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>the average European kitchen

>> No.15817411

>it looks like a tiny toy oven set meant for little girls.
are europeans all under 5 feet tall?

>> No.15817423

>>15817383
Where's the washer and dryer?

>> No.15817428

>Power outlets
That's a Japanese kitchen, you daft cunt.

>> No.15817437

>>15817383
Do euros really?

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>welcome to my bedroom

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>>15817428
The only thing that differentiates you Eurofags from the bugmen is the power outlets

>> No.15817470

Americans literally drive 3 hours a day to go to work or any other place. They live in big cardboard houses far away from civilization like bugs. They literally can not understand simple minimalist lifestyle, they need BIG CONSOOOOMPTION to be happy

>> No.15817500

>>15817470
I'm all for a simple minimalist lifestyle, I don't like gadgets, dishwashers are a meme, but space is non-negotiable. Cramped areas eat your soul. Even the suburbs are cagey

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>>15817470
>they dont live in the literal urban hive cities, they are the REAL bugs.
holy shit, thats hilarious

>> No.15817628

>>15817383
all it's missing is a propane tank under that "table" and make the colors pastel but dulled and it could pass for some central american poorshit kitchen kek

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>>15817470
>mfw I bill my drive time

>> No.15817851

>>15817383
I used to think this minimalist style seemed comfy, but then I lived in France for a couple years (I know this is Japan) and the kitchen was almost identical to this, except I had to buy a toaster oven (actually it was between the size of a regular oven and a toaster oven). It's not comfy at all; it sucks having no space and minimal options. The best way I can describe it is to say it feels like poverty. I'm not even shitting on France/EU; there are lots of things I like, but this minimalist shit is a fucking headache.

>> No.15817861

this is the first thing I learned from other people who visited europe. they dont have real clothes washers and all their appliances are tiny.

>> No.15817885

>>15817470
>live away from the hive makes you a bug

Lmao what? Why are yuros so fucking retarded?

>> No.15817900

>be American
>get shot

It was nice of the crazies to ease off on the mass shootings until covid was under control.

>> No.15817902

>>15817411
Europeans have this thing where they are the largest people in the world but, like to live in places with 5 ft ceilings everything in Europe in scale is made for dwarves and the toilets are the size of a dixie cup with no flush just a stick. So Europeans constantly feel like a serf I mean if my governement took 95% percent of my paycheck too feed and house muslim terrorist and african rapist in regular sized buildings. I would want to save money too, for the repair of my sons anus after his European state sponsored muslim gang rape.

>> No.15817951

>>15817851
In France, it's a tradition for landlords to spend less than 100€ on a kitchen. The place I'm currently renting was supposed to have a kitchen, in fact it was the cheapest shitty sink on a cabinet, cost 39€. It was place in the middle of the wall, fucking the whole space in the most retarded way, I couldn't place a dishwasher or a stove. The first thing I did was throwing everything in the garbage and build a new kitchen. The day I'm out, I'll destroy everything and put a 39€ sink on cabinet back. I always remember this episode of kitchen nightmare when Gordon Ramsay tell a cook that the food is disgusting and the cook reply "I know, Gordon, but it's for the clients !". We are the "clients".

>> No.15818026

Just rent better apartments you idiots.

>> No.15818038

Yeah without giant island counter spaces how will they unpack their uber eats.

>> No.15818047

>>15818038
>uber eats
Only americans do this

>> No.15818049

>>15817951
too many words for the amerifat brain

>> No.15818053

>>15817902
Middle class americans pay more taxes than most Euros, but nice try. Many places in cities are small because they were build 600+ years ago. There are plenty of big houses just like in America outside of the cities.

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>>15817383
wrf is this. listen amerilard im european and I’ve never seen anything even close to like that. so take your PILK and GTFO

>> No.15818111

How do you live without a full range and a proper oven? A dishwasher over an oven is just a sad choice.

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>>15817441
what is going on with the perspective in this picture

>> No.15818144

Its true. My ex was from Denmark and we once went there to visit her family (she was on a Student visa) and her parents kitchen looked just like that, although with a separate dining area.

Also why do you all have tea kettles? I can boil water in like two minutes on the stove.

>> No.15818150

>>15817383
>there isn't a prayer rug
Can't fool me, OP.

>> No.15818337

>>15817423
LOL

>> No.15818339

>>15817951
>it's a tradition for landlords to spend less than 100€ on a kitchen
Yeah, it's really weird. The place I lived for a year was in a great location right off a street with a bunch of restaurants in one direction and the old town right in the other, and my neighbors I shared a courtyard with were boomers who were there for life and made their apartment into a home, while I was living in an Ikea nightmare.
>>15818049
Kek. I have a love/hate relationship with the French. It's part of the culture for them to act like they're incredibly cultured and always right in their opinions and taste, but 90% of the time it's all a façade. (Yes, I taught English at a university, but I also taught classes in philosophy and literature.)

>> No.15818406

You’re fucking joking, my post about euros gets me banned for 5 fucking days but this one gets to stay up? EXPLAIN YOURSELF U FAGGOT EURO JANNIE

>> No.15818415

>>15817383
Looks d*tch. Humans don't have kitchens like this in Europe.

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>>15817383
>amerishart outlets
nice try

>> No.15818497

>>15818433
Not sure if serious...

>> No.15818593

>>15817383
>has everything you need
i dont see a problem

>> No.15818596

I guarantee you that Lebanese and Afghan kitchens are even smaller and shittier than that and they cook 100x better food than any American.

>> No.15818614

>>15817383
Not accurate.
A true European kitchen wouldn't have room for the microwave.

>> No.15818668

>>15818614
See
>>15818415