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holy shit

>> No.15812142

>>15812127
>the fuck is OP on about?

Basically, a jar filled will carrots and pickles suspended in somewhat goopy ketchup.

Remember those times you tried to make actual food as a kid, without any guidance, recipes, or cooking theory in mind? That's British cuisine.

>> No.15812146

>>15812142
Low iq tastelet

>> No.15812153

>>15812142
>you share a board with retards like this

>> No.15812169

>>15812146
>>15812153
Cry some more. No wonder Asia is sweeping you up culinarily

>> No.15812184

>>15812142
>>15812169

I was a doubter myself until I tried it on a ham and cheese sandwich. I'm not sure I can ever go back. Ham Cheddar and Pickle is so fucking good.

>> No.15812188

>>15812169
Sweeping up deez nutz maybe

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>>15812142
Pickle is fucking delicious, and no it's nothing like ketchup.

>>15812169
Cry more, moron. Picture related.

>> No.15812241

>>15812227
I'm Albanian

>> No.15812265

>>15812241
I'm so, so sorry.

>> No.15813913

>>15812241
That's worse

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>>15812127
Try the liquid version, it'll change your life.

>> No.15814170

>>15812127
It's ok on a cheese sandwich but nothing mind-blowing.

>> No.15814179

>>15812241
I'm sorry to hear that, anon. No one should have to live with being Albanian.

>> No.15814301

>>15812127
>>15812142

Interesting, as a Canadian, I've never had anything like this.

>> No.15814437

>>15813923
Never tried that but the normal Branston is awesome

>>15814170
I think it's really tasty personally

>>15814301
The second post is wrong though, it doesn't have ketchup, or anything like ketchup

It's chopped up vegetables in a tangy sauce

It tastes a bit like worcestershire sauce

>> No.15814444

It's good, but there's a whole world of lovely chutneys out there and most people ignore them.

>> No.15814452

>>15812127
Can't beat a cheese, ham and Branston pickle sandwich!

>> No.15814577

>>15814444
Good quads

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15814592

Luv branston, me.

Between branston and marmite, the British people have some good condiments

>> No.15814859

>>15814592
Branston is amazing, but marmite is pretty crap in my view

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>>15812127
Very noice

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>>15815040
Cock

>> No.15815386

>>15812142
kek.

>> No.15816145

>>15814301
fortinos and sobeys at least sell it. try it on buttered toast with some cheddar cheese. tastes like onion powder and malt vinegar, not ketchup. that guy's retarded.

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>>15812241
>I'm Albanian

>> No.15816247

>>15812127
After hearing about this on /ck/ I decided to hit up the import aisle and try it on some nice dark bread and I was pleasantly surprised. I wish I'd also gotten some of the baked beans of the variety that Heinz sells over there but there's always next time.

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>>15816247
Branston brand baked beans are way better than Heinz.

>> No.15816352

>>15816281
I'm sure Heinz is basic bitch but it's all my grocery store has. I guess I could try to find some Branston on Amazon and throw a can in my next order, I am in need of some cables and such. Any other suggestions for oddities from the island of bangers & mash?

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>>15816281
And Bush's blows both of them out of the fucking water. I recall the one time I went to the International section of my grocery store and got Heinz because brits always seem to say how great they are.


Holy shit they're just as boring and tasteless and most other Brit cuisine. Bush's Baked Beans takes an absolute liquid shit on them lmao

>> No.15816443

>>15816423
Liquid shit is what you'll get if you ever eat garbage like Bush's.

>> No.15816495

>>15816423
You sound insecure.

>> No.15816506

>>15812142
The fuck? Branson pickle is absolutely delicious on a sandwich with good malty bread and cheese

>> No.15816906

>>15812241
>I'm Albanian

>> No.15816987

What bread and cheese do you fags recommend? Any additions like thinly sliced onions?

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>>15816987
Any good sandwich bread, your choice.
Use a good mature or vintage Cheddar, mild cheese is overpowered by the strong taste of the pickle.
Salad items are a common addition, such as onions, lettuce, and tomato. This is known as a Ploughman's Sandwich.

>> No.15817295

>>15814859
Marmite is tasty. Spread it on a big mac and you'll understand.

>> No.15817300

>>15812127
I bought some of this to make a cheese and pickle sandwich and it tasted like shit. What do I do with the rest? leaning towards throwing it all out

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15817342

>>15812127
shut up

>> No.15817377

>>15817342
Pickle, not pickles.
Learn the difference.

>> No.15817387

>>15812142
Fpbp

>> No.15817388

>>15817377
shut up

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>>15817388
Make me.

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>>15817392

>> No.15818859

>>15816423
>blah blah blah blah
Nice post ,mutt

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>>15816247
>>15816423
>import aisle
>international section
Are you telling me you can't get Heinz baked beans in American supermarkets besides the international section? Heinz are an American company aren't they? So surely Heinz baked beans should be on American shelves?

>Holy shit they're just as boring and tasteless and most other Brit cuisine
Clearly you've never had British food, mutt.

>> No.15819428

>>15812127
Can't stand the stuff and I'm a Brit. It's like battery acid strong. Crude, like most of our shop bought condiments. They took the chutney idea from India (who make some of the best) and made it worse.

I prefer slicing raw onion very thinly and letting it sit in a good quality vinegar and a few coriander seeds/dill. You get the same type of experience but much more flavoursome.

>> No.15819521

>>15819428
>I'm a Brit
You're a paki and you have to go back.

>> No.15819524

>>15812227
Fuck off. I'm American and I love branston with some good cheddar.

>> No.15819526

>>15819428
brown hands typed this post

>> No.15819542

>>15819524
Fuck off yourself. The guy I replied to clearly didn't love Branston.