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15776406 No.15776406 [Reply] [Original]

I'm starting to understand what this man was talking about. I find myself thinking about beans in the same way I think about beer. I'll be at work thinking about eating beans when I get home. I'll think about what kinds of things I can have with beans. I find myself critiquing my earlier bean dishes and wondering what went wrong. One night I was genuinely dreaming about beans all night, sleeping uneasy, and every time I woke up I would half asleep be thinking about making beans for breakfast the next morning.

>> No.15776414

>>15776406
This is what Pythagoras was warning us about.

>> No.15776425

OP's pic is what will happen to you if you allow the breath of life to escape your anus. Stay away from beans if you dont want to end up like that.

>> No.15776432

>>15776425
>farting from beans
absolutely unbased

>> No.15776544

>>15776432
bu... bu... they're the magical fruit and the more you eat the more you toot.

>> No.15777127

>>15776544
No they're good for your heart. The more you eat em the more you fart.

>> No.15777340

>>15776406
I don't know if you're being serious or not. It's right on the line, as far as my perception goes. The part about sleeping uneasy pushes it in the direction towards shitposting territory.

Beans are unfathomably based. Hummus, falafel, boston baked, Ranch Style beans (the brand), cowboy beans, refried, ful medames, black beans, Campbell's bean and bacon soup...

I live on and for beans.

>> No.15777456

>>15776406
I just made chili with three different kind of beans.