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I accidentally got hot sauce in my eyes and on my genitals while making dinner and it still hurts and I can’t see out of my right eye.

>> No.15811655

Why should it be illegal when you're just a retard?

>> No.15811670

>had a goofy roommate for 6 months
>"hey anon, i'm making stew. taste this"
>it's a sliver of some kind of red colored pepper, can tell immediately by the feel and look
>nah bro you're gonna poison me with hot peppers
>"nah dude I swear"
>it's ghost pepper
>mouth calms down after like 10 minutes
>2 hours later, getting ready for bed
>wash my face
>my fucking pepper fingers get in my eyes
>wander naked and blinded from bathroom to bedroom, screaming the whole time
>wasn't as bad as getting habañero on my dick
just wash your fucking hands after touching it holy shit what a nightmare i think i'd rather get bearsprayed

>> No.15811675
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15811675

be more careful duh

>> No.15811677

alright post it

>> No.15811692

>>15811651
Sounds about white

>> No.15811777

>>15811651
you get your nuts hanging out while cooking?

>> No.15811779

reminder that having "that" picture saved on your computer makes you gay

>> No.15811783

>>15811675
where the fuck is he?
is he unironically trying to hitchhike?

>> No.15811814
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>>15811677
post what?

>> No.15811816

>>15811814
the eye of sauron gazes forever

>> No.15811825
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15811825

>search Nikko Avocado nudes on 4chan to get some made-ya-look images like the cat one
>get a fucking semi

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15811828

>Why should it be illegal when you're just a retard?

>> No.15811830
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>>15811816
i don't know what you're talking about.

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>>15811825
same this website has turned me into human garbage

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15811856

When do you think he's going to die? I give it 2-3 more years.

>> No.15811857

>>15811843
you were always a human garbage, you just found yourself an enabler.

>> No.15811863

>>15811856
roll

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>15811863 more years

>> No.15811876

>>15811675
WHAT THE FUCK HOW A MAN CAN GET STRETCH MARKS WTFFF

>> No.15811891

>>15811876
>HOW A MAN CAN GET STRETCH MARKS
By being fat?

>> No.15811901

>>15811876
i have stretch marks around my belly too a leftover from my fatass times.

>> No.15811902

>>15811876
Are you 12?

>> No.15811934

>>15811651
What kind of retard touches their dick while cooking?

>> No.15811996

>>15811934
Smegma adds a nice nutty/umami flavour