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/ck/ - Food & Cooking


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webm thread?

>> No.15754807

my teeth want to crawl out of my head

>> No.15754821
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>>15754801

>> No.15754828

>>15754801
Kek, her fuckin soiface right at the end.

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>>15754801
.

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>> No.15754854

>>15754801
Why are asians always so autistic? I swear it's always extremes with them. Something is either over the top or bland and simple, nothing in between.

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>>15754801

>> No.15754921

>>15754854
What tells you that is asian?

>> No.15754925

>>15754821
Never understood this one
what's wrong with raw chicken? do these people just hate washing their hands?

>> No.15754932

>>15754801
How the fuck are you supposed to eat this? Jesus fucking christ the ice cream on its own is probably better than this fucking abomination. This is food for the eyes and not the mouth.

>> No.15754938

>>15754821
wtf does this beater trick actually work?

>> No.15754944

>>15754801
imagine a cavity on every tooth

>> No.15754950

>>15754925
I think some people are just squeamish about touching any raw meat

>> No.15754953
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>>15754801

>> No.15754956

>>15754905
Why? just fucking why? You could make scalloped potatoes instead of an abomination like this holy shit I hate people.

>> No.15754970

>>15754950
It's a rough world for people like that who want to cook

>> No.15755057

>>15754970
My mom is like that. Probably why she’s not a good cook

>> No.15755087

>>15754956
she made mash potatoes from chips. fucking disgusting.

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>> No.15755109

>>15754801

Looks like a unicorn shit

>> No.15755149

>>15754938
It works better with a stand mixer, but a hand one should also do the trick. Just be careful.

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>> No.15755190

>>15754847
its weird back in the day jack didnt take himself too seriously, now he's practically a dictator

>> No.15755193

>>15755089
>conveniently cut when it all falls apart

>> No.15755198
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>>15754801
pls does anyone have that webm of the bimbo in the kitchen wearing a bedazzled black jumpsuit? she has her hair and nails done and shes cooking steaks in the oven to appear "wifey" but shes a fat slob of a bich. oh and can you link her youtube channel? thanks.

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>>15755089
>>15755193
I got you, senpai.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGoIchHSSbc

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>> No.15755270

>>15755171
>touching the whole block of cheese directly
baka

>> No.15755271

>>15754918
can someone give me a legit recipe for this?

>> No.15755276
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>>15754905
gave me chills
how fuckin gross

>> No.15755309
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>> No.15755356

>>15755309
This webm should be a bannable offense

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>> No.15755425

>>15754953
Ghoulish. Why the hotdogs? Why the cream cheese? What the fuck?

>> No.15755466

>>15755309
How do they still have fingers

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>> No.15755514

>>15754950
Lesbians?

>> No.15755548

>>15755383
neat, gonna try this

>> No.15755555

>>15754950
lol that's gay

>> No.15756037
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Requesting the mongolian cooking outside in the field

>> No.15756075

>>15755089
Thats actually pretty smart.

>> No.15756080
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>> No.15756103

>>15755190
*whips you with his stroke arm*

>> No.15756112

>>15754950
What, children

>> No.15756124

>>15756080
did i just witness suicide

>> No.15756134

>>15754801
DO AMERICANS FUCKING REALLY

>> No.15756152

>>15754853
I had this once it was very nice

>> No.15756153

>>15755476
what the fuck

>> No.15756158

>>15755190
in what way?
>his comments are off
I see, but as far as I can recall he has always prided himself on his ignorance while simultaneously taking criticism indignantly.

>> No.15756162

>>15756080
forbidden water

>> No.15756232

>>15755476
I'm pretty sure if we ever find aliens someone will try to cook them

>> No.15756279

>>15756232
>implying the aliens won't try to cook us first. human meat according to cannibals has a nice pork taste.

>> No.15756368

>>15755233
Dear lord, morbidly obese people struggling to breathe is like nails on a chalk board.

>> No.15756370

>>15755476
Dang, cool!

>> No.15756379

>>15754925
It's just the texture. I fucking hate cooking with boneless skinless chicken breasts. Whole chicken, ground beef, pork loins, don't care. That soft pink slimy flesh, no.

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>> No.15756388

>>15754821
>test the meat by comparing to you hand
>but to be safe also use a thermometer
retarded, there were 6 hacks but one of them made the video

>> No.15756438

>>15754905
...why is this just a super sped up version of the original?
Why do zoomers always do that?

>> No.15756449

>>15756381
Uuunnnngg uuuhhh yeah fucking eat that shit Jack uuunngnggg

>> No.15756452
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>>15756449
I will tjank you

>> No.15756470

>>15755476
neat

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>> No.15756488

>>15756080
funny thing, elemental mercury is a lot less dangerous if ingested than even mercury vapor let alone the organic mercury compounds found in fish

>> No.15756541

>>15756232

>someone will cook them

Just fucking say Asians. They already eat weird shit.

>> No.15756563

>>15756103
Jack, please! Show me more mercy than you showed your own son!

>> No.15756607

>>15756080
so how much of that is backwash?

>> No.15756642

>>15756075
Lmao no it isnt you retard

>> No.15756655

>>15756642
dude come on I was just trying to support a fellow BIPOC woman

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>> No.15756686

>>15756680
Laughed my ass off

>> No.15756693

>>15754953
I'm fairly certain that is not German potato salad.

>> No.15756764
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> love watermelon
> love riding bicycles
> love fried chicken

I think I might be a negroid

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>> No.15756797

if anyone has the woman trying to cut whole carrots webm, please post

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>>15754905
>adds butter

>> No.15756813

>>15755383
>>15755548
same. seems too good to be true but the effort and ingredients are so minimal.

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>> No.15757050

>>15757013
Might be kino if it was vanilla ice cream and cherry sauce at the end, but I just know it's some reddit fag who thinks he's being funny by putting ketchup on it

>> No.15757062

>>15754925
I do it when I'm grilling and can't be fucked to go back inside. Plus why would you touch it if you don't have to?

>> No.15757063

>>15757013
>>15757050
i've seen thousands of gore pictures and other gross things. but honestly this? makes me wanna puke more than a mangled head. fucking disgusting.

>> No.15757088

>>15754847
isn't this just basically ziti? definitely not lasagna

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>> No.15757103
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>> No.15757105

>>15757100
that's fucked up. octopi are too smart to eat.

>> No.15757112

>>15757105
But they're delicious lol

>> No.15757116

>>15757105
do you think for a moment there he was like "ahh yes water, safety..."

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>>15757105

>> No.15757131

>>15757105
>>15757120
Perhaps he would like it with sound?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6S4daLd8wg

>> No.15757141

>>15757013
DO AMERICANS ACTUALLY

>> No.15757144

>>15757131
man i fucking hate gooks

>> No.15757198

>>15755233
fat people are utterly repulsive jfc

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>>15757144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nT_ML2IIwis

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>>15757198

>> No.15757214

>>15757144
Chinks believe the more an animal suffers the more delicious it becomes. They are absolute subhuman tier people.

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>>15757206

>> No.15757223

>>15757214
what if they're right

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>>15757219

>> No.15757251

>>15757103

Holy cursed

>> No.15757273

>>15757251
The music I think of when I see that fountain: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uk49gxS2L8

>> No.15757412

>>15755476
that dude's channel is great but I have no idea what is going on because it's in Japanese

>> No.15757461

>>15754801
>tranny colors

>> No.15757471

>>15757223
They aren't.

>> No.15757480

>>15757412
his recent videos got subs

>> No.15757680
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>> No.15757710

>>15757471
Maybe to make ut work you just gotta squint while you eat like they do?

>> No.15757743

>>15756381
I'm glad matt destroyed TBFP to pursue his true passion

>> No.15757755

>>15756764
neat

>> No.15757758

>>15756080
brain damage moment

>> No.15757775

>>15756693
cope yuropoor

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>> No.15757826

>>15757792
this is dripping with soi milk and try hard

>> No.15757845

>>15756080

Gallium?

>> No.15757863

>>15756438
Probably just to get in under the maximum webm size. Also at regular speed there'd be a whole lot fucking nothing in that webm.

>> No.15757864

>>15755476
Part 2?

>> No.15757868

>>15754944
Dude, that shit would give your cavities cavities.

>> No.15757926

>>15757103
Ok, I give up. WTF is that stuff?

>> No.15757933

>>15757103
>>15757926
Water most likely got into the chocolate fountain and caused the chocolate to seize up.

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>>15757864

>> No.15757947

>>15757926
chocolate gets fucky when water gets in. My guess is that they had strawberries or some other type of juicy/wet fruit that people were submerging in the stream.

>> No.15757953

>>15757939
Awesome as hell. Thank you!

>> No.15757964

>>15754925
I don't like touching shitty bulk prefrozen chicken that oozes slime which melds into your cutting board and you literally have to scrape it to get it off instead of just rinsing it.

>> No.15757985

>>15757926
>>15757933
>>15757947
>they don't know about a Sloppy Joe Fountain

Being a flyover must be hell.

>> No.15757991

>>15757214
>>15757223
In china an korea and stuff, they believe thet the spirit and life force goes into you if you eat those alive.
The suffering isnt true.

Also, with suffering you flood the blood with adrenaline, and the meat become more stiff, hard and sour.

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>>15754821
the only tip worth a fuck in this video is putting chicken on veggies instead of a rack

>> No.15758009

>>15757826
>>15757792
Extremely fucking soi. Holy shit.
>sippy cups
>guy on the left trying to stay calm
>their appearance
I can smell the estrogen

>> No.15758013

>>15757100
Savages

>> No.15758019

>>15757792
always with these oversized fucking glasses frames.

>> No.15758020

>>15756388
I'm drunk as fuck and this post is the funniest thing

>> No.15758044

>>15755233
holy fuck, she's still alive?!

>> No.15758055

>>15757412
>>15757480
Channel name?

>> No.15758074

>>15758055
Kimagure Cook

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>>15754905
I literally don't understand it

>> No.15758087

>>15758074
Thanks.

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>> No.15758117

>>15758079
Got me

>> No.15758133

>>15758106
>*For redditors only!
Lost

>> No.15758174

>>15754847
that shit looks fucking radioactive

>> No.15758179

>>15758114
Sometimes I cook while camping, this gives me cozy vibes honestly
not always very good, especially when you got people helping you out. Who cares though

>> No.15758186

>>15758179
>this gives me cozy vibes honestly
You didn't notice, huh? I didn't notice too, until about the second loop.
The cheese slices anon. Look at them.

>> No.15758191

>>15758186
Ah. shit. Never mind
pretty fucked.

>> No.15758201

>>15757208
garmonbozia

>> No.15758208

>>15755089
i tried this and it turned out pretty good, but the one in this video is so overfilled, like it works with maybe 1/3 of the ingredients. but at that point just make a quesadilla.

>> No.15758214

>>15754801
I' m beginning to think we' ve reach a tipping point in society where "cooking" is not considered cooking anymore, but smashing random shit together.

>> No.15758218

>>15755476
Looks disgusting.

>> No.15758226

>>15757939
>eating slime and bugs of the ocean

Disgusting. You are a human.

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>>15757206

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>>15757206

>> No.15758254

>>15758218
>>15758226
you don't eat the disgusting bits though. only the mantle that he cut open at the start

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>>15758186
god damn, I missed that too

>> No.15758351

>>15758186
niggers

>> No.15758354

>>15754847
>That acid-etched aluminum
If the strokes don't get him alzheimers will.

>> No.15758369

>>15755476
I thought squid that big were obscenely rare? Like too rare to eat.

>> No.15758371

>>15756124
Nah, in that state it'll mostly just pass through you.

>> No.15758379

>>15757208
reminder that this is currently the apogee of billions of years of evolution

>> No.15758385

>>15758114
>Opening cheese slices with a knife
Do they not have a flap or something to peel open? What a boner.

>> No.15758387

>>15758369
an actual giant squid would be like 30 feet long

>> No.15758389

>>15754905
>>15755248
>>15755260
these annoy and disgust me, I don't really know why. maybe the laziness in using prepackaged, processed food and then acting as though they have made something so interesting and unique that it is worth sharing, even charging other people money for. or maybe it is the lack of awareness in the female of how she is basically making mashed potatoes but with more oil (from frying the chips) and more salt, and wants to seem quirky by using potato chips instead of making a solid pot of old fashioned mashed potatoes, no want or passion to cultivate her own potatoes and make something from start to finish all by herself and admire what has come of her hard work, all she wants to do is consoom and eat this mediocre food in complete ignorance of how much better life could be. or maybe im thinking too much into it

>> No.15758478

>>15754821
i thought everybody did that one-bite chicken wing thing.

>> No.15758487

>>15758478
i didnt

>> No.15758509

>>15758389
The first one is justified, the second two are just bottom-tier mexican street food vendors being filmed without having anything to do with the filming.

>> No.15758519

>>15755476
imagine
squid steak

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>> No.15758564

>>15758369
nah, the ocean is a big place

>> No.15758569

>>15756381
Why can't he bring the food to his mouth like a normal human being

>> No.15758571

>>15756080
it'll literally pass right through him without getting absorbed

>> No.15758577

>>15757100
kill your food before you cook it, savages

>> No.15758607

>>15758564
ask

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catfood

>> No.15758613

>>15756764
How the fuck did they get a cellphone inside crackers

>> No.15758641

>>15755248
>The ice cones standing on the egg carton
SOVL

>> No.15758652

>>15758114
Looks like he's about to cut his finger in the last frame of the video.

>> No.15758653

>>15756801
I fucking love this dumb meathead motherfucker

>> No.15758689

>>15755476
I want to play with the squid plastic

>> No.15758708

>>15754918
nope

>> No.15758709

>>15754925
>>15754821
>touches the packaging
>thinks they avoided contamination
HUE HUE

>> No.15758713

>>15754953
WHY

>> No.15758719

>>15756801
sauce

>> No.15758739

>>15756488
>>15758571
DUMBASS ALERT it's always extremely dangerous

>> No.15758740

>>15758371
fuck off with your absolutely retarded dangerous lies

>> No.15758747

>>15757112
andhot

>> No.15758750

>>15756693
It is not, there is also not one german potato salad, there are multiple variations.

>> No.15758785

>>15756381
its like a slow mo of a shark attack

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>> No.15758851

>>15758747
you a reg

>> No.15758884

>>15757206
That's Japanese.

>> No.15758890

>>15756134
this is chink shit anon calm down

>> No.15758900

>>15754801
i was fine with this until that dumb bitch doing le epic reddit soy face at the end

>> No.15758909

>>15755238
Oil, nice and cold.

God damnit Kay

>> No.15758910

>>15754821
those vegetables are going to be total mush after 90 minutes at 425

>> No.15758911

>>15758389
calm your austism damn

>> No.15758925
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>> No.15758928

>>15758890
Sickly sweet is very unappetising to the Asian palate. The white woman at the end is just more evidence to suggest that it's American. I don't know what motive you have to be shifting blame onto others.

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>>15758114
>that knife technique

>> No.15758938

>>15757100
fucking chinks just nuke the whole thing already.

>> No.15758948

knife-ice like classical baroque music

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>>15758928
your yellow fever is showing

>> No.15758966

>>15758956
>japs
Of course it is.

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awarness hatered

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>> No.15759013

>>15758739
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5001828/

>> No.15759021

>>15754918
>cat food on a bed of mushy, minty peas
>bone apple tea

>> No.15759042

>>15758613
>counterfeit crackers
dumby mcdumbdumb

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the emotional proptery your in iis amazing

>> No.15759065

>>15757013
Oh no not again.

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>>15754953
as someone who finds regular potato salad disgusting this is not particularly strange.
>>15755476
Ever see the video of him gutting a giant lobster while it was still alive? Oh man. That did not disappoint with its title "extremely graphic" in all caps.
>>15758925
these are the people telling me to get vaccinated

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>>15759090
the baroauq sruff ias pretty chill. listen to it.

>> No.15759108

>>15755276
this guy needs to die hes out of time

>> No.15759125

>>15754847
>Lazy Man's Lasagna
How the fuck is that lazy? It takes effort to fuck up such a simple dish

>> No.15759130

>>15759090
Holy fuck this is ancient
Better times....

>> No.15759139

>>15758389
>acting as though they have made something so interesting
Like you're doing with this post?

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>>15757758
YOU>>15757864
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMLFGtjYlO0
oozzy in underwear

>> No.15759151

>>15758926
2 cant smoke

>> No.15759177

>>15757792
stupid cunt

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reddit of course

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>>15758689

>> No.15759231

>>15755476
Kaneko is too wholesome for the world, we don't deserve him and his high quality fish videos

>> No.15759253

>>15757792
I'm seething to an irrational level

>> No.15759255

>>15759065
bump

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>> No.15759397

>>15758571
mercurial shits

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>>15754950
this is the decline of man

>> No.15759425

>>15758708
baby palette

>> No.15759434

>>15758956
theyr'e going in bin after this shot

>> No.15759439

>>15754953
god make it stop, that is not german potato salad that's some 60s cookbook nightmare food

>> No.15759449

>>15759425
>palette
*palate
Baby grasp of language.
Retard.

>> No.15759465

>>15755476
You just know what she did with that spike later

>> No.15759483

>>15757063
That's just means you're fucked in the head.

>> No.15759485

>>15756680
so this is the power of boston dynamics

>> No.15759504

>>15757680
There is something just viscerally wrong about this

>> No.15759515

>>15758653
He's my hero.

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>> No.15759596

it seems that the egg king has been dethroned
the past few webm threads have made it to 200+ without it being posted
a dawn of a new era is finally upon us

>> No.15759599

>>15759596
Finally.

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8030 goooo

>> No.15759609

>>15754847
>mixing the ricotta into the sauce when layering it in with the pasta would have taken 2 minutes and produced something much tastier

Jack has made a career out of being awful and this is your doing /ck/. I hope you're happy.

>> No.15759615

>>15_59596

>> No.15759623

>>15759615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eljGXoQlouM&t=6s

>> No.15759632

>>15754801
Thanks, I had no idea I could be so sour and salty.

>> No.15759646

>>15759608
>>15759615
>>15759623
what did they mean by this?

>> No.15759651

>>15759646
schizo forgot to take his meds again

>> No.15759668

>>15759651
well, at least he's got some decent tunes to listen to while going sideways

>> No.15759682

>>15757991
>Also, with suffering you flood the blood with adrenaline, and the meat become more stiff, hard and sour
what is it my dick?? :^)

>> No.15759744

>>15758008
That's not much of a trick though.

>> No.15759773

>>15758719
la beast on youtube

>> No.15759801

>>15759465
Made a cool squid-sword?

>> No.15759852

>>15758019
If you wear glasses you're either soi-framed or incel-framed or chad who can pull off anything. And we all know none of us are chad

>> No.15759916

>>15755089
A wrap made specifically for aspies that freak out if one kind of food item touches another. Who woulda thunk.

>> No.15760457

>>15757792
but why are they using sippy cups

>> No.15760475

>>15754905
This is why people hate millenials.

>> No.15760566

>>15759609
>baby palette
bump my fine sir gentalmen

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>>15759646
jo

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my mistakke

>> No.15760602

>>15754918
>Americans throwing pissy baby fits because it has liver in it
lmao

>> No.15760624

>>15755476
>kill fish
>loot greatsword

>> No.15760630

>>15757100
An octopus turning white like that is the equivalent of a human screaming in pain

>> No.15760633

>>15756124
technically the metal isn't digested at all and you shit it out. the problem is breathing the vapor, that dude probably has half rotten brain to begin with.

>> No.15760663

>>15757939
always found it weird how little the mantle connects to the rest of the body, I'd expect at least lots of nerves to allow all the weird movement they can do.

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>>15756438
>video with a zoomer in it
>they go fast

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>>15755233

>> No.15760749

>>15758369
I don't think that size is rare, it could be a Humboldt squid or something.

>> No.15760801

>>15759090
why would they be the ones telling you to get vaccinated?

>> No.15760924

>>15759090
please don't take their advice

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>>15754853
mmmmm cacio e pepe

>> No.15760971

>>15756764
Honestly that's pretty impressive

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>> No.15760997

>>15755238
looks like modern art

>> No.15761008

>>15755548
>>15756813
It's mochi, it is that simple, most people just mix the rice flour with water and microwave it

>> No.15761009

>>15760983
Fucking americans and their weir ass dished.

>> No.15761168

>>15758974
>Fordor Sedan
cheeky cunts

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>> No.15761313

>>15761186
Is this a human? I can't tell through all the filters.

>> No.15761364

>>15754801
That dessert is called simply: Type 2

>> No.15761420

>>15755171
>Cutting towards yourself

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>>15761313

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>>15761804

>> No.15761916

>>15758079
I just came OH GOD

>> No.15761932

>>15758739
t. retard

>> No.15762027

>>15760457
>>>/fit/
don't underestimate the sippy cup

>> No.15762089

>>15754905
>the capful of milk
lol why do people do this shit, it's basically just a superstition at that point

>> No.15762102

>>15758009
>>15757826
>>15759177
>>15759253


>guy left is jacked
>obvious huge bulge on guy right
>not ashamed to make a silly, lighthearted video

they would eiffel tower your gf while you cry-jerk in the corner

>> No.15762142

>>15762102
>eiffel tower your gf
>implying either of them are even remotely straight
Just look at how long glasses spends in the other guys crotch before it ends.

>> No.15762279

>>15759013
>The absorption rate of elemental mercury is lower than 0.01% through a healthy intestine
Well, i guess it might be okay for a 3 years old but that man looks halfway through his 50s, i don't think many people have digestive tracts in pristine conditions at that age.
>Furthermore, elemental mercury may accumulate in the appendix and be converted into organic mercury compounds such as methyl-mercury by bacterial flora
Idk man, i wouldn't drink a spoonful of that for 100$ or whatever that guy might have agreed to

>> No.15762316

>>15754918
That looks pretty tasty, ngl

>> No.15762329

>>15754953
At first I was like
>Hey, that's not how my grandma made i-
then I was like
>HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS UNHOLY ABOMINATION

I mean seriously, this looks even worse than anything out of any of those crazy 70s cookbooks.

>> No.15762351

>>15754905
>adding butter to oily, soggy-ass chips
she'll be a 500lb tub-ass in 10 years. I guarantee it.

>> No.15762353

>>15757214
That's how /k/ argues for hunting with spears or taking five to ten shots for bringing a hog down with their AR.

>> No.15762383

>>15757680
What a pig lol.

>> No.15762405

>>15760983
MATSUMOTO, OUTTO!

>> No.15762420

>>15754905
There was a whole bunch of these videos next to each other once, I watched them all. its basically some stupid cunt in a nice kitchen she doesn't deserve making disgusting slop and acting likes its revolutionary, never seen anything so infuriating

>> No.15762429

>>15754953
did they actually try to call this german potato salad? this is weight on your ass american potato salad. It isn't even seasoned

>> No.15762449

>>15758750
None of the variations is like that.

>> No.15762453

>>15761804
you can see the filter glitching out on the background girl at the end of the video

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>>15754918
Looks offal

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>>15755425
>>15756693
>>15758713
>>15759439
>>15762329
>>15762429
What are you guys upset about specifically?

The hot dogs?

Yes, that was weird, but other than that that's pretty much how my mom makes her potato salad, though she adds cooked diced carrots, and sometimes beets. She isn't German, though.

>> No.15762526

>>15757208
imagine the poops

>> No.15762560

>>15755233
holy fuck i cant believe that woman is still alive

>> No.15762626

>>15758925
I feel bad for laughing

>> No.15762705

>>15758369
>I thought squid that big were obscenely rare?
No, that is pretty standard for an adult of that species.

There ARE rare squid varieties that are not comercially available, those are pretty rare, but I would not bother as they taste just like these.

>> No.15762737

>>15758564
for you

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>> No.15762977

>>15756112
We've all got our things, a phobia is literally defined as irrational, which everyone understands and accepts it.

>> No.15763015

>>15756642
Chill out, dude.

>> No.15763020

>>15758201
Beat me to it.

>> No.15763045

>>15755190
hes always been an entitled little fuck. Whenever he talks about going out to eat he is the most picky stingy fuck on the planet

>> No.15763150

>>15757826
>>15758009
That video is probably older than you are tourists

>> No.15763235

>>15759375
Jesus Christ women born after the 80s can't do shit.

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>> No.15763495

>>15759139
Try a statement next time you fucking faggot

>> No.15763503

>>15760924
Can't wait until you die from it you fucking faggot

>> No.15763618

>>15762964
>Can BARELY cut through a fucking cucumber

What's the point of this?

>> No.15763951

>>15757100
Fucking bug people, it's not hard to whack the animal with a fucking stick like they do in fish markets.

>> No.15763988

>>15759090
enjoy your wuhan cough, faggot.

>> No.15764234

>>15758740
thats actually completely true though, metalic mercury is not procesed by the human body and as long as you ont have open cuts in your mouth, throat or stomach youll be completely fine

>> No.15764244

>>15757947
its probably some cunt who just dumped a glass of water when no one was looking