Alternative Plating

[Anonymous No.15756783]

I want to open a restaurant, and I've heard a good way to catch people's attention is with unique plating. So I'm looking for some inspiration on cool things that could be done for serving.

[Anonymous No.15756789]

https://www.reddit.com/r/WeWantPlates/

[Anonymous No.15757055]

Plate the food on:
>more food
>circular saw blades
>vinyl LPs
>regular plates, but upside down
>the pans it was cooked in
>framed family photos you collect from thrift stores
>manhole covers
>street signs
>school lunch trays
>handheld mirrors
>board games

[Anonymous No.15757071]

>pudding
>icing between cookies
what?

[Anonymous No.15757080]

>>15757071
I'm not about to jelly my dick your ass

[Anonymous No.15757157]

the thing is there's no way they can actually be properly cleaning that cardboard to make it ok to eat off of

[Anonymous No.15757178]

>>15757157
the problem is line cooks don't have both required brain sells to figure that out

[Anonymous No.15757180]

>>15757178
>brain sells

[Anonymous No.15757194]

>>15757180
d-did I s-stutter?

[Anonymous No.15757398]

>>15757055
>>manhole covers
My Sides are in orbit
How many waitresses would it take to carry that?
4?

[Anonymous No.15757414]

>>15756783
have a bring-your-own-plate restaurant

[Anonymous No.15757420]

>focus on plating
Enjoy your pretentious clientel that give zero fucks about your resturant and only go there for the instagram post.

[Anonymous No.15757431]

>>15757420
Yeah, that's the business plan. What was your point?

[Anonymous No.15758203]

>>15756783
Make a big ass cookie shaped like a plate, cover both sides in a metal casing. After they finish eating they open the casing and have the cookie.

[Anonymous No.15758629]

>>15756783
>unique plating
Use plates

[Anonymous No.15758674]

>>15756789
None of those are that bad. I feel like they just destroyed the idea by overdoing it. Like >>15756783 is fucking bad, but complaining that they gave you wings in a small bucket is just dumb. KFC has been selling chicken in buckets for ages.

[Anonymous No.15759532]

>>15756783
Do Canadians really?

[Anonymous No.15759547]

Here you go.

[Anonymous No.15759553]

>>15759547
I have no words for this idiocy.

[Anonymous No.15759559]

>>15757180
>bain sells

[Anonymous No.15759564]

>>15758629
No. I want the normie money, I don't want the incel /polcel/bitter redditor angry at life 'money' as they don't even go to restaurants at all

[Anonymous No.15759571]

>>15759547
Based. They should serve food on a bed of HIV+ needles next.

[Anonymous No.15759575]

>>15759547
>aushwitz fine dining

[Anonymous No.15759647]

>>15759547
So this is what Australians mean for "on the barbie"

[Anonymous No.15759659]

>>15756783
You can crank up the price with $3 on all foods if you serve them on this

[Anonymous No.15759722]

>>15756789
Go back.

[Anonymous No.15759723]

>>15759659
People and their buying habits are weird.

[Anonymous No.15759777]

>>15757178
>brain sells
Are... Are you a line cook anon?

[Anonymous No.15760243]

Rustic.

[Anonymous No.15760264]

[Anonymous No.15760386]

>>15757398
one

[Anonymous No.15760866]

>>15756783
Used an old pizza carton as a plate before

[Anonymous No.15760993]

Serve ice cream and ethiopian food in a toilet bowl.

[Anonymous No.15761013]

>>15756783
>ancient
I really doubt that VHS is from before the fall of the Roman Empire.

[Anonymous No.15761024]

>>15759559
Bane?

[Anonymous No.15761164]

>>15757398
>>15760386
/ck/ is dumb, I would pay good money to eat at this restaurant.

[Anonymous No.15761177]

Serve food on some big breasted woman's chest. It's not illegal and it well sell.

[Anonymous No.15761238]

>>15761177
Elaboration on this idea: No silverware, hands tied behind your back

[Anonymous No.15761248]

here's some alternative plating for you

[Anonymous No.15761279]

You should use old grandma style plates ironically, and advertise them as being recycled. They'll love it.

[Anonymous No.15761282]

>>15761248
Looks great, where can I buy such a donut holder?

[Anonymous No.15761337]

>>15761279
This! Thrift store table settings, everyone has a different style.

[Anonymous No.15761362]

>>15756783

[Anonymous No.15761375]

>>15760386
I want her to crush my scrote

[Anonymous No.15761378]

>>15757180
Brain sells, but who's buying?

[Anonymous No.15761380]

[Anonymous No.15761385]

http://wewantplates.com/

[Anonymous No.15761488]

>>15761248
I didn't realize I needed a donut holder till now.

[Anonymous No.15761533]

>>15756783
Art should not be shocking, it should be beautiful. But people conflated “being beautiful” with “inspiring emotion”

[Anonymous No.15761606]

>>15757178
Been working grill lately anon? Fumes getting to you?

[Anonymous No.15761652]

>>15759559
>bain

[Anonymous No.15761692]

>>15761606
What do you mean?

[Anonymous No.15762166]

>>15757055
Porno dvd cases.

[Anonymous No.15762350]

>>15756783
that can't be hygienic, surely
do leafs really?

[Anonymous No.15762421]

>>15761248
Does the donut holder come in different sizes and colors?

[Anonymous No.15763174]

>>15760386
I want to cuddle her and make her blush.

[Anonymous No.15763393]

>>15761378
dam dude

[Anonymous No.15763833]

>>15760243
So what?

[Anonymous No.15763854]

>>15760264
...yeah? I mean, going to a restaurant is 99% about the experience. If you just want to eat food, cook for yourself at home.

[Anonymous No.15763962]

> opening a restaurant now
> During fake pandemic

This is absolutely not the time to do that. No matter what state you're in, opening a local restaurant is basically begging you to get fucked by stupid Covid restrictions (50% capacity, masks, sanitize everything, etc)

I would honestly wait until this shit blows over. That, or at least open one in a small city/town that keep Covid on the down-low.

[Anonymous No.15764035]

>>15757071
It's a cookie, served on pudding, which is served on another cookie, which is served on a VHS copy of The Bodyguard.

[Anonymous No.15764047]

>>15757071
It says Canada so they are probably using the Bongistani term "pudding" which just means "dessert"

[Anonymous No.15764105]

>>15756783
As if the nonsense with the ball jars wasn't enough.
>>15757414
Now this, this is a plating idea guys.
>>15764035
What if you went all cheap, I'm talking soup kitchen and comfort food fusion, the wait staff can even dress like homos, I mean hobos. Serve shit up in used open fucked up cans that once held corn or tuna fish and what not and for eating utensils I'd say sporks, because its the superior utensil compared to the other two and provides use of a spoon and fork in one.
>sorry guys, we ran out of used cans to put your order in so we're just gonna slop it on some cardboard, enjoy
>here's your soup in a small cardboard box whose inner is a few shopping plastic bags, don't worry tested it for leaks ahead of time

[Anonymous No.15764111]

>>15764105
Let me add, you can even put bagged soft drinks in small narrow boxes that can hold bagged soft drinks, like how some asians serve them up

[Anonymous No.15764952]

rock slabs

[Anonymous No.15764966]

>>15757071
Pudding and dessert are synonymous in all but one English speaking colony.

[Anonymous No.15764970]

>>15756783
FUCKING FUCK YOU OP .
Your kind is the reason I bring my own plates nowdays.

[Anonymous No.15765006]

>>15760386
Can I eat Dino nuggies off her butt?

[Anonymous No.15765224]

>>15763962
>fake pandemic
Eat shit you fucking dickhead.

[Anonymous No.15765260]

>>15758674
This is how reddit works. I haven't been familiar in a while, but I had to stop using it after middle school cause the mods would rather have a massive sub then one that isn't completely fucking retarded. Most content is by children, for children, in pursuit of internet points.

[Anonymous No.15765284]

>>15765224
It's safe as long as I do it through a paper mask, right?

[Anonymous No.15765303]

>>15765284
The mask keeps you from spraying potentially infectious respiratory liquid everywhere, which you'd know if you took two seconds to look it up instead of listening to conspiratards.

>Almost to the point where the equivalent of Tuscon's entire population has died from it
>Dipshits like this keep pretending that thinking it isn't real will make it go away
>While countries that took it seriously have had far better results

[Anonymous No.15765322]

>>15764047
>he has blood sausage for dessert

[Anonymous No.15765330]

>>15765303
based

[Anonymous No.15765347]

>>15763962
>wait until this shit blows over
I'm not sure it ever will, the powers that be are trying their hardest to make sure this "new normal" concept keeps getting pushed forever.

[Anonymous No.15765350]

>>15765303
>I'll put my life on hold because the state told me to
Shame you can't hang with your girlfriend cuz of quarantine. Don't worry, I'll keep her company.

[Anonymous No.15765381]

>>15765303
>While countries that took it seriously have had far better results
Hello, we are locked thigter than virgins butthole since Christmas and are worst on it than rest of Europe.
There is absolutely nothing that can stop a virus.
Everyone will get it sooner or later.
The best would be absolutely nothing and get rid of weaklings, it would end in 4-5 weeks.

[Anonymous No.15765407]

>>15763962
>That, or at least open one in a small city/town that keep
>Family friend is bartender for years, dreams of having her own bar
>Local place goes under in early covid, she gets it for a steal
>Friends and social circle pull together to remodel it on their off time, build the furniture, bars, etc
>Through support manages to get by through intermittent shut downs
>Covers front and everything inside in BLM posters, "equality now", etc
>Up back up briefly in summer, some blacks being rowdy, ask them to leave
>"AY YO" intensifies, next mostly peaceful protest bar gets looked and fucked beyond recovery
>Shuts down

It's a shane, I've watched too many local places go under between Governor Bootlickers "pandemic" response and the "mostly peaceful" looting that occurred.

[Anonymous No.15765411]

>>15765303
>Almost to the point where the equivalent of Tuscon's entire population has died from it
Please break down mortality rates by age, demographic, and co-morbilities.

[Anonymous No.15765449]

>>15765347
Once we reach full possible vaccination it'll go back towards closest to normal, and SARS-COV-2 is basically going to be a new flu, with annual vaccination updates.

>>15765350
I'm vaccinated, you're just an idiot.

>>15765381
Nice retard thinking. If we had no lockdowns or precautions that's 6 million dead in the US alone, and another 20 million or more with long-term debilitation. That's much worse than "I can't be in a crowded bar for a year and a half" on the economy.

>>15765411
Fuck off, as if you care about that for anything except to try to downplay how serious it is.

[Anonymous No.15765456]

>>15765411
80% people over 70
still over 100,000 deaths in the US under 70 but I bet there is a power law there too.
and also i doubt all are covid deaths, just people who happened to have it when they died

[Anonymous No.15765461]

>>15765456
>and also i doubt all are covid deaths, just people who happened to have it when they suffocated to death on their own phlegm

[Anonymous No.15765465]

>>15765449
>Once we reach full possible vaccination it'll go back towards closest to normal
Ah, but we've only vaccinated for the first strain and now they're talking about all the other strains evolving which the vaccine doesn't affect. Prepare for the new normal to stay for a lot longer, stop believing the propaganda.

[Anonymous No.15765472]

>>15765456
>just people who happened to have it when they died
That's a bullshit argument, and you know it. If it's bad enough for you to be hospitalized and die, even if by aggravating a comorbidity, it's the cause. That argument is one of the things anti-maskers made up to downplay it.

[Anonymous No.15765475]

>>15765472
ok so if someone dies while having the covid vaccine can you make the same argument

[Anonymous No.15765479]

>>15757420
*restaurant

[Anonymous No.15765480]

>>15765465
>stop believing the propaganda.
>Says the guy spouting propaganda instead of listening to the actual experts
They literally just released new guidelines saying it's fine for contact between vaccinated individuals and high risk without masks, and for vaccinated individuals to be able to hang out without masks.

Your bullshit's already debunked.

[Anonymous No.15765485]

>>15765472
And what about all the "presumptive" cases where people with comorbidities died and also had a couple symptoms consistent with COVID-19 (which are also consistent with a slew of other respiratory illnesses) but were never actually tested or confirmed but then were listed as dying of COVID-19?

[Anonymous No.15765486]

>>15765475
>90 year old died of a heart attack after the vaccine
>DURR IT WUZ DUH VACCINE HURR!
You know you're being intellectually dishonest here, so why keep going?

[Anonymous No.15765491]

>>15765485
>Digging for edge cases and outliers to try to disprove the majority

[Anonymous No.15765493]

>>15765480
Who is this "they" you're referring to? My state still has full mask restrictions, even people with the vaccine still can't go out in public without masks.

[Anonymous No.15765498]

>>15765486
90 year old died of a heart attack after getting covid
>DURR IT WAS COVID
what the fuck

[Anonymous No.15765501]

>>15756783
Take a car door place it over the table and smash it with a sledgehammer. Just dump the food on top of it. It's avant-garde.

[Anonymous No.15765502]

Covid deniers are even more dumb than Holocaust deniers.

[Anonymous No.15765510]

>>15765502
>ad hominem
>mentioning the holocaust for no reason
>indirectly comparing the pandemic to the holocaust
I wonder who could be behind this post.

[Anonymous No.15765513]

the point is you all refuse the possibility that covid deaths were overcounted, but then mock the fact that covid-vaccine related deaths could be counted the same way.
and then say someone else is being intellectually dishonest

[Anonymous No.15765520]

>>15765513
all the while this is literally the only place on the internet where people could argue with you without getting banned and possibly fired

[Anonymous No.15765522]

>>15765493
The fucking CDC. For someone who claims to be "informed" you aren't following very well.
https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/vaccines/fully-vaccinated-guidance.html

[Anonymous No.15765527]

>>15765513
If anything, they're more likely to be undercounted due to the potential of a lot of deaths away from hospitals where they couldn't confirm the virus in the body.

[Anonymous No.15765529]

>>15756783
yikes

[Anonymous No.15765530]

>>15765513
No one even mentioned the vaccine being inherently bad or deadly, you're the first to bring that up ITT for no reason as a stupid strawman. I think the pandemic and covid deaths are drastically overblown and that the vaccine is only about as necessary as the flu vaccine. Get it if you want, I have nothing against vaccines, but I don't get the flu vaccine since I don't need it so I won't get the covid vaccine for the same reason.

[Anonymous No.15765536]

>>15765513
>Claiming that the number of potential deaths from the vaccine isn't trivial compared to the number that would die without it
https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/vaccines/safety/adverse-events.html

>Over 92 million doses of COVID-19 vaccines were administered in the United States from December 14, 2020, through March 8, 2021. During this time, VAERS received 1,637 reports of death (0.0018%) among people who received a COVID-19 vaccine. CDC and FDA physicians review each case report of death as soon as notified and CDC requests medical records to further assess reports. A review of available clinical information including death certificates, autopsy, and medical records revealed no evidence that vaccination contributed to patient deaths. CDC and FDA will continue to investigate reports of adverse events, including deaths, reported to VAERS.

[Anonymous No.15765543]

>>15765536
does this mean that 1/3 of the US population is now vaccinated?

[Anonymous No.15765548]

>>15765530
We need to set up an initial start to herd immunity, and you don't get that by letting a virus rampage unimpeded through the population. That's the opposite of what herd immunity is.

We had a number of serious childhood illnesses nearly eradicated before people starting thinking their conspiracy theories were more valid than actual medical science, and look at that, shit like measles is making a resurgence!

[Anonymous No.15765552]

>>15765543
The most common one requires 2 doses paced 2-4 weeks apart, so maybe closer to 1/6th.

[Anonymous No.15765555]

This is a roast chicken.

[Anonymous No.15765562]

>>15765522
I don't follow every little update from the CDC for 2 reasons:
1. I don't really give a shit about the pandemic so it doesn't occupy my mind all day like you obsessed worriers.
2. The CDC guidelines don't matter if my state's mandates are in conflict with them, so the CDC guidelines are worthless to me in terms of how I live my daily life.
And, again, because I just don't give a fuck I have never limited the time I spend with anyone in private. I wear a mask in public because the mandate allows the state to fine me $800 and even jail me for up to 60 days, neither of which I could afford to have happen, so I'm basically forced with threats to comply in public where some asshole could report me, but in private I give no fucks.

[Anonymous No.15765564]

>>15765513
There's a lot of bias when it comes to this stuff.
Didn't one of the previous Covid data scientists get fired after her house was raided and her kids were held at gunpoint for showing how people were purposely misreporting covid cases?
npr.org/2020/12/08/944200394/florida-agents-raid-home-of-rebekah-jones-former-state-data-scientist

[Anonymous No.15765574]

>>15765564
Yes, she was fired for showing how the state was intentionally downplaying and pretending it wasn't as bad as it really was. DeSantis is a real shithead in general.

[Anonymous No.15765585]

>>15765562
>I only follow the guidelines because the State will punish me!
As opposed to doing it because it's the right thing to do. It's trogs like you who made it necessary to implement punitive measures.

[Anonymous No.15765590]

>>15765449
>Muh 6 million
You got left of meat to spare. Old fucks dropping off is normal, what is happening is normal, yet we are deadset on going against nature.
Except in this case there are no magic pills to swallow, now it is your immunity which determines whether you going to keep over.

[Anonymous No.15765593]

>>15765585
true, silence is violence

[Anonymous No.15765599]

>>15765590
And there's the "cynical dipshit thinks it's only the old dying or being given long-term debilitation."

A roughly 2% guaranteed death rate on a population of roughly 300 million is 6 million, dumbass.

6 million dead from a preventable cause will hurt the economy far more than you having to order takeout instead of sitting in a restaurant.

[Anonymous No.15765601]

>>15765590
>IT'S A MAN MADE VIRUS IN CHINA
>UHHH WE ARE DEADESET ON GOING AGAINST NATURE! ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE!
Which one is it, /pol/tard?

[Anonymous No.15765609]

>>15765599
now who make strawman

[Anonymous No.15765611]

>>15765609
Still you.

[Anonymous No.15765617]

>>15765611
6 million will die a year if we don't lockdown huh

[Anonymous No.15765620]

>>15764111
In vietnam I had some kind of alcohol served in a plastic bag with a chopstick poked through the top and bottom. When pulled out of the bottom hole you could pour it into glasses. And when "closed" the chopstick was pushed back through the bottom hole and it hardly leaked when layed on the table.

[Anonymous No.15765622]

>>15765611
There's no use in arguing with 2016 election tourists, anon.
You're absolutely right but they will reach as hard as possible for some way to claim you're wrong.

[Anonymous No.15765626]

I never realized how much people with certain nasal features disliked alternative plating.

[Anonymous No.15765627]

>>15765601
>I'm a girl! respect my pronouns!!!
>Yes I have a dick and should be able to follow young kids into a female space uncontested!!
sit down(to pee), be humble

[Anonymous No.15765628]

>>15765599
>6 million dead from a preventable cause will hurt the economy far more than you having to order takeout instead of sitting in a restaurant.
Your naivity is astounding. You aready printed more dollars in this year than the amount that was already circulating. You restrictions are pushing shit in for 3rd year. I we did nothing in the beginning, most would not even remember the people who died.
>>15765601
Doesn't matter to me, end result is same.

[Anonymous No.15765629]

>>15765449
>6 million

Oy veh! Stay home wear your mask get your unemployment check and be quite are you trying to kill grandma

[Anonymous No.15765630]

>>15765622
stop getting dubs also you're samefagging

[Anonymous No.15765632]

>>15765617
>a year
Estimated total in the US if no controls implemented or vaccinations deployed, dumbfuck.

[Anonymous No.15765634]

>>15765632
6 million, huh

[Anonymous No.15765635]

>>15765628
>>15765629
>Retards

[Anonymous No.15765636]

>>15765634
>/pol/tards can't understand basic math and immediately get itchy if 6 million happens to coincidentally come up as a result

[Anonymous No.15765638]

hol up you saying drumpf saved 5.5 million lives

[Anonymous No.15765645]

>>15765638
that's literally more than all the wars combined

[Anonymous No.15765647]

>>15765585
>As opposed to doing it because it's the right thing to do.
Because it isn't, and it never has been. The use of masks to prevent the spread of respiratory illnesses has been studied for decades and the conclusions have ALWAYS been that wearing masks does little to nothing to prevent the spread and the ONLY things that help are keeping distance, washing hands more often, and sterilizing surfaces. Studies have even shown that East Asian countries with historical cultures of mask-wearing don't have lower transmission rates per capita for respiratory illnesses than Western non-mask-wearing countries.

Mask mandates came about because the government was receiving backlash over not handling the pandemic properly so they decided to pass mandates that would be as visible as possible to reduce that backlash about them "not doing anything." It has always been a political move to increase satisfaction with the government and never an actual public health necessity.

[Anonymous No.15765658]

>>15765647
>Lying this hard

[Anonymous No.15765661]

>>15765647
https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/more/masking-science-sars-cov2.html

[Anonymous No.15765714]

>>15765658
>being this ignorant

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/flu-season-surgical-mask-present-spread-a9170916.html
>And even to stop the hand to mouth/nose transmission, you’d have to wear a mask 24/7, regularly disposing of the old ones while trying to avoid touching your face.
>Basically, there is no strong evidence to support people wearing surgical masks in public. Or as the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention put it: “No recommendation can be made at this time for mask use in the community by asymptomatic persons, including those at high risk for complications, to prevent exposure to influenza viruses.”

https://www.hsl.gov.uk/resources/case-studies/influenza--evaluating-the-protection-of-surgical-masks
>Live viruses could be detected in the air behind all surgical masks tested.

https://wwwnc.cdc.gov/eid/article/26/5/19-0994_article?fbclid=IwAR21FVILWjj0MqCV2j1OgspKcglxt1CXJmG_zZSiGD8bwo1IIwa5ORFew7k
>In our systematic review, we identified 10 RCTs that reported estimates of the effectiveness of face masks in reducing laboratory-confirmed influenza virus infections in the community from literature published during 1946–July 27, 2018. In pooled analysis, we found no significant reduction in influenza transmission with the use of face masks

[Anonymous No.15765716]

>>15765638
No, he did everything he could to downplay and avoid active measures, and attacked governors for putting restrictions in place. Lives were saved in spite of his efforts.

[Anonymous No.15765728]

>>15765714
>CDC found that COVID Spread was consistently reduced by at least 70% via mask wearing, even in close quarters environments like an aircraft carrier
>Cherry-picking a few studies unrelated to COVID

[Anonymous No.15765730]

>>15765716
you can't argue with numbers... 500K instead of 6M seems pretty effective to me.
if only they didn't put the infected into nursing homes i wonder how many more lives could have been saved

[Anonymous No.15765742]

>>15765661
>epidemiological studies
Worthless. Actual studies on the effectiveness of blocking airborne respiratory illness have always shown that surgical masks are ineffective, even in literal operating rooms, which means cloth masks out in public are basically completely pointless. See: >>15765714

Funny how the moment the government mandates something and wants to force people to comply with it we suddenly have a whole ton of studies paid for which magically find that cloth masks are super effective even though we have studies where ~25% of nurses in a hospital setting wearing a fitted N95 mask still contracted influenza.

[Anonymous No.15765748]

>>15763854
not if u tryin 2 plate a bih u feel me. get money, smoke trees, flash money at all of garden, pop da cristal , blow clouds feel me nigga

[Anonymous No.15765762]

>>15765730
>>15765742
>Being this full retard just because you don't want to wear an extra bit of cloth for the duration

[Anonymous No.15765775]

>>15765762
>duration
this is how we live forever, as long we are told to. you think those cdc links will stop

[Anonymous No.15765799]

>>15765728
>>15765762
Epidemiological studies are just surveys of people based on what they remember of their own past behavior, the studies I linked are actual studies with monitored and controlled behavior that include laboratory testing and confirmation of illness and one of them even showed that nurses wearing a fitted N95 mask still had a 25% chance of actually contracting a clinical case of influenza. You think your cloth mask in the supermarket is doing shit?

[Anonymous No.15765805]

>>15765799
this seems more scientific than the other guy, why is he calling you retarded

[Anonymous No.15765806]

Places like 4chan are great because it gives you a space to say what's really on your mind, what you truly believe, without much threat of reprisal.

I like that because it allows me to see just how many of you are complete fucking subhuman waste of air mouth breathers.

[Anonymous No.15765807]

>>15765775
Grow the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.15765809]

>>15765805
Because he's cherry picking and ignoring current data because it doesn't fit his anti-masker beliefs.

[Anonymous No.15765815]

>>15765510
>muh ad hominem
Hello tourist.
Unfriendly reminder that Faggot and Nigger has been an ingrained part of the vocabulary here since day fucking 1. If you thought anyone here would consider Ad Hominem a valid argument then you need to lurk more.

[Anonymous No.15765821]

>>15756783

[Anonymous No.15765825]

>>15765809
Your "current data" is epidemiological bullshit not comparable to actual scientific studies and analysis.

[Anonymous No.15765842]

>>15765825
>Active studies with major, direct evidence on the current epidemic doesn't count because I don't want it to!

[Anonymous No.15765849]

>>15765842
Surveys asking people about their behavior over the past several months are the least reliable possible studies that exist. I don't accept epidemiological studies on any subject because they are worthless.

[Anonymous No.15765853]

>>15765407
>Up back up briefly in summer, some blacks being rowdy, ask them to leave
>"AY YO" intensifies, next mostly peaceful protest bar gets looked and fucked beyond recovery

[Anonymous No.15765866]

>>15765849
Epidemiology is a critical science, whether you like it or not, and you only seem to dislike it because it's currently telling you it's a bad idea to go hang out at a club with 200 other people.

[Anonymous No.15765872]

>>15765866
he's right though survey data is notoriously shitty

[Anonymous No.15765894]

>>15765809
this! he's doubting the gospel of the church of science because he's a heretic

[Anonymous No.15765895]

>>15765872
Things like the study on the Roosevelt aren't just survey, they're backed by regular testing and command enforcement of masks. A military environment is about the most reliably controlled, human-behavior-wise, you can get for that.

He's rejecting all of it out of hand because he doesn't like what it says, and is just making up an excuse for why.

[Anonymous No.15765898]

>>15757157
It's obviously fake

[Anonymous No.15765899]

>>15765894
Fuck off, troll.

[Anonymous No.15765905]

>>15765866
>you only seem to dislike it because it's currently telling you it's a bad idea to go hang out at a club with 200 other people.
No, I have always disliked it because asking people to recall their past behaviors over a period of time is the least reliable information you can possibly gather and the conclusions that can be drawn from such information are even less reliable. Epidemiology is a fucking joke and should never be used to make serious decisions, you only seem to defend it because it's currently reassuring you that your mask will protect you and you'd rather not live with the uncomfortable truth that masks aren't actually doing anything to protect you from getting the virus.

[Anonymous No.15765922]

>>15765905
>CDC has repeatedly found evidence that the masks do in fact help prevent the spread of this particular disease, one that is dependent on a fluid carrier transmission medium that masks reliably block
>Hurr I dun liek dat rezult

[Anonymous No.15765932]

>>15765922
The flu also spreads by droplet, retard, it has the exact same transmission vectors as covid. Your whole "hurr durr different diseases" argument doesn't fucking work because their transmission is identical so anything that is true of preventing the flu from spreading is true of preventing covid from spreading.

[Anonymous No.15765943]

>>15756783
You know what would be cool? If hipsters would stop using impractical plating for the sake of novelty.

[Anonymous No.15765948]

>>15765932

[Anonymous No.15765968]

>>15765922
I can't hear you through the two masks you're wearing.

[Anonymous No.15765976]

>>15758674
of course they overdid it, it's reddit
the process even got sped up once some genius farmed enough posts to make a hardcover book to sell for their own personal profit
everyone lost their minds and proceeded to try super duper hard to carry on as if it never happened

[Anonymous No.15765986]

>>15765303
i fucking WISH that tucson's whole population died from it, that place is a fucking shithole
bear down

[Anonymous No.15766028]

>>15765932
>Flu cases were drastically lower this winter coinciding with common mask wear

[Anonymous No.15766065]

>>15765986
I just think it makes people actually think about it in a way that's far less abstract, and much more concrete, if you put it as "we've lost a major city's number of people to it."

[Anonymous No.15766077]

>>15765948
Why are you so quick to call me a liar? You don't even post sources to back up such a rebuttal or prove that I'm even wrong, let alone lying. But I'll help you out.

Here's what the CDC has to say about the spread of the flu, a respiratory illness with a long history of proven track record in studies that consistently show actual surgical masks worn out in public do little to nothing to prevent its spread:
https://www.cdc.gov/flu/about/disease/spread.htm
>People with flu can spread it to others up to about 6 feet away.
>Most experts think that flu viruses spread mainly by droplets made when people with flu cough, sneeze or talk.
>Less often, a person might get flu by touching a surface or object that has flu virus on it and then touching their own mouth, nose, or possibly their eyes.

Here's what the CDC has to say about the spread of COVID-19, a respiratory illness that is most assuredly stopped significantly from spreading just by wearing a simple cloth mask:
https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/prevent-getting-sick/how-covid-spreads.html
>People who are physically near (within 6 feet) a person with COVID-19 or have direct contact with that person are at greatest risk of infection.
>When people with COVID-19 cough, sneeze, sing, talk, or breathe they produce respiratory droplets.
>Respiratory droplets cause infection when they are inhaled or deposited on mucous membranes, such as those that line the inside of the nose and mouth.
>Respiratory droplets can also land on surfaces and objects. It is possible that a person could get COVID-19 by touching a surface or object that has the virus on it and then touching their own mouth, nose, or eyes.

SOUNDS PRETTY FUCKING EXACTLY THE SAME TO ME.

[Anonymous No.15766085]

>>15757420
>Be business
>Carrying about anything but the profit margin
Let me guess, your haute cuisine food truck failed because you thought your food would be enough marketing?

[Anonymous No.15766098]

Are we being raided by /cvg/?

[Anonymous No.15766103]

>>15757178
kek this nigga said brain sells

[Anonymous No.15766129]

>>15757431
You know you can't sustain a restaurant when people only go there once and never return right

[Anonymous No.15766135]

>>15766103
oh what an unfortunate mistake that was ;)

[Anonymous No.15766148]

>>15766077
Because you are one.

>Masks and social distancing massively reduced the Flu this season too
Nothing you quoted talks about masks, just method of spread, which the CDC explicitly says masks reduce.

[Anonymous No.15766153]

>>15766028
Correlation is not to be confused with causation. You are ignoring the record high flu vaccination rates that occurred: https://abcnews.go.com/Health/flu-numbers-year-due-higher-vaccination-rates-amid/story?id=74783195

The pandemic got more people worried about illness and thinking more about their health, so everyone became more likely to get the flu vaccine. Record high numbers of people actually did get vaccinated for the flu, and then we had record low numbers of flu cases and for some reason everyone points to the masks instead of the record vaccination numbers.
And that's not even counting the fact that flu symptoms and covid symptoms overlap enough that misdiagnosis could easily occur and shift the numbers away from one respiratory illness to the other.

[Anonymous No.15766167]

>>15766153
It's a big enough difference that there were clear co-protective elements from COVID measures that applied to the Flu as well.

[Anonymous No.15766202]

Thread went to shit real fast.
Still not wearing the mask, still not getting the shot. Continue seething.

[Anonymous No.15766255]

>>15766202

[Anonymous No.15766256]

>>15766148
Jesus, you're so retarded you can't even follow a simple line of discussion:
I posted studies that show mask-wearing in public has little to no effect on the transmission of the flu.
You posted studies that show mask-wearing reduces the spread of covid significantly.
I said epidemiological studies are bullshit.
You said it doesn't matter anyway because the flu and covid are different diseases.
I said it does matter because the flu and covid have exactly the same vectors of transmission.
You said that's a lie.
I proved that the CDC even says they have the exact same vectors of transmission, which is what makes me question the veracity of the epidemiological studies you're trying to use to support mask wearing since we have so many more studies which overwhelmingly prove that the flu, with the SAME TRANSMISSION VECTORS, is NOT sufficiently stopped by mask-wearing.

If covid has the same transmission vectors as the flu and the flu is not stopped by masks then covid would also not be stopped by masks. Further, the CDC asserts that covid spreads more efficiently than the flu which would mean that masks would be EVEN LESS EFFECTIVE against covid compared to the flu. That's why these sudden new studies which "prove" that covid is stopped by masks are extremely questionable since the flu is proven not to be.

[Anonymous No.15766262]

>>15766256
>Actively lying about what he posted with cherry-picked quotes that say nothing about masks

[Anonymous No.15766274]

>>15757055
Shit a hipster restaurant that serves appetizers on vinyl would be a hit

[Anonymous No.15766287]

>>15766262
HOLY
FUCKING
SHIT
YOU ARE A GODDAMN RETARDED DOUBLENIGGER PORCHMONKEY GORILLA
This whole argument is that I'm calling the studies which attribute prevention of covid spread to masks bullshit because it doesn't line up with what we know about the spread of the flu which has the exact same vectors of transmission as covid.

[Anonymous No.15766323]

>>15766262
>cherry-picked quotes that say nothing about masks
That's because >>15765932 ALSO SAYS NOTHING ABOUT MASKS. I made the claim
>The flu also spreads by droplet, retard, it has the exact same transmission vectors as covid.
To debunk your "hurr durr flu and covid are different diseases so you can't compare their transmissions." But they transmit in the EXACT same ways so they absolutely CAN be compared. But you posted >>15765948 which called my claim about their transmission being the same a lie, so I backed it up with >>15766077

[Anonymous No.15766335]

>>15766287
>>15766323
>Rat-licker gets more and more irate trying to defend his indefensible position

[Anonymous No.15766339]

>>15766255
Imagine being gay enough to spend time drawing this.

[Anonymous No.15766340]

>>15756783
If you serve me shit on anything that isn't a plate, I will make you take it back and put it on a plate.

Don't be a fucking meme.

[Anonymous No.15766359]

>>15766339
Anon, that's a 5-10 minute doodle for anyone even halfway competent at drawing.

[Anonymous No.15766362]

>>15759647
underrated lmao

[Anonymous No.15766363]

>>15766339

[Anonymous No.15766370]

>>15766340
they didn't even put plastic wrap on the top or anything, fuckin hicksters lol

[Anonymous No.15766376]

>>15757055
>more food

[Anonymous No.15766378]

>>15766335
I'm getting irate because I'm defending all my points with links to studies, articles, and CDC resources while you just keep calling me a liar and have only posted a single link to an epidemiological study which is already worthless but also disregards all the contributions of social distancing and surface sterilization and just attributes all of it to masks, as well as ignoring the record vaccination rates of the flu and attributing those reductions to masks as well.

Keep in mind that I'm not arguing against social distancing, more sterilization of surfaces, or vaccinations. I'm ONLY saying that masks are a pointless extra measure that do little to nothing.

[Anonymous No.15766385]

>>15763962
It's a great time. Loans are cheap and all the competition is out of business.

[Anonymous No.15766403]

>>15766378
because it isn't about truth for this guy or people like him it is about your compliance and deference to authority

[Anonymous No.15766407]

>>15766378
You're cherrypicking quotes while ignoring all of the CDC's evidence and advice that masks are a critical part of the effort, while pushing a "the flu is the same, so masks don't work lie" while ignoring that masks and distancing massively reduced flu this season as well.

You're engaging in the worst kind of confirmation bias, where you're using sources that don't even support your beliefs.

[Anonymous No.15766414]

>>15766403
>because it isn't about truth for this guy or people like him it is about your compliance and deference to authority
Keep lying to yourself, buddy.

[Anonymous No.15766433]

>>15766407
The CDC was telling people not to wear masks right up until the government mandated the wearing of masks. But I'm sure that probably doesn't mean anything.

[Anonymous No.15766480]

>>15766433
They were trying to preserve a constricted supply of N95 medical masks for medical care providers, and still recommend that people who are just at day-to-day incidental risk use cloth masks to keep consumer demand for N95 low. They weren't telling people not to wear masks at all.

[Anonymous No.15766500]

>>15766480
however now their guidance is truthful and without ulterior motive

[Anonymous No.15766502]

So quirky XD amirite OP, you flaming faggot

[Anonymous No.15766623]

>>15765224
>dickhead
Dilate.

[Anonymous No.15766627]

>>15766500
It's really only people who are in the alt-right echo chambers who've had this idea that wearing a mask is "about fear and government power" and not a reasonable precaution that's only a minor inconvenience.
https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/prevent-getting-sick/about-face-coverings.html

And keep in mind that they persisted in this even with the Trump administration making contradictory claims and trying to keep the CDC from actually doing its job.

[Anonymous No.15766666]

>>15766627
i guess you don't understand that people like you would have been arguing tooth and nail, just as you feel now, against masks at that time because of some official guidance.
You think you have the complete picture now, just as you would have thought you had it then.

[Anonymous No.15766678]

>>15766666
Unbased schizo stealing digits

[Anonymous No.15766701]

>>15766480
>they weren't really lying, they were just lying because they didn't think people were responsible or trusty worthy.

[Anonymous No.15766714]

>>15766627
>cloth gaiters are totally okay and protect you
>scarves and balaclavas made of the same material are not okay and do not protect you
Yes, what consistent and scientifically-grounded direction the CDC gives on these matters.

[Anonymous No.15766728]

>>15766714
1) your point has nothing to do with the post
2) Very telling that you don't see the difference between a tightly fastened double-layered mask and a loosely wrapped scarf

[Anonymous No.15766761]

>>15766701
Because they weren't lying at any point. Cloth masks are sufficient for incidental contact risk. Medical-grade respirator masks were in short supply, and critically needed for individuals who were doing work that put them into regular close contact with infected patients.

And you rat-lickers clearly prove that a significant number of people aren't just irresponsible and untrustworthy, but that you are willing to actively go out of your way to be a public nuisance about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70RWD4dE_bI

[Anonymous No.15766771]

>>15766728
Scarves can be wrapped tightly and can be doubled or tripled over. It also says balaclavas aren't okay, but neck gaiters are just balaclavas with the top cut off, literally the same material and same tightness. In fact, I was wearing a balaclava with the top pulled back as a mask for months and no one ever questioned it.

>>15766666
>people like you would have been arguing tooth and nail, just as you feel now, against masks at that time because of some official guidance.
Exactly this. How do people have such short fucking memories? In the early days of the pandemic, a subreddit called r/covidiots was created, a subreddit dedicated to posting pictures of people wearing masks and gloves in public because that was seen as such a stupid and hypochondriac thing to do. Now what gets posted there is pictures of people NOT wearing masks because that's seen as a such a stupid and conspiracy theorist thing to do. It completely flipped on its head, silently, without anyone ever noticing.

I know several people close to me who spoke out very loudly and actively against people wearing masks and the second it became mandated by the government they started speaking out very loudly and actively against people NOT wearing masks. I've confronted them about this and they pretend they never said people shouldn't wear masks even when I show them screencaps of chats and texts where they said exactly that.

[Anonymous No.15766772]

>>15766728
Most scarves and ski masks are knitted, not a tight-woven cloth, either.

[Anonymous No.15766779]

>>15766772
Neck gaiters are the same material as balaclavas.

[Anonymous No.15766781]

>>15766771
Neck gaiters are typically spandex, most balaclavas are knit wool.

[Anonymous No.15766792]

i just wanted a funny thread about putting food on things they dont normally go on why the fuck did it turn into battle of the autists

[Anonymous No.15766798]

>>15766779
I've seen them made of several different materials, this is a nonsense claim. They recommend against them because they're either likely to be made of something with a porous structure, or they have mouth and nose vents that render them useless as PPE.

[Anonymous No.15766806]

>>15766792
Welcome to 4chan, where any mention of a hot-button topic will hijack the thread.

[Anonymous No.15766810]

>>15766792
autism and 4chan are inseparable

[Anonymous No.15766814]

>>15766810
I know, but I stay for the fun autism not the faggot kind

[Anonymous No.15766879]

>>15766781
>>15766798
Neck gaiters typically come in spandex, wool, or polyester.
Balaclavas typically come in spandex, wool, or polyester.
Literally 100% of arguments against gaiters apply to balaclavas.

[Anonymous No.15766934]

>>15766792
Nobody cares what you wanted

[Anonymous No.15767102]

>>15766879
The fucking point is that since they aren't designed for the purpose, there's a high likelihood that the one you have is no good as a mask.

[Anonymous No.15767131]

wtf happened ITT

[Anonymous No.15767141]

>>15759647
fucking kek

[Anonymous No.15767382]

>>15767102
Neck gaiters aren't designed for that purpose any more than balaclavas. Neck gaiters are not respiratory devices or PPE. You know that, right? They serve the same function as a scarf or a balaclava to keep your neck and face warm, and that's all they've ever been designed to do.

[GODCOCK No.15767664]

i once got served in a square plate.
a square. fucking plate.

[Anonymous No.15767858]

>>15766792
Should have posted a thread about restaraunt lockdowns then

[Anonymous No.15767916]

>>15767382
So?
A cotton facemask won't do anything more than a hiking buff would.

[Anonymous No.15767953]

[Anonymous No.15767961]

>>15759571
I just watched a documetary about a dude who had a restaurant that would blindfold people and serve food in needles and shit but I cant remember who it was

[Anonymous No.15768009]

>>15757055
>circular saw blades
What could possibly go wrong?

[Anonymous No.15768074]

>>15757157
UV light ?

[Anonymous No.15768093]

>>15760243
>GET LOST®

[Anonymous No.15768118]

>>15760386
>>15756783
Catch people's attention by only hiring buff waitresses ! That's Genius !

oh yeah and they can serve the food on barbell plates or whatever

[Anonymous No.15768126]

>>15767953
i understand that it's clean, but I use a shovel to fling dogshit into the neighbors yard, so this just feels really unappetizing to look at.

[Anonymous No.15768243]

>>15767916
>So?
The point I'm making can be found here: >>15766714 >>15766879
The CDC saying that neck gaiters are acceptable protection while balaclavas and scarves are not is inconsistent and likely driven by politics and appearance above all else. I'm of the opinion that masks (especially cloth masks) are and always have been ineffective for preventing the spread of respiratory illness and in the face of social distancing, hand-washing, and sterilization of surfaces they offer nothing of value. The reason the government mandates them is that it's a highly visible policy that lets them say, "See! We're helping you!" and these inconsistent rules support the idea that it's essentially just government-level virtue signalling rather than anything truly helpful or rooted in science.

[Anonymous No.15768314]

>>15768243
And you're full of shit.

[Anonymous No.15768344]

>>15768118
rather eat the food off of her butt 2bh

[Anonymous No.15768419]

>>15765510
I hate that I now agree with you. I noticed it first with "climate change deniers" as if even religious people arent aware of the ice ages, but you you have to conflate it with holocaust denial, the biggest crime on earth. The taste of shit can only be masked so much before you instinctively regurgitate.

[Anonymous No.15768434]

>>15765716
>Hey guys, we should probably ban flights from ground zero for a couple months.
>Racist! Hug a chinese immigrat today or you support orange Hitler!

[Anonymous No.15768451]

>>15759647
Nice

[Anonymous No.15768481]

>>15757055
>>circular saw blades
That's kinda kino tho.

[Anonymous No.15768484]

>>15766934
What a colossal waste of food.

[Anonymous No.15768491]

>>15764111
In Canada, asians replace white people.

[Anonymous No.15768496]

>>15765599
>A roughly 2% guaranteed death rate
This is not even close to accurate. Let me guess, you're one of those fucking retards who will spout this then tag it with "believe the science".

[Anonymous No.15768509]

>>15764047
Canuckfag here.
Nobody here calls dessert "pudding", at all, unless they literally just came over from Britain and have the full English dialect.
"Pudding" refers to one specific kind of sweet dish here, and nothing else. We have instant pudding, pudding cups, and if you're a boomer, you probably remember pudding cans, too. "Pudding" as we know it is always that stuff that has the consistency of wet mud and typically comes in chocolate, vanilla, and tapioca flavors. (though many others, like pistachio, exist)

[Anonymous No.15768534]

>>15766153
So this is the magical time when they guessed right for the flu strain? How convenient.

[Anonymous No.15768548]

>>15757178
>brain sells
>brain
>sells
Anon I think you sold your brain a long time ago

[Anonymous No.15768557]

>>15759559
>pain sold

[Anonymous No.15768558]

>>15768534
It's not that they do a bad job at that in the first place, it's just that flu vaccination rates are normally a lot lower than you think and you only think that because of how little coverage the flu gets in the news so you assume everyone is vaccinated and getting the flu is rare even though tens of thousands of people die from it annually in the US alone.

[Anonymous No.15768578]

>>15757055
fairly certain I've heard of a restaurant serving food on vinyl records already

[Anonymous No.15768731]

>>15768118
>maid cafe style restaurant, but with muscle girls
>all gym themed, meals on barbell plates, sit on repurposed gym machines, etc.
>eat and get motivated to get fit at the same time
why isn't this a thing

[Anonymous No.15768743]

>>15766385
> Competition

OP can try, but there is no competition against fast food chains/restaurant chains. They WILL stay open and bullshit their way to stay open, while local businesses eat shit. I hate to say it, but it just isn't a fair competition.

[Anonymous No.15769657]

>>15766934
>That'll be $600, hope you enjoyed our food, thanks my guy

[Anonymous No.15769697]

serve vegetarian entrees on large scallop shells. antipasti on a large lego base. sushi on mirror tiles (look like piles of cocaine little bit). ice cream on a slab of ice. cover bread with burlap cloth. lemonade served in urine catchers from hospital.

[Anonymous No.15769758]

Tore up some cardboard boxes laying around, was too lazy to dump them on recycling day. I tore the cardboard up in small and regular size plate sizes, end result was pretty damn good. The folding bending technique I used was fold the cardboard upwards on the edges, wasn't hard at all, even got a technique going where I bend it all around the edge and focused greatly on the middle corrugated part, then proceeded to cut generous size pieces of plastic wrap for each plate and plopped it right into the cardboard. This can work VERY VERY well for alternative forms of plating in my experience, the plastic wrap protects the cardboard material coming in contact with actual food. I even went so far making a cardboard soup bowl with plastic wrap that was easier to fold than plates. All it is the carboard acts like a mold and the plastic wrap as the non-reactive food and liquid safe material, if you look at it that way, must easier to visualize.

[Anonymous No.15769842]

>>15761692
Degreaser in the air, I'd assume

[Anonymous No.15769865]

>>15765620
>buy alcohol in Asia
>they poke a hole on the bag, making it leak slowly
>you have to buy 2 extra drinks to compensate for the ones soaking into your clothes and drying on the table
Asians make the best unethical buisnessmen. They are very cunning.

[Anonymous No.15769986]

>>15764047
In Canada, we don't call anything but pudding that. Also, I don't think that dessert and pudding are exactly the same in Britain, but I'm not really sure what the difference is.

[Anonymous No.15770241]

>>15757055
>regular plates, but upside down

[Anonymous No.15770272]

>>15756783
every item on the menu is pressed into a plate shaped mould so every meal is a plate

[Anonymous No.15770284]

>>15756783

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[Anonymous No.15770296]

>>15770284
>hey anon, want some indian food?

[Anonymous No.15770298]

[Anonymous No.15770299]

>>15770284
Surprise twist: The chef mixes in a small portion of his real shit to punish morons who actually order this.

[Anonymous No.15770303]

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[Anonymous No.15770311]

>>15770299
damn, and the shit piece is left out in the kitchen at hot temp to get the bacteria all festering multiplying

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[Anonymous No.15770348]

>>15770327
>>15770324
i would smear my check over the table if they started that shit

[Anonymous No.15770350]

>>15756783
>>15756789
What's wrong with the unique plating?
You niggers are gay.

[Anonymous No.15770368]

>>15768496
>>15765599
>>15768419
>>15768243

Look I love the thought of millions of Americans dying to Coofid 19 as much as the next guy, but this is a thread about alternative plating. Unless someone is plating food on some masks or serving drinks in vaccine needles, or putting their sushi on cadavers this really isn't the thread for it.

[Anonymous No.15770375]

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[Anonymous No.15770393]

[Anonymous No.15770405]

I enjoy eating off of a rock finessed from a water feature in someone's backyard.

[Anonymous No.15770410]

[Anonymous No.15770414]

>>15758674
>reddit for posting pictures of fat dogs or fat cats
>retarded reditors start to overfeed their pets and turn them fat so they can post pictures and get internet points
Yeah, reddit is for fucking retards. At least if you're begging for attention, do something that takes nerve.

[Anonymous No.15770417]

[Anonymous No.15770420]

>>15770327
This is retarded but I do have to admit the way he made that spiral of dots was cool.

[Anonymous No.15770433]

If they serve my food on "unique plating" I take extra effort to make sure the entire table is covered in food by the time I'm done.

[Anonymous No.15770494]

>>15770405
I would love to alternatively plate up food on some coprolite.

[Anonymous No.15770568]

>>15768484
Food you enjoyed wasting, is not wasted food

[Anonymous No.15770905]

>>15756783
Chemistry.
Use beakers, and flasks.

[Anonymous No.15770937]

>>15756783
make a military-themed restaurant and serve food on drum magazines

[Anonymous No.15771337]

>>15770324
Are they trying to summon Moloch and told him to serve the actual food for the customer?

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[Anonymous No.15771395]

>>15770410
>$285+ each for them to slop a ton of sugar on a ceiling tile

[Anonymous No.15771403]

>>15771382
this is fine moron

[Anonymous No.15771404]

>>15770303
Do I get to see the girl who wore it before I eat? If so I might be in.

[Anonymous No.15771410]

>>15757157
unless its encased in epoxy. i dont think it is.

[Anonymous No.15771412]

>>15770405
>eating off of a rock
cool
>finessed
cool cool
>from a water feature in someones backyard
im pretty sure you have some sort of parasite and im disgusted.

[Anonymous No.15771435]

>>15757055
>regular plates, but upside down
genious, im gonna do it today

[Anonymous No.15771503]

>>15759564
So you want the instagram thot that only goes there once for the picture money, or lack thereof. Brilliant.

[Anonymous No.15771525]

>>15765491
>outliers
Even the CDC said >90% of deaths weren't from covid alone. I say this as someone who takes the disease seriously.

[Anonymous No.15771528]

>>15770417
Bet they don't do that for a party of chinese guests.

[Anonymous No.15771551]

>>15768344
would like to eat her butt if you know what i mean

[Anonymous No.15771564]

>>15771337
they are summoning Moloch or Baal to EAT the costumer

[Anonymous No.15771566]

>>15766761
The other guy thoroughoy thrashed you. You have done nothing but call names whilr hes illustrated and supported his point perfectly; the contrast was so great I've shifted my personal stance. Take the L.
>are willing to actively go out of your way to be a public nuisance about it.
My far left coworker in his late 60s is in the hospital for his fourth surgery after someone ambushed him for not wearing a mask while he was riding his bike. There's always crazies on any side of an issue.

[Anonymous No.15771585]

>>15768126
Stuff like this is why I always end up having to give neighbors dogs poisoned hot dogs, and why I don't lose a wink of sleep over it.

[Anonymous No.15771685]

>>15771403
It's stupid as fuck, you're just mad because Gordon Ramsay once hated it on tv.

[Anonymous No.15771690]

>>15771525
>>15771566
This conversation was over yesterday, you fuckhead.

[Anonymous No.15771859]

>>15768509
>>15769986
So? The guy at the restaurant is probably from the UK.

[Anonymous No.15771957]

>>15770905
I bet there are already multiple bars based on this concept

[Anonymous No.15772127]

>>15765411
>CALL AN AMBULANCE I FELL DOWN THE STAIRS AND MY BRAINS ARE LEAKING
paramedics arrive
>Oh you have covid. Covid is looking you.
>NO, I BASHED MY HEAD AGAINST TH...
>RIP another covid victim :( pls ppl wear your triple layer of masks

[Anonymous No.15772133]

>>15772127
killing*

[Anonymous No.15772332]

>>15772127
>lying this hard

[Anonymous No.15772797]

The topic here folks is the alternative "plating" as you will has to fill the need as a gimmick. You get it? A gimmick, a real clever ha ha reddit tier one for the normies. We have assholes in here going over normie heads with cardboard, sledgehammer flattened car doors, sewer caps etc.