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Redpill me on Club Sandwiches?

>> No.15799690

redpill yourself fag

>> No.15799699

>>15799683

They good

>> No.15799702

>>15799683
Country club/hotel restaurant ran out of ingredients, made it work with what they had. Sold it to some clueless rich people as a special sandwich. It becomes a part of culinary tradition.

>> No.15799705

>>15799683
They’re extremely but but they’re just a BLT with turkey

>> No.15799767

>>15799683
They are the thinking man's big mac.

>> No.15799841

>>15799683
It's in my top tier of sandwiches. Hard to screw up. Mom and Pop type places usually make the best ones.

>> No.15799865
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>>15799841
I find what matters most is the quality of the bread, then the cheese. Add some smoked cheddar for some godliness and quality ham. Turkey is just turkey in a club.

>> No.15800029

>>15799683
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0ZTQfyXMZw
S tier sandwich

>> No.15800035

>>15799683
go shove a red pill up your ass, chud

>> No.15800056
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15800056

>>15799683
>How do you feel about frilly toothpicks?
>I'm for 'em!
>Alright! Let's make a club!

>> No.15800062

>>15799767
>food analogy
sigh

>> No.15800068

it's fine but it feels bad paying for it at a restaurant because it's so simple

>> No.15800076
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>>15800068
Most sandwiches, including burgers, are very simple. And now we have "gourmet burgers"

>> No.15800088

>>15799683
only to be enjoyed as a 3am room service order

>> No.15800093

>>15800076
wtf how are they allowed to sell nazi swastika holocaust sandwiches?

>> No.15800108

>>15799683
>>15799683
Those fries look good

>> No.15800121

>>15800093
>holocaust
Never happened.

>> No.15800789
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>>15799683
One of the best sandwiches. Yes, a classic club doesn’t have egg but thus is the club from the intercontinental hotel in Hong Kong and it is delicious

>> No.15800843

>>15800093
This is your brain on /pol/. 2016 was a mistake.

>> No.15800862
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>>15800843
>lighthearted nazi joke
>POL POL POL
fuck off retard

>> No.15800879

>>15799683
The Jews are training you to open your mouth wide for cock!

>> No.15801013

>>15800862
Seems I hit the nail on the head. Would you speak to me like that in the street, /pol/ retard?

>> No.15801346
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15801346

>>15800056
"we need some more stipulations"
"I like my sandwich cut. let's cut it again! four triangles"
"we will arrange them into a circle, and then in the middle we will dump chips or potato salad"

>> No.15801350

>>15800093
murder tastes pretty fuckin good!

>> No.15801354

>he isnt in the club

>> No.15801463

The quality of a diner can be quickly discovered by the amount of love put into a club sandwich. If a diner can't make you a good club sandwich, they should be avoided, and here's why.
A club sandwich is not glamorous or complex. It doesn't take special skill to prepare; it is purely a matter of assembly. But if a diner cook, swamped with orders, can piece your sammy together in such a way as to make it the best you can be, you will know he has your best interests in mind. Here are the qualifications for a sammy built with love.
>the bread is toasted golden in the middle, soft close to the crust,and then crispy again along the border
>the mayo is thinly applied to every piece of bread, especially the one in the middle, ensuring the bread does not seem dry
>the lettuce is shredded, not merely sliced. Shredded lettuce releases more moisture and adds a slightly sweet quality
>tomato is juicy, but slices are thin so as not to cause the sandwich to fall apart
>three kinds of meat, two kinds of cheese
>bacon, dark, crumbly, poking out of the sides
>the ingredients with the exception of the tomato all extend beyond the crust, ensuring you will never get only a bite of mayo and bread
>the sandwich is cut into quarters, allowing you to enjoy what feels like four sandwiches
>every quarter of the sandwich has a toothpick or flag poked through, with at least 3 different colors
>every bite should have an indulgent quality: moisture, savoriness, satiety, vinegar, crisp, hot and cold
>bonus if your waitress recommended sourdough
>a wide dish of ranch for your fries and to dip your sammy in
I hope you anons take this to heart and frequent diners that actually care about your food.

>> No.15802314

>>15799683
hearty, filling, buttery, tasty. i personally prefer more meat on mine and idk what eggs are doing there. if you want to make it more of a savory meal instead of the kind of fresh crisp identity it usually has then i recommend replacing the bacon and turkey with thick ham slices, add fried sauerkraut, and do pan roasted tomatoes with light balsalmic vinegar, and some lettuce to finish. thats how i usually make my club sandwiches now. i call it the chubby club

>> No.15802350

>>15801463
you seem gay and stupid

>> No.15802351

>>15800843
How the fuck you translate that into /pol/?

Use less /lgbt/ and twitter.

>> No.15802435

>>15800076
wagyu finally based wtf???

>> No.15802494

>>15801463
W t frick

>> No.15802558

>>15802350
>projecting

>> No.15802763

>>15800093
HEIL HAMBURG

>> No.15802831

>>15800789
Usually I find the random inclusion of a fried egg to something to be one of the gayest things to do, however with a club sandwich, it does make sense because of the toast and bacon.

>> No.15802894

>>15800843
Okay but it actually does look like a swatstika tho

>> No.15802907

>>15801346
>chuckles
>looks down
>is insanely high on heroin

>> No.15802934
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15802934

>using deli meat instead of actual chicken chunks
>Not enjoying it with a side of poutine

Such a pleb move, really makes the sandwich sub-part compared to the real deal

>> No.15803213

>>15800088
based
along with a quart of rum a quart of mezcal, 2 mescaline pellets, some grass, a quart of milk, 6 or 7 grapefruits and an absurd amount of ice

>> No.15803238

thin bread. always toasted. fresh greens and tomatoes. lots of mayo. thats really it

>> No.15803252
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>>15802934
>miracle whip
it's a "miracle" you "people" aren't whipped on sight

>> No.15803670

>>15801463
Nigga there ain't no cheese in a club sandwich.

>> No.15803696
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>>15803670
Club sandwich always has cheese

>> No.15803751

>>15800062
>sigh
cringe

>> No.15803778
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>>15803252

>> No.15803794

>>15799683
They're fucking tops.
I add chicken though.
Nothing beats a BLT with mayo though.

>> No.15803836

>>15803751
>cringe
dilate

>> No.15803840

I fucking love club sandwiches

>> No.15803868

>>15800076
Whoever made that crap in the pic should be slapped with a tire iron.

>> No.15803899

>>15803794
Tuna Melt>BLT>Club>Philly Cheese

>> No.15803970
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15803970

Only dipshits don’t like club sandwiches desu

>> No.15804016
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15804016

>>15800076
Classic

>> No.15804090

>>15801463
>reading
>reading and agreeing
>cheese
...
You had one job

>> No.15804104

>>15801013
>implying you get out on the streets

>> No.15804122

>>15803696
You are just fucking wrong, man.
>sliced chicken or turkey
>crisp ham or bacon
>lettuce
>tomato
>mayonnaise
>quarter cut and picked
Even the middle slice of bread is a modern embellishment.

>> No.15804125

what is /ck/'s opinion on avocado in club sandwiches? I'm a fan of it, but I know it's not classic

>> No.15804154

>>15804125
I’m a bit of a club purist but avocado is acceptable. The best way is to replace the mayo on the bottom toast with avocado puree and a whack of cracked pepper.

>> No.15804162

>>15801463
>hi red-dit

>> No.15804682
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>>15799683
It's the kind of sandwich you get when you don't know what else to order.

>> No.15804689

I never toast my club sandwiches. It gives them a horrible texture.

>> No.15804690

>>15800789
I just don't get the egg being fried. I've had clubs and blts with hard boiled eggs on them though, and that's good.

>> No.15804692

>>15799683
Today I had to order a "BLT with turkey" because this fucking sub shop didn't have clubs on the menu. If you run a sub shop and you don't list clubs then you're just dumb.

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15804727

>>15804016
I've been eating McChickens my whole life, and I have never once inspected the bun for hidden swastikas. How many nazi chicken burgers have I been tricked into eating? Am I going to be okay jew bros?

>> No.15805803

>>15803836
>dilate
have sex

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15805822

>>15800076
>>15804016

>> No.15805883

>>15805803
>have sex
cope

>> No.15806112

>>15804125
I don’t eat fresh avocado because I am mildly allergic, but avocado on a club is a good addition - it’s then no longer a Classic Club, but I would call it a “California Club.”

>> No.15806125
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>>15799683

>> No.15806955

>>15800843
Local retard can't see the obvious, get mad at others for seeing the obvious.

>> No.15807044

>>15804692
Just get a turkey sub with bacon.

>> No.15808065

>>15800121

Agree, this is a fact

>> No.15808098
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15808098

>>15800121

>> No.15808132

>>15804727
NO HEAVEN FOR YOU

>> No.15808139

If you ever stay at a nice-ish hotel and you trust the food and they have a club sandwich on the menu, then order room service. If you're especially lucky, they will bring you a tiny 1-2 oz. bottle of Heinz ketchup in a bowl of ice. It's so short and stubby and cute. Goes great with steaming hot french fries.

Yeah, club sandwiches have great fucking vibes.

>> No.15808162

>>15805883
>cope
donkey!

>> No.15808200

>>15800843

t. braindead liberal sees /pol/ everywhere

>> No.15808210

>>15799683
One time I had all the ingredients to make a club sandwich except the mitch bit was going on in my head so I felt like I needed frilly toothpicks to complete it. I went to the grocery store to get frilly toothpicks and some other shit and on a whim I bought some lotto scratchers and won 200 bucks. Moral: don't skimp on the frilly toothpicks.

>> No.15808379

>>15808210
based pro-tip poster

>> No.15808390

>>15808210
Pity the frilly toothpicks cost 201

>> No.15808570

>>15808390
I think they were like 2.79. I still have a bunch of them left, only made a few more clubs and some Manhattans with them.