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15753139 No.15753139 [Reply] [Original]

What’s for dinner? For me, it’s endless deep fried crab legs (no shell)

>> No.15753149

methoxetamine, two smokes and some frozen blueberry poptarts

>> No.15753151
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15753151

>>15753139
A cumulative 750 random assortments of taco bell burritos from different locations.

>> No.15753160

>>15753139
Crab legs are definitely based. But idk about frying them

>> No.15753163

>>15753151
fat

>> No.15753178

>>15753139
Instant noodles. Why should I change my habits just for having more money? That's how people lose their lottery winnings and get into debt.

>> No.15753185

>>15753163
fag
>>15753151
based

>> No.15753195

>>15753139
Rouladen

>> No.15753202

>>15753139
a gram of cocaine and an edible

>> No.15753236

Flying out of the midwest for a good seafood restaurant

>> No.15753304

>>15753178
You shouldn’t eat instant noodles regurarly no matter what.

>> No.15753310

>>15753304
Fuck you, instant noodles are delicious!

>> No.15753312

>>15753139
borscht

>> No.15753317

lobster thermidor, filet mignon, two whores, cocaine, liquor

>> No.15753397

>>15753317
>>15753202
cocaine is an overrated stimulant.

>> No.15753412
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15753412

>>15753139
Was thinking of oven cook a marinated pork outer fillet with potatoes and bearnaise sauce.

Haven't cooked it yet so pic is from google :D

>> No.15753415

>>15753178
You'll die of your eating habits before you get to use your money.

>> No.15753447

to nervous to eat the same day

next day i'm going to home depot and buying a now stove and smoker and i'm having all homemade chili dogs.

>onion bread buns (family friend recipe)
>smoked beef/pork hot links (personal recipe)
>pickled onions (yt recipe)
>dill pickle relish (family friend recipe)
>chili con carne (family recipe)
>fries (how mom used to make. poorly)

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15753454

>>15753139
good choice, deep fried crab is delicious. for me, it's soft shell crab. I'd also go with top sirloin cap (picanha) for the true surf and turf

>> No.15753458

>>15753397
agreed. but it's a /ck/ thread so i pick booger sugar

>> No.15753459

>>15753139
one meal at five guys

>> No.15753462

>>15753459
I'm poor and can get that now wtf

>> No.15753559

>>15753139
Nothing other than the usual, a pizza would be cool.

>> No.15753574

>>15753454
>pikaniya
Huemonkey spotted

>> No.15753840

Some high quality pork ribs. Been too long.

>> No.15753860

>>15753317
I tried lobster thermidor once and was shocked at how overpowering the cheesy sauce was. This happened in St Helier. I don't know if that's normal but I was disappointed.

>> No.15753882

Airline food as I escape from this shithole country never to return.

>> No.15753974

>>15753139
For me it's the same crap I'm stuck eating now, because I just went over the cliff into full-blown diabetes again and can't eat anything with significant carbohydrates.

Not that I don't love steak and cheese and eggs and so on, but I can't even eat an apple without blowing my blood glucose through the max safe limit, and it stays over the limit for the rest of the day. FML

>> No.15754012

Honestly I basically get to eat whatever I want already with my modest income. I’d probably try some meme $1k tasting menu just for the heck of it

>> No.15754043

I paid $40 for an all you can eat seafood place last time I was in america and ate like 3 crabs and a couple lobsters.
I'd probably get that again.

>> No.15754110

>>15753974
stop eating fatty

>> No.15754162

>>15753139
this seafood joint downtown. kentucky, so it's flown fresh and costs a fortune with the wild bourbon bar they have. every pappy and weller, etc.. might go there tonight actually.

>> No.15754167

>>15753974
can't you like, take your insulin?

>> No.15754192

>>15753139
Adrenochrome and steak.

>> No.15754211

>>15753149
>>15753202
>>15753317
>hey mom are you watching? I'm about to be edgy as fricc on the edgiest website by talking about drugs and whores!!

Fuck off retards

>> No.15754612

>>15753139
I will eat tendies in my space yacht.

>> No.15754618

>>15753139
who the fuck fries crab legs?

>> No.15754620

>>15754211
>hey mom look I have deep rooted psychological issues that I project on everyone on the internet
>the only times I talk about drugs I actually want to be edgy, so it must be the same for everybody!!

>> No.15754647

>>15753139
i won the lottery every day by living in the ol' U S of A, baby. For me it's chicken strips

>> No.15754675

>>15753139
My serious, no bullshit answer: A splurge at McDonald's.

>> No.15754685

>>15754675
You could hork down a couple burgers and get really full and bloated. Better off getting something more expensive desu.
>>15754110
No

>> No.15754708

>>15753149
I'm investing my entire lottery winnings into restarting MXE synthesis on a global scale so i never have to be conscious again and can just live on my drug lord money henceforth

>> No.15754746

>>15753397
but it just scratches and itch doesnt it?

>> No.15754756

>>15754211
> I'm about to be edgy as fricc on the edgiest website by talking about drugs and whores
Surely it cannot be because they simply answer the question and actually enjoy doing drugs and having sex right?

>> No.15754760

>>15753139
Small children from cambodia.

>> No.15754761

>>15753139
Why would you deep fry crab legs within the shell

>> No.15754781

cheesesteak sandwich, 3x extra veggies

>> No.15754790

>>15753397
its awesome if you only do a little bit and time the crash with bed time

>> No.15754824

Whatever's in the fridge, and strictly that until I need to re-stock it with the few simple things that I love. I will, however, be hitting up the Brazillian Steakhouse once a month.

>> No.15754825

beef sticks and french fries

>> No.15754843

>>15754790
Until you're 40 and you ruined your health and replaced all the relationships in your life with what started as a fun harmless past time

>> No.15754869

A ribeye the size of my head, rare, with asparagus, mushrooms, a loaded twice baked potato, all absolutely drowned in fresh made bearnaise, and a bottle of the most expensive red in the place. Then I buy land and build a small house and live happily ever after.

>> No.15754975

>>15753454
I've never had soft shell crab. Can you really just eat the whole thing?

>> No.15754997

>>15753149
I’ve never heard of this until now. Do you recommend it? Ketamine is my favorite drug

>> No.15755047

>>15753139
my dinner would be at a nice steak house. then I would go out and buy a tesla, next day put remaining money into stonks and ride it the rest of my life.

>> No.15755082

>>15754975
yes, it's very good

>> No.15755130

>>15755082
Fuck, I don't even know where I could get it because I live in a flyover state.

>> No.15755142

>>15753139
I've never actually thought of breading and frying crab legs. How is it? I have an intense craving for it with tartar sauce as a dipping sauce.

>> No.15755314
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>>15754975
you have to cut off the front part of the head and the apron, and pull out the gills, but other than that, entirely edible and very delicious.

>> No.15755330

>>15755142
Anon I wish I knew. Unfortunately I haven’t won the lottery yet.

>> No.15755494
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15755494

>>15755314
>This kills the crab

>> No.15755512

>>15754997
it's my favorite drug of all time, i'm actually happy it's not available anymore because i nearly became an addict

>> No.15755526

>>15755494
>if only you knew how bad things really are

>> No.15755662

>>15755512
Why isn’t unavailable? According to google it’s unscheduled and I was able to find a vendor fairly easily.

>> No.15755669
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15755669

I'm renting out the entire Olive Garden and eating enough shitty "italian" food to make myself puke. God it would be so great

>> No.15755693

>>15753139
an entire endless chinese feast with all of family and friends

>> No.15755702

>>15753139
Baby food spoonfed by my newly bought mommy gf

>> No.15755712

>>15754211
>doing drugs is edgy
what are you 12?

>> No.15755810
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15755810

Hot Dog Annie's. Haven't been in the country in nearly 5 years and I miss it so :[

>> No.15755834

>>15753139
endless deep fried crab legs (in shell)

>> No.15756519

>>15755810
why them 'dogs got jam on em

>> No.15756522
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>>15756519
it's an onion BBQ sauce anon

>> No.15756526

>>15756522
oh that sounds good

>> No.15756527

>>15753139
Whatever I have in the fridge.

>> No.15756528

blinis and beluga caviar with sour cream as a starter. A small snack of king crab prepared whatever way. Then some turbot pan fried with pommes duchesse and stewed leeks with hollandaise sauce. No dessert, but a cheese board instead

>> No.15756529

Otoro nigiri with real wasabi

>> No.15756533
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>>15753139
Kraft Dinner. I'd just eat more of it.

>> No.15756537

>>15756526
It's quite good. Not really sweet like BBQ sauces are wont to be

>> No.15756638

For me, it's a McDonalds Double Cheeseburger instead of the McDouble. I think it's reasonable to splurge on an extra slice of cheese if you've won the lottery.

>> No.15756646

>>15754708
>>15753149

GODDAMN WHERE IS IT! IT SHOULD BE BACK BY NOW!

I had a 10g bag and it was the best months of my life.

>> No.15756650

>>15756529
Fucking weeAboo

>> No.15756722

brisket and katsudonburi baby

>> No.15756755

>>15753139
A pound of Russian Osetra caviar, a firkin of Mother Earth Cali' Creamin' cask ale, and a joint rolled out of an entire ounce of trainwreck.

>> No.15756772

>>15756755
why a pound? an ounce can of caviar is sufficient to enjoy it

>> No.15756820

>>15756772
You are the death of romance and probably a transexual. When next you have to decide between the dilator and the pistol, please select the pistol.

>> No.15756831

>>15756820
why the tranny delusion? no rich person eats copious amounts of caviar; i can tell you've never had it

>> No.15756836

>>15753139
Never had crab, doesn't seem as common in UK as in America but idk.
Always wanted to try it at a restaurant, the actual crab leg seems a bit odd though so that deep fried stuff seems great

>> No.15756861

>>15756831
The logical conclusion being, that I am not a rich person, and have only had Osetra once as I took my fiance out for her birthday. Seeing as this entire thread is a delusion/fantasy/circle-jerk anyway, I thought that I may as well throw in a the 4chan insult dujour while I was at it.

Also, you will never be a woman.

>> No.15756869

>>15754620
not an argument

>>15754756
no one enjoys doing drugs

>>15755712
12 inches deep in your ass faggot

>> No.15756885

>>15756861
i'm not trying to be a woman, and i'll never be one indeed, i like my dick and i like being a man.
And that's fair, caviar is nice, but it's an appetizer or a flavor enhancer at best.

>> No.15756893

>>15754043
Since the evil virus sprouted I'm not sure those places even exist anymore.

>> No.15756904

>>15754211
>having sex is edgy
You are going to die alone

>> No.15756905

>>15754975
Yeah soft shell crab is pretty awesome on a hard roll.

>> No.15756914

>>15754975
On a hard roll just crunch and munch the soft shell crab whole.

>> No.15756923

If I won a really big lottery, I'd be tempted to open up a restaurant in my home town and hope to break even.

The idea would be to have a restaurant with food and cleanliness to my standards and that served food that I would like to eat.

My idea is that the restaurant would have no more than three or four entrees on the menu. Maybe a hamburger, a steak dish, a chicken dish, and a fish dish.

Then, each day, they would have one or two specials for lunch and supper -- only specials that the cooks could make really well.

No buffet, but family style would be an option.

Or maybe a deli with sandwiches as well as a daily special made really well.

>> No.15756926

>>15753860
Lobster doesn't have nearly a strong enough flavor to stand up to basically anything

>> No.15756928

Buy the most expensive cut of meat in the world and livestream myself cooking it burnt well-done

>> No.15756937

>>15756923
If you had a decent account and attorney they're both tell you that it's a stupid idea unless you just want to employ friends and family.

>> No.15756938

>>15756904
yeah hiring a whore to have sex is edgy as fricc you moron thanks for clarifying

>> No.15756953

>>15756923
Then there's always casting couch stuff on cute chicks.

>> No.15756955

>>15755662
it's very illegal in china, and they're the only country that's willing to make obscure drugs

>> No.15756960

>>15756938
You don't have to hire them, just casting couch them.

>> No.15757022

>>15756937
>If you had a decent account and attorney they're both tell you that it's a stupid idea unless you just want to employ friends and family.

When the restaurant next to my office went up for sale a few years ago, my niece wanted to buy it and run a restaurant.

I told her that if she was going to do that, she should get a few years of experience in the restaurant business first as a cook, a waitress, and a restaurant manager.

I have no doubt that if she bought the restaurant, she would lose money every year and it would not be run very well. One thing for her is that she and her husband love to run around all over the country. I don't think she would be able to put in the time to make it work.

A few years ago in the next town over, there was a pretty good little place to eat and I'd go in there once a week or so. The owner was a young woman (about 30 or 35). She would often close the restaurant for the afternoon when she wanted to go somewhere. Finally, she closed it early one Friday afternoon and never bothered to open it again because she was so bored with it.

>> No.15757051

>>15753139
I already am pretty comfortable and blow my money on restaurants at least once a week, so probably just invest the money, order from one of my favorite places, then do a food tour of France once 'rona restrictions are removed. Perhaps visit of all the Michelin-starred restaurants in NYC that I haven't been to yet.

>> No.15757064

>>15753139
new amsterdam vodka, cranberry juice, and a costco pizza. a lot of snacks.

>> No.15757067

>>15757022
Yeah, that's wise. Sometimes those neices have a lot of money but nobody to tell them to not spend it willy nilly.

>> No.15757074

>>15756937

Also, in my town, there are only two restaurants, both Mexican. I do like Mexican food, but not on a daily basis.

They do have things like hamburgers, too. I've only gotten hamburgers at one of them, but quit the third time the hamburger buns were nearly hard enough to use as a hammer.

Oh the other hand, their Tuesday night taco plate is very good.

>> No.15757086

>>15757074

At the other restaurant, I made the mistake of ordering the chicken fried steak they had in addition to Mexican food on my birthday last year. That was the worst chicken fried steak I've ever eaten.

So for both restaurants, the Mexican food is okay, but their branching out of it can be a big mistake.

>> No.15757096

>>15757074
Are any of them stilll open, heck I miss a place called Corbin's that's on my block and the Friendly's that was like a block away. This evil virus stuff has shut things down.

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>>15757074
>>15757086
That's downright scary.

>> No.15757138

Get a bean and cheese burrito and do some fraps on an airplane, that'll clear the cabin.

>> No.15757142

>>15757096

They are both still open. One of them was just getting ready to open when the pandemic began. I'm surprised that they made it through.

This is a small town with very little through traffic. The customers are pretty much limited to locals. It's not unusual at all to only see two or three cars in front of the restaurant next to my office at supper time. I don't know how they manage to stay in business.

The other has a drive up window and seem to get most of their business at the window.

>> No.15757147

>>15757142
Hate to say it but it could be a money laundering operation.

>> No.15757156

>>15757147
Now that the midwits have weighed in, does anyone have real ideas?

>> No.15757166

>>15757156
Clearly you've never worked for a bank doing AML.

>> No.15757175

>>15757147

The owners both restaurants have been around here for years working hard the whole time. Both restaurants employ mostly the wives and kids while the man works a full time job elsewhere.

>> No.15757188

>>15757175
Yeah so it's a money laundering and tax fraud operation to keep their family employed. I'm not complaining mind you but that's pretty easy to detect.

>> No.15757299

What struck me as funny was an advertisement wanting someone to buy a franchise for one of the more costly franchises in the next town over.

Someone would be crazy to do it.

First of all, there isn't enough through traffic there to make a profit off of just the through traffic. If they didn't put it out on the main highway, there would be no through traffic.

Second, for the locals, the franchise name wouldn't make any difference. They wouldn't go there for the franchise name. Within a couple of weeks, everyone in the area would know whether or not it was worth stopping there.

Third, their gross income would be a small fraction of what it is in a better location. Yet, they would still have to pay those high franchise fees and a portion of their gross as well as buy what goes into their food from the company. And they would have to live with whatever specials the company runs that might make sense in a big city.

They would lose their shirt.

There is a place of the same franchise in another nearby town. I've eaten there maybe twice in the last ten years and was the only customer there. And no wonder, the food wasn't very good.

The odd thing, to me, about that place is their location. There is a major highway that runs through the town, but they built the franchise quite a way from that major highway. If they had opened it on the major highway, I bet they would do much more business.

>> No.15757435

I'd probably just make something simple like usual, a hamburg steak, a one pot meal, etc. so I could spend the rest of the evening shitting myself with anxiety.

>> No.15757486

>>15757188
you should cut back on the hollywood movies.

>> No.15757607

>>15753139
I go to the ramen place in my area and order the $30 bowl of ramen

>> No.15757622

>>15754997
I was addicted to MXE for a couple years. I do not recommend it.

>> No.15757901

>>15753139
Two mint chocolate soylents and a 4 piece mcnuggets

>> No.15757912

>>15753139
Whatever my mom and dad want. Gonna treat them, first thing's first.

>> No.15758162
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>>15757486
it's not Hollywood dumbass

Money laundering fronts are popular with restaurants and if they are really shitty yet stay open, you can bet something is supplementing their pay.

t. former fraud investigator

>> No.15758169

>>15758162
I fucking hate webcomics

>> No.15758171

lobster with noodles at a nice chinese restaurant

>> No.15758181

>>15758169
your mom hates webcomics

>> No.15758451

>>15753139
Id eat deep fried crab legs with the shells

>> No.15758477

>>15753139
probably some scrambled eggs on toast

>> No.15758479

>>15753178
u stupid fuck

>> No.15758504

>>15753139
I would use Doordash to order from Sonics, then not tip.

>> No.15758997

i would buy a home gym and continue eating chicken and rice.

>> No.15760542

>>15753139
over the course of several days, i would have in no particular order:

>A large oreo blizzard from dairy queen
>A bloomin onion and a steak from outback
>A large bucket of popcorn from any movie theater
>Pretzels
>A fuck load of slushes from sonic and 7/11
>The ass of 3 different autistic girls i knew in high school
>More steaks
>More Blizzard
>Enough Monsters and Rockstars to put me out of y'alls misery
>Mexican street food

>> No.15760546

>>15753139
379 McChickens

>> No.15760558
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>>15753160
I’ve never seen them fried like in OP’s pic, but crab tempura is definitely based. Pic unrelated.

>> No.15760570

a plate of fugu sashimi and a fifth of don julio 1942

>> No.15761057

>>15755810
>Hot Dog Annie's
i've been there. hometown was a few minutes away from there. pretty good

>> No.15761770

I doubt that much would change if I won the lottery except that I would probably either hire a cook or eat out more often.

Currently, my main occasion to eat at a restaurant is when I go to the doctor. It's about 140 mile round trip to go to the doctor so I usually grab a bite to eat in the town where the doctor is located.

>> No.15761821

>>15753139
Little Debbie Christmas Tree Cakes all year round

>> No.15761865

KFC party bucket and a pack of Marlboro Reds.

>> No.15761919

>>15758169
I fucking hate you!

>> No.15761980

>>15756533
>so good a thrash metal band wrote a song about it in 1990

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXtEGB8uwZM

>> No.15761998

I always wanted to try gator/croc/caiman, so i guess that. Nice, big, smoked tail and cheek meat, with a tad of Everglades Original.

>> No.15762010

5 guys burger with large fries. $$$$

>> No.15762023
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>>15760542
>Outback
>not going to a real steak house since you won the fuckin' lottery and can go literally anywhere but Outhouse

>> No.15762037

fuck.. you know what? A really good quality fish and chips..

>> No.15762080

a blunt and some cereal, with cold milk that is

>> No.15762084

>>15761980
groovy

>> No.15762095
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15762095

I would still just get a cheese pizza from little ceasers and three natty daddies
I am a frugal man

>> No.15762101

>>15753139
Same shit. Then I build my dream house/barn. Get some good livestock, greenhouses, and make the best food I can.

>> No.15762131
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>>15753139
I’d order G&M crabcakes mailed in. ($100 for overnight refrigerated shipping)

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15762179

Surf and Turf. Prime rib instead of steak. Lots of clarified butter, au jus, fresh horseradish

>> No.15762196

>>15760558
>Surrounded by family
>Surrounded by things
Heh

>> No.15762204
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15762204

I'd go to the fanciest steakhouse in the city and keep ordering and eating steaks till I got too full

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>>15755810
>>15756522
Looks good. I like the grape jelly but I prefer maple syrup

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>>15762179
Nice choice

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>>15753139
I'm checking into a suite at the Mirage or Riviera. Dinner would be a whole poached lobster.

>> No.15762323

Quackerific

>> No.15762325

>>15762311
that lobster tail looks...off

>> No.15762347

>>15753139
Cocaine

>> No.15762357

>>15753317
I don't think any lottery pays enough to skirt by cannibalism charges.

>> No.15762413

>>15758169
too relatable?

>> No.15762435

>>15753139
>Deep fried crab legs
Where can I acquire this

>> No.15762608
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15762608

>dinner

Fuck that. If I won the lottery, I'm buying/tuning a muscle car, packing a suitcase, and going on a coast-to-coast restaurant tour.

>> No.15762641

>>15762435
Seriously tell us!! I'm hungry just looking at it.

>> No.15762665

spiro gagnew

>> No.15762831
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>> No.15763011

>>15762665
Agnew was my friend in Maryland as a child. He let me ride my 4wheeler through his property and I still have his chainsaw.

>> No.15763234
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>>15762831
>Serves 5-6

>> No.15763357

>>15753139
Like 3 ribeyes, one after the other.

>> No.15763363

>>15762204
You can eat more than 1 steak?

>> No.15764615

>>15762608
Mr Fieri please lose the frosted tips

>> No.15764694
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i'd use the free time i just gained to go cook a great meal together with my mom and sister

>> No.15764697

>>15753139
Ribeye steak and codeine

>> No.15765236

>>15756533
http s://www. foodrepublic.com/2013/02/21/why-do-canadians-eat-so-much-kraft-mac-n-cheese/

Do Canadians really?

>> No.15765251

>>15753139
I would put the whole egg cholesterol thing through the gauntlet of my colon with like 100 eggs a day for a week. majority of the money being spent of therapy for the ptsd from the smell of my own shits

>> No.15765268

>>15756869
i enjoy doing drugs and wish you would put your 12 inch penis in my ass instead :(

>> No.15765282

Prime ribeyes every meal for the rest of my fucking life.
I wouldn't eat a single thing more.

>> No.15765287

>>15753139
What's the point of this? I'm going to die anyway after living my pointless and horrible life. Money is shit. Eating only sustains or hastens my shitty life.

Why are so many of you participating in this silly fantasy thread? Do you guys still have hope that there's a point to anything?

>> No.15765297

>>15753139
Considering my nation is in lockdown right now and the fact that its lent... I don't know. Probably the paella i already have planned. I'd probably wait for a celebration meal until after lent.

>> No.15765400

>>15765287
Food is delicious

>> No.15765911

I would buy the nicest bacon and eggs at my local bob evans

>> No.15765916

>>15762608
Literally driving down the Flavortown Trail.

>> No.15765920

>>15753139
some fancy steakhouse bar where the golddiggers hang out

>> No.15766124

>>15753310
t. fatass

>> No.15766358

>>15756528
>No dessert, but a cheese board instead
This. Fuck dessert; cheese is glorious

>> No.15766467
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15766467

>>15753139
Make paella for the whole town.

>> No.15766507

>>15766467
... sharing is caring, even with stray barking dogs.

>> No.15767097

>>15766467
man that looks fucking good.
Would love to spend some time with friends and family again :/

>> No.15767234

>>15753139
animals aren't made with extra parts, eat the shell

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>>15753139
To me it's nothing. I don't dine.

>> No.15767401

Can't believe this thread full of degenerates and retards is still up

>> No.15768260

>>15753149
wow MXE. almost forgot about that shit. Probably the most fucked up I have ever been off a single substance. Not a huge fan. I thought K was better... MXE just makes you a crippled retard.

>> No.15768273

>>15753139
chik fil a, i keep it simple. really dont enjoy anything as much as chik fil a.

>> No.15768538

>>15764615
I'm bald

>> No.15769002

@15762023

It is what it is mate.

Btw thx for the (You) shithead

>> No.15769105

>>15753149
>>15768260
I had never heard of MXE until you guys made this post.
I just googled it, came up with a youtube channel of a guy.

>10 year old channel
>starts by posting K2 Spice reviews
>MXE trips and other research drugs
>couple years go by in the channel, posts video detailing his physical K2 addiction, his MXE overdose and hospitalization and addiction.
>went to jail for drugs
>says he is going to become clean

Yeah, here you go, he never stopped posting videos and here is one of his last vids before going dark last year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw4dhXRltDw

Fucking pathetic

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>>000000000000000000000015769002

huh?

>> No.15769160

chicken taco, steak, good ol white rice, mash potatoes, black olives, spanish garlic and a coca cola

>> No.15769190

>>15756923
My dream is to open a small counter-serve sandwich shop. Food truck would be fine. Every day I would serve one type of sandwich. No substitutions. No size differences. Would come with a drink and a bag of chips for 10 bucks. The idea would be that whatever sandwich I made, it would be so perfect that people wouldn't even question whether they'd like it or not, because they KNOW they'd like it. Dont like saurkraut? You will on this literally perfect reuben. Olives for Italian sandwhichs, black bean burgers for vegan day, etc. I think I'd be a fun thing for all of the locals. Might become a friendly face that people trust.

>> No.15769218

>>15756928
Try to act retarded enough that people think you aren't trolling. Bonus points if you 'want to bring it to room temperature fast' so you throw it in the microwave for 'just a second' and go prep other food and the audience has to listen to the microwave in the background for like 20 minutes. Yes I've thought this scenario up

>> No.15769285
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>deep fried crab legs (no shell)
where do they sell these? sounds pretty good

>> No.15769569

>>15760558
white millennial w*men are fucking trash

>> No.15769576

>>15762831
>buying prepackaged sushi instead of just going to an AYCE place

>> No.15769646

>>15753139
Smoked salmon. Lots of smoked salmon.

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>>15753236
This. Even if you live on the great lakes there isn't great seafood. I hate this wasteland.

>> No.15769722

>>15753139
id probably make myself a grilled cheese and tomato soup

>> No.15770077

>>15753139
For me, I would just pig out on Taco Bell or In-N-Out desu

>> No.15770106

>>15769285
Restaurants, what are you stupid?

>> No.15770132

>>15770077
That shit is pretty much the lowest bar on the planet, raise your bar and don't be a bitch.

>> No.15770162

>>15755669
Why? I'm asking for curiosity. Wouldn't it feel bad in your stomach?

>> No.15770163

>>15756528
Oh man that sounds good.

>> No.15770346

>>15756755
based and trainwreck-pilled

>> No.15770358

>>15769190
this is a cool idea, just integrate it with social media so people like me that have tried mayo 500 ways and still never liked it could eat some of your dank sandos on days where they're ones I'd like

>> No.15770903

>>15761057
Paxton? Holden? Spencer? Worcester? D:

>> No.15770911

>>15754211
I'm not trying to be mean here, but you're not jaded enough for this site, leave while you can still enioy things

>> No.15771266

>>15753139
I'm already rich, I'd just keep eating tuna sandwiches like I already do.

>> No.15771454

>>15753397
It’s only good when you’re drunk.

>> No.15771630

>>15771266
I like butter bean and tune salad sandwiches

>> No.15771726

>>15753139
For me it would be endless softshell crab, and pussy.

>> No.15771763

>>15753151
>food from a huge chain
>but from different locations
Weirdo.

>> No.15771788

>>15753139
where can I get deep fried crab legs? those look fucking delicious

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>>15760558
this is the sad reality of 2021. Remember to starve these women of attention by returning to tradition and not giving in to their childlike tantrums. Marry your girl early and have children before 30. Let these future wine aunts wither and die while they pursue career over marriage.

>> No.15771820

>>15753139
Roast duck in hoisin sauce. Garlic bread, but the premium kind. Eggs benedict.

Basically what I eat now anyway. There really isn't any expensive food that I both want and can't afford currently.

>> No.15771853

>>15753139
A nice nacho grande with a 1000 gallon goblet of the lifeblood of retards who post ITT about their epic drug abuse

>> No.15772138

>>15771853
Basado

>> No.15772147

>>15753139
>the amount of money you have would somehow affect what you are able to eat on a given night
oh no no no no no no no

>> No.15772290

>>15772147
>the amount of money you have would somehow affect the amount you'd be willing to spend on anything in a single night

no shit sherlock

>> No.15772305

>>15771820
I love roast duck but not with hoisin sauce, it's too sweet for my taste.

>> No.15772307

>>15753139
fuck, whatever's healthy and enjoyable

>> No.15772360

Bottomless wings, bottomless fries, and bottomless alcohol

>> No.15772382

A nice ribeye on the grill with some potatoes and roasted brussel sprouts on the side
Have with a decent bottle of red or whatever beer

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>>15753139
Haven't had sushi in quite a while so a sushi plate or two :D

>> No.15772625

>>15753139
A nice steak dinner for the SO and I.

>> No.15772701

>>15753149
what a loser