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What would a grilled in the office egg salad sandwich smell like?

>> No.15825910

I'm trans btw

>> No.15825949

>>15825900
>egg mayonnaise
>salad
do americans really?

>> No.15826215

>>15825949
Go to wikipedia and see the definition of a salad and you will hate the anglo

>> No.15826823

>>15826215
>he based his life around what wikipedia says
do americans really?

>> No.15827181

>>15825900
What does he mean by in the office ?

>> No.15827187

>>15825900
Do americans really grill a sandwich in the office?
Man i was thinking you have such shitty "things" like #metoo and stuff like this. But your fatass coworker is allowed to grill a sandwich next to you ?

>> No.15827254

>>15825900
do amerifats really?

>> No.15827277

>>15825900
I think it would smell like a grilled egg salad sandwich. But I could be wrong tho.

>> No.15827334

>>15825900
It would smell better than whatever Chandresh heated up for lunch

>> No.15827486

>>15825900
>>15827181
>>15827187

Come on mates give It to me straight

>> No.15827894
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15827894

>have shit office job
>not bad, but found out I was getting dicked out of $400-800 commission monthly
>Wednesday, I ordered three fried catfish and calabash shrimp plates from fish market / takeout fish joint.
>Eat one, so bring one of those thick mil plastic bags for giant electronics for the other plate
>Put in bag, and put in desk
>Friday is last day
>Shit weasel manager has ice cream cake after lunch for going away across the country
>Take the latest lunch time so it wouldn't be cut.
>Already had packed things up and put in car
>Except the 3 day old seafood plate
>Sneak it to the kitchen and smells rank when bag is opened
>Grab real plate and throw leftovers on it.
>Set microwave for 10 minutes
>Put "PRIVATE MEETING" note on door
>Walk out of office
>Buddy told me the microwave had to be thrown away and that smell penetrated the walls and ceilings.
>Right next door to shit manager's office who HATES fish/seafood.
>Settle it out of court with company over lost wages to where it would have been median commission +15%

I know you hate going into working smelling that James.

>> No.15827934

>>15827894
Wtf. How did they get that cat to do that