/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15820813]

>he's not bripeing his coffee
ahahahaha, get with the times kiddo
https://briping.com/

[Anonymous No.15820819]

>>15820813
picrel, me bripeing with the boys

[Anonymous No.15820821]

>>15820813
redpill me on briping

[Anonymous No.15820826]

>he doesn't prepare his coffee like a crack addict

[Anonymous No.15820833]

>>15820826
meant to post this image here

[Anonymous No.15820843]

Instant coffee will always be the coffee of choice in the backwoods. You can drink it cold and it will still perk you up.
>t. no power or gas

[Anonymous No.15820844]

I legitimately can't tell even from the website. The videos seem like they're vaping it, but is this not just a fucking sippy cup?

[Anonymous No.15820847]

>>15820813
It doesn’t look as stupid as I thought it would but
>briping
Why does it feel like a Californian came up with dumb ass name?

[Anonymous No.15820848]

>>15820844
I want off this gay earth

[Anonymous No.15820852]

Drug addicts are disgusitng.

[Anonymous No.15820855]

>>15820813
>try to be friendly and offer a little to your local congressman at the busstop
>go to jail

[Anonymous No.15820856]

>>15820813
I was briping before it was cool.

[Anonymous No.15820859]

>>15820856
did that fucker crimp his beard

[Anonymous No.15820866]

>>15820859
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tltBHjmIUJ0
It our coffee lord and savior James Hoffmann

[Anonymous No.15820876]

>>15820833
>>15820844
It looks like a fucking crack pipe.

[Anonymous No.15820884]

>>15820844
Yes, but it's a sippy cup that you brew the coffee in. Sounds retarded.

[Anonymous No.15820890]

>>15820884
>>15820866
All of this seems like far more hassle than just brewing a cup and taking it in a travel mug, with the added bonus of looking absolutely retarded.

[Anonymous No.15820896]

>>15820890
How are you gonna brew that travel mug of coffee out in the woods?

[Anonymous No.15820899]

>>15820890
I can see it have some value for camping, but otherwise a travel cup is really the superior option.

[Anonymous No.15820920]

>>15820866
if a cop sees you do this in public i cant imagine how i'd try to explain to him how much of a disgusting hipster i am

[Anonymous No.15820927]

>>15820920
kek

[Anonymous No.15820954]

>>15820859
do you seriously think that's a real beard

[Anonymous No.15820972]

>>15820844
There's a pipe hidden under the pipe

[Anonymous No.15820973]

>>15820813
these niggas brapping in their coffee

[Anonymous No.15821009]

I usually brap after my coffee not before.

[Anonymous No.15821157]

>shit GenZ comes up with is so stupid it could easily be mistaken for irl trolling

[Anonymous No.15821170]

>>15820813
I quit drinking coffee after my best fried died.

[Anonymous No.15821192]

>>15821157
>gen z

[Anonymous No.15821195]

>>15820866
I've been looking at a carhartt jacket for a while now, am I gonna look like a hipster faggot? Is that a thing?

[Anonymous No.15821246]

>>15821195
Hipsters breathe air; does that mean you're going to hold your breath for the rest of your life?

Carhartt makes good jackets. If you like it, buy it.

[Anonymous No.15821276]

>>15821195
Carhartt is worn by way more blue collar workers than hipsters

[Anonymous No.15821277]

>>15820844
>blow air into stem to make bubbles

[Anonymous No.15821311]

>>15821195
carhartt is played out. if you live in a city people will 100% youre just some zoomer late to the trend.

[Anonymous No.15821429]

>>15821195
Carhartt is work wear, not a fashon statement. If you wear it to the holistic pet food store, you will look like a douchebag.

[Anonymous No.15821433]

>>15820813
This is the stupidest way to drink coffee I've seen in a long time. If you want a pipe, get a pipe.

[Anonymous No.15821434]

>>15821157
zoomers

[Anonymous No.15821439]

>>15820920
I've literally walked past cops smoking a pipe and not had any issues.

[Anonymous No.15821440]

>>15821277
as silly as it sounds, can you name a better way to mix your coffee than that?

[Anonymous No.15821512]

Must be a bitch to clean. What a stupid fucking idea. Is it too hard to brew coffee in the morning and put the shit in a thermos?

[Anonymous No.15821523]

>cops see you heat up a metal pipe with a blowtorch
>get shot

they didn't think this through

[Anonymous No.15821534]

>>15820856
didn't know sam does coffee videos now

[Anonymous No.15821535]

>>15820844
>185 degrees for the water

[Anonymous No.15822098]

>>15820813
My favorite part of the promo video is the model trying not to laugh when he sips from it.

[Anonymous No.15822177]

>>15820813
Why not just use a thermos? Do they need to feel like they're smoking to be intellectual?

[Anonymous No.15822229]

>>15822177
That was my immediate reaction.
I guess it's meant to be used for camping when want to pack minimal (no stove, pot, mug).

[Anonymous No.15822265]

>>15822177
>>15822229
This is a generation who works really hard about dodging responsibility and consequences in life. You can bet damned well they'll use a jet lighter for 3 minutes on a copper vessel so they can smoke their coffee, to avoid that awful tobacco but look cool.

[Anonymous No.15822313]

>>15822265
They aren't smoking coffee. There must be a filter inside it where you mix the grounds and water, and you sip it through the bottom. That's why it has a goose neck shape, so coffee doesn't come out as long as it's held upright.
It's still silly, since a small propane stove barely takes any space, and you could have enough cowboy coffee for your camp mates.

[Anonymous No.15822327]

>>15822313
Yeah but mini camping stoves don't look as good on the 'gram.

[Anonymous No.15822393]

>>15822313
this, why bring a stupid coffee pipe that barely gives you a cup of coffee that's a hassle to use and a pain to clean instead of just a coffee pot

[Anonymous No.15822622]

>>15822098
Holy shit it's not even subtle

[Anonymous No.15822848]

>>15821440
a fucking spoon, or literally any utensil for that matter

[Anonymous No.15822890]

>>15822848
why? it's a tiny little pipe, why would you dirty an extra utensil when you don't have to?

[Anonymous No.15822893]

>>15822229
clearly it's for when you're cliff diving in a lagoon with your bros

[Anonymous No.15822953]

>>15821170
F

[Anonymous No.15822971]

>>15820813
I hate hipsters so much. How has the culture not died yet?

[Anonymous No.15823091]

>>15820813
I guess vaping doesn’t make you look gay enough anymore

[Anonymous No.15823112]

>>15820813
>redditfags' incessant need to make shitty portmanteaus for things
Bripepig, more like it

[Anonymous No.15823118]

>>15823091
Nah, ever since it started getting popular in the Filipino/influencer/business/rap community, people stopped cringing. Smoking is the the cringe now.

[Anonymous No.15823156]

>be me, badass hiker
>hiking mt. everest with the boys
>get to the top
I'm kind of tired boys, mind if we sit here for a minute for a cup of coffee?

[Anonymous No.15823192]

>>15820819
stop saying picrel

[Anonymous No.15823236]

>hipsters

le sigh

“Hipster” is a term co-opted for use as a meaningless pejorative in order to vaguely call someone else’s authenticity into question and, by extension, claim authenticity for yourself.

It serves no conversational function and imparts no information, save for indicating the opinions and preferences of the speaker.

Meanwhile, a market myth has sprung up around the term, as well as a cultural bogeyman consisting of elusive white 20-somethings who wear certain clothes (but no one will agree on what), listen to certain music (no one can agree on this either), and act a certain way (you’ve probably sensed the pattern on your own).

You can’t define what “that kind of behavior or fashion or lifestyle” actually is, nor will you ever be able to. That’s because you don’t use “hipster” to describe an actual group of people, but to describe a fictional stereotype that is an outlet for literally anything that annoys you.

The twist, of course, is that if it weren’t for your own insecurities, nothing that a “hipster” could do or wear would ever affect you emotionally. But you are insecure about your own authenticity - “Do I wear what I wear because I want to? Do I listen to my music because I truly like it? I’m certainly not like those filthy hipsters!” - so you project those feelings.

Suffice it to say, no one self-identifies as a hipster; the term is always applied to an Other, to separate the authentic Us from the inauthentic, “ironic” Them.

[Anonymous No.15823256]

>>15820813
I wonder who from this company thought advertising on 4chan would lead to sales

This company's going to crash and burn

[Anonymous No.15823266]

>>15821195
How have you been looking 'for a while' for a fucking carhartt jacket? Do you live in Afghanistan?

[Anonymous No.15823267]

>>15822393
>that's a hassle to use and a pain to clean instead of just a coffee pot
The concept is retarded, but so are
You.
>hassle to use
You click a lighter
>pain to clean
You literally dump it out
These aren’t difficult things. If they were, this product wouldn’t appeal to the laziest generation.

[Anonymous No.15823270]

>>15823236
Hipster subhuman

[Anonymous No.15823271]

Hypothetically, could I use this to suck coffee up my ass

[Anonymous No.15823314]

>>15820813
This is so gay, I’d laugh if someone pulled some shit like this out

[Anonymous No.15823328]

>>15823236
This is such regard pasta
>That’s because you don’t use “hipster” to describe an actual group of people, but to describe a fictional stereotype that is an outlet for literally anything that annoys you.
No, I use “faggot” as the catch-all term for people who annoy me.
I use “hipster” to describe a specific subset of faggot.
All hipsters are faggots. Not all favors are hipsters. Do you need a diagram?

[Anonymous No.15823344]

>>15823236
This is such retard pasta
>That’s because you don’t use “hipster” to describe an actual group of people, but to describe a fictional stereotype that is an outlet for literally anything that annoys you.
No, I use “faggot” as the catch-all term for people who annoy me.
I use “hipster” to describe a specific subset of faggot.
All hipsters are faggots. Not all favors are hipsters. Do you need a diagram?

[Anonymous No.15823349]

>>15823344
First time agreeing with a phoneposter. Based.

[Anonymous No.15823372]

>>15823349
Can’t drag a computer to a restaurant, brah.

[Anonymous No.15823375]

>>15823344
yes

[Anonymous No.15823473]

I think this is a very clever answer to the question, "How light can I make a coffeeemaker". I think that >>15823156 makes a good point about hikers using this. It would be good for high altitude hikers, or for long distance (like appalachian trail type) hikers.
In fact, I really like this. The copper body serves the dual purpose of transferring heat from the meth lighter and looking really cool. If it were aluminum, it would transfer heat better but give you alzheimers. If it were steel, it wouldn't transfer heat so well. The cork sleeve is a nice touch so you don't burn your fingers. For $50, if I was a hiker I would certainly have bought one today.
This post might be an advertisement

[Anonymous No.15823541]

>>15820844
WHO THE FUCK EVEN NEEDS THIS

[Anonymous No.15823633]

Honestly it looks like fun, and probably one of the most lightweight options for hiking

[Anonymous No.15823646]

>>15823473
The only thing I wonder is how malleable the metal is, usually if I'm hiking I would just jam a bunch of shit into a bag. Even if it comes with a case then it would probably take up a lot more space

[Anonymous No.15823651]

>>15820813
>>15820899
>>15822229
>>15822313
>>15823156
>>15823267
>>15823473
>>15823633
I agree with all of you, this looks perfect for hiking! And it's on sale for half off the mega kit, it's only $50 with shipping. It's on backorder but I won't be camping soon anyway. I'm in for 2 - one for me and one for my dad for his bday.

[Anonymous No.15823662]

>>15823473
>For $50, if I was a hiker I would certainly have bought one today
lmao

[Anonymous No.15823691]

>>15823662
$50 is a good price for a camp coffee maker, for example take a look at this
https://www.wacaco.com/pages/nanopresso

[Anonymous No.15823700]

>>15823633
This is actually a really good point. During a long hump weight is everything

[Anonymous No.15823874]

>>15820813
brumping this based thread. This coffee pipe looks sick.

[Anonymous No.15824013]

>>15823651
>>15823874
Could you be any less transparent, you shameless fucking shills.

[Anonymous No.15824127]

>>15824013
>shills
>on a board filled with unemployed contrarian poorfags
Seems legit.
I just ordered 3 bripes. One for home, one for the bag I take to the dogpark, and one for my biking kit.

[Anonymous No.15824141]

>>15824127
Bad shill. Why would you ever need more than one?

[Anonymous No.15824160]

>>15824141
He just said, one for home, one for the bag he taks to the dog park, and one for the biking kit.

[Anonymous No.15824226]

>>15824160
don't forget one to stuff up your ass

[Anonymous No.15824243]

>>15824226
Actually, it might work as a contraceptive if you put it in your pussy. Aren't IUDs copper?
Haha just kidding - I don't recommend anyone does this. The only part of the bripe you should insert into your body is the nozzle, and only into your mouth.

[Anonymous No.15824249]

>>15824243

[Anonymous No.15824274]

>>15824249
>mfw I go camping but forget my bripe

[Anonymous No.15824300]

>>15820844

[Anonymous No.15824397]

>braping

[Anonymous No.15824467]

Does it work for meth?

[Anonymous No.15824478]

>>15822265
The hell are you talking about dodging responsibility and consequences in life? ...the consequences of bringing a thermos of camping?
This is just a ridiculous product, all generations have had them.
You arent above anything, in fact you might be the thing you look down on so much.

[Anonymous No.15824511]

>>15824478
>t. Angry zoomlet son of a single mom

[Anonymous No.15824525]

>>15820813
>trip over rock while camping
>spill coffee everywhere
>cant put it down either

[Anonymous No.15824641]

>>15820896
the same way you cook your food

[Anonymous No.15824648]

>>15822890
you realise you're dirtying the tiny little pipe and it much harder to clean than a spoon

[Anonymous No.15824655]

>>15824648
that's besides the point

[Anonymous No.15824656]

Holy shit the inventor is a literal fucking chad wizard. He's even got a little harem up on his waterfall.

[Anonymous No.15824668]

>>15822327
The gram is for millineals, zoomers prefer snap but now mostly tiktok

[Anonymous No.15824678]

Imagine not bripeing... what the fuck is wrong with non bripers

[Anonymous No.15824693]

>>15820844
coffee is for degenerates, but this is actually a pretty kino way to brew coffee

t. non degenerate

[Anonymous No.15824729]

>>15820844
coffee addicts are literally a step closer to crack fiends

[Anonymous No.15824741]

>>15820813
I'm a little past huffing coffee.

[Anonymous No.15824772]

Saw this earlier, I'd have bought one for laughs if it wasn't 50 dollars. This is going to sell like hotcakes by the way, it fits in exactly with the "I do everything ironically" crowd.
>Dude I brew my coffee in a funny way but I'm like, self aware about it so I'm beyond criticism.
It's just cowboy coffee with a little metal filter for the grounds and a straw. Key changes
>No separate dumb plastic shit to hold the coffee, grind it ahead of time and have a lid on the "bripe" to store it.
You're already so far down the compromise hole, fuck grinding it fresh, who cares.
>No fucking thermometer
It doesn't matter, it does nothing. This is way too much shit to put in a bag to make shitty coffee, the aeropress was already the god of instragram mountain coffee shots.

If I could just pop it out of my pocket, pour in some water, break out the torch and start going it'd be usable. I imagine the coffee is decent, no reason for it to be bad. No reason you couldn't heat this over an alcohol stove either. All in all, 6/10 would hit the bripe if it was cheaper or had some modifications for practicality.

[Anonymous No.15824895]

>>15824655
no it's not

[Anonymous No.15824909]

>>15820813
why brap when you can bripe?

[Anonymous No.15824961]

>>15820896
>he's never had cowboy coffee
cuck

[Anonymous No.15824978]

>>15824741
hahaha holy shit anti narcoleptic medication Jesus Christ what are you the head of a series of banks or something?

[Anonymous No.15824998]

BBBBBRRIIIIIIIIPPPE *sip*...oh yes my dear....Sssiiiip...Quite pungent indeed..is that...dare i say...coffee i taste?

[Anonymous No.15825201]

>>15820813
so it's just a mate, but with coffee grounds?

[Anonymous No.15825210]

>>15824249
Imagine the smell.

[Anonymous No.15825212]

>>15820896
How the fuck can you possibly be this stupid? If anything this makes it way harder because you have to pack a fucking blowtorch with a bigass fuel tank.

[Anonymous No.15825222]

>>15824243
Christ dude, beginning to end that read like the worst shill post I've ever seen
>>15824160
Right, why bother having multiple? He likes it and it's that portable--just take it everywhere like you would a pipe. He says he bought three because he's either a shill or he's trying to troll by acting suspiciously shill-like, in which case, he's only making himself look stupid.

[Anonymous No.15825525]

>>15820813
If you want a drink to suck through a straw that looks cool just drink yerba mate

[Anonymous No.15825534]

>>15820813
This is just a cezve with a straw...

[Anonymous No.15825547]

>>15820813
God damn I fucking hate hipsters so much it gives me energy. They are an absolute pox on masculinity.

[Anonymous No.15825571]

im really tempted to buy this for 50 dollars to try out and then meme gift to someone

[Anonymous No.15825585]

>>15820813
This is just a tiny-ass cezve that has a straw attached to the bottom.

[Anonymous No.15825791]

>>15825210
that wasn't even the first time he was defrosted by splashing him with warm ""water"". that's also how they accidentally poked in his right eye. he one stinky boy i bet.

[Anonymous No.15825865]

>>15820813
Next time you open up the library bathroom door instead of a crackhead you'll see me briping.

[Anonymous No.15826229]

>>15824656
fucking extra based now. I bought 5 bripes, one for each day of the week

[Anonymous No.15826240]

>>15825201
Except that Bripe (TM) wasn't created by smelly brown people

[Anonymous No.15826393]

>>15825222
Just because of your autism, I bought another for the bathroom.
Now I can bripe while shitting.

[Anonymous No.15826410]

>>15825201
Its even worse, theyre using instant coffee.
this is literally just a hipster sippy cup.

[Anonymous No.15826414]

>>15826410
>theyre using instant coffee
How do you figure?

[Anonymous No.15826425]

>>15826414
I might be going blind but that shit in the OP and in their other marketing material looks a lot like instant.

[Anonymous No.15826439]

>>15821157
I know. Its almost impossible to differentiate between satire or trolling and real stuff. Clownworld.

[Anonymous No.15827268]

>>15824249
>how it feels to chew five gum

[Anonymous No.15827360]

>>15823691
Fuck you, aeropress exists for a third to a half the price.

[Anonymous No.15827379]

>just boil your 5 ph liquid in an unlined copper container ever time you need a pick me up!

[Anonymous No.15827381]

>>15827360
>aeropress
I would sincerely, unironically, without jest, rather buy a Bripe than a fageropress

[Anonymous No.15827386]

>>15827381
Whatever puckers your asshole, man.

[Anonymous No.15827410]

>the most mundane shit like making coffee turned into another 'must consoom more' """""""""""""hobby"""""""""""" that traps people into a spiral of constantly buying the next new "innovation" that "revolutionizes" their hobby.

[Anonymous No.15827431]

>>15820813
>Someone makes a harmless gadget
>This thread cries and shits their pants that civilization is ruined and that this and all future generations are doomed
You motherfuckers have to be some of the dumbest people on the planet

[Anonymous No.15827437]

>>15826425
youve just never ground your own coffee before

[Anonymous No.15827442]

>>15820813
I don't like coffee, I only drink water.

[Anonymous No.15827452]

>>15827386
It's not just my asshole, friend. But the world is almost unanimous on this decision. There's a reason your plastic coffee toy has it's own competition; because no one in the real world would actually use it.
Aeropress people are akin to vegans and ketotards. No matter what you say to them, they'll just plug their ears and keep retardedly boasting about how great their choice is.

[Anonymous No.15827555]

>>15827452
This consumer good is this identity and this other consumer good is this other identity. FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT.

[Anonymous No.15827560]

>>15820813
Holy fuck, just when I thought nothing could possibly be more faggy than vaping...

[Anonymous No.15827575]

>>15824648
You sound just like your little sister

[Anonymous No.15827703]

>>15827431
t. retard

[Anonymous No.15827740]

>>15820813
why would I want to do this instead of just drinking normal coffee

[Anonymous No.15827752]

>>15820844
Jesus Christ. There is a zero percent chance that this isn't some fucking psyop just to see how retarded they can get the peasantry to appear.

[Anonymous No.15827763]

>>15824655
Kek

[Anonymous No.15827811]

>>15824729
that's a meth pipe though

[Anonymous No.15828143]

>>15827442
Based, fuck this gay caffeine beanwater, if I beef to improve my circulation I'll do a few jumping jacks

[Anonymous No.15828182]

Who buys this shit? just get a tin cup and some instant coffee

[Anonymous No.15828187]

>>15828182
You would never in a million years match the quality brew of a Bripe with instant and a tin cup

[Anonymous No.15828193]

>>15827410
It must be miserable to be so upset by people who aren’t you spending money than isn’t yours.

[Anonymous No.15828207]

>>15822265
b8

[Anonymous No.15828213]

>>15828187
Who cares. If you're going serious camping or hiking are you really going to carry around a bunch of beans, a grinder, and some faggy blowtorch to heat your coffee pipe? No. You'll dump instant coffee out of a plastic bag into the canteen cup you use for all of your cooking.

[Anonymous No.15828219]

>>15828213
>are you really going to carry around a bunch of beans, a grinder
No, you’re going to carry ground coffee.
>some faggy blowtorch
Have you never seen a butane lighter?

[Anonymous No.15828222]

>>15828213
I don't think you've ever been camping, kiddo

[Anonymous No.15828225]

>>15823473
yeah this is true, I also think that this price is competitive, especially it ships with accessories too.
but the "coffee pipe" concept is just too fucking weird, it has nothing to do with the function of the product(brew cofee for one in a small copper container)

[Anonymous No.15828228]

>>15824160
jokes on you, i actually ordered 4!

[Anonymous No.15828240]

>>15826425
redard

[Anonymous No.15828247]

>>15825547
t.

[Anonymous No.15828268]

>>15828222
>>15828219
I go camping in places only accessible by float planes or bush planes, not car camping with your moms 1993 toyota corolla. I'm not hauling in a bag of coffee beans, a grinder, a copper coffee still, and a plumbing torch to make coffee.

[Anonymous No.15828292]

>>15828247
Why did you draw over George Floyd's face? Are you saying he's as ugly as your strawman?

[Anonymous No.15828311]

>>15828292
Not as ugly as you.

[Anonymous No.15828318]

>>15828268
That's not camping. That's being homeless with extra steps, chud

[Anonymous No.15828320]

>>15828268
It comes with a little container to hold your beans. So just a lighter and the coffee pot in a little pouch

[Anonymous No.15828359]

add some ground up tobacco leaf(not more than 1g) into your coffee when briping
makes a difference

[Anonymous No.15828380]

>>15828268
>imagine being so weak you can't carry a few coffee beans a bit of copper
I'm sure you're quite the outdoorsman, anon

[Anonymous No.15828383]

The fact that it makes polcels seethe this hard is making me consider buying one

[Anonymous No.15828395]

>>15828268
>I go camping in places only accessible by float planes or bush planes
No you don’t, brayden.
>I'm not hauling in a bag of coffee beans, a grinder
Nobody does. They haul ground coffee, fucktard.
>a plumbing torch
You’re a genuinely illiterate fuck.

[Anonymous No.15828403]

>>15828383
>buying things because it makes others angry
Congrats you are why corporatism is a thing now

[Anonymous No.15828422]

>>15828403
I live a pretty comfortable life with time for friends, family, vacations, I own a house, etc. Am I supposed to feel bad or something?

[Anonymous No.15828440]

>>15828422
Yes! You can’t just spend money on things I don’t like!

[Anonymous No.15828454]

>>15828422
What does that have to do with what i said?

[Anonymous No.15828531]

>>15828440
I said polcels, are you a polcel?
>>15828454
What are you even trying to say polcel?

[Anonymous No.15828570]

>>15825201
guarantee someone saw it, thought "you could probably do this with coffee too"

[Anonymous No.15828595]

>>15821523
no brown person would use this

[Anonymous No.15828730]

Not only did I just order a Bripe, I did so using ApplePay.

[Anonymous No.15829480]

>>15825212
Yeah, honestly the blowtorch is the deal breaker. I know I'm a total faggot for saying this, but I think it could be fun if it worked on a gas stovetop or a campfire or something.

[Anonymous No.15829691]

>>15829480
>fun
It's literally not-enough-coffee-in-a-pipe. Dumbest fucking thing I've ever seen. If I don't think about it too hard, it sounds like a good idea, and that's precisely why brainless hipsters will buy one.

[Anonymous No.15829798]

is this for people who like coffee and the crackpipe aesthetic?

[Anonymous No.15829848]

>>15829480
>I know I'm a total faggot for saying this, but I think it could be fun if it worked on a gas stovetop or a campfire or something.
Actually, you’re a total faggot for thinking a gas stovetop or fire or whatever else won’t “work” to heat up a simple copper vessel.
And where are you getting the whole “blowtorch” thing anyway? It’s literally a pocket-lighter.

[Anonymous No.15830094]

>>15829691
>having fun
>snort laugh
>with a leaf blower?
>ahahahahaHa

[Anonymous No.15830339]

>>15829798
>crackpipe aesthetic?
You’ve literally never seen a crackpipe, have you.

[Anonymous No.15830430]

>>15820813
this is the most retarded shit i've ever seen

[Anonymous No.15830434]

>>15821195
LL Bean jackets are amazing too

[Anonymous No.15830848]

>>15830094
>building a man
>neckbeard laugh
>out of straw?!

[Anonymous No.15830875]

>>15822177
It's called oral fixation.

[Anonymous No.15830991]

>>15828311
I'm very handsome.

[Anonymous No.15831107]

BRRRRIIIIPPPEEEEEE
sniff sniff mm
Yes
Very pungent coffee aroma
Snnniiiffffff
Hmm
Coppery

[Anonymous No.15831160]

>>15820813
Jesus fuck is instant too good for them?

[Anonymous No.15831279]

>>15830991
Other poster here. I believe you. You type handsomely

[Anonymous No.15831474]

>>15820813
Bripeing? More like brapping!
*farts*
Whew that part of the house is CLOSED

[Anonymous No.15831478]

>>15820813
Because nothing says convenience like brewing your coffee 1/4 cup at a time.

[Anonymous No.15831490]

>>15831478
Hipsters are next-level stupid.

[Anonymous No.15831495]

Coffee is for morons. Drink water.

[Anonymous No.15831566]

>>15831495
Go play with your Nintendo

[Anonymous No.15831603]

>>15820813
What is this gay shit?

[Anonymous No.15831604]

>>15831566
What the fuck are you on about? Coffee is the most soiboi shit ever, faggot. They love bragging about their fancy ass coffee brewing methods and their fancy half-caf-pas-mas-trash cap soy lattes with dustings of cinnamon.
They don't know the first thing about health. If they did they would know that s*y makes them feminine and weak.

Be healthy faggot. Drink water.

[Anonymous No.15831614]

>>15827379
Don’t you talk yo copper that way!

[Anonymous No.15831621]

>>15831604
>snakefag will save us! Caffeine bad!
You are a gullible retard and it shows through your entire post.

[Anonymous No.15831633]

>>15831621
Who the fuck is 'snakefag', you absolute schizo? Drink fucking water. Water was the only liquid designed to enter our bodies.

You also eat potato chips too, huh fag?

[Anonymous No.15831640]

>>15831633
I feel like titty milk was meant to enter our bodies as well.

[BAVI No.15831641]

>>15831614
I kneel...

[Anonymous No.15831648]

>>15831640
Yeah. When you're less than a year old. You're, I am assuming, a grown man. Meaning you're only meant to drink water now.

And you're drinking fucking caffeinated bean water. You are choosing to have bad health. You should be considered suicidal and put on hospital watch for this.

[Anonymous No.15831654]

>>15831633
I misread your post and thought you meant coffee makes you soi and weak. You're even more of a fucking retard for thinking soi does that, though. It's literally a fucking meme. You're not convincing anyone by mentioning a group of fags and saying "all coffee drinkers are like this!!1" when you know good and well that most of us niggers drink it nigger black, nigger.
>water was the only liquid designed to enter our bodies
You really make me want to ask why you guzzle cum, but instead, I'll just point out how fucking reddit-tarded you sound. Holy fuck anon, you are one pop sci worshipping cringelord.

[Anonymous No.15831656]

>>15831648
>>15831654
Inb4 he says "ebic trole" despite just making himself stand out as a LITERAL retard.

[Anonymous No.15831688]

>>15831654
>>15831656
Link to one study that proves that we are meant to drink anything but fucking water and I'll admit I'm wrong.

[Anonymous No.15831706]

>>15831654
I never said all coffee drinkers are soi, I said all soibois are coffee drinkers. Just drink water.

[Anonymous No.15831716]

>>15831688
>studyfag
>meant to drink water
Nigger, you're sitting at a computer or on a phone. You know humans weren't meant to touch plastic and glass, right? I sure hope you're not indoors right now, or you'll be breathing in unusually high levels of your own farts that would normally float away in the wind.
Drinking "only water" seems to have damaged you somehow, so I'm going to go out of my way to not drink any water tomorrow, lest I end up embarrassing myself one day like you.

[Anonymous No.15831733]

>>15831716
>thinks provable studies are nonsense
Room temperature IQ confirmed.
>youre sitting at a computer
I have a standing desk with a treadmill like Linus Torvalds that I am on right now. Whenever I am on my computer I am getting mild physical activity in, i.e. walking.
>If you stay inside youll breath your own farts
And this is detrimental how?

[Anonymous No.15831746]

>>15831733
Room temperature in kelvin. More than enough to piss off fear grimace fans like you without putting any effort into it. Anyway, you should stop responding because your reddit is showing.

[Anonymous No.15831748]

>>15821192
Yes it's absolutely you zoomer faggot fucks that are buying shit like this, don't even pretend it's not

[Anonymous No.15831759]

>>15831746
I've been on here since you've been in your dad's balls, zoomer.
You're just upset that I'm going to live to 100 and you won't. Seethe harder and drink water zoomer.

[Anonymous No.15831761]

Hehe
Braping

[Anonymous No.15831776]

>>15831759
I can't believe I already made you resort to calling me a zoomer. Wanna know how you came here in 2010, newfag? Keep making yourself look silly. Do it. I dare you to reply to me.

[Anonymous No.15831783]

>>15831776
Nice projection faggot. You are a caffeine drinking moron and don't deserve an internet connection let alone to keep your life.
God I wish Stalin were still alive, he wouldn't fucking sniped your fat beer drinking bull ass.

[Anonymous No.15831787]

You two should just kiss already

[Anonymous No.15831793]

>>15831787
Not until he drinks some water. I'm worried about his health uwu

[Anonymous No.15831818]

>>15831783
Confirmed election tourist. Biden is president now and he's going to save the country and improve relations with Russia so maybe you CAN have a Stalin in your life one day. Hope for it!

[Anonymous No.15831820]

>>15831818
Obsessed

[Anonymous No.15831821]

>>15831820
Upset

[Anonymous No.15831830]

>>15831821
>>15831820
Alright fuck it, let's kiss. You can backwash some water into my mouth and I'll swallow it.

[Anonymous No.15831834]

>>15820813
dude coffee
360 inhale it

[Anonymous No.15831838]

>>15831818
I remember the first of the four times moot threaded to delete pol. I can guarantee you're actually just the election tourist yourself and are projecting
Drink. Water.

[Anonymous No.15831859]

>>15831838
I remember when there was no fucking pol, or even /b/. Kiss me and backwash water into my mouth you fucking fag

[Anonymous No.15831897]

>>15831838
Now you're frantically digging, trying to find when /b/ opened up because you're a lying fag. gb2redit

[Anonymous No.15831927]

>>15824656
Get a fucking haircut you're not 20 anymore.
Tits in background.

[Anonymous No.15831930]

>>15820813
Can I put it in my ass? I hope I can put it in my ass.

[Anonymous No.15832435]

>>15831688
>Link to one study that proves that...
gotta be a troll, far too obvious

[Anonymous No.15832698]

>>15831604
You’ve got to be the most colossally insecure faggot on this entire board.
Congrats.

[Anonymous No.15832784]

>>15824693
This is 4chan, we're all degenerates here.

[Anonymous No.15832937]

>>15821512
With this you can make it anywhere and if you can find water you don't need to bring that with you. And the coffee in a thermos gets cold after a while. Also you don't need to make a decision if you will want coffee or not until you're already out instead of having to decide before you go out.

[Anonymous No.15832943]

>>15824648
It's harder to clean spoon+pipe than just the pipe.

[Anonymous No.15833255]

>>15832435
You literally cannot link to even one.
https://www.davidwolfe.com/8-reasons-only-drink-water/
Here you go.
>>15832698
Seethe harder, fatty. Post your mantits.

[Larper No.15833286]

>>15820813
>he doesnt snort lines of ground coffee

[Anonymous No.15833298]

>>15820856
Are saying he's wearing a beard wig? The absolute of modern youtubers

[Anonymous No.15833354]

>>15833255
>davidwolfe
oh, so our sources don't have to have any credibility behind them. Got it.

Coffee jumpstarted our scientific enlightenment. Go harvest your berries and live in your straw hut, water drinker.

[Anonymous No.15833359]

>>15833255
Wow, you’re literally the batshit schizo pilot from Dr. Strangelove. I bet you have the same things to say about fluoridation of water.
You’ve gotta be such a lonely little bitch to be so psychotically insecure.

[Anonymous No.15833463]

>>15825222
you faggots are so easy to bait holy shit

[Anonymous No.15833794]

what the fuck is this lol

[Anonymous No.15833999]

>>15824693
>calling people degenerates
>saying kino

[Anonymous No.15834005]

>>15820844
W H Y ?

[Anonymous No.15834034]

>>15821195
lol just just fucking buy it, they're nothing more hisptery that caring what other people think of you

[Anonymous No.15834258]

>>15824741
Not pictured: caffeine enemas

[Anonymous No.15834263]

>>15820813
Is this a commentary on smoking crack?

[Anonymous No.15834593]

>>15830991

this anon is VERY handsome
Meanwhile I can't even breed :(

[Anonymous No.15834597]

Fuck this backorder bullshit.
I want to suck on a bripe right fucking now.

[Anonymous No.15835125]

>>15832937
Meth, the poster.

[Anonymous No.15835451]

>>15833354
[citation needed]

[Anonymous No.15835617]

Rotflmao@ you fags who didn’t order a bripe yesterday.
Price has already gone up $10.
Enjoy not having one, poorfags.

[Anonymous No.15837204]

>>15824729Is this now Criping?

[Anonymous No.15837808]

>>15835617
We don't care about your weak attempts to shitpost/shill. I'm not going to drink my coffee 1/4 cup at a time while carrying a blowtorch with me when I could just brew a liter of fantastic coffee and keep it in a thermos.

[Anonymous No.15838078]

Ive used one a few times. If you are not camping or living in your car dont even bother. Its not that great, pathetic amount of coffee too.

[Anonymous No.15838230]

>taking this goofy-ass looking POS hiking
Fuck off, I either make instant coffee in the same titanium mug I use to boil water for instant oats, or I use an aeropress when glamping.

[Anonymous No.15838466]

>>15831478
>he doesn't limit himself to one espresso shot/turkish coffee a day

[Anonymous No.15838568]

>>15823192

Seconded. Where did this cancer come from? I swear fucking zoomers only started saying it about a month ago.

[Anonymous No.15838827]

>>15821157
what type of cat is that

[Anonymous No.15838941]

>>15828292
>strawman
kek you dont know what this word means, dont you

[Anonymous No.15838997]

>>15838827
cheeta

[Anonymous No.15839203]

>>15828268
>hating on a car that's running at nearly 30 years old
Yeah miss me with that shit.

[Anonymous No.15839244]

>>15825222
Fuck off dude shills don't come here its too edgy for companies. Nobody shills on 4channel, people just like the product and it really is useful for hikers and fishermen for example. If I fished I would get one.

[Anonymous No.15839259]

if i saw someone doing this i would want to punch them in their teeth so bad. kys zoom zooms

[Anonymous No.15839263]

>>15839259
>phoneposter thinks their opinions are valid

[Anonymous No.15839270]

>>15839263
its 2021. what kind of fag even has a computer anymore lmaooo

[Anonymous No.15839271]

>>15838568
Im 80 years old where have the years gone

[Anonymous No.15839274]

>>15839270
hardest cope i've ever seen

[Anonymous No.15839279]

>>15839274
True but your sayin >cope

[Anonymous No.15839312]

>>15838827
serval