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What’s your favourite thing to order from your local chink restaurant?

>> No.15775125

>>15775124
For me it’s war wonton

>> No.15775133

>>15775124
Spicy mongolian beef and the general. Broccoli/unsauced mixed veggies and white rice with a can of coke.

>> No.15775138

I always get the steamed pork dumplings because they're so thick, but aside from that I actually get something different every time. I don't really stick with any one thing

maybe my favorite is the sweet and sour chicken

>> No.15775155

>>15775133
Great order. Spicy Mongolian beef is so good

>> No.15775165

>>15775124
What I remember as chinese food growing up as a young kid in Hong Kong

>turtle/shark fin soup
>fried chicken feet
>pig uterus noodles
>fried rice with pork knuckle gristle
>unidentifed fish balls on a stick
>boiled dog meat
>one time, monkey brains

Americans have no idea how bad it really is. No one in china knows what the fuck beef and broccoli is or sweet and sour pork. Chinese food is disgusting. Literally the worst parts to eat of any animal. Makes sense because chinks are the race of humans closest to animals. They make disgusting noises when they eat, slurp everything, men in the streets lift their fucking wife beaters over their sweaty stomachs while laughing and chewing with their mouths full of food. Like what kind of idiot decided 2 sticks is the most practical way to eat grains of fucking rice. Starving Nigerians who eat grass have a better diet than the average chinese.

>> No.15775172

>>15775165
my question is what the fuck happens to the parts of the animal that are actually edible?
why are you only eating scraps, where's the brisket and pork shoulders!?!?

>> No.15775183

>>15775124
What does "chink" encompass? Only Chinese?

>> No.15775196

I go to this place next door that as Authentic General Tso's, the lady there tells me it is the exact recipe that General Tso used himself and it was passed down from generation to generation. I make sure to tell her I want the authentic shit and not that americanized chinese food.

>> No.15775229

>>15775133
Big dick

>> No.15775232

>>15775183
I believe so as I've heard other species of asian refer to them as chinks too

>> No.15775242

>>15775124
lo mein and spicy szechuan wantons

>> No.15775246

Twice eaten pork.

>> No.15775249

>>15775124
There are a couple local ones to me and they both do things differently, they both do spring rolls pretty well.

>> No.15775257

>>15775124
rat lo mein

>> No.15775258

Can’t go wrong with mapo tofu, boiled beef/fish, maybe some dumplings in spicy Szechuan peppercorn sauce.

>> No.15775262

>>15775124
One of the restaurants has a "traditional" menu and there's usually something interesting on it like pig ears in chile sauce, it sounds weird but it's pretty good.

>> No.15775272

Once you get off of the standard menu and try other stuff then you learn new things.

>> No.15775273

One thing that I miss is that no place near me has roast pork buns.

>> No.15775279

bat soup

>> No.15775326

>>15775165
Stayed 2 weeks in Shenzhen for work. Holy shit the food is terrible. And we went to "nice" restaurants too. Ate nothing but McDonalds the second week. Got food poisoning at least twice. Also never eat pizza in China. I dont know how they make it but it tastes so wrong. Looks delicious but its like if aliens tried to make pizza without knowing what the actual ingredients were supposed to be. I couldnt even finish one bite, spit it out and threw the rest in the trash.

>> No.15775346

>>15775124
Anything fried in gutter oil.

>> No.15775358

>>15775326
What are you stupid, why are you ordering pizza in China?

>> No.15775392

>>15775358
I was hungry after my flight and pizza hut was open. worst decision of my life. I hadnt eaten 20 hours and I still wasnt hungry enough to eat that shit. It was indescribably bad.

>> No.15775404

>>15775124
It was Egg Foo Young from a place called Kai's in ABQ untill it closed down. F

>> No.15775407

>>15775124
Plum duck or get frigged

>> No.15775412

>>15775392
I hear that, pizza slut is pretty horrible, why didn't you get something on the airplane?

>> No.15775421

>>15775392
Even in cattle class you can probably get some peanuts and some saltines and a soda.

>> No.15775436

>>15775124
Lettuce wraps, their best dish

>> No.15775449

>>15775412
I hate pizza hut, but this was on a whole other level. It didnt taste like shitty pizza, it just tasted so wrong. Like if every ingredient was replaced with some gross alternative. They served food on the plane but it was some weird soy dish and the smell alone almost made me vomit. Im not a picky eater at all, ill try almost anything. But the chinks are on a whole other level of gross food.

>> No.15775459

>>15775449
Yuk, I can't even imagine the stench of the braps.

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>>15775459
I can

>> No.15775536

>>15775124
It's gotta be the fried rice and the spring rolls.

>> No.15775568

I'd love some fried rice and spring rolls right now but it's 1:43 am in the morning and nothing is open now, but I did a tombstone pizza earlier and that's easy to make.

>> No.15775576

I made chili last weekend and that's good on a tombstone pizza.

>> No.15775579

>>15775124
imitation crab fried rice

>> No.15775583

>>15775579
that's surimi

>> No.15775586
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Ginger beef

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>>15775579
I prefer giant isopod fried rice

>> No.15775655

>>15775649
I bet those suckers taste great deep fried

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>>15775124
Crab rangoonies and spring rolls.

>> No.15775788

Dan dan noodles with pork

>> No.15775812

Mongolian beef
hot and sour soup
dumplings
shrimp toast

>> No.15775820

>>15775124
Usually schezuan beef. Extra, extra spicy(I have to emphasize extra because they never made it spicy if you ask), and extra veggie.
I just mix it up with the rice and it's fucking delicious.

>> No.15775980

>>15775820
I never bother specifying "spicy" to those types, that's why I have hot sauces and chile peppers. I'll do that to my own taste.

>> No.15776027

>>15775172
shipped to america ;^)

>> No.15776038

>>15775124
fried rice with shrimp

>> No.15776136

>>15775124
For me it’s chicken chowmein

>> No.15776473

>>15775124
Egg fried rice
Plain chow mein
Egg foo Yung
Tofu in black bean sauce
Is shitty bri'ish """chinese""" food though, not very authentic unless you're in a city.

>> No.15776717

>>15775165
B8

>> No.15776724

>>15776038
I go for the house special, one never knows what you'll get.

>> No.15776780

>>15776027
You seem to be the racist, as is very common with your types. I simply don't give a shit about your fucking nations and don't want to visit them.
If you want to call me racist for disagreeing with you then you must have been shillary supporters since that's the best that they can do.
Are you still seething in your closets because Trump beat your annointed one?

>> No.15776787

>>15776780
This pasta is a little stale now.

>> No.15776799

>>15776780
I had to look this up to make sure this wasn't a copypasta, are you mentally ill?

>> No.15777413

>beef chow mein, fried rice, egg rolls
but it HAS to be on a rainy day in late spring or early summer, otherwise it's not as comfy and /nostalgia/

>> No.15777960

>>15775124
Ching Chang Chong Horst

>> No.15777962

>>15775124
based fuselhorst poster
what whisky can u recommend op?

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>>15775124
doodoo plate

>> No.15778004

>>15777976
Is that the poo poo platter?

>> No.15778049

my local one is a bit shit so i get chicken noodle soup w/ extra soup noodles. that shit is fucking ambrosia. it will heal all ailments. the nicer ones though i get teriyaki udon and japanese style fried rice

>> No.15778122

options are pretty limited as a vegetarian but:
>late night chinese place
Spicy vegetable tofu soup.
>local hong kong bistro
Curried vegetables with spaghetti instead of rice!
God I can't wait for the hong kong spot to reopen. Feels so good eating tucked away there.

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>>15778004
ya, I always like them cause it’s like your own mini buffet at home. Not too much of any one thing