolutely loved those things. I wonder if I can get rabbit meat at a store nearby.

[Anonymous No.15832364]

>>15832317
Begone faggot, the only messed up things is to feed an animal the same animal. Except for chickens, those guys will eat another chicken on their own.

[Anonymous No.15832458]

>>15832358
>>15832364
yeah ok carnies, enjoy your heart disease and colon cancer. I'll enjoy being healthy for the rest of my life.

[Anonymous No.15832466]

>>15832458
Enjoy weighing 90 lbs and having hair fall out of your head fucking dyel faggot

[Anonymous No.15832515]

>>15832276
They don't just give them the fatal shot, retard. They give them a mix of painkillers and sedatives first, like with people before they get a lethal injection.

[Anonymous No.15832583]

>>15828538
Ours loved a raw frozen bone to gnaw on like an icelolly in Summer.
I think you're not supposed to give them cooked bones or any bones from birds, but swine, cow, or lamb should be fine raw.
On the day we had to put her down I gave her some lightly fried porkliver. She seemed to like that too.

I'm sorry you're about the lose her, OP

[Anonymous No.15833371]

>>15831712
Well, when your moma dies, remember that the only people that care about whales are greenpeace hippies.

[Anonymous No.15833503]

>>15832515
cool non sequitur

[Anonymous No.15833508]

probably another dog. If I was on my death bed and i got to try a human steak for the experience I think I would want to

[Anonymous No.15834526]

>>15829622
Just got pack from the vet. They think its a tumor now. I don't know if I should let them put her down, or if I should take her camping and do it when she falls asleep. She is so scared at the vet.

[Anonymous No.15834814]

>>15834526
Just kill the dog dude. Enough of the drama. Don’t be such a pussy waffling around. Do exactly what you said your gonna do. Give her a good proper meal and send her off. Don’t be a faggot about it.

[Anonymous No.15835189]

>>15828538
My childhood dog loved peanut butter as much as the day itself, and I'd imagine that'd be easy enough to eat without any teeth at all. Stay strong, brother.

[Anonymous No.15835205]

>>15834814
fuck off, nonwhite. you would never understand the bonds normal humans form with their dogs.

[Anonymous No.15835233]

>>15828696
I share creeme brulee with mine. It's our special meal.

[Anonymous No.15835244]

Buy her KFC

[Anonymous No.15835529]

Hamburger hash, day in day out.

[Anonymous No.15835538]

>>15828663
based parents, buying family pets just so they can euthanize them without your consent at the earlier convenience

[Anonymous No.15835542]

>>15835205
You've never had to put down an old dog before, have you?

[Anonymous No.15835564]

>>15828538
minced beef and scrambled eggs cooked in bacon fat
i had do put my dog down a few years ago. i cried like a little girl.

[Anonymous No.15835602]

Sight-hounds are the best doggos.

[Anonymous No.15835655]

>>15828538
When my dog passed we baked him a few pounds of chicken breast because he couldn't make it to his bowl, don't know if i've ever seen him so happy.

[Anonymous No.15836066]

>>15828538
>millions of people die in Africa each day
>one dog dies on /ck/ and everyone loses their mind

[Anonymous No.15836072]

>>15828583
What a remarkably optimistic post.

[Anonymous No.15836194]

>>15836066
I like dogs more than I like people

[Anonymous No.15836977]

>>15836066
>suggesting niggers are people

[Anonymous No.15837022]

>>15836977
um based

[Anonymous No.15837031]

>>15836194
>tumblr
>>15836977
/b/

[Anonymous No.15837041]

>>15836194
Me too

Dogs > people. Its an objective fact.

[Anonymous No.15837054]

>>15836194
>>15837041
I'd love to shiv you in the jugular and end your misery.

[Anonymous No.15837177]

>>15837054
seething lib

[Anonymous No.15837183]

>>15837177
nah just hate twinks like you

[Anonymous No.15837220]

>>15837183
t. twinkversatile

[Anonymous No.15837445]

>soft is better
That's not what she said. I have a husband you can use. His dick is broken from the porn, so it softens after 2~ minutes, perfect treat for pupper.

[Anonymous No.15837465]

>>15836066
Many nations and peoples have went in and tried to help, from building entire infrastructures to food and education. They refuse to keep anything in good shape or revert back to their voodoo religions, raping children to cure them of aids, or hunting down albino for their blood and bones. Fuck off, bleeding heart gigantic faggot.
https://youtu.be/rFWLmRYQVvA

[Anonymous No.15837476]

>>15828538
Praying for her and you. I hope she makes it

[Anonymous No.15837736]

OP. Pork tenderloin is extremely lean.
Don't bother cooking it, just trim the fat cap off if you feel it's too fatty. The meat itself all protein with no marbling.

[Anonymous No.15837820]

im sorry about your dog. theyre lucky to have you

[Anonymous No.15837945]

>>15828538
Puree hot dog and cheese whiz

[Anonymous No.15837955]

>>15828884
I wish for the best, anon. She's a lovely dog. Stand by her until the end and maybe it will turn out to not be happening just yet.

[Anonymous No.15837963]

>>15832317
We're all animals, anon. Humans got a big head about being able to use the internet and wear pants, that's all.

[Anonymous No.15837983]

>>15828538
if you have a pressure cooker, make some really gelatinous chicken or beef stock. just fill the pot with chicken wings and ox tails, and cook it for 90 minutes. when it's cold, it should be a meat jello. my dog would go absolutely nuts for it: a scoop of the meat jello was second only to string cheese as his favorite thing in the world.

[Anonymous No.15838003]

>>15828583
umm im pretty sure she would have had plenty of pats in her life time bro. thats half the reason for owning a dog

[Anonymous No.15839218]

>>15828538
Stuff with gravy. They like the salty fats. I'd say liver but I don't know about the chewing.

[Anonymous No.15839231]

>>15832161
I lost my sister and inherited her cat. Then one night two years later the cat started making pained meowing sounds. I wanted to take her to the vet on the morning, so I just held her. She started convulsing for a few seconds and then was gone.
It really wrecked me.

[Anonymous No.15839256]

>>15828638
Don’t try to save them, just make sure their journey is as comfortable as possible. In the end, they decide how hard they fight or do not fight, and your role really is to validate whatever decision they make with love. Basically, give the love you yourself won’t get (barring an amazing family), and the love you can provide will hopefully level you up in whatever is beyond this life.

A good rule pf thumb is whatever they’re interested in, food-wise, just give them that. Good luck anon, and please don’t try to make them stay when they’e decided to go.

[Anonymous No.15839311]

>duality of man, the thread

[Anonymous No.15839317]

>>15828538
Whatever she likes knowing this from the years you owned her