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15792688 No.15792688[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

I don't make my own food, I make money so I can make other people make me food.

Why do it any other way?

>> No.15792702

>>15792688
Who is this sperm bank? I need to make a deposit.

>> No.15792835

>>15792688
Some people are poor

>> No.15792841

>>15792835
okay. They offer three free meals a day at the Salvation army.

>> No.15792884

>>15792702
Melissa Benoist, Supergirl.

>>15792688
Good call. Cooking for yourself isn't worth the savings once your time is actually worth something.

>> No.15792886

>>15792688
Do Amerifats really?

>> No.15792897

>>15792688
You have a personal chef?

>> No.15792904

>>15792886
Do people type this because of jealousy?

>> No.15792927
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15792927

>>15792884
Why all women whose name is Melisa are so fucking hot?

>> No.15793565

>>15792688
but what if you want food that nobody else know how to make, what then???

>> No.15793593

>Why do it any other way?
Because I'm a better cook.

>> No.15793614

>>15792688
because you will know exactly what's going into your food
if you only ever pay other people to prepare your food out of your sight the odds are very good that you will end up eating something you shouldn't be eating

>> No.15793644

>>15793614
I wonder how many times I've eaten human scat.
I wish I knew when it was in my food so I could be wearing a buttplug and have my poppers ready.

>> No.15793664

>>15792927
I know a couple women named melissa that I wouldnt describe as hot

One of them was in my world of warcraft guild when I was in high school and she used to email me nude pics

And that was kind of hot but she was pretty average desu

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>>15792688

>> No.15793707

>>15793695
Diversity is our strength.
Freedom is slavery.
War is peace.

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>>15792688
I make money to buy expensive quality ingredients because I love cooking.

>> No.15793914

>>15792688
I make so much money my enemies wish to poison me.

>> No.15793918

Too old

>> No.15794304

>>15792688
Capitalism isn't good for the soul.