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Anonymous Sat Mar 13 11:44:09 2021 No.15753539 [DELETED]

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You're dead, /ck/. The cause of death was "Crushed Pelvis." What do you serve at your funeral?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 11:44:54 2021 No.15753543 Nothing since I'm dead

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 11:45:03 2021 No.15753544 >>15753539 bay leaves

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 11:55:23 2021 No.15753607 >>15753539 >Crushed Pelvis u have a higher % of dying from cancer, so just say cancer.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 11:58:27 2021 No.15753620 kumquat

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 11:59:47 2021 No.15753627 File: 950 KB, 575x575, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15753539 Carolina-style hot dogs

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 11:59:55 2021 No.15753629 >>15753539 never been to a funeral that served food. no one really seems hungry at these events. they can eat me though I won't care.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 12:13:45 2021 No.15753691 >>15753539 Myself Whoever catches the diaper gets my pen0r

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 12:16:42 2021 No.15753700 >>15753607 It's a lot easier for me to see me dead from a crushed pelvis than from cancer. Now please shut up and let me think about what I'd serve.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 15:28:46 2021 No.15754633 File: 1.20 MB, 3629x2041, 20210311_175410.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15753539 chicken burgers

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 15:31:24 2021 No.15754643 >>15753629 >t. protestant

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 15:32:37 2021 No.15754651 >>15753539 Toad in the hole.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 15:51:56 2021 No.15754786 >>15753539 mashed pelvis

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 15:53:48 2021 No.15754794 >>15753539 Dutch East Indies buffet feast (rijsttafel).

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 16:51:10 2021 No.15755120 >>15754643 how does that make me a protestant? I'm not and neither is anyone I know, just no one brings food to funerals where I live.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 16:55:06 2021 No.15755138 >>15753539 >at your funeral I assume you in mean the wake. Alcohol. Lots of alcohol.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 16:57:17 2021 No.15755156 >>15753539 THC infused seafood buffet and King Louis XIII cognac

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 17:10:21 2021 No.15755243 File: 266 KB, 1397x1043, 1615673410626.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15753543 >>15753539 Ah, at least I died doing what I love.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 20:07:10 2021 No.15756167 >>15753539 Nothing. I'm not having a funeral and burning all my stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 20:08:37 2021 No.15756174 >>15753629 You don't have a buffet on top of the corpse?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 13 20:11:37 2021 No.15756192 >>15753539 Some cottage cheese