/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15795906]

Absolutely BTFO.

[Anonymous No.15795926]

>>15795906
She cute.

[Anonymous No.15795933]

>>15795906
my dad would have beat the everliving shit out of me for that

[Anonymous No.15795946]

>>15795933
Dont worry anon daddy ramsey is going to be pounding some meat later tonight

[Anonymous No.15795962]

>>15795906
you

[Anonymous No.15795968]

>>15795933
Same.

[Anonymous No.15795989]

>>15795926
>Before watching Webm
Omg who is that cumbucket?
>After watching Webm
Anyways I'm gay

[Anonymous No.15795996]

>>15795906
It's a bit mean honestly. I almost feel bad for Gordon.
His daughter doesn't seem to be of the very nice type.

[Anonymous No.15796004]

>>15795996
I don't wish to fuck her
nuff said

[Anonymous No.15796027]

>>15795989
Who are you quoting

[Anonymous No.15796030]

>>15795926
she have a black bf get over it

[Anonymous No.15796041]

I don't know if you anons want that girl

[Anonymous No.15796957]

>>15795906
What a fucking bitch.

[Anonymous No.15797136]

>>15795906
I would beat the fuck out of my kid if they did this to me. I hope gordon did the right thing.

[Anonymous No.15797238]

>>15795906
oh look a young girl with no respect for her dad

[Anonymous No.15797276]

>>15795926
She looks like Gordon with long hair. The fucks wrong with you

[Anonymous No.15797301]

>>15795906
gordon is a retard lol

[Anonymous No.15797324]

>>15795906
thats a $3 bottle of water she wasted, fucking waster

[Anonymous No.15797426]

It's funny, he has two kids that are like carbon copies of him and then two kids that are carbon copies of his wife. No blends, no in-between just one or the other.

[Anonymous No.15797459]

>>15795906
I chuckled at this, is my soul finally starting detox or is my autistism fading?

[Anonymous No.15797489]

>>15797459
>autistism
Nah it's still there

[Anonymous No.15797512]

>>15795906
water splash was ok, egg smash was totally uncalled for

[Anonymous No.15797541]

>>15795906
kek

[Anonymous No.15797632]

>>15795933
>>15795968
Same. And I'd beat my kids up if they did that to me.

[Anonymous No.15797661]

>>15795906
I actually chuckled and I'm usually not a chuckler

[Anonymous No.15797716]

>>15797512
boohoo baby ramsay googoogahgah gonna cry? who's a baby sammich?

[Anonymous No.15797723]

>>15795906
Ha savage. Gordon wife hella hot too

[Anonymous No.15798274]

>>15795906
very fun .webm, anon
t. 12 year 4chan pro :)

[Anonymous No.15798289]

>>15795906
10/10 in Bongland

[Anonymous No.15798832]

>>15797716
FUCK YOU!

[Anonymous No.15798839]

>alright, now you've done it. grilled cheese is back on the menu

[Anonymous No.15798846]

UUUU C'MERE YOU, DONKEYS

[Anonymous No.15798885]

Damn that webm is really exposing some soft ass sensitive bitches itt

[The Nobody No.15798890]

Return the egg or suffer my curse
https://courage.fandom.com/wiki/King_Ramses%27_Curse

[Anonymous No.15799099]

>>15795906
absolutely based. i want to fuck the shit out of her

[Anonymous No.15799129]

>>15796030
i just scrolled through her instagram and there literally is not a single black person in any of her pictures

[Anonymous No.15799144]

>>15795906
PIECE OF SHIT

[Anonymous No.15799156]

>>15795906
Why would you do that?

No seriously, why would you do that?

Do you like thinking less of people, is that it?

That's incredibly rude. I'm here giving you an interview and you do that ... it's incredibly rude.

You're a jerk ... a jerk ... you're a jerk.

[Anonymous No.15799176]

What's the best Gordon Ramsay restaurant in Vegas? It's almost my brother's 21st and we're headed there soon.
>inb4 his perfect burgah restaurant

[Anonymous No.15799184]

>>15799176
I went to his restaurant inside the Paris hotel for my 21st. It was good! But I'm hardly a connoisseur, regardless of what you choose I think you will have a good experience with your brother.

[Anonymous No.15799204]

>>15799156
god he is such a weird little reptile

[Anonymous No.15799209]

>>15795906
OWNED

[Anonymous No.15799413]

>>15799184
The Paris one looks pretty nice! I've always wanted to try Beef Wellington.
Food aside watching my brother get absolutely sloshed for the first time, much like I was years ago, will make it a great experience.

[Anonymous No.15799567]

>>15799176

Just have fun with your bro,
I m sure he ll be well chuffed to be in a Gordon restaurant..

And I worked for him a long time ago,
It s all about perception really

[Anonymous No.15799609]

>>15795906
What punishment befits that crime?

[Anonymous No.15799657]

>>15795906
kek

[Anonymous No.15799861]

>>15795906
I want to fuck her.

[Anonymous No.15799872]

>>15799861
>gordon ramsay becomes your father in law
>can never invite him over to dinner because he'll shit on everything you cook

[Anonymous No.15799874]

>>15795906
woah haha so wholesome. i love gordon he's my favorite chef :D

[Anonymous No.15799879]

>>15799872
I would punch him off his chair in front of his shocked daughter if he did that to me

[Anonymous No.15799894]

>>15799872
his daughter(my wife) would do the cooking

[Anonymous No.15799909]

>>15799872
This>>15799894

[Anonymous No.15799956]

>>15799894

[Anonymous No.15799957]

>>15795906
>british chef

[Anonymous No.15799994]

>>15795906
>>15795906
haha :D

[Anonymous No.15800537]

damn yo, she stroked that bottle like she liked it. Then busted an egg right on his head. If he didn't get get the message, he's hopeless. need to be creeping into her bedroom like 2 NITE!

[Anonymous No.15800563]

>>15797489
Kek

[Anonymous No.15800569]

>>15797512
Wrong. Water splash alone is lame and been done a million times. The egg part makes it hilarious. He's just BTFO.

[Anonymous No.15800580]

>>15795906
This is literally the only proper way of scrambling an egg

[Anonymous No.15800623]

SHE CANT GET AWAY WITH IT

[Anonymous No.15800636]

>>15795906
Gordon deep down is actually a softy, he puts on the angry swearing act for the cameras cause it makes the big bucks but watch any of his quarantine recipes where he's interacting with his kids and he's a cupcake

[Anonymous No.15800642]

>>15795933
I'm sorry for you anon

[Anonymous No.15800644]

LOL GET FUCKED NERD HAHAHA

[Anonymous No.15800675]

>>15795906
If my daughter did that to me I would have knocked her unconscious, dragged her into the basement and glued her naked into a gynaecology chair then when she woke up I'd slice pieces of her breasts and genitals off with a scalpel and thrown them to a starving rottweiler until she passed away from blood loss as and shock then I'd unchain the dog and allow it to eat the rest of her mutilated body, wait for the dog to shit her remains out, smeared myself in the daughter infused shit and go piss all over her belongings.

Kids being rude to their parents isn't cute it's failing your parental responsibilities.

[Anonymous No.15800686]

>>15800675
you okay, anon? It's okay, your daughter didn't do that to you, Gordo's daughter did it to him. Calms downs.

[Anonymous No.15800703]

>>15795906
There's starving kids in africa and these wypipo are wasting food and water

[Anonymous No.15801279]

>>15800686
Don’t worry, he’ll never breed. Just like all the miserable virgins hating on the girl.
>>15800703
Scrape it up and mail it to them. Or maybe they should in2 agriculture (like whitey did many thousands of years ago).

[Anonymous No.15801289]

>>15797489
underrated

[Anonymous No.15801311]

>>15800703
White people rolled up in Africa to discover that they hadn't even learned how to farm. How were they 1000s of years behind Europe BEFORE colonisation?

[Anonymous No.15801324]

>>15795906
I'm going to try this on myself for science.

[Anonymous No.15801488]

>but muh disrespect
Actual hardworking traditionalists made exceptions for clever pranks and didn't lose their shit over getting messy as long as the kid cleaned up the area. They might ground them dependent on timing or chide them for wasting food but they didn't have a meltdown over it, maybe a few paddles at most. Overreacting about muh respect in response to pranks is an insecure trailer trash/inner city negro trait.

[Anonymous No.15801501]

>>15795933
Mine poured his soda all over me. It was my birthday too.

[Anonymous No.15801685]

>>15801279
>miserable virgins

t. miserable virgin

[Anonymous No.15801767]

>>15801685
No. Father of one, working on making another just a little while ago. XD Cry more.

[Anonymous No.15801816]

>>15796030
Her boyfriend is gino d'acampo son

[Anonymous No.15801915]

>>15801767
Hahahaha you made me laugh, good one anon.
Keep coping.

[Anonymous No.15802334]

>>15795933
Hehe same....

[Anonymous No.15802343]

>>15796030
Obsessed

[Anonymous No.15802391]

he's a donkey

[Anonymous No.15802422]

>>15799957
Rent free.

[Anonymous No.15802804]

>>15799894
Let me give you some personal insight on the matter.

I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.
She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

[Anonymous No.15802825]

>>15795933
It was a different time :^)

[Anonymous No.15802862]

>>15801279
nigga just TRY that shit on a black woman and see what happens.

[Anonymous No.15802873]

>>15799176
Not meming: his "Burger" restaurant straight up sucks and I waited 30 mins to get in. "Steak" is pretty good, I got to try his Beef Wellington and ordered bone marrow for the first time.

[Anonymous No.15802891]

>>15801501
lmao

[Anonymous No.15802922]

>>15799872
If he complains just tell him you'll take away his food and give him a kimchi grilled cheese just the way he likes it.

[Anonymous No.15802928]

>>15795906
how will he ever recover?

[Anonymous No.15802952]

>>15799872
from what ive read/heard online he's chill when it comes to amateurs or just regular people, he only blows up on actual chefs because they should know better. you can tell by his demeanor on masterchef vs hells kitchen

[Anonymous No.15803395]

>>15799957
I'm ashamed that I laughed at that.

[Anonymous No.15803663]

>>15795933
and that's a good thing

[Anonymous No.15804293]

>>15799957
faggots and peas have flavor faggot

[Anonymous No.15804316]

>>15802928
Become a game show host

[Anonymous No.15804428]

>>15795933
I'd be fine and laugh off the water bottle, that's not a big deal to me and all in fun. But if my kid cracked an egg on my head like that it'd be open season

[Anonymous No.15804578]

This is for that grilled cheese!

[Anonymous No.15804966]

>>15800703
based, we should waste more water then

[Anonymous No.15804982]

>>15795989
learn how to greentext you fucking idiot

[Anonymous No.15805368]

>>15802804
Met my girl at a call center I worked at. I stalked her down one day and gave her my number. She called me that night to come hang out. Went over to her place where her and her roommate lived. She played guitar and sang and I was hooked. She was a total feminist nut but she was cute. Ended up knocking her up. Her having a kid made super traditional. We just had our second kid. She doesn’t work. I pay the bills and she homeschools our son and takes care of the baby. Took up cooking as a hobby together. She took up baking as a hobby. Now we eat great meals with fresh cooked breads all the time. The kids are well cared for and the house is clean. I’m an electrician now and work out of town a lot. Any time I get home there is good food and a beer ready. She always offers a back rub because she knows I’ve been working hard for our family. How did you fuck your life up so bad?

[Anonymous No.15805385]

>>15805368
First day here?

[Anonymous No.15805413]

>>15802804
Thats some straight up Memri TV shit but I'm glad it worked out well.

[Anonymous No.15805443]

>>15795933
You guys aren’t women

[Anonymous No.15805505]

>>15805413
It's a pasta.

[Anonymous No.15805545]

>>15805505
fug, on second thought I might even have read it before

[Anonymous No.15805581]

>>15805368
Lol always gets the tourists

[Anonymous No.15806110]

>>15795933
good

[Anonymous No.15806158]

>>15795933
This. Maybe a squirt of water would be considered a good joke but slamming an egg on my father's head wouldn't be a laughing matter for the both of us.

[Anonymous No.15806262]

>>15795933
Same. There's a certain amount of respect that must always be upheld between parent and child, despite what degenerate *nglos might think