Confess

[Anonymous No.15751085]

>I can't stand the un-rendered fat on a prime rib or ribeye so I cut it off and leave it on my plate.

[Anonymous No.15751093]

>>15751085
>I don't like cauliflower

[Anonymous No.15751105]

>>15751085
I eat instant ramen covered in sour cream a lot

[Anonymous No.15751119]

>>15751085
I made spicy pickled Brussels Sprouts.
They're quite tasty.

[Anonymous No.15751147]

fat fuck here
I stop at a drive thru and eat in my car after work, then I go home and eat my "real" dinner.

[Anonymous No.15751158]

>>15751085
still want to fuck my sister, no change from last time

[Anonymous No.15751163]

I would rather have a dry sandwich than use mayonnaise

[Anonymous No.15751188]

>>15751085
I love drinking a hot mug of tea before I go to bed, but it's too tepid and watery so I put coffee creamer in it.

[Anonymous No.15751197]

>>15751188
Liquid or powdered?
If powdered, no absolution can save you from Hell.

[Anonymous No.15751234]

>>15751197
Liquid! What am I, crazy?

[Anonymous No.15751240]

>>15751234
Difficult to tell on an anonymous Tibetan snake-wrangling forum.

[Anonymous No.15752367]

>>15751085
I used to go to high end restaurants and order well done fillet mignon just to piss the cooks off.

[Anonymous No.15752372]

>>15751085
I regularly replace a proper meal with a bag of chips

[Anonymous No.15752561]

I have done almost all of these things/they have applied to me at some point in time.

[Anonymous No.15752725]

>>15751147
I know fatties. They do this shit

[Anonymous No.15752770]

I like burned meat

[Anonymous No.15752792]

I use leftover London broil in my instant Ramen

[Anonymous No.15752794]

i would prefer it if the human body ran on coal rather than food

[Anonymous No.15753042]

>>15751093

[Anonymous No.15753047]

>>15751085
for almost 10 years my favorite dish has been ketchup pasta

[Anonymous No.15753179]

>>15751158
How does this relate to food and cooking?

[Anonymous No.15753302]

>>15751085
beer fucking sucks

[Anonymous No.15753322]

>>15751085
I don't think steak is the best thing ever and don't get mad when it's overcooked.

[Anonymous No.15753326]

>>15751119
damn, that sounds pretty fuckin good
mind sharing the recipe?

[Anonymous No.15753332]

>>15753179
We both eat food

[Anonymous No.15753793]

>>15751093
i can't stand cauliflower or broccoli

[Anonymous No.15753842]

I can't fucking cook rice.

[Anonymous No.15753873]

>>15751105
How much do you spend on sour cream a month?

[Anonymous No.15753878]

>>15753842
I couldn't either, until I realized you can just cook it like pasta (throw rice into boiling water, full boil for a few minutes, drain). It comes out pretty nice that way, you just have to be more creative with flavoring it because cooking it in broth/stock is obviously no longer an option.

[Anonymous No.15753886]

Raw tomato tastes like garbage.

[Anonymous No.15753887]

>>15752367
Massive waste of money and the cooks almost definitely did not care lol

[Anonymous No.15753897]

>>15753878
I might actually try that. I have a gas stove and im too retarded to get the right simmer flame

[Anonymous No.15753923]

>>15751085
>I think bacon is overrated.

>I think people could stand to eat less meat, even though I think vegans are mentally ill.

>I'm not scared of GMOs or vegetable oils.

>I don't think British food is bad.

>Lettuce is worthless.

[Anonymous No.15753926]

I fell for the deenz meme

[Anonymous No.15753983]

>>15753926
It wasn't a meme.

[Anonymous No.15754990]

>>15751085
I don't clean my pans or coffee mugs, the pan much less so as the coffee mug never.
I've used a $10 utility knife for everything from raw meat, cooked meat, vegetables, bread, and anything else you can imagine for the past 4 years.
This is deja vu, hello to notices this.
There are foods I will never care or bother to eat in my life, but crazy foods I'd be willing to eat under enough alcohol influence - candy corn to century eggs.

[Anonymous No.15755030]

Nothing food related disgusts me more than ripped up pasta. That webm of the old fuck cutting his spaghetti with scissors nearly makes me gag

[Anonymous No.15755040]

>>15753873
enough to have a sour cream budget

[Anonymous No.15755090]

>>15751163

[Anonymous No.15755108]

>>15753842
Why?
If you have a pressure cooker there's an infallible way to always get perfect rice:
>1 cup of rice
>1 cup and a half of water
>salt
>close the lid
>wait till the valve steams/rises, leave it for 3 minutes, then take it off the heat
>let it rest for 20 minutes without removing the lid or releasing the pressure
>after 20mins open the lid and enjoy your perfect rice

[Anonymous No.15755119]

I hate the texture of raw meat. I don't understand the appeal of anything under Medium. I don't want my food burned but I don't want it raw.

[Anonymous No.15755126]

>>15755108
>you can't cook rice? lol, just buy this dedicated machine for cooking rice, cooklet.

[Anonymous No.15755154]

>>15755126
Pressure cookers have more use than making rice.

[Anonymous No.15755180]

I buy plain bran cereal then dump a bunch of raisins in it.

[Anonymous No.15755207]

>>15752794
You'de be surpised of how many things on Eath contain carbon! So in a way, we are running on coal!

[Anonymous No.15755211]

>>15751147
thats hilarious

[Anonymous No.15755227]

>>15751147
based

[Anonymous No.15755246]

>>15751085
The other day I made maafe and it sucked, so I threw a whole casserole of stew to the trash and I feel bad for wasting food and for even attempting at making nigger food.

[Anonymous No.15755250]

>>15755040
incredible man. are your organs good still?

[Anonymous No.15755254]

I don't like radishes, it's the only food I can't stand

[Anonymous No.15755261]

>>15751085
Instant mash + instant gravy I mix the powders and add hot water for sloppa

[Anonymous No.15755268]

i spend lots of time making meals and then just drown it out in sauce. i love sauce.

[Anonymous No.15755269]

>>15751085
I just ate a sheep's head for lunch

[Anonymous No.15755308]

>>15755269
nice stale pasta

[Anonymous No.15755331]

>>15755308
I guess I've never seen that pasta

[Anonymous No.15755418]

>>15755126
A pressure cooker is an of the most useful kitchen appliances, not some shit unitasker

[Anonymous No.15755444]

>>15751093
You ever tried romanesco?

[Anonymous No.15755448]

>>15751093
I like broccoli, but hate cauliflower.

[Anonymous No.15755457]

I alternate between fast food and eating a week of left over Japanese curry

[Anonymous No.15755471]

>>15753926
What exactly is the meme?

[Anonymous No.15755513]

>>15755269
metal af

[Anonymous No.15755541]

>>15751085
I don't cook but I always give cooking advice on the internet based on cooking videos I have seen on youtube.
I'm pretty good at it.

[Anonymous No.15755737]

>>15755308
Now I'm curious, what is the pasta? Does anyone have?

[Anonymous No.15756567]

>>15755737

[Anonymous No.15756586]

>>15751188
Kek a coworker would put creamer in hot water because he didn’t want the caffeine of coffee

[Anonymous No.15757331]

>>15755737
Um, tell me you didn't eat that eyeball anon

[Anonymous No.15757377]

>>15751093

[Anonymous No.15757416]

>>15757331
it's an actual delicacy, dumb frogposter

[Anonymous No.15757508]

>>15757416
not him, what does it taste like?
i feel like the texture would be kind of fucked, between the cornea and the vitreous fluid

[Anonymous No.15757530]

>>15755108

Does this recipe scale up well?

Say 6 cups of rice and 9 cups of water?

[Anonymous No.15757598]

>>15757416
bee nice to frogposters :(

[Anonymous No.15757722]

>>15751085
kill yourself. if you have prime rib you better have nothing left on your plate.

[Anonymous No.15757779]

>>15751119
>>15753326
Give us the recipe

[Anonymous No.15758298]

>>15757530
Tried it up to 3 cups and yeah. 1 cup can feed 2 people so not sure when you'd need 6 cups tho.

[Anonymous No.15758760]

>>15755737
>>15757331
>>15757508
It was a lot like steak fat in texture and taste. I cracked a little salt and pepper it. Was neat to try but honestly not something I'm dying to try again

[Anonymous No.15758848]

i chew on almost all the bones i can get

[Anonymous No.15758861]

>>15751085
I eat the unrendered fat off peoples plates if it looks good
>t. Dishwasher

[Anonymous No.15758971]

I retch when i eat deenz sometimes but i love the way i feel after eating them.

[Anonymous No.15759015]

>>15751147
very common landwhale behavior

[Anonymous No.15759019]

>>15754990
wow dude, candy corn??? that's fucking insane

[Anonymous No.15759028]

my fav snack is an anchovies, onion, and mustard sandwich

[Anonymous No.15759234]

Spent $27 last night on 8, small, half shell oysters and a cup of lobster bisque (first time having bisque). 5 of the oysters were part of a dish that was practically burnt.
Just blew $32 this morning on donuts from a local joint.
I'll be drinking and burning down some ciggies all day today like I was yesterday.

[Anonymous No.15759242]

>>15751147
I often pick up a mcdonald's cheeseburger on the way to pick up carryout for the family

[Anonymous No.15759267]

>>15751085
I give it to my dog

[Anonymous No.15759277]

i eat bones

[Anonymous No.15759411]

>>15755269
The whole thing?! Your anus is in for a punishment once that thing passes through

[Anonymous No.15759471]

>>15752792
this is just good clean living

[Anonymous No.15759489]

I have spit in people's food before.