Food jargon

[Anonymous No.15782810]

What is some interesting food related jargon in your area? I'm gonna share some Danish hot dog wagon jargon. Poorly translated, of course.

[Anonymous No.15782839]

I live in the Rockies in the US, but I'm sure some of these are widespread:

spud = potato
pronto pup = corn dog
rocky mountain oyster = fried beef testicles
jojo potatoes (or jojo babies) = small, seasoned potato wedges
funeral potatoes = scalloped potatoes or in general a potato/cheese casserole, sometimes with sour cream

[Anonymous No.15782841]

here in thuh souf we got meat n 3, that's your choice of meat and 3 sides but it more accurately translates to mom and pop greasy spoon aka terribly unhealthy and delicious; made with love aka lots and lots of fat but honestly when you're eating it that saying comes true.

[Anonymous No.15782846]

>Cocio (chocolate milk)
Nigger milk
Liquid Mandela
Congo beer
Kofi Annan
Nigger sweat

>Cola
Glass cock
Cold mocha
Negro pop
Lucky Luke water

>Orange soda
Morning urine

>Lemon soda
Ice cold cup of piss
Yellow
Chink water

>7-up
Snow White gangbang

>Ice cubes
penguin drops

>Coffee
Mud
Trucker tar

>Milk
Farmer beer
Udder sludge

[Anonymous No.15782884]

>The hot dog guy
Ham captain
Colon pusher
Snake charmer

>The classic red (boiled) sausage
Meat nail
Blood snake
Eel
Native American
Indian
Elf arm
Synchronized swimmer from the basin

>Grilled sausage
Ham nail
Finger
Nigger
Warm dog
Dead dick
Colon
Worm
Pork stick
Suicide

[Anonymous No.15782888]

>>15782839
>rocky mountain oyster = fried beef testicles
nice one

>>15782841
easy on the blow

[Anonymous No.15782910]

>>15782888
I'm enthusiastic about good food and I also had some coffee. I would like some blow, hopefully tomorrow night fingers crossed.

[Anonymous No.15782931]

The translations are terrible, unfortunately. As you can tell, hot dogs are popular with the working class.
I didn't know half of these. I think most of them are decades old. The hot dog culture is completely dying here... there used to be 500 hot dog wagons in Copenhagen, and now there are about 60 left.

>Roast pork sandwich
Xmas burger
Pig and a bun

>Beef sandwich
freshly ironed negro with headphones
negro with ear warmers
skull fracture
nausea brick
monkey with a scarred back

>Fried plaice with fries and remoulade
remoulade shark with beams and sludge
guppy in a suade jacket with crossties and chinaman semen
pussy filet with pornfries and spermalade*
a flat with nails and sauce

*'fiskefilet' is 'fish filet' and 'fisse' means 'pussy'. also we say pommes frites (pronounced pomfrits -- pornfrits)

[Anonymous No.15782955]

Someone post the screen cap of what bongs call food

[Anonymous No.15782974]

>>15782931
The only problem I have with that picture is the purple cabbage.

[Anonymous No.15783083]

>>15782974
it's a sweet and sour braised cabbage, it's fucking awesome.

[Anonymous No.15783253]

nobody is contributing,, guessing your food culture is in a grim state.. are these terribly unfunny, especially in english? yeah, so what.

>Bonus hot dog humor if a sw*de in Cph asks for directions to the zoo
"Go to the central station and catch the train to Malmö"

>Bonus based humor
2 negros walk up to a hot dog wagon and say "two grilled" (sausages)
The sausage man answers: “yeah i see that, but what do you want?

>Fransk hotdog
Hamnail in a straightjacket
Bald frenchman in a sleeping bag
Mummy in a sarcophagus
indian in a canoe
Stick in the anus
Asshole with cream
Dead rat in a bathrobe
Diaphragm with a club and asia marmalade
Slimy cousin in a sweater

>Bacon wrapped sausage
mummy
dead finger in a kimono
bricklayer finger
sow fixated stick

>Frankfurter
German
Teddy cock
Amin Jensen (fat comedian.. lots more of these named after people, not gonna post them)
Dildo
Lizard
Arab finger
Big dirty swinecock

>Medister sausage
Brother-in-law('s) cock
Mayor('s) cock
Woman comforter
Wedding cock
Pork roast in a tube

>Bread/bun
menstrual pad
pillow
dough
side-wagon
cake
cardboard
sponge
tampon
a soft one
pontoon

[Anonymous No.15783274]

>>15782846
fucking cringe

[Anonymous No.15783369]

I live in NYC so anything italian has to be pronounced flamboyantly and obnoxiously incorrectly.
AY TONE LEMME GET SUMMADAT GABBAGOOL
OH YEAH WRAP IT IN DA BRAJHOOT
MAYBE SOME MUTZ

[Anonymous No.15783393]

>>15783369
Sounds unbelievably based if you ask me.

[Anonymous No.15783476]

>>15783393
I always have a good time doing it and love being at italian restaurants because that's not only accepted but expected, you'll get weird looks from the servers if you call the appetizer "prosciutto wrapped capicola"

[Anonymous No.15783506]

>>15782839
I've lived in colorado my whole life and the only one of these I've heard is the rocky mountain oysters

[Anonymous No.15783778]

>>15782846
do danskjävel really?

[Anonymous No.15783988]

>>15782846
based as fuck

[Anonymous No.15784004]

>>15783369
Based and goomba-pilled. I miss living in NY sometimes

[Anonymous No.15784025]

>>15783253
all of these are gold

[Anonymous No.15784280]

>>15782810
There was a restaurent a deli kind of place connected to a building where I used to work and anytime someone ordered a cheeseburger they'd all start hollaring "cheeboogie cheeboogie!"

[Anonymous No.15784327]

>>15783506
Don't forget a side of road apples.

[Anonymous No.15784416]

is this a Hot Carl thread

[Anonymous No.15784526]

>>15784416
it is now

[Anonymous No.15784550]

>>15783506
Being a 12 year old raised by Californians in Colorado Springs is not the same as living in the Rockies

[Anonymous No.15784557]

>>15784280
we call the McDick's cheeseburgers "chezzers" in my group of friends

[Anonymous No.15784560]

>>15782846
>liquid Mandela
>glass cock
>negro pop
>morning piss
>chink water
>udder sludge
Absolutely based

[Anonymous No.15784568]

>>15782884
>Native American
>Indian
>synchronized swimmer from the basin
What the fuck
>grilled sausage: nigger
And Americans call themselves free

[Anonymous No.15784594]

>>15783253
>Asshole with cream
>Dead rat in a bathrobe
>Slimy cousin in a sweater
>diaphragm with a club and Asia marmalade???
Kek
>frankfurter
>big dirty swinecock
>medister
>literally the “your cock is small if it isn’t this size” sausage

Why are nords so based

[Anonymous No.15784664]

Michigan:

"Coney Island" = Diner that offers standard American food (breakfast, burgers, chicken sandwich, etc) but also Greek food like spinach pies. Common throughout the state, but especially in the Detroit area.

"Coney Dog" = Hot dog with sloppa. The term "Coney" or "coney island" can also refer to the restaurant itself or the hot dog.

[Anonymous No.15784682]

>>15782810
Where's the red dogs :D i have been to Copenhagen :D

[Anonymous No.15784690]

where I live we call hot dogs longmeat

[Anonymous No.15784702]

in Philadelphia we only consume meth so i have none.

[Anonymous No.15784729]

>>15784682
Here it is, your Stalin cock, your commie, your 'red from the deep', your holiday Brit, your nitrite pole.

[Anonymous No.15784770]

>>15784682
fun sidefact; "red dogs" is the Danish term for rubella, the disease.

[Anonymous No.15784816]

In the Norwegian city of Drammen, theres a local style of hot dog called blauta pølsa, which means sonething like wetted hot dog (its supposed to mean soaked, but blauta is a dialect word I can only translate to wetted). It is a normal hot dog (frankfurter) that's had the bun soaked in the hot dog water.

[Anonymous No.15785133]

>>15784816
Also Norwegian, and this is quite useful: any cold cut, spread, cheese or whatever you put on a slice of bread or in a sandwich is called pålegg. It literally means "onput" or "put upon". For instance if you go to the store and your woman asks you to get some pålegg you can get anything from salami cuts to brown cheese to tuna.

[Anonymous No.15785231]

>>15782846
>>15783778
No, Danskjävel don't.
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Danish jargons:

Chocolate-coated marshmallow treats/ flødeboller are often called negerboller (negro balls) because that's was their name in the old days, before it got politically incorrect.

Snaps sold in small containers get called Kyllinger (chicken).

Kæmpe Eskimo (giant eskimo) is about to be renamed to Kæmpe Blåbær (Giant Blueberry). It's a popular ice cream bar. People will continue to call it giant eskimo in the future.

Bagerns dårlige øje (the bad eye of the baker), it's a Spandaur (a popular Danish pastry with custard).

Any white-ish bread is called a Franskbrød (French bread).

[Anonymous No.15786133]

>>15782846

[Anonymous No.15786145]

>>15782931
are you fucking kidding me, danish hot dogs are the best I've ever had

[Anonymous No.15786216]

If you want "everything" on a Chicago dog you can alternatively say "run it through the garden"

[Anonymous No.15786243]

DONT BE FOOLED. Though these may look like pig assholes, we call them "chitlins" and put hot sauce on them

But in all seriousness only eat these if someone's grandma made them, and only if after they have cleaned them their weight has been reduced by half over what they were when purchased at the store. Otherwise they will in fact taste like shit

[Anonymous No.15786277]

This is called a "fat faggot treat with jizzy hot cum." Don't know why anyone buys these 2bh

[Anonymous No.15786322]

These are all called sprinkles but some places like where I'm from will call the chocolate ones "jimmies" which I gather is because they look like black people and is a reference to Jim Crow laws

[Anonymous No.15786537]

>>15782810
Unless there's an untrained wagie/Mexican behind the line, you can go into any Chicagoland beef restaurant and say "combo, hot, sweet, cheese, and dipped", and you'll get the same exact thing every time: a Chicago Italian beef sandwich with a charred Italian sausage as well, hot giardiniera peppers, roasted sweet bell peppers, mozzarella cheese, and dipped in the beef au jus. The next time you're in Chicago, try it out they're great.

[Anonymous No.15787831]

>>15786243
>Though these may look like pig assholes
well, are they?

[Anonymous No.15787887]

>>15787831
Pig intestines. The general story goes along the lines of back people back when they were actually oppressed in the states only being able to afford meat that would normally be thrown out, so they would attempt to clean the intestines and sometimes stuff them with whatever other scraps they could find.
Or something along those lines, I'm no historyfag, it's just something I vaguely remember from school.

[Anonymous No.15787917]

>>15782846
Where can I buy Cocio online?

[Anonymous No.15787920]

>>15786216
The food coloring relish looks horrid

[Anonymous No.15788027]

>>15786537
I like the look of that one. If I'm ever in Chicago I'll try it out

[Anonymous No.15788073]

>>15782846

[Anonymous No.15788078]

>>15786537
this has never happened

"italian beef"
"hot or sweet"
"COMBO HOT SWEET CHEESE AND DIPPED"
"what?"
"COMBO HOT SWEET CHEESE AND DIPPED"
"so you want the italian combo instead of the italian beef?"
"COMBO HOT SWEET CHEESE AND DIPPED"
"I'm just making sure so you want the italian combo with both hot and sweet peppers, we don't have cheese for that it's extra, do you still want it?"
"COMBO HOT SWEET CHEESE DIPPED"
"..."
"COMBO HOT SWEET CHEESE DIPPED..."

[Anonymous No.15788084]

>>15788078
Let me guess, you never ordered a cheese wit before have you?

[Anonymous No.15788088]

>>15782839
ZA WARUDO potatos

[Anonymous No.15788091]

>>15786277
Based Louis CK.

[Anonymous No.15788101]

>>15788078
Reads like me asking for gabagool at the Italian market (Europe)

[Anonymous No.15788110]

>>15782810
Dutchfag here

Most jargon is fried food related
>patatje oorlog
'war fries', fries with peanut sauce, mayonnaise and chopped onion

>patatje rotzooi
'fries mess' as above but with curry sauce (which here means a kind of ketchup with sauce, it's akin to the German curry from Currywurst)

>waterfiets/catamaran
'catamaran', two frikandellen and a large portion of fries

>patatje met
'fries with', mayo being such the default choice that the actual word is omitted

>patatje speciaal
'fries special', with mayo, curry and chopped onions

>Jos Brinkie
Named after famous gay comedian Jos Brink, it's a frikandel with peanut sauce

>Open ruggetje
'spina bifida', Frikandel speciaal, sliced in half but not entirely through, as to make room for the mayo/curry/onion

There are many more but these are the most well known

[Anonymous No.15788133]

>>15784770
Kek that's the same in Dutch

[Anonymous No.15788140]

>tfw ywn start off your day by watching your cute asian fiance make orange soda

[Anonymous No.15788145]

>>15785133
>påleg
It's beleg in Dutch. Funny how similar some things are

[Anonymous No.15788149]

>european 'culture'

[Anonymous No.15788169]

>>15783253
Is that a hot dog with mayonnaise?

[Anonymous No.15788175]

>>15788169
It’s French hotdog dressing

[Anonymous No.15788183]

>>15784816
>bun soaked in the hot dog water.
Sounds disgusting.

[Anonymous No.15788189]

>>15782810
choc brownie is called negro (as in POC) in polish

I also remember my mom having a recipe for a cake called "negro's tits", which was a round spongy cake covered in chocolate with a cherry on top IIRC

[Anonymous No.15788190]

>>15786145
Iceland makes the best hot dogs.

[Anonymous No.15788194]

>>15788084
I have but I'm from chicago. no one orders like that.

[Anonymous No.15788195]

>>15784568
They're called indian (as in native americans) because they're red = redskins.

An indian with sidecar is a red boiled sausage and a hotdog bun on the side.

[Anonymous No.15788391]

>>15788183
I've never had it since I'm not from Drammen, but yes it sounds disgusting. It is a very trashy place.

[Anonymous No.15788431]

>>15788110
>Named after famous gay comedian Jos Brink, it's a frikandel with peanut sauce
I would fit right in. Dutch have the same cheeky low-class humor as the Danes.

[Anonymous No.15788603]

hey man lemme get a suicide on the floor tile, flip top, waterboard it, ocelot style. also a cup of ambulance with a hot jacob.

[Anonymous No.15788612]

>>15788431
kek that kind of thing is popular here too. There are also many ways to say you are going to shit. "Nelson Mandela op de trein zetten" (to put Nelson Mandela on the train), "Clarence Seedorf uit de selectie zetten" (to remove black football player Clarence Seedorf from the national team)

[Anonymous No.15788734]

>>15782884
>dirty under finger nails
No fucking thanks.

[Anonymous No.15789291]

>>15782810
There is no real "food related jargon" in my area that's not just the regional dialect, but have this as a consolidation prize:

pic related is called "LKW", which is the german word for "semi/18wheeler/truck" and it's an abbreviation of "Leberkäsweckle", which is simply the name of the thing, Leberkäs in a bun.

[Anonymous No.15789295]

>>15782931
>freshly ironed negro with headphones
my fucking sides

[Anonymous No.15789865]

>>15788175
What is that?

[Anonymous No.15790069]

>>15785133
Pålegg is one word I wish they had in English. They call them spreads, but you don't spread salami, you fucks.

[Anonymous No.15790211]

>>15787831
small intestine of pigs. they smell like hell when cleaning them and they smell like hell if cooked after improperly cleaning them. calling them assholes is a funny meme but not really accurate

[Anonymous No.15790216]

>>15787920
food coloring doesn't taste like anything

[Anonymous No.15790225]

>>15788190
convince us geothermal nigger

[Anonymous No.15790233]

>>15782810
Chicken in coconut dough - Psie jajca (dog's balls) since in Poland Chicken in coconut dough is served mostly by vietnamese

[Anonymous No.15790991]

>>15788078
this is me trying to fit in at a kebab joint

[Anonymous No.15791681]

>>15782839
>Rockies
>funeral potatoes
That's started in Utah Mormon culture. If it's in CO now you must be/know Mormons.
t.utahfag
PS when I was a boy my dad called brazil nuts "nigger toes"

[Anonymous No.15791841]

Cool it with the racism ffs

[Anonymous No.15792837]

>>15791681
My grandma did too and she grew up in Brazil so idk why she didn't call them brazil nuts

[Anonymous No.15794276]

>Cool it with the racism ffs

[Anonymous No.15794621]

>>15782846

[Anonymous No.15794642]

>>15782810
the ole halal snack pack

[Anonymous No.15794650]

>>15787887
That story is shit, poors have been eating these well before the Americas were discovered

[Anonymous No.15794660]

>>15790211
large intestine

[Anonymous No.15795231]

>>15782846
>Liquid Mandela

[Anonymous No.15795247]

>>15791681
The Rockies extend from Canada to New Mexico, dude. Is it the baseball team that makes everyone assume Colorado?