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>> No.15767793
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OC WebM anon here. Posting the ones I made a week ago to keep the content fresh.

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Just like mom used to make

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I love kitchen accident videos

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Doesn't that just look delicious

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>> No.15767895

>>15767812
Is it just me or does this guy depress the everliving fuck out of anybody else? I was adopted by my grandparents so I learned very young what advancing age really does to a person. Everyone wants to describe this guy as "comfy," but to me it screams about someone of advancing age and limited ability just trying to hang on. There's absolutely nothing wrong with that, to be sure, but it's far less comfy than just an onslaught of sadness. Watching the elderly fight the encroaching lack of independence is truly heartbreaking.

>> No.15767896

>>15767823
why not just close the lid, oh my god, this is gold, thanks.

>> No.15767919

>>15767895
He's still got his senses. That's about as much as you can ask for at his age. The fact that he's able to get online and share what he's up to with an audience is more than what a lot of other lonely geezers have.

>> No.15767926

>>15767793
very based of you to make webms even if this one is disgusting

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>>15767926
I was taking requests in the thread where I made that and maybe I'll do a few tonight if anyone has something interesting they'd like to suggest.

>> No.15767942

>>15767919
I get it, I do. But I just think about what's on the other 99% of his life that he doesn't share on camera and it wrecks me. I'm bringing in too much of my own past, I'm sure, but I was a primary caregiver for both of my parents as they were on their way out and I know how little there actually can be done to cope with it. I know that the more old folks have that can anchor them to the present and to life and to purpose, the more it can help them out, but it's just such a depressing stage of life.

>> No.15767972

>>15767942
It seems like he's had a pretty good life with few regrets and lots of fond memories. Living that kind of lifestyle is probably lonely, but it's probably easier to manage when you don't have too many regrets or impulses a younger person would.

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>>15767896
closing the lid would not stop the fire in that first scenario, but they could've done something other than a garden hose to get the fire to stop.

>> No.15768099

>>15767842
yea, retard has thermometer right at edge thin part, not middle area, this is why he stroked out most likely due to constant salmonella poisoning and not caring he got the shits.

>> No.15768115

>>15767895
Nah, lives on his own and makes videos, seems like he lived life and is now content growing old.

>> No.15768323

>>15767939
in this guys defense grocery stores do sometimes throw out legitimately perfect good food. I've heart stories of guys pulling out fully sealed, still frozen pizzas and ice cream.

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>>15767939
this webm is exceedingly based

>> No.15768356

these threads are exceeding depressing.

>> No.15768357

>>15767895
He's an old man that appears to live alone and just makes pretty bad depression-era comfort food, which is inherently kind of sad. But as another anon said he has his senses, and clearly enjoys getting a sense of community from sharing his videos online. I can see the comfy feeling some might get from watching his stuff, it's like hanging out with grandpa. It's very 'humble' I guess, not to degrade it.

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>>15767788
i mean say wghat you will with regards to the state of affairs in this webm, but let me tell you something. look at that mommy. i bet she's got a nice little pussy, probably completely natural too. probably doesnt shave her body either. im sitting here at my desk popping a chub just imagine what it would be like to take her into my house, get her a hot shower and just bend her over my counter and penetrate her fertile cunt while h,er dumb fuck aspie son plays minecraft in the next room not even aware of the fact that im plowing his mom's fucking guts out. next stop for me is somewhere in eastern europe

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>> No.15768432

>>15767939
Based 1st world freegans! I was surprised to find out about the local freegans actually posting the photos and videos with around the same quality produce thrown away by chain supermarkets, especially the more luxury ones. FUCK FOOD WASTING

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>>15768370
A coomer and a newfag. What a treat

>> No.15768472

>>15768386
that looks absolutely disgusting.

>> No.15768523

>>15768457
2 more facts about me, i am a millionaire and high functioning autistic. how often do you have sex faggot?

>> No.15768545

>>15768523
Never. I SAVE my loosh

>> No.15768817

>>15768327
>>15768432
Based on what you broke trash picking faggots

>> No.15768858

>>15767788
I was going to ask why leave the dough all dimpled instead of pushing it out smooth, but then I saw the person making it...

>> No.15769012

>>15767788
wew. good quiche is an understatement

>> No.15769027

>>15767939
holy shit why are americans so wasteful, and they'd rather throw food out instead of giving it to the homeless to boot. mindboggling

>> No.15769053

>>15767788
I mean considering the shit that kay makes this is probably up there.

>> No.15769058

>>15769027
Because if they get sick, they can sue.

>> No.15769106

>>15769027
Blame litigation culture and the people who made a business out of it. Businesses tried to give it to people if they wanted it, but they sued if they got food poisoning.

>> No.15769148

>>15767895
Dude don't you know his story? Hollywood actor, US Army Vet, was once happily married. Lived a better life than most of us ever will. Now he makes videos to fill time until he dies. Sounds based to me.

>> No.15769192

>>15769106
That is always the excuse they gave us at work, but you'd think there is some sort of document they could make a place sign that would keep them from legal trouble. Like, you have to sign waivers at a restaurant with spicy foodbefore a spicy food challenge saying you wont sue if you have to go to the hospital. Why can't they do that for wasted product? And why do they lock their garbage bins usually? I get not wanting homeless in the front of the store or in the back, but the homeless cant sue. Why not set something up for them?

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>>15767788
How much would you need to be paid to eat any of Kay's food?

>> No.15769553

>>15769192
>but the homeless cant sue
How young are you? Lawyers will do slam dunk cases like this that have a guaranteed payout for no upfront cost, and they take a cut of the huge payout if they win in court or get a hefty settlement.

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>>15767788

>> No.15770047

>>15769553
Dude have you ever met a homeless person? Like say down and talked to them for more than 5 seconds?

>> No.15770058

>>15767895
Damn this is a fucking cooking board mate, i come here to avoid how depressing and conflictive other boards are but you just ruined everything i hope you get the rona fuck you

>> No.15770066

>>15767793
Which hand do they wipe with, again?

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>>15767823
>dumps water on a grease fire
>it works because it's a grill
I think that tard just rolled a nat 20

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>>15767873
At least the robot is programed to mercy kill the crab. They could speed up production by around 15% if they didn't

>> No.15770112

>>15767939
I was impressed until I saw the hardwood floor. Jesus, just do a homestead if you care that much.

>> No.15770615

>>15767842

jack rules with an iron fist and all the lowly peasants WILL kiss the ring

>> No.15770762

>>15770066
Left so they are being somewhat hygenic at least for Indians

>> No.15770795

>>15767823
Im new to cooking, how did that fire in the oven start and how would you stop it?

>> No.15770822

>>15767939
Just a casual reminder.

Opossum eat TICKS and other pest insects, they are IMMUNE from getting rabies. They are not vicious and will not bite.
They are based as fuck animals that do a whole lot of good and very little bad, but people hate them because they are ugly.

On the other hand Racoons are the #1 propagator and carrier of rabies in North America. They are violent and vicious, they will scratch and bite and square up with you while destroying your property.
Muh trash panda, so cute hue hue.

Kill all racoons, leave the possum alone

>> No.15770873

>>15770034
wtf when did he become a mexican?

>> No.15771203

>>15770822
All the possums in the woods behind my house got chased out by faggot cats :(

>> No.15771236

>>15770795
oil in the open flame
dont panic, stop the gas, take something you can put over the fire (pan or whatever) and slowly cover it to extinguish the flames.
Most people panic in this state, which is normal, i guess. In case you're stupid, fire extinguisher will do the trick. buy one, it's essential in every household and only costs 20 bucks

>> No.15771239

>>15770795
>>15771236
nvm, havent watched to the end. fire extinguisher i guess, that oven is fucked lol.

>> No.15771261

>>15767812
>2013
do you think he's dead now?

>> No.15771273

>>15771261
Nope I actually just saw a vlog that he made yesterday watching after his cats and playing piano. It makes me sad but he seems happy I guess

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>>15767788
wouldn't want to see her bad quiche then

>> No.15771688

To those who were concerned, FeatureMan is as based and comfy as he ever was.
This was uploaded yesterday:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IQTFSgtLsCE

>> No.15771900

>>15770822
I can tell from your wording that you don't belong here

>> No.15771918
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WebM OC anon here. Anyone have any WebM requests?

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Putting the bug in bug people

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>>15767793
More indian shit.

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>>15770873
Frito pie is 100% burger, mate.

>> No.15772577

>>15767942
You've a great sense of empathy anon.

>> No.15772619

>>15771944
Your favorite taco truck probably does its tortillias like this

>> No.15772623

>>15768472
t. incel

>> No.15772709

>>15767942
If you're that far along and haven't yet come to grips with aging and mortality, it's your own fault.
He seems to get it and be doing fine.
Yeah, it's unfortunate, but it's literally how it goes and you're lucky to get that far.

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>>15771918
My good man!! I don't have any good recommendations at the moment because I've been watching shit but really pleased to see my Jack request still in circulation

>> No.15773074

>>15767895
yeah I get that vibe 100% but it shouldn't be considering he's a happy old nigga

>> No.15773376

>>15767939
What ever happened to this legend

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>>15767793
God I hate these "people"

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>> No.15773738

>>15769027
Businesses don't throw away food for fun. They do it because they can't sell it (for legal/liability reasons), because food banks don't want it or or because they can't get it to food banks in a timely manner.

A Portland Fred Meyer got blown up on twitter by dumpster divers and retards for throwing away a bunch of food a few weeks ago. The reason? Because the food had been in freezers that broke down during ice storm power outages and were stored at temperatures higher than 40F for longer than the FDA's food safety guidelines state is permissible for perishable frozen goods. For that reason food banks didn't want it and Fred Meyer cannot legally sell it or give it away for free so they were forced to throw it into dumpsters.

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>>15773064
Happy to have made it. I made this one as well. It's not exactly the worst Jack video but i figured I'd put it here

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>> No.15773892

>>15767793
how the fuck they population so high?

>> No.15773893

>>15771918
Why is he using that gay sex toy on a pumpkin

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>>15771936

>> No.15773978

>>15768817
>can't accept that most of the food salvaged was pretty sanitary and edible.
>will forever be unable to humble himself in such based practices
I do hope you keep that silver spoon in your mouth, it keeps you from having to swallow your pride.

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>>15773892
>>15770066
>>15773636
>>15771944
More indian OC

>> No.15774116

>>15773636
wtf is this real
>if you want the chicken's soul to rest in peace, make sure not a shred is left on the bone
I live by this and everything else in the webm is the antithesis

>> No.15774123

>>15771900
What are you getting at?
You think a rural folk dont cook their own food? Only for yuppies and faggots?

>> No.15774130

>>15771944
so when they make Crème brûlée it also tastes like gas? Flatbread toasted like that is fine..

>> No.15774135

>>15773738
>>15769027
>>15767939
This is what big money wants you to think. It's not true.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Emerson_Good_Samaritan_Act_of_1996
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/42/1791
see also
https://openlibrary.org/works/OL23205W/The_Grapes_of_Wrath

>> No.15774222

>>15771688
looks like he's living a good life

>> No.15774264

>>15767895
he's very sharp and agile for his age
you're full of shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9-kCloYEfQ

>> No.15774428

>>15774130
youre giving them too much credit lmao

>> No.15774468

>>15768007
Why not, no oxygen no fire, no?

>> No.15774538

>>15771203
Really? I feed some stray cats no one wants to take in (they live in the gardens and green areas) and at night two or three opossums eat from their food, most of the times chilling there with the cats.
They bolt back into the woods if they feel I'm going out, though, but it's better in that way. Don't want them trusting other people just to get killed or something.

>> No.15774562

>>15772535
I'd eat this just because I have an unhealthy love for fries.

>> No.15774563

>>15774135
Bill Emerson Good Samaritan Act of 1996
>makes it easier to donate 'apparently wholesome food' by excluding donor liability except in cases of gross negligence

That bill defines "apparently wholesome food" as:
>food that meets all quality and labeling standards imposed by Federal, State, and local laws and regulations even though the food may not be readily marketable due to appearance, age, freshness, grade, size, surplus, or other conditions.
>meets all quality . . . standards imposed by . . . regulations
Expired food necessarily does not meet FDA quality standards. Nothing in that act would exempt a grocery store from liability if they donated that food.

I'm sure you thought you were very clever, but you actually just lack reading comprehension.

Before you jump at the word "age," know that "readily marketable" is not the same as meeting regulatory standards.

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>>15767788

>> No.15774830

>>15774809
The worst part of this was the plastic plate and cutlery.

>> No.15774878
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>>15774830

>> No.15774971

>>15773376
got banned I think

>> No.15774999

>>15774468
because closing the lid doesn't close off the air, at least not entirely. I can't find it in me to be surprised that some of you faggots don't know how grills even work.

>> No.15775213

>>15771918
how about some king cobra

>> No.15775216

>>15774130
if you use propane, then yes

>> No.15775391

>>15774012
Why do they eat their own filth?

>> No.15775419

>>15775391
it tastes good

>> No.15776604

>>15768323
Why do they do that? Couldn't they donate it to some charity organization or something?

>> No.15776650

>>15776604
Part of it is to protect themselves from legal backlash. If someone gets sick, whether the food was to blame or not, they could be held liable and sued.
But most of it is corporate greed. Every handout is a potential lost sale, even if the person receiving said handout wouldn't have been a customer to begin with. And there's no real way to advertise that kind of charity, which is the only reason corporations bother to donate anything at all.

>> No.15776721

>>15768386
>we don't need meat! :^)
>constantly try to recreate the experience like an opium addict relapsing on pain killers

>> No.15776740

>>15767939
>Diogenes.webm

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>>15774878

>> No.15777231

>>15777114
Tall burgers are shit

>> No.15777258

>>15773738
no it got blown up because they threw it out and THEN there were legitimately 8 cop cars stationed outside of the dumpsters to stop people from going inside of them during a blizzard

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>>15777231

>> No.15777349

>>15773872
There's much better prison food than this.

>> No.15777557

>>15775391
They are subhuman

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>>15776721
>We don't need ICE cars, because they are loud and scaaaary quick :^)
>HOLY FUCK that sub 3s tesla launch

>We don't need countries or people that are distinct from one another :^)
>Dude look I have 5 different hair colors AND my bracelet is made from mars rocks, I gotta show what to my friends

>We don't need a penis to feel pleasure! ;^)
>Proceeds to shove a plastic penis up their vagina with visible penis head, detailled veins and fake cum pumping abilities

>We don't need a stock market where people.trade with stuff that does not exist! :^)
>Proceeds to invest into some memecoin and shortsells gamestop stock

Oh my!

>> No.15778456

>>15767895
Now that you mention it, sure, it's a bit melancholic.
But most people his age have it way worse, as most of your (You)s have already stated. At least he's not rotting away in an assisted living home filled with other men who look even worse than him and women in nurse uniforms who hate their jobs.
Trust me, no matter how old and demented you get, you will never stop appreciating the fact that you got spared from being put in an old folks' home. That man is going to heaven with a smile on his face

>> No.15778464

>>15767939
>half of those packages haven't even been opened yet
Do Americans really?

>> No.15778488

>>15769027
>>15776604
I worked at a Panda Express for a few months and the manager said they throw the leftovers to the trash. His reasoning was that it encourages workers to be more careful with how much food they make near closing hours so they don't waste too much food. If they let workers just take it home, then they wouldn't give a shit and just cook as much as they need even if it's just ten minutes before closing.
It made sense back then but now that I think about it it's still a dumbass policy. But at least I know where to go if I ever become homeless

>> No.15778498

>>15776721
this
It's like the beyond meat thing, why not just eat a salad at that point?

>> No.15778505

>>15770822
Did a possum write this?

>> No.15779171

>>15777300
wtf is this real

>> No.15779191

>>15778343
schizo

>> No.15779193

>>15770822
>small, wrinkly pink hands wrote this

>> No.15779243

>>15774012
fucking disgusting

>> No.15780079

>>15770873
Looks like he is at the Austin Texas F1 Track.

>> No.15780145

>>15767793
I think I am going to be sick

>> No.15780169

>>15767884
The infusing meme has to fucking end

>> No.15780185

>>15776740
based and cynic pilled.

>> No.15780187

>>15778343
Yep, malnourished soibot vegan hands typed this

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>>15767788
>this fucking boomer again
Confirmed boomer can't cook shit

>> No.15780214

>>15767873
>none of the crabs even face forward
seems pretty kind desu

>> No.15780267

>>15771944
Nigger, that's how you made flatbread in West Asia and Mediteranean

>> No.15780350

>>15768327
Can you have anymore like this?

>> No.15780707

>>15767788
http://amzn.com/0671448315

>> No.15781466

>>15780202
come on now, its not that she is a boomer, its that she is in the UK, nothing can be done to help that.

>> No.15781476

>>15770097
>At least the robot is programed to mercy kill the crab.
I'm not a crab expert by any stretch of the word, but I believe these crabs are already dead by the time they are put into the machine. the downward sawblade serves as a way of cracking the shell in a particular pattern to ensure maximum meat extraction

>> No.15781490

Imagine making a webm thread without surly the king of eggs.

>> No.15781509

>>15767788
why are the eggs thick

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>>15781490

>> No.15781691

>>15773902
Aye good munchie that

>> No.15781770

>>15767873
why is it playing in reverse

>> No.15781800

>>15775216
smelling propane will actually cause brain damage, that's what it does

>> No.15781846

>>15781509
There mixed with bechamel in some recipies im guessing hers is just way to thick giving the egg mixture a overly thickened custand consistency

>> No.15782095

>>15777114
Why the FUCK is he grilling it at that high temp, the grillmarks are pure carbon, the meat around the grillmarks is grey, the bacon is still raw with some black stripes

I swear some people think meme grillmarks makes stuff tastier than a good seared burg, how did they ever get to open a restaurant

>> No.15782828

>>15770822
an opossum kept eating my cats' food growing up so my dad bashed its head in with a baseball bat. was pretty kek

>> No.15782854

>>15778343
i like how all of these things were supposed to be relevant arguments but it just comes across as a strokepost

>> No.15782909
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>> No.15782923

>>15782909
Why doesn't Starbucks have this?

>> No.15782952
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>>15767812
>tfw you make garlic bread the same exact way
Right on grandpa.

>> No.15783116

>>15782923
Don't think you can do that with paper cups

>> No.15783267

>>15776721
>>15778498
There are countless vegan recipes from all over the world, varying greatly in skill level and flavor. You could eat nothing but vegan food and never repeat the same meal twice.
But just like every other human on Earth, vegans crave meat. And they lack the fortitude to actually give it up.

>> No.15783293

>>15782909
>All that fucking head
What a waste

>> No.15783330

>>15767788
you guys fap to this right?

>> No.15783424

>>15767788
not a webm but fuck you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwIrxWpNYkI

>> No.15783550

>>15777114
I make better burgers in a teflon pan. this is pathetic

>> No.15784242

>>15782909
I wish hooters was still this based :(

>> No.15784387

>>15783267
Yeah
But I don't want antibiotic filled factory farms to exists so I only eat some meat on some occasions and make mostly vegetarian food.

>> No.15784395

>>15782909
Do americans really?

>> No.15785072

>>15767919
He also does trading, so there's that.

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>>15784387
Tfw live in a country where anti biotics for livestock is banned unless it's actually sick.

>> No.15785188

>>15784395
Australia

>> No.15785223

>>15785181
Imagine being proud of living in the third world.

>> No.15785254

anyone heard from Dinotendies recently?

>> No.15785419

>>15785223
I can't hear you over my anti-biotic free beef, honey.

>> No.15785425

>>15785254
he has a youtube channel, last video was 3 days ago

>> No.15785669

>>15776650
This. I worked in a supermarket next to the bakery and I remember they would throw out maybe 3 or 4 industrial trash bags of bread a night, and you weren't allowed any of it.

>> No.15785672

>>15782828
that opossum was eating ticks keeping your cat safe from FIV

>> No.15785677

>>15784387
Why don't you just source some meat?

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>> No.15786561

>>15776604
if they do that they lose money

>> No.15786684

>>15770034
>Gordon Ramsey desperately fidgeting with the edges of the bag in an attempt to cover up this being one of the lowest points in his career

>> No.15787199

>>15773872
>Full course meal
kek

>> No.15788227

>>15767793
the day I let strangers touch my food with their bare dirty hands is the day pigs fly

>> No.15788236

>>15770822
t. possum

>> No.15788301

>>15782095
Normies love grill marks.

>> No.15788305

>>15782909
Was this in the job interview?

>> No.15788392

>>15788227
You have never ordered takeaway food in your life?

>> No.15789416

>>15788392
they wear gloves

>> No.15790005

>>15780267
keep your bare hands propane flatbread retard.

>> No.15790052

>>15767823
>>15770070
>be me
>16 years old
>parents away for a few days
>cook greasy bacon in the morning
>cook sausages in the bacon grease for lunch
>dinner time - cool more sausages in the grease
>see smoke coming from pan
>decide to "waft" the smoke away by using the lid to circulate air over the pan
>pan bursts into flames
>instantly grab the pan and take it to the sink
>turn on water
>massive flame shoots up to the ceiling
>fire thankfully goes out
>blinds on the window in front of the sink are melted
>go to walmart the next day and get new ones
>nobody noticed that the yellow shitty blinds were now nice and brand new white ones

>> No.15790060

>>15774999
closing the lid does, in fact work. when the inside of the grill is on fire, air is being pushed out, so new air does not get in through the openings on the underside of the grill.

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>>15782909
>yummm some dirty woman's fecal matter and STDs on my beer! me so horny!

>> No.15790081
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>>15790075

>> No.15790088

>>15790075
>how to burn your house

>> No.15790089
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>>15790081

>> No.15790095
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>>15790089

>> No.15790101

>>15790095
Why doesn't the molten metal ever sit on top?

>> No.15790102
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>>15790095

>> No.15790120

>>15790101
It's heavy and slippery, like mercury.

>> No.15790143

>>15790089
It would be a hate crime if it wasn't a fish burger. That shit's fucking gross and needs to be burned.

>> No.15790171

>>15769106
False. There are federal good samaritan protections that explicitly prohibit litigation against someone in a good deed act meaning you have no legal recourse if someone donates food to you and you get ill.

>> No.15790176

I don't know whats more disgusting, cockroaches or her nose

>> No.15790184

>>15769106
>don't blame americans, blame the culture and legal system that americans created!
lol

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a wholesome webm to relieve your eyes of all this depravity

>> No.15790204

>>15770034
this is what trying to make it big in America looks like

>> No.15790212

>>15777231
based

>> No.15790224

>>15767873
>>15781770
Fucking kek

>> No.15790280

>>15782095
seriously that bacon is jack-tier

>> No.15790288

>>15790280
funny you should say that >>15767842

>> No.15790326

>>15778488
>panda express
>throw the leftovers to the trash

It is a dumbass policy there shouldn't be any leftovers since it all belongs in the trash.

>> No.15790361

>>15785223
its the opposite, only in the first world farmers are actually pushed to maintain the livestock in clean conditions to not need antibiotics

>> No.15790651

>>15790101
because of the moisture in the food

>> No.15791045

>>15780145
The food they're making is guaranteed more tasty and hygienic than whatever American chain shithole you buy your greaseburgers from.

>> No.15791132

>>15790101
Because the burger is so cold it's like water running off an ice cube

>> No.15791158

>>15767842
> Scores the meat after rubbing in the herbs
Goddammit Jack why are you so retarded?

>> No.15791183

>>15791158
thats sugar, not herbs.

>> No.15791204

>>15789416
no they don't
even if it's the law where you live, i guarantee you the average chef doesn't give a shit.

>> No.15791219

>>15775213
>>15771918
Seconded. His deep fried avocado video is legendary. Loses some punch without sound though.

https://youtu.be/3TEb2xsiuiA

>> No.15791224

>>15774135
awful copypasta answer

>> No.15791692

>>15767873
>This kills the crab.

>> No.15791825

>>15771936
ehhhh that roasted rat looks fine

>> No.15791904

>>15774012
>food rolled under armpits
HOLYSHIT this meme is real.... https://youtu.be/pV8l2hsYTyo

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>> No.15792468

>>15773892
constant exposure to disease has supercharged their immune systems

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>> No.15793050

>>15767895
It's a mixture between sad and endearing because he can still cook and do for himself.

>> No.15793658

>>15791825
Okay go eat fried rat

>> No.15793678

>>15791932
>taking the potatoes out of a nice flat pot to mash them in a shitty round bowl
yeah, using le nokia meme phones isn't the most retarded part of this webm

>> No.15793769

>>15767895
Doing better than Biden.

>> No.15794615

>>15792468
thats actually wrong
they just get sick so often that they abuse antibacterials
they are just making diseases more resistant to treatment

>> No.15794663

>>15791825
>>15793658
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwGn7085gZo

>> No.15794667

>>15767793
Literally elbow deep in the soup pot

>> No.15794677

>>15767793
now that president joe is in office nobody can do this

>> No.15794684

>>15768386
Lmao

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>>15767793
how did corona come from china and not fucking india? fucking disgusting

>> No.15794695

>>15790075
have sex

>> No.15794717

>>15767896
i had this happen on a cheap grill once
old fat got ignited and it got so hot closing the lid made the paint chip off

>> No.15794828

>>15794692
Indians primarily eat veggies and rice, not bats and rats

>> No.15795082

>>15785669
I remember there was a news story about a bakery employee who would stash fuckhuge bags leftover bagels instead of tossing them in the dumpster after closing, and give them to people on the subway on the way home.
Someone filmed it and it got enough attention online that corporate saw it. He got canned within the week of the video going up.

Someone I know works at Dunkin, and they have cameras specifically to monitor the dumpsters to prevent employees from taking leftover stock.
Employees *can* take home leftovers, but they have to pay for it. Food that's "not fit for sale".
It's fucking dystopian.

>> No.15795525

>>15794692
eh they gave us the bubonic plague, they had a nice run

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>>15767823
If that guy's hand slipped or rotated even a few degrees at this point she'd be disfigured for life. All for the least threatening flame in the room.

>> No.15795743

>>15790075

> Not wanting fecal matter

>> No.15795773

>>15774123
He meant to imply that you sound like a redditor

>> No.15796126

>>15795773
downvoted

>> No.15796868

>>15792490
based gaki poster

>> No.15796935

>>15782923
scorching hot coffee on her tender little B-hole...

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>>15796935

>> No.15796976

>>15767884
this is worse than Doritos consomme

>> No.15796999

>>15782095
>he grilling it at that high temp, the grillmarks are pure carbon, the meat around the grillmarks is grey
Guys, ha ha guys, he doesn't like rare burgers! ha ha, what an idiot this guy is!

>> No.15797003

>>15768386

vegan faggotry

>> No.15797020

>>15790095
So steel beams can't melt hamburgers?

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>>15774878
That look of accomplishment at the end when the fire dies down. Momma! I ain't burn down da house!

>> No.15797497

>>15767812
Gotta love featureman I hope hes doing well i think his covid upate vlogs slowed down a lot or youtube stopped showing me them. Hope hes ok I love the old geezer

>> No.15797529

>>15767812
That's why we killed mom.

>> No.15797611

>>15785419
That's because your beef is tainted and you have a parasite that is making you lose your hearing.

>> No.15797647

>>15797611
I think the anti-biotics are fucking with your mental health, bro.

>> No.15797910

>>15790060
Yeah kind of makes sense

>> No.15798200

>>15776721
They're omnivores you fucking retard. They're not going to stop craving it.

>> No.15798400

>>15783293
It's a bit difficult for her to swallow the head when it's in her ass.

>> No.15798609

>>15794692
because we trade more with china
and because indians don't eat random animals they catch while hiking

>> No.15798845

>>15768007
I wish I had a pet poss...

>> No.15798851

>>15771918
where's that one webm that shows how his head is basically dead
where he has to use his other hand to physically remove a measuring cup from the other because it's death-gripping the handle

>> No.15798878

>>15773902
Honestly, I'd try it at least once out of pure morbidly obese curiosity.

>> No.15798987

>>15783424
Omg the 2min mark vigana looking clam?

>> No.15799028

>>15767842
this is positively delicious looking for something jack made

>> No.15799070

>>15781603
Is this real? How does he get out without breaking the eggs?

>> No.15799202

>>15767788
Oh, I remember uncle roger roasting her fried rice. She put raw rice in the pan.

>> No.15799205

>>15790101
Leidenfrost effect

>> No.15799517

>>15782909
she will expect at least like a ten dollar tip on that beer

>> No.15799863

>>15773636
India is a mistake

>> No.15800310

>>15767823
Wanted it a little bit more pink in the middle? Should've spoke up.

>> No.15800406

>>15767812
god it fucking enrages me seeing boomers cut produce like this

>> No.15800416

>>15795664
did nobody notice this dumb old bitch tried to waft the flame away with her hands

why are women so stupid? I just don't get it

>> No.15800424

>>15767823
>try to flambe
>you flambe successfully
>"oh god why is there fire?? spread it everywhere!!"

>> No.15800427

>>15799028
if only it were cooked to a safe temperature

I really dont understand how he undercooks EVERYTHING. I know he has thermometers, are they just mis-calibrated? does he not know what temp to cook pork to?

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>>15790186
It's not the same when you can't hear the crying.

>> No.15800442

>>15774971
dinotendies isn't banned

>> No.15800445

>>15770034
I can feel the shame from here

>> No.15800463

>>15798878
same, also same reason I go to the state fair. Where else am I gonna drink publically and then try deep fried battered candy bars and burgers made out of donuts? Im not making that shit at home thats for sure.

Also the donut burgers are not good if you were wondering. The candy bars are probably pretty fucking good to be honest though

>> No.15800475

>>15767788
How much money would it take for you to eat something made by Kay?

For me it's got to be £1 million

>> No.15800476

>>15777300
jews are so weird

>> No.15800482

>>15790081
>>15790075
>>15790089
wtf delete this

>> No.15800492

>>15782095
>how did they ever get to open a restaurant
they took out massive loans and failed miserably

>> No.15800494

>>15800442
hes on youtube too. based tendies

>> No.15800583

>>15782909

>Get mad and disgusted at poor Indians using their hands to make food for poor people which you will never have to eat
>Goblina americano chick serving beer out of her ass which probably still has shit on it because Americans don't wipe properly
>muh...muhhh dick

Fucking coomers

>> No.15800673

>>15768323
Can confirm, we throw out around 2 full trolleys/carts of bread each day

>> No.15800678

>>15800583
>Americans don't wipe properly
wtf ew you guys don't shower after shitting? You just use tp? Really? EEEEEEEEW I FUCKING HATE BRITS!

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>>15767788
> kay's good quiche
that in of itself is a oxymoron

>> No.15800823

>>15777114
>lettuce
>on TOP of the patty
amateur hour over here.

>> No.15801179

>>15800441
Wtf is this

>> No.15801204

>>15801179
Sausage casings. It's says it right there in the file name.

>> No.15801242

>>15790186
>>15800441
what kind of animal keeps a dragonfly as a pet anyway? besides they only live a few weeks.

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>>15767823
posting oldie but goldie

>> No.15801379

>>15790101
butterfly effect

>> No.15801468

>>15767895
It doesn't bother me but I can understand why it would you considering your childhood.

>> No.15801474

>>15801378
one of the best

>> No.15801539

>>15771900
End yourself and this dumb meme

>> No.15801540

>>15772619
mexicans do tortillas on a burner but they don't use tongs like some faggot

>> No.15801723

>>15767895
I follow him since 2008, when I was interested in stonks, he is quite jolly and happy actually, he gives a sad vibe but he is not.
It's sad how "young" he looked back in late 2000s though. Welp I'm glad his audience grew a bit

>> No.15801761

>>15767895
he's also got 300,000 subscribers and 31,000,000 views. that's a non-trivial amount of interest and attention. people like him, like his content. he has a real, comfy internet community. reiterating what many others have said: yeah, he's old, but all things considered, he is living like a king.

>> No.15801783

>>15790184
>americans
jews

>> No.15802111

>>15795525
plague is from china too afaik

>> No.15802251

>>15790184
Low IQ detected. Americans haven’t had control of this country for decades. If you’re going to make an argument, make one that were docile nigger cattle

>> No.15802357

>>15773872
congealed to perfection.

>> No.15802817

>>15767793
B L E S S
A
S
E
D

>> No.15802878

>>15800442
He says his threads get pruned almost immediately despite his ban being expired

>> No.15803424

>>15800583
Its well known that indians shit in the streets and wipe with their hands. What you said is completely pulled out of your ass ironically

>> No.15804984

>>15773672
The miracle of birth

>> No.15805044

>>15790075
This is fucking terrorism

>> No.15805093

>>15767895
not giving in to sadness and instead appreciating an unhindered, happy way of aging is no easy task imo
always remember that there are far worse ways to age than getting a bit slow in the head but still around your loved ones

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>>15770822
Based and hahapilled

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>> No.15806136

>>15770822
I love them too

>> No.15806139

>>15770034
disgusting

>> No.15806145

>>15768472
fatty

>> No.15806148

>>15767895
faggot

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>>15772535
>pizza box full of hot chips
fuck yes, get some salt on those bad boys
>cheese
ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this

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>>15773872

>> No.15806264
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they took this from us

>> No.15806272

>>15767823
what the hell happened in the last part of the video

>> No.15806279

>>15800823
all vegetables should go on top of the patty. putting them underneath means they're going to hit your tongue first and slightly cover up the taste of the meat.

>> No.15806290

>>15806272
Looks like he's trying to deep fry a turkey, but the pot wasn't big enough and the oil spilled over then caught on fire.

>> No.15806302

>>15790102
almost looks like hash browns

>> No.15807257

>>15767793
that soup is going to be pasteurized anyways and the food is probably so strongly spiced that you wouldn't even taste the elbow grease. if i was a poor kid starving in the streets i'd certainly go for that.

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