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AAAAAA HE CUT OFF THE PENIS
>>15791347this is a hack in the sense that you should be banned for doing it
>>15791347What the hell is that?
>>15791347Anon please this is a blue board
He didn't peel the radish
>>15791347What the fuck does he sprinkle on it??? Coffee grounds???
So perplex, as to induce frontal lobe ache
>>15791347Dilating, the video
>>15791347>You will never be a woman
>>15791347where's the recipe??
>>15791347Go back to plebit
>>15791347I definitely thought this was going somewhere else.
>>15791431its def pepper, mah dude
>>15792634really makes me want to get a flat top for my house, desu
>>15792675I agree with the other guy. Looks like coffee grounds to me, not pepper.
>>15792629Yuck. It's like a prolapse
>>15791347The webm made me me think. What if you just bought piece of meat like that, cut a little hole and fuck it until you cum, of course with a condom to mitigate the risk of any diseases. Later you could use that same piece of meat for cooking and have a nice meal. So far I don't see any downsides.
>>15793887i doubt it would feel good, seems very stiff and tight
>>15793887You would have to warm it up first.
>>15792629>when you REALLY want to poop out every little shitcrumb
>>15792634Jesus Christ, Favreau
>>15791347wtf,thats the stupdist thing ever for cooking veal.
>>15792629>>15792629this is actually interesting if you bros maillard
>>15793994the joke is about kidskids dont knowkids dont carebut love conquers anyway
>>15792634jesus christ, favreau. it's just a grilled cheese
>>15792634Thought this was going to be the gay chip butty webm
>>15793887Except now your meat tastes like latex.Just cut the whole all the way through so your dick sticks out the other end. That way you don't worry about anything getting in your pee hole
>>15791347Is this representing anal sex?
>>15794389But there is no grill?
>>15791431dried parsley maybe.
>>15792634that's a ridiculous amount of cheese is it not?
>>15792634would you like some bread with that cheese? amirite?
>>15794439>Except now your meat tastes like latex.Well obviously you take a shower after
>>15792634>heavily butter the bread but still put oil on the grilltop for some reason>200 grams of cheese on that bitch>re-butter the side of the bread you already buttered and fried in oilwhat the fuck
>>15791347>>15792629>>15792634not really hacks are they.I mean it's just weird ways of fucking around with food, and the last one is just a grilled cheese sandwich SO INOVATE!
>>15792634the hack here is that he's using mayo, not butter
>>15794896that's not a hack.
>>15792634better than a certain rustic grilled cheese did though
>>15793967What's this application you're using, fellow 4channer?
>>15793887fucking with a condom doesn't feel like anythinggotta go raw dog just wash the cum off with cold water it's all good
>>15793887I saw a movie years ago about chinese people in Africa. The main character is a cook and basically does that when he can hear his boss banging his wife in the apartment upstairs then he put it back in the meat to cook the next day. The meat gets served, someone gets hemorrhagic fever from it, the cook rapes someone for like the 3rd time, someone gets their face blown off. Pretty cool movie.
>>15791347Pork loin with plums baked in beer is delicious, but wtf did he put in there, is this a fucking horseradish?
>>157926291 guy, 1 roast
>>15792634Favreau's delusions about his own fuckability are hilarious.
>>15792634why did he use a plate at the end?
>>15792629>when you don't have a cow tongue at hand just turn a steak inside out
>>15795500why use a plate for anything ever?
>>15795222might be floens clover
nice webm thread lul
>>15795604it does look exactly like clover
>>15794876This is going to be hard to explain, but I'll try:Some people like to make their food taste good.
>>15792634why not just put a bullet into his head? you'd kill him faster than waiting for him to have a heart attack.
is this the most Reddit board?
>>15796769No that's /tv/ we're close though.
>>15796756Thats like saying you shouldn't but sugar in your birthday cake. Grilled cheese is supposed to be good, not healthy.
>>15795497well he has a big money penis
>>15791373Meatpussycutdick a delicacy in Weimerica
>>15791373banana venison with a chocolate crumbles apparently
>>15791347this is exactly how i made my sex toy
>>15795222Looks like kuroba. Check Fdroid.
>>15794876>burning your butter far before your sandwich is grilledthanks for so proudly announcing you can't do basic cooking
>>15792629>Brazilian Churrascaria in San Fran
>>15791347I've had this .webm for awhile and I need to get around to making me some fish & chips.
>>15792629Anybody else hear inhuman screaming when he stretches it open and turns it inside out?
>>15798575I'm afraid you might be schizophrenic
>>15798567> Salting the chips twiceWhy?
>>15796756>one grilled cheese sandwich>OMG YOU'RE LITERALLY CLOGGING HIS ARTERIES AND GIVING HIM A HEART ATTACK IN REAL TIME!!!!!!!
>>15793887No thanks I'm not big into beastial necrophilia. That's why I work in a morgue at night
>>15798829I remember being told to never put fries back into the oil if they have been salted. Something something about making the oil bad? IDK really
>>15799082I can't imagine being so obsessed with a video game system you dont own that you make a gif like that
>>15794447Neoyou freed me
>>15794447That is a griddle, otherwise known as a flattop grill
>>15799947>>15799345>t. redditThis board is just a subreddit now
>>15800807this entire website is a subreddit now, retard
>>15800828ur a subrettit mait
>>15798567>Kosher saltOpinion discarded, in the bin it goes.
>>15799345I don't get it
>>15800870took a while to find it.
>>15794365more of a seared bite, but losing out on the more rare inner meat
>>15800838a-anon you're my subreddit :)
>>15798829It helps draw out more moisture and make them crispy on the outside and fluffier on the inside
>>15792629Quarantined dudes getting pretty desperate for pussy these days.
>>15800807>>15800828>>15800838>>15802015What's a subreddit?
>>15803280a reddit that gets dominated by master reddit. so, us.
>>15799258>I can't imagine being so obsessed with a video game system you dont own that you make a gif like that
>>15792634I unironically fucking love this film
>>15793887I once read there was an underground restaurant in Tokyo where you could do this shit.
>>15799258Creating things is fun.
>>15803667The salmon one is interesting to me, but wouldn't it fuck up your coffee pot?
>>15803667>foil touching your food everNo thanks, I actually don't want a degenerative brain disease
>>15803734>I actually don't want a degenerative brain diseasethen why do you post here?
>>15803833>huehuehue 4chinz badGo back
>>15803855oh no, we're already starting to see symptoms
>>15792634It's a grilled cheese, it's not fucking art. The level of autism here is just incredible.You don't get to be this artsy about how hot your grilled cheese's griddle is unless you're adding additional material like>Grilled cheese and ham sandwich with bacon and appleAnd even then it's just tasty comfort food, it's not high art like making a perfect wedding cake.
>>15803928It is literally from a movie about arty cooking
>>15803870I think it’s too late for him anon
>>15803667>sear on steak changes
>>15804472I noticed that too lmao
>>15798575He put a bunch of spiders on it too wtf
>>15793887Do it no condom with chicken breasts, closest thing to the real thing
>>15804472Those videos are notoriously fake
>>15801681>>15800870Here ya go:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZ2NgixMxdk
>>15804586Welp, no English subs.
>>15791347>They performed neovaginoplasty on a ham
>>15803688No it's glass?
>>15803667>Put butter in pot>Fill with hot water>Discard water w/ butter??
>>15799082> Needing an Arduino to simply power a soijak waving his arms with a servo.I hate zoomers so much bros.
>>15800860i used to think that too but kosher salt is just salt without iodine and additivesits just pure salt as it should be, they just sell it under the kosher labeling becuse it appeals to jews and muslims
>>15805821what's wrong with that? it's very likely he didn't buy one for the sole purpose of making that, an Arduino is a useful tool to have around
>>15803688The salmon one doesn't work. How the fuck are you going to poach/boil salmon without rbeaking it apart? These videos are fake, they make you believe they cook the food in quirky ways but in reality they cook it apart and place it in.In this case, the coffee maker mug would be a soup of salmon bits and butter sticking everywhere. They steamed all the vegetables and fish in a separate steamer and placed the salmon inside the crystal jug. They don't even show you the vegetables being taken out.TLDR: just buy a fucking steamer, don't disgrace your coffee maker for this shit.
>>15794458Since when does a leafy green like parsley turn to dark brown when dried
>>15804591the dvd I had back in the early 2000s had subs
>>15803667>There was a fish in the percolator
>>15806427It's not meant to be your coffee maker. But your hotel's. It's a good prank on the cleaning keep nice and hot for hours so the cleaning lady can have a nice meal.
>>15803688They're all fake retard.
>>15803667>that inhuman amount of pepper>that weak searFucking disgusting
>>15797594Gracias, brother. Have a glorious day.
>>15806966Checked and keked
>>15799258It's pretty funny and takes like 5 minutes to make.
>147 posts>16 image repliesI thought this was a webm thead
>>15791347courtesy of your friends at /g/
>>15809231A fine toasting of the dust from under the keyboard keys, yum :)
>>15803935>>Arty foodI bet the food is great, but its the delivery that kills you. Shake and bake, indeed.
>>15794365Suck Maill - Ard cock you need faggot
>>15792629> i'm a woman now
>>15797409Looks more like a parsnip than a banana.
>>15799345>>15799357>>15799947you all should be banned
>>15803667the cookie one made me go wtf
this thread is garbage
>>15803667Who the fuck wants boiled salmon? The steak looked awful too
>>15793260Take all my (Yous)!
>>15797409>>15810049>banana>parsnipLeave it to /ck/ plebs to not know what a fucking daikon is.
>>15801881Holy shit, that dude looks like a fukin Spook. Shadman lied to me.
>>15807714Rustled not stirred
>>15811754i wonder how many girls have used a daikon
>>15812822Probably less than the number of guys that have fucked fruit
>>15792634>john k peta.webm
>>15803667These might kind of work, but they'd all be total shit.
>>15803667now ur salmon tastes like broccoli
>>15792629Is that a reverse sear?
>>15805821I used to be like this but seriously fuck bullshitting around with all those retarded atmel rs232 burners for small home projects, esp. when a chinkduino costs like $4.But yeah, you don't really need a microcontroller to do this.
>>15813092First one just makes a mess of your coffee maker and of your salmon. Second one is easily doable, as a clothing iron is just a heat source and does indeed get hot enough to cook meat and other food. I've seen people also make grilled cheese with a clothing iron. You can also put the foil on the iron and that works. The third one works if it's hot enough outside and you give it enough time. An hour probably wouldn't be enough. More like several hours. Would also depend on the cookie dough.
>>15803667Please god help me
>>15803667>the cookie one
>>15812892I'm pretty sure that roast getting prolapsed is more reminiscent of a John K Peta work
>>15792678give me source of Dat ass, finna COOM
>>15812758>dudeThat is, as a matter of fact, a real biological female. Though I really thought it could have been a dude, too. She's popular on Tik Tok but I forget her name. You can probably find it by searching "hit or miss girl tik tok."
>>15792634THAT MOTHER FUCKER FAVREAU STOLE MY FUCKING STORY FOR HIS MOVIE, IF THAT GETS OUT I'M GONNA GET FUCKING WACKED.
>>15799947when the imposter is sus!
>>15805821>ok guys here is tutorial on how to make project from scratch>step 1: buy a micro computer>step 2: download/install software>step 3: donate to my page>step 4: now you can make leds fade in and out instead of just blink!
>>15798567>KOSHER (Jew) salt>BLACK pepperJews are using blacks as a tool to commit white genocide via interbreeding and destroying any sense of identity and culture. I knew it. Ever wonder why every commercial you see nowadays is a black man and white woman? Think about it.
>>15812822not many since it's too small for them. The average girl can fit a 10 inch cucumber so the daikon simply cannot fill them the same way a BGC can
>>15796769>>>/lgbt/>>>/soc/Take your pick.
>>15792629Here's what you do after you perform the sex reassignment if anyone else was curious.
>>15814841>gravy out of nowhere
>>15791347this webm made me go tf when no gf
>>15814858I also don't really understand why you'd want to eat graying, medium-well done roast beef either.
>>15809490Good one anon
>>15798567>>15814841nothing in these videos is a hack.>>15803667this is stupid, not a hack and the vegetables would not be cooked.
I have seen literally all of these on other boards, step it up fags.
>>15793260I kekkled my zozz so hard my angus prolapsed itself
>>15803667>the cookies are done when the screaming stops
>>15792629towards what end?
>>15803734Just wait until you find out almonds have cyanide in them lol