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there was a dead baby cockroach in the box where i put my leftover pizza in
didnt notice until i was going to throw away the box
im going to be alright, right? i reheated the pizza on a pan over medium low heat

>> No.15771300

you have cockroach eggs in your stomach lining now and they will hatch and eat through your body.

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>>15771300
please dont fuck with me anon im panicking over here

>> No.15771307

Lmao go see your doctor quick. I heard someone in my town died because of it.

>> No.15771314

>>15771293
Injested cockroach eggs are like the third most common cause of death in the world.

>> No.15771315

>>15771293
You'll be fine.
You've already eaten shrimps, right? They are basically sea cockroaches.

>> No.15771316

>>15771293
Hard to say, I wouldn't risk it though. Go see your doctor as soon as possible.

>> No.15771320

>>15771307
>>15771314
im going to fucking vomit

>> No.15771322

Worst case scenario you just got some parasites in you, don't worry anon. Modern medicine has your back

>> No.15771323

>>15771293
You missed out on some extra protein, but no big deal I guess.

>> No.15771324

>Cockroaches survive atomic bomb
>One whiff of your Little Caesars kills them instantly
Really makes you go hmm