/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15779502]

is five guys that good?
many people swear on it but i dont get the appeal

https://youtu.be/MPr4JC4VA5o

[Anonymous No.15779510]

>>15779502
it's burgers, whats not to get

[Anonymous No.15779793]

>>15779502
These fat disgusting slobs are about to have an orgy and I'm here with my dick in my hand.

[Anonymous No.15779807]

>>15779502
yo what the fuck is up with her eyes

[Anonymous No.15779810]

>>15779793
>no crossover with joey
joey is totally a giver unlike this depressing fat american slob

[Anonymous No.15779849]

>>15779502
Why is Aunt Jemima in the background?

[Anonymous No.15779854]

what's happening forum?

[Anonymous No.15779872]

>>15779502
It's good but overpriced, just like shake shack. If you can afford it, enjoy it, but if not then you're not missing out that much.

[Anonymous No.15779903]

>>15779502
five guys is alright
but their burgers have gotten so small and price have gone up over the years its no long worth it

[Anonymous No.15779920]

A burger at a real restaurant or bar & grill is better and doesn’t cost any more. 5 guys is airport food.

[Anonymous No.15779926]

>>15779502
costs more therefore you think its better

[Anonymous No.15779959]

>>15779807
food dip is some real hard, ghetto shit

[Anonymous No.15780072]

>>15779807

[Anonymous No.15780250]

>>15779502
>>15780072
JESUS!

[Anonymous No.15780251]

>>15779793
I fantasize about Bob sneaking into my bedroom late at night and grabbing me out of bed then throwing me against the wall and obliterating my stinkhole
Ribachachu

[Anonymous No.15780396]

>>15779502
Five Guys is better the fewer toppings you put on it. Ideally you want just a bacon cheese burger, maybe some jalapenos or onions and lettuce on there. As soon as people throw sauces, sauteed shit, and tomatoes on there it turns in to a sloppy pile of shit.

Honestly the best thing you can order there is a bacon, cheese, jalapeno grilled hotdog with extra-seasoned cajun fries. They butterfly the hotdogs when the grill them and its honestly really good. Worth the price? Probably not, but the hotdog cajun fry combo is tasty

[Anonymous No.15780407]

I like it, but I think it's too pricy. I appreciate the fuck ton of fries they give me though

[Anonymous No.15780434]

It's like some intern accidentally kicked the chitlins bucket into the Joey cloning vat

[Anonymous No.15780460]

So he works for a group home or something right? He’s always ferrying around and feeding these people who are clearly tards. Bob is fucking kino and also a good dude if he works with these genetic monstrosities.

[Anonymous No.15780589]

>>15779502
five guy is good but not Wendy's good, also over priced

[Anonymous No.15780598]

five guys is fine but this is clearly an eceleb bait thread so I hope you get hit by a bus OP

[Anonymous No.15781312]

>>15780434
my fucking sides

[Anonymous No.15781317]

>>15780072
Mask people and anti maskers can atleast agree people who do this shit where their nose is out in the open are the worst kinds of retards

[Anonymous No.15781820]

>>15779502
It's a quality, satisfying and fresh fast food burger.
Unsurprisingly this makes it more expensive than bottom-of-the barrel fast food like McDicks and Wendys. That's ok though because I'm not a fat fuck who eats a burger more than once or twice a month, as a special treat. In this regard Five Guys is perfect for a healthy, balanced lifestyle like mine.

[Anonymous No.15783005]

>>15779502
It's a good burger I like it and its tasty

[Anonymous No.15783020]

why do omegafats have those like weird sunken eyes with discolored skin around them

[Anonymous No.15783064]

>>15783020
Beetus

[Anonymous No.15784304]

>>15779502
average to below average burger

good fries

[Anonymous No.15784315]

He does not look healthy. I saw people die much better than him. What the fuck?

[Anonymous No.15784741]

>>15784315
>I saw people die much better than him.
hahaha wut

[Anonymous No.15784743]

>>15779502
They're just giant burgers and they give you a shit ton of fries. That's it, the burgers are greasy and fatty and yes they taste good but outside of quantity they aren't special. In terms of taste I would put Culver's and Shake Shack, and even maybe In-N-Out above Five Guys, however, you will get more calories per dollar at five guys than any of those places.

[Anonymous No.15785012]

>>15784315
might be all the fat.

[Anonymous No.15785042]

>fat people eating fast food in a car
You're really going to have to try harder to sell me on why I should bother watching this trash.

[Anonymous No.15785044]

>>15784315
I don't know maybe it's because he's morbidly obese

[Anonymous No.15785158]

>>15785042
its fun

[Anonymous No.15785213]

>>15785042
pic related

[Anonymous No.15785399]

>>15779502
Better than average fast food. Not a replacement for a real burger joint.
Overpriced as fuck.

I eat it once a week because I literally live next to it. But I'd honestly prefer carls Jr over it.

[Anonymous No.15785417]

>>15779502
Reminder that these "healthy people" are the reason why you have to wear a mask because if they catch the flu they'll die. All fat fucks are a cancer on society.

[Anonymous No.15785867]

>>15780072
Precious 2 Electric Boogaloo

[Anonymous No.15787450]

>>15785042
who doesn't enjoy to watch a train wreck?

[Anonymous No.15787528]

How the fuck are you guys shitting on 5 guys you mongoloids

[Anonymous No.15787566]

>>15779502
Five guys?

I prefer five supple and soft young girls. Completely nude and shaved hairless.

[Anonymous No.15788375]

>>15787566
Now this is boomerposting

[Anonymous No.15788380]

>>15784315
those dark circles under his eyes means he's probably dying from renal disease.

[Anonymous No.15789328]

>>15781820
Do Amerifats really?

[Anonymous No.15789338]

>>15779502
>Cat Lady Loves Five Guys
That's an unpleasant bait and switch

[Anonymous No.15789405]

>>15779502

Five Guys makes a great $3 burger and charges $6 for it.

[Anonymous No.15789649]

>>15785042
I'd say the fact that you can and are watching fat people eating fast food in a car makes you question yourself and the society you live in.

[Anonymous No.15789660]

>>15781820
>makes it more expensive than bottom-of-the barrel fast food like McDicks and Wendys
the price difference between wendy's and 5 guys in my area is less than a buck.

[Anonymous No.15789663]

>>15789405
They're $7 now

[Anonymous No.15789666]

>>15789649
This doesn't happen in the normal parts of america.

[Anonymous No.15789676]

>>15779502
It doesn’t taste good no matter which toppings you get...kinda like subway. I don’t mind paying more for a good burger. Five Guys berders ain’t good and their fries suck.

[Anonymous No.15789681]

>>15789660
The price difference where I live is literally about 100%. Five Guys is twice as much as Wendy's.

[Anonymous No.15789893]

>>15781820
I would feel cheated to order burger, and get those mc shit lvl thin patties. Don't you want your meat to be big, fat and juicy anons? Potato quality pic related.

[Anonymous No.15789928]

>>15789893
I actually prefer places with thin burgers. I feel like I get a better ratio of bread, sauce, and vegetables to meat that way.

[Anonymous No.15790465]

>>15789893
Quality > quantity
When I bite into a Five Guys burger I taste everything in that burger, working together to form a cohesive experience with enough heterogeneity to keep each bite interesting.

[Anonymous No.15790472]

>>15789328
I'm British.
Five Guys is the third-best burger joint in my humble town.

[Anonymous No.15790512]

>>15789893
No I prefer thin patties. Too much meat takes away from vegetable/bread balance.

[Anonymous No.15790545]

>>15785044
lmao no, that's not morbidly by any means.
yes he is a fat guy, but not morbidly.

[Anonymous No.15790632]

>>15779502
This is one of the worst things I have ever seen on the Internet.
I feel that part of my soul was stolen away.

[Anonymous No.15790649]

What is with the trend of fatasses recording themselves eating food and uploading it to youtube? It's really quite disturbing.

[Anonymous No.15791290]

>>15790649
Niche but lucrative fetish
Personally it makes me want to throw up but I guess it makes enough psychopaths cum to justify

[Anonymous No.15791340]

>>15779502
what the fuck is this im so new to /ck/ but you guys find the weirdest reviewers

[Anonymous No.15791357]

OP, I've been looking for this fatty for a long time now, I forgot his channel's name. He reminds me of an alternate Joey from Joey's World Tour. Like if Joey was a video game character and both player 1 & player 2 picked Joey, played 2 would get this guy instead.

[Anonymous No.15791564]

>>15781317
I've already noticed that its black people who never wear their mask properly

[Anonymous No.15791623]

> hey baby! Wanna come for a ride in my car and eat burgers? My buddy Paco is in the back, but he's cool"

All these years I've wasted on PUA bullshit.

[Anonymous No.15791633]

>>15791564
I think it's more of an economic/class thing. There are no black people where I live. The only people who pull the chin-hammock bullshit are the poor.

[Anonymous No.15791639]

>go to mcdonalds
>get tiny piece of shit burger, fries, and drink for about 2 bucks

>go to in n out
>get great burger, fries, and drink for 6 bucks

>go to sit down restaurant
>get giant gourmet burger, fries, and drink for 12 bucks

>go to 5 guys
>get mcdonalds burger, fries, and drink for 18 fucking dollars

how anybody tolerates this shit is beyond me

[Anonymous No.15792060]

>>15791639
who the fuck do you think you're fooling trying to say that five guys burgers are the same as mcdonalds burgers

[Anonymous No.15793009]

>>15779502
its literally the worst burger ive ever had and everyone who worked there was a dumb nigger. never again. and the fries were so disgusting and made with super old grease i literally had to vomit everything afterwards.

[Anonymous No.15793016]

>>15793009
poor muffin oh no the little boy didn't get any yummy wummies!

[Anonymous No.15793086]

>>15779502